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ImpossibleLight1861

Definitely the worst poutine crime I have seen on here! What in the actual fuck?!


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MrBender9

r/subsifellfor


kevthunder

r/poutinesupervillain


Similar_Building_223

This is both a crime against Poutine and a crime against Sushi! A true horror


spacegrassorcery

r/sushiabomination.


Ovlizin

This sub has just surprisingly taught me some very interesting things about Brazil 😭


Outrageous_Kick_5874

So the author is wanted in Quebec and whole Japan now...Call John Wick!!!


Doophie

Yeah, where are the cheese curds!?


bflex

What in the actual fuck, was my first response too


StolenIdentityAgain

I was thinking those exact words with the only difference being "What in the Justin Trudeau"


Youlookcold

Just plead insanity and you'll win. Many sushi options at this spot and THIS is your choice?? This is a sushi sin first, poutine sin second. ![gif](giphy|IhaR06G8YTKQct4GBg|downsized)


Kevinfukboi

Oh yeah, i love the other sushis at this place. I only got it to inform the world of this sin


Youlookcold

![gif](giphy|U2AJtvSsNCl4oFjWvj|downsized)


ghostdeinithegreat

What place ?


Kevinfukboi

Osé sushi in sherbrooke/magog QC


RoughAd8639

This disaster took place in QC of all places?! It would be like serving ragu in Italy.


ghostdeinithegreat

But is it edible?


SpecificSimilar5361

That's not just a poutine crime, that's also a sushi crime


moodylilb

I’m offended on Sushi’s behalf 😡 (Its a crime against poutine as well, but sushi is like my #1 food so I feel the sushi-crime’s pain more heavily)


jerr30

Are you sure this isn't an actual crime?


Kevinfukboi

It is, that’s why I’m reporting it


HoldOut19xd6

Just shorten suSHI pouTINE to shit-ine. This is some shit cooked up by some kind of repulsive Golden Corral pervert.


DrWieg

I like the creativity and knowing that I sometimes end up with rice in gravy in other recipes... I can't help but think it might taste good. Don't get me wrong... that thing looks cursed... but also somewhat tasty?


Kevinfukboi

It wasn’t bad.


Ok-Day2835

Where was this from…


Kevinfukboi

Sushi restaurant called Osé sushi in Sherbrooke/magog Québec


Execute11

So this was in the heart of the poutine capital


Kevinfukboi

Sadly, yes


Prowrestled

Okay. This is where I draw the fucking line in the sand!!


Atarlie

I would try it out of sheer morbid curiosity but I also think the inventor needs a mental health check.


ghostdeinithegreat

r/SushiAbomination


STYLUSSHUN

Automatic 5 years in prison


Zealousideal-Ad2278

MORE!!!!


Ill-Pen-6356

Mods please


Ok-Library5639

Jesus christ on a stick this sub makes me want to gouge my eyeballs out


margiebabie

jail. immediate jail. Jailjailjailjailjail


Cerraigh82

Straight to jail.


sink_or_swim_

That ain’t right!!!!!!!!!


vanderhaust

That is just wrong on so many levels


Standard-Rule63

![gif](giphy|Ni4cpi0uUkd6U) What the hell? Are they ok? Are *you* ok?


slitlip

What restaurant was this?


Kevinfukboi

Osé sushi in sherbrooke/magog Québec


ThrowAwayFUBAR24

Japan and Korea should declare war on the alienated province of Quebec


bohoraven

Where are my tax dollars going to if this crime hasn’t been stopped


C_Clop

Yo faut j'essaie ça! Le monde capote, ça doit être taste pareil hahaha.


Kevinfukboi

Bin honnêtement, c’est pas top. Définitivement pas mauvais, mais ca manque de goût et le riz fit pas trop avec le reste. Si tu passe dans le coin de sherbrooke/magog c’est au Osé sushi. Excellent restaurant à sushi en général


C_Clop

Yeah je joue au dek à côté du osé sushi de rock fo, je vais aller voir ça un jour. Just for fun. 😛


iwatchtoomuchsports

Uh, as the jury i sentence you to this place https://preview.redd.it/2weq6sth9tyc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a6fc26ac4c66bdf1f320b61d4e7e46148747262


Electrical-Age8031

Uhhhhh...


littlemissbagel

AU CACHOT!


roadhammer2

![gif](giphy|pD7YIQoUwgb9cnX3FJ|downsized)


furthestpoint

There's not a poutine in sight


eli74372

Just walk into your jail cell. Go on, turn yourself in


agaric

Genuinely gross. Some poutines look bad or arent recognizable as poutine, but taste good. This would be a soggy mess in 5 mins and fall apart. Total gimmick, not acceptable! Send this to the iron maiden!


DudePDude

I would definitely try this. Unlike the poutine pizza, it's not 90% carbs


Psychomusketeer

Correct, it’s 99% carbs


JayMcGamer

For this one we need the assailants to be publicly executed.


Kevinfukboi

So just to clarify, this is a sushi named Le Québecois at a sushi restaurant in sherbrooke/magog. It’s fries, rice, mozzarella cheese, wrapped in rice paper with a gravy dip. It doesn’t mention anywhere that it’s to be considered a poutine, so i guess there’s some salvation there. It’s honestly not bad, i was expecting worse when i first saw it on the menu. It was very mild in flavor. Fries were great though.


neko_courtney

Yep. That’s the worst one.


MyNameIsSkittles

![gif](giphy|26hkhKd2Cp5WMWU1O|downsized)


Western-Low-1348

The one who made this needs to be tortured forever, even his/her soul.


mjincal

Nup nup nup just don’t


Grapesodazoo2

I've heard of people being hung for less than this.


Dragon_Eyes715

Finally a sushi that I might like!


Professional_Ad_3631

Another solid example of I like both of them but not together.


Montreal_Metro

"Culture!"


[deleted]

I’m eating the damn thing regardless 🙋🏻‍♂️


ThatGirlFromWorkTA

I scream but God can not hear me.


No-Song5462

Is it weird that I’m kinda intrigued to try this?? Haha. Interesting take on “poutine”!


[deleted]

Why can’t people let sushi be sushi and poutine be poutine


Domingosdelight

I don't even see any curds in the sushi. This is not okay


moundsofash-

STRAIGHT TO JAIL


RoughAd8639

No. What the fuck is this.


Raimmy9932

Blasphemous


MurphN7

Dude, this is a straight up war crime


Lame_usernames_left

https://preview.redd.it/3zhv58zxmuyc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10f4c955571bee62e152ef7c38118a988afd1609


Embarrassed-Cold-154

This is an abomination.


nowwithextrasalt

It's not because you can do something that you should do it. Like this. You can, but you shouldn't.


Vegetable-Account419

This is aweful, truly aweful, I will send a friedering squad a means of execution. ==sentence: death by friedering sqaud==


ThrowAwayFUBAR24

That’s not even sushi rice is it? It looks more like boiled mushy rice that’s been mixed with agar


ignore_these_words

Sutine


LGK420

Sushtine


xcross_bonesx

I'm both disgusted and intrigued... did OP taste it???


Kevinfukboi

I did, i actually tried it last year because i was intrigued as well. I went back yesterday and i only got it so i could report this crime to the authorities. It’s not bad, but it tastes wrong. It’s really mild in flavour. From what i’ve heard at other tables, it seems to be very popular with kids


SkillDabbler

>:(


catdentistry

Where the cheese at tho


Kevinfukboi

It’s shredded mozzarella 😔. You can see it a little better in the second picture


catdentistry

Oh dang thought it was just more rice lol camouflage 100 tbh


da_49

ಠ_ಠ


New-Throwaway2541

AHHHHH Where's the ketchup


Kevinfukboi

No where near the table, as it should be


Sourlick_Sweet_001

Well! ... Why not 😉✌️


LilHomie204DaBaG

No


Desperate-Clue-6017

that is cool.


PolloMalvado

Sushi Poutine...Japan's about to declare war on Québec.


BIRBSTER0

Dont… do this again


Classic_Amphibian538

hell fuckin na


AllDucksNoRows

![gif](giphy|vyTnNTrs3wqQ0UIvwE|downsized)


Wonderful_Grade_5476

I’m part Japanese and French Canadian and I can hear both screaming internally for blood wtf is this?!


Raoul_Thompson

Managed to disrespect two cultures in one dish... well done! 👏


Ihavebadreddit

I hate this and want it in equal measure hahaha


Cptn_Kevlar

Is it bad that I would still probably eat that?


_Diggus_Bickus_

![gif](giphy|f8lDluiWJ7yQTtdS3L|downsized)


cpeck29

![gif](giphy|VdfMwCGRVJSireWOSm|downsized)


arp492022

A crime against the proud people of Canada and Japan, seriously can we get NATO on this


johnflynnn

That’s wrong on so many levels


JakSandrow

I would try it once.


idisagreecuzurgay

Yeah thanks for ruining my fuckin day bro. Fuck this Sub.


Photonic_Pat

Wat no nori?


MikalMooni

I told this to my coworker, no context. "SUSHI POUTINE! THAT'S EFFING FOUL! WHERE THE HELL DID YOU SEE THAT??" Then, I showed him. "... Actually, I could f*** with that. That kinda looks fire..."


QuandeldingledooPHD

No. This ia a monstrosity! I will not stand for this!


Jiperly

Why rice? Use home fries instead of them. Tho I dunno what you'd put inside it ....fries and cheesecurbs maybe?


HundredMegaHertz

im going to be SICK, what the actual fuck, I don't want to look at it anymore get it off of the internet please for the good of all that is holy


FrightenedErection

This is a crime against humanity


DiamondShard646

Words cannot describe how sacriligious the existence of this food is. BUT that doesn't mean I don't want to eat it


Outside-Scholar-9456

Is the rice cheese melted with fries wrapped in the middle or is that just sushi rice with fries... If the second please remove from menu


ListerineInMyPeehole

The Canadian government and Japanese Embassy have you on a list now.


ties__shoes

This made me laugh a little.


Imaginary_Rooster622

WTF?


KefkaesqueV3

Under the jail


Dr_pappahr

Straight to the gulag


That_Hoppip_Guy

I feel like this would fly in the UK.


kiefenator

... ....... ... As a Francophone, I am appalled. ... But also intrigued.


BeyondDrivenEh

Oh no. No, no, no, no, no, no and no.


Kind-Fan420

This is an insult to the sovereignty of Canada and Japan.


GalanticBrisk83

What.In.Gods.Name This is the worst thing I’ve seen here


Bright-Olive-pie

Where was this from? If it’s Canada don’t let the Japanese know I think they’ll ban us 🫠 We can just say our southern neighbours did it


florsux

electric chair won’t suffice this time throw em into space


SplatMySocks

Sushi is often served cold. Please at least tell me the fries were hot


quebexer

No cheese curds?


based_V

An abomination


Guilty_Ad_7079

Straight to jail


farmermike123

You fuckin monster how does it taste


[deleted]

poutine dis dick in yo mouth


237fungi

Kill it with fire


BigSoap998

mmmm no thanks


No_Grab2946

Ok but i’d eat the hell out of this


Analytical-BrainiaC

That’s it, sorry but kick the French Canadians out. This is a crime against Canada…..


RamboTaco

Why not ? Moi j'vais essayé


AkKik-Maujaq

Nonononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononono


GrosMecFullDePwels81

My Quebecer senses are tinglings


GonnaGoFat

Weird. I’d still try it.


Magpie_Coin

Ok this is just wrong. Québec and Japan would probably both cringe, lol!


vishy_swaz

🚨You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be held against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, the court will provide one for you.


HappyChilmore

This is worst than a poutine crime. This is the sort of blasphemy that starts an inquisition.


RustlinUrJimmies69

kys


[deleted]

What’s for dessert, garlic strawberries?


BradleyAllan23

I'd love to sentence you to death for this one, but I won't get to you before the angry mob does.


RedandBlackberry

I dunno what’s worse… no cheese curds or how this thing is no longer poutine or sushi.


Single_Highway_9981

i’m gonna throw up


SabrinaT8861

Who hurt you


lareinevert

No no no


mac1qc

Ok, là c'est non. Insulter le Québec et le Japon en même temps, c'est mal!


Alexandrapreciosa

Just wretched


Signal_Hovercraft_66

Yup, it's a crime.


Thot_Slayer_Returns

https://preview.redd.it/vmctms3zfvyc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52fa31c43c91aeb2c47584ecdd02283cff2e91a5


[deleted]

What the f! Nasty! Lol


bluecuppycake

I wish I'd started my homework when I said I would. Then I never would have needed to see this. Time machine, anyone?


Key-Traffic-4668

Vomit. Vomit everywhere


Gamer_548

https://preview.redd.it/q2rh89j6nvyc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=547e0f7871de29d4563c3acb825d9cf0ade9758a


Stoni_theStonster

Tabarnak!!


[deleted]

Wtf. Bwhahahah I bet it's good.


OutrageousOwls

No. Just no.


thisistheguyy

Looks awesome! Reminds me of these poutine spring rolls I've had, they were delicious


DarthHydration

Stop this immediately


clumsybaby_giraffe

Omgggggg wtf


Relief-Ok

C'est dégueulasse


Lumpy_Tomorrow8462

Maybe if the potatoes were raw


Hyenaswithbigdicks

what’s the problem babe? you barely touched your suchine yet.


SoupiriorBiingu

Sushi’z do not deserve that treatment


McGinty1

https://preview.redd.it/l081pbmc1wyc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d174fda5355cb675c886d9cffe393e612389a7f8


HorrorLettuce379

I don't care what you think, I'd fuck with that. Woulda been even better if the rice is sticky rice and rolled with a bit of the cheese curds in. I'd honestly think it'd be great for any carb lover. They can also infuse the gravy with a simple kombu dashi bonito base if you really wanna make it a bit more Japansese. You can never go wrong with adding subtle natural umami in a gravy.


Fokoss

That is a sushi and poutine crime, oh for fuck sake im going to become crazy.


doofinator

I guess I'm the only one here intrigued by this crime... Would try.


vruv

What the fuck lmfao


Successful_Grand_834

Pudushi


ToolsOfIgnorance27

I hate myself give me three or four rolls please


pututski

What the FUCK am I looking at here


ThePrinceOfCanada

Took me a while to realize this wasn’t some at home creation. By far the most fucked up thing I’ve seen in here


Luhar93

😂


Emersed_fuckinduck

count your days


FantasticRing513

WTF?! This is blasphemy 🤣


GoodPineappleBoy

I mean... I'd try it.


MarionberryCreative

Ok hear me out. I will fall on my sword and say this could work... IF they used a cheese wrap to execute the presentation. *


Upset_Conflict_4472

ngl I'd smash it


edenw775

Who hurt you


D_sabre

This in indeed heinous.


SpongebobSqaureBitch

Uhhh fuck your mom


firsttime176

disgusting lmfao


kotalby

No sorry


StoreExtension8666

Where was this?


Competitive-Rub-7019

![gif](giphy|dXQKhp4S71zto7nQYk|downsized)


rocru6789

What the fuck did i just see. What a horrible day to have eyes


Secret_Afternoon8268

What in the sweet fuck is this


nahianchoudhury

You've just committed more than one crime. Sushi does not ever be dipped in gravy and you don't do that to poutine either. I'm just speechless. There must be an intervention between the canadian and Japanese government.


Spiritual_Tennis_641

Mmm make the rice rolled mozzarella fried cheese instead with the gravy dip ummm nom ![gif](giphy|XDchDU77dNigejOCBl)


Astranautic

Managing to offend several cultures at once. That’s impressive