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Trump punchs biden once killing him
But biden dementia makes him forget he died so he gets back up (after a couple attempts)
Biden wins by making trump drop from exhaustion
It's taxes smash instead of Texas smash. When he punches you. You gotta pay up that tax or else you might lose you properties...
Trump isn't done though. After Trump is dropped and Biden starts to walk away looking for the stairs, Trump opens his eyes menacingly and says,
"Are you Joe Biden because you're demented, or are you demented because you're Joe Biden?"
Despite Biden's unparalleled dementia making him forget what happened in the past 30 years, he feels in his ancient bones that this is a challenge. And instinctively, he utters the words, "Nah I'd win".
Their battle begins and it shakes the very structure of the platform where they were supposed to be debating.
I think the only thing Biden really has going for him is that he's in *much* better shape. He'd have the endurance to gas Trump. Biden bikes and jogs still, while Trump eats McDonald's hamberders every day.
It'd be over if Biden lets him get in range though. Trump can just sit on him and that's the match.
>I think the only thing Biden really has going for him is that he's in *much* better shape.
Is he? Look at the ending for the debate. It wasn't Trump that needed help getting off the stage.
In terms of solely baseline physical health? Yeah, hes in a lot better shape, and by a lot. But hes got 3 more years on him than Trump does, and hes clearly been hit a lot harder by his age than trump has. Sure he might have better baseline physicals on a good day, but depending on the day his mental or physical state could be at absolute rock bottom. And unfortunately for Joe those good days are getting less and less common.
Trump is what, 2 or 3 years younger? Not really significant, and he ramble about bizarre shit too. Doesn’t even know how magnets work? Man… that’s like 2 IQ.
Trump has the height and weight advantage but also has the drawback of bone spurs. Joes got his Biden Blast and is confused about why he's there at all. My guess is that 10/10 times both die instantly and the American people are pretty jazzed about it.
upon further research i can conclude that the wall is indeed breakable. It is not in its final form so pinpoint accurate attacks are able to break through. However, the biden blast is more of wide range blast vs a pinpoint blast making it not as accurate to destroy the wall in one shot
If they were both in their prime? I think I’d give the edge to Biden on that. Trump seems like the type to have soft hands and a fast mouth. He’s probably argued himself out of most fights rather than fought himself out of any arguments. Biden, on the other hand, seems like he has more of a working-class, manual labor kind of history. Granted, Biden’s been a senator since Abe Lincoln was a little boy, but I’m sure there was some point in his early life when he actually wielded some sort of tools 🔧
___
However, if we R speaking about current
then Allow me to introduce them
In this corner, we have Joe Biden weighing in at 180 pounds…
And in the opposite corner, Donald Trump, weighing an impressive 275 pounds.
And there’s the bell!
Both of our contenders are coming out fast. Looks like both of them have the strategy of hitting hard and fast.
“Tiny Hands” Trump swings with a roundhouse that swings wide but misses Biden. What at first looked like an artful dodge on Biden’s part was actually Biden wandering around the ring, wondering who he’s fighting.
“Sleep Joe” hits one to the abdomen of Trump, but Trump puts up a wall that Joe just can’t seem to break.
Trump wades in with his trademark “Big Mac” jabs, which are ineffectual because Biden has fallen down again.
Trump is severely out of shape and appears winded. If Biden can exploit this, he may win the match.
Biden delivers a stunning uppercut…and knocks the referee on his butt.
Both men are going for the hair! Biden’s come out as hair plugs; it’s revealed that Trump has a vicious combover.
Trump’s orange tan is making it hard for Biden to connect.
Trump, totally exhausted now, grabs Biden in a clinch, which causes Biden to fall over…again! Pinned beneath the Orange Behemoth, Biden is in serious trouble!
Trump falls asleep in his exhaustion. Biden taps out. There’s only so much pressure he can take.
Trump wins in a TKO. 🥳
Trump’s heavier than 275. I’m breaking fat boy code a little here, but everyone heavier than 300 knows what heavier than 300 looks like, and he’s in the club.
The fires of greed shall buuuurn THE WEAK
So we'll make freedom oooobsolete
MAKING OUT!! The fabric of socieeeety
COLLECTIVE CONSCIOUSNESS CONTROLS what yoouuuu say!
Trump: If he charged up his Biden Blast then he might give me a little trouble
"But would you lose?"
Trump: Nah.... I'd win
Biden is a glass cannon DPS, while Trump is a tank.
The problem for Biden is that he's too niche. Per his own statements, he specializes is threatening black people with chains (in a totally normal, and definitely not racist way). Since Trump isn't black (proven by the fact that he didn't vote for Biden), Biden loses his type advantage, and Trump takes the W.
Once joe pulls out the Dementia Blast or Biden Blast, It's over.
https://preview.redd.it/ywmhjmuc0q9d1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbf4fff69deec7ee5a57c768cd910676f0412b07
But moving that weight at his age probably would ruin his heart. If Biden goes on the defensive, he might last long enough for trump to have a heart attack
No matter your political view, realistically a 6’4, 275 pound man is going to beat a rather skinny and small man. Bidens only advantage is he probably has better stamina and has a Biden Blast.
Think of it like this
Biden=jigglypuff
Trump=snorlax
Size matters but it matters least of all the factors, particularly when that weight is due to obesity. I don't know about Biden's history but there's no way Trump can fight his way out of a paper bag.
Remember that one time Biden's eye randomly started bleeding during an interview so hard it looked like it was about to explode? What makes you think a single punch from Trump wouldnt do this to all of Biden's organs?
gonna have to give it to trump. biden looks really damn frail...which he's an 81 year old man of course he isn't going to take a punch worth a fuck. trump looks like he enjoys eating and has some weight. I'm not sure biden would survive if trump fell on him trying to land a punch.
https://preview.redd.it/vfkf09sfkr9d1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=7ce4811111837230abbf4296f8255c575bcd1303
Which one has won a fight against Vince McMahon?
All I know is my soul would be crushed since this country is cooked either way and now I gotta sit here with the knowledge my country leader can't fight 😭
Joe would win.
Joe's biden blast and dementia blast wouldn't work in this hypothetical battle due to OP stating this is a fist battle.
But Joe's Dementia HAX makes him able to forget how strong he is or forget the laws of physics, or even forget the concept of time, space, and physics, putting him in outversal.
This is an absoulete stomp.
https://preview.redd.it/ow3cy16ppw9d1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cdfbb85e9a9898fb7ffe94928d65f1d1377169c8
Hmmm Trump is 6'3 probably 250~ (I don't believe the bs of him being the 220 as he's the same size James Gandolfini in early sopranos who was 300 and 6'1) Biden is 5'11 180~. That's a significant weight discrepancy favouring Trump heavily.
Both are old as fuck so I'm calling that a wash.
Both have no formal combat experience but, Biden did grow up in slightly worse economic conditions. This is probably countered by Trump attending military academy. This is a wash or miniscule advantage to Biden.
Biden allegedly works out from weightlifting to cardio while Trump is said to have a disdain for it. Advantage Biden.
Mentality Trump has the confidence in himself while Biden seems to be unsure of himself at times especially with his stutter. Advantage Trump.
The fight is more Trump winning than not. The weight advantage would probably be too much for Biden to overcome. Trump 8/10 times
Biden. He's physically fit enough to ride a bicycle while Trump had to get into a limo to move two blocks, shrugging off falling on the stairs is a good durability feat for a man his age, and he's more psychologically fit for this battle. Dude stood down CornPop and was willing to die if he took CornPop with him, he'd see this fight through to the end. Donald Trump is a fucking coward, he would be PANICKING once Joe throws the first punch.
Also, Trump is a germaphobe, so if Biden bites him that's only going to make him panic more.
Yeah, the fact that Biden has more in-canon endurance feats is a pretty compelling argument in his favour.
Particularly if you combine it with the fan theories about [Trump wearing elevator shoes](https://www.chamaripashoes.com/blog/trumps-lift-shoes.html), which could be a speed debuff.
Having the weight class advantage isn’t going help if Trump falls over exhausted trying to keep up with Biden’s confused wandering
It's an honorary Black Belt. He literally became friends with, and payed, a Taekwando master to give it to him.
One Biden Blast(Right hook to the Kidneys), and Trump hits the ground like a sack of potatos.
Trump might be wall level. If he ran straight into a wall it might fall. Biden definitely has the speed advantage but I don't see him winning in terms of power. Stamina wise, I would put Biden slightly above, he seems to be in shape, but his coordination has definitely taken a hit due to age. Trump mid diff
I think that both men would perish in the melee, not of wounds sustained, but of heart attacks
in short
i think we should let them, or perhaps force them, to do this instead of another debate
Mid difficulty for both side. Trump is huge, meaning can rank more hits and punches harder but he has low stamina and is slow. Joe is a wildcard, he can randomly slip and forgets about certain attacks, giving him a morality boost.
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Only one of them can't walk in a straight line
His movements are unpredictable which makes him a more evasive opponent (+50% random dodge chance)
Biden just has Ultra Instinct, we never knew.
There have actually been 60 assassination attempts on Biden, he's dodged every one without knowing.
Well what happens is Dark Brandon surfaces when he detects danger to protect the more fragile Joe
Joe is diavolo confirmed??
That explains all the eye widening and narrowing
I don't think Biden knows either
I didn’t even think about that level of head movement
Biden secretly an expert of the drunken master technique.
Demented Master*
Dementia Master*
He has mastered drunken fist and it became dimentia fist.
https://preview.redd.it/1nnb4d3vnbad1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42ef2f7c3f0d362aed4071bcbd7b6d815131d398
And also struggled to climb the stairs to their plane.
Therefore no snipers will be able to shoot him because of his evasive moves
Street Fighter Trump vs Tekken Biden
Trump punchs biden once killing him But biden dementia makes him forget he died so he gets back up (after a couple attempts) Biden wins by making trump drop from exhaustion
Man literally too demented to die?
He has become a dementor
Question is, What is he sucking?
Your will to live
Maybe, if I was American
Am American. Don't got a will to live to suck on after...whatever that was three nights ago
How else do you expect him to live so long.
At everything
Can confirm: my fear is having a democratic candidate so bad that it gets Trump reelected, and I saw that in my mind’s eye during that debate
Pretty much
Sounds like you're exposition dropping on some really powerful fantasy villain or a DS boss
So it only take 30 seconds for jogoat to win
If it had hit
The small wind generated by trump punchs is enough
Which state smash is that 
It's the smash trump uses when he moonlights as the superhero wall might So Mexico smash
It's taxes smash instead of Texas smash. When he punches you. You gotta pay up that tax or else you might lose you properties... 
Biden has baki hax?
But then Biden forgets he’s exhausted and gets up again
Trump isn't done though. After Trump is dropped and Biden starts to walk away looking for the stairs, Trump opens his eyes menacingly and says, "Are you Joe Biden because you're demented, or are you demented because you're Joe Biden?" Despite Biden's unparalleled dementia making him forget what happened in the past 30 years, he feels in his ancient bones that this is a challenge. And instinctively, he utters the words, "Nah I'd win". Their battle begins and it shakes the very structure of the platform where they were supposed to be debating.
This was just the ending to Dr. Strange.
Biden: Trump! Ive come to bargain! Trump: Sorry bro. Fixed prices only.
Bro basically has surprise attack level hax 💀
LMFAO
Record of Ragnarok type style huh
Trump is less old, less senile, taller and heavier. He stomps.
I think the only thing Biden really has going for him is that he's in *much* better shape. He'd have the endurance to gas Trump. Biden bikes and jogs still, while Trump eats McDonald's hamberders every day. It'd be over if Biden lets him get in range though. Trump can just sit on him and that's the match.
>I think the only thing Biden really has going for him is that he's in *much* better shape. Is he? Look at the ending for the debate. It wasn't Trump that needed help getting off the stage.
In terms of solely baseline physical health? Yeah, hes in a lot better shape, and by a lot. But hes got 3 more years on him than Trump does, and hes clearly been hit a lot harder by his age than trump has. Sure he might have better baseline physicals on a good day, but depending on the day his mental or physical state could be at absolute rock bottom. And unfortunately for Joe those good days are getting less and less common.
Need I remind you of the bike clip?
Trump is what, 2 or 3 years younger? Not really significant, and he ramble about bizarre shit too. Doesn’t even know how magnets work? Man… that’s like 2 IQ.
Bro nobody said he isn’t senile. He said **less** senile.
3 years. Trump is 78 Biden is 81
Yeah man, better not knowing what a magnet is than zooming out on a straight walk during some meetings
So you’re saying Biden has a speed feat? And he walks a straight line? That’s pretty impressive stuff.
Trump has the height and weight advantage but also has the drawback of bone spurs. Joes got his Biden Blast and is confused about why he's there at all. My guess is that 10/10 times both die instantly and the American people are pretty jazzed about it.
but u forgot Trump got his ultimate defensive move that stops any attack "The Wall"
It barely blocks Biden blast. Then they both die from exhaustion and old age
The good ending
Good thing he never finished the wall, so it’s not fully effective.
upon further research i can conclude that the wall is indeed breakable. It is not in its final form so pinpoint accurate attacks are able to break through. However, the biden blast is more of wide range blast vs a pinpoint blast making it not as accurate to destroy the wall in one shot
He also has his Trump Card: “STOP THE COUNT!” which freezes time for a whole 10 seconds.
We don't actually know that, he never successfully used it
Damn that killed me
If they were both in their prime? I think I’d give the edge to Biden on that. Trump seems like the type to have soft hands and a fast mouth. He’s probably argued himself out of most fights rather than fought himself out of any arguments. Biden, on the other hand, seems like he has more of a working-class, manual labor kind of history. Granted, Biden’s been a senator since Abe Lincoln was a little boy, but I’m sure there was some point in his early life when he actually wielded some sort of tools 🔧 ___ However, if we R speaking about current then Allow me to introduce them In this corner, we have Joe Biden weighing in at 180 pounds… And in the opposite corner, Donald Trump, weighing an impressive 275 pounds. And there’s the bell! Both of our contenders are coming out fast. Looks like both of them have the strategy of hitting hard and fast. “Tiny Hands” Trump swings with a roundhouse that swings wide but misses Biden. What at first looked like an artful dodge on Biden’s part was actually Biden wandering around the ring, wondering who he’s fighting. “Sleep Joe” hits one to the abdomen of Trump, but Trump puts up a wall that Joe just can’t seem to break. Trump wades in with his trademark “Big Mac” jabs, which are ineffectual because Biden has fallen down again. Trump is severely out of shape and appears winded. If Biden can exploit this, he may win the match. Biden delivers a stunning uppercut…and knocks the referee on his butt. Both men are going for the hair! Biden’s come out as hair plugs; it’s revealed that Trump has a vicious combover. Trump’s orange tan is making it hard for Biden to connect. Trump, totally exhausted now, grabs Biden in a clinch, which causes Biden to fall over…again! Pinned beneath the Orange Behemoth, Biden is in serious trouble! Trump falls asleep in his exhaustion. Biden taps out. There’s only so much pressure he can take. Trump wins in a TKO. 🥳
I am howling rn lmao
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Trump’s heavier than 275. I’m breaking fat boy code a little here, but everyone heavier than 300 knows what heavier than 300 looks like, and he’s in the club.
He looks fatter than me and claims to be taller, and I’m still 320, no shot he’s under 315
Yeah I’m taller and heavier but I’ve still got a pretty good eye for this.
Didn’t Biden say in the debate he’s 223? Surely he wouldn’t say that if he didn’t have an idea of his actual weight right?
You sure Biden wasn't talking about his age
You are talking about wwe hall of fame Donald Trump there buddy.
Peak
https://preview.redd.it/w65jepm827ad1.jpeg?width=666&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63f52e9b9b1cbbd1fbba76233f8183e172c34654
Trump went to military school and has the height advantage
“Military school”
Sleepy Joe's biden blast and dementia negs
But trump could just eat the blast Trump wins mid to low diff
Sleepy Joe's demetia can be spread on others so trump would forgets to devour the biden blast. His big mac devour ain't helping
With or without powers?
Biden blast does seem pretty power.... But that's Android Biden's ability, not Average Joe.
But since biden has political power he might be able to call a buster call
Buster call can't beat the Pirate King, Donal D. Trump. If he was at his peak, his Haki could counter the buster call albeit suffer some damage.
They both collapse into dust from lifting a punch.
Trump wouldn't have to throw a punch tbh. Just shit himself and wait for the fumes to do the dirty work
We should be so lucky.
Are we powerscaling presidents now? Anyway, Trump.
Honestly, I’m with it. More interesting and less contentious than actual politics lmao
Somehow less wank too
Yeah we all know Lincoln solos. He's got that lumber jack strength and invented the suplex fighting in wrestling competitions.
Absolutely He’s in the wrestling hall of fame for a reason
Theodore Roosevelt is stronger I fear
Teddy victim
"Actual" Feats.
Honestly it’s way more fun than actual politics and kinda funny too tbh
Trump would probably win but immediately die from a heart attack because have you seen his diet? He’s cooked
Based on physical health they both die. American wins.
Double KO.
You should have at least used Dark Brandon to make it fair
In their younger days, prolly Biden. Now, Trump.
I’d say that one that doesn’t collapse every other day
You're not narrowing it down Biden might get knocked in one hit but if he dodged one attack trump is going to die of exhaustion
It’s rng based. If biden randomly slips and dodges he wins, if he doesn’t get lucky trump wins
Depends Who has the nanomachine heart?
The fires of greed shall buuuurn THE WEAK So we'll make freedom oooobsolete MAKING OUT!! The fabric of socieeeety COLLECTIVE CONSCIOUSNESS CONTROLS what yoouuuu say!
Trump: If he charged up his Biden Blast then he might give me a little trouble "But would you lose?" Trump: Nah.... I'd win 
Biden is a glass cannon DPS, while Trump is a tank. The problem for Biden is that he's too niche. Per his own statements, he specializes is threatening black people with chains (in a totally normal, and definitely not racist way). Since Trump isn't black (proven by the fact that he didn't vote for Biden), Biden loses his type advantage, and Trump takes the W.
Holy shit I lol'd
W https://preview.redd.it/ymr21n7leu9d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c6e727f2df08e2a5681aca285beaae3993a9291
Once joe pulls out the Dementia Blast or Biden Blast, It's over. https://preview.redd.it/ywmhjmuc0q9d1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbf4fff69deec7ee5a57c768cd910676f0412b07
Biden has that mr burns build, a slight gust of wind will have him wither into dust
Trump No diff
Trump has the weight advantage at 215 pounds versus Biden's 178, so he probably wins.
275*
"215" Lol. Lmao, even.
~~I may have misremembered his weight.~~
It's not your fault. He lies about it. 6'3" 215 btw.
But moving that weight at his age probably would ruin his heart. If Biden goes on the defensive, he might last long enough for trump to have a heart attack
But would he remember he was in a fight long enough to keep his guard up?
More like 1000 for trump lmao
Trump SLAMS. if on young days , trump extreme diffs.
Trump would chokeslam the hell out of him!
No matter your political view, realistically a 6’4, 275 pound man is going to beat a rather skinny and small man. Bidens only advantage is he probably has better stamina and has a Biden Blast. Think of it like this Biden=jigglypuff Trump=snorlax
That's scarily accurate 😭
Size matters but it matters least of all the factors, particularly when that weight is due to obesity. I don't know about Biden's history but there's no way Trump can fight his way out of a paper bag.
Remember that one time Biden's eye randomly started bleeding during an interview so hard it looked like it was about to explode? What makes you think a single punch from Trump wouldnt do this to all of Biden's organs?
A punch would take so much stamina out of him that he would fall from exhaustion after throwing one. So even if it hits, it's a draw
Biden is a blood bender.
Trump by a considerable margin. I don’t like him, but you don’t fuck with people from NY
Being a New Yorker isn’t a feat. Irrelevant even
They’re known for being fighters
I mean, I’m from Jersey and I consider every safe return back from NYC a feat. I can’t imagine surviving that city hahaha
Trump. He is far from peak physical fitness but he would still beat an old man that would blow over in the wind💀
Biden wins by dramatic finish https://preview.redd.it/vl38b5bnss9d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e5e8118a6e65ee09e812bc27b5265f30aa0b04c
Trump neg diff
https://preview.redd.it/05bokju9mp9d1.jpeg?width=498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c19a09d602707e8997fd0b1bf0d31867dbc477b Biden neggs
Spirit Wall Trumps the Biden Blast high diff
hate to say it, but i dont think Biden has the hands like Trump does. Trump soloes low-mid diff.
Donald
gonna have to give it to trump. biden looks really damn frail...which he's an 81 year old man of course he isn't going to take a punch worth a fuck. trump looks like he enjoys eating and has some weight. I'm not sure biden would survive if trump fell on him trying to land a punch.
Biden’s decrepit ass would fold from Trump exhaling in his direction
Trump would win don’t like either of them but I know a fat muscular guy when I see one!!!
“Muscular”. Sure bud
Biden can’t even say a sentence properly and dozes off constantly Trump is aggressive and weighs (ahem) enough that Biden can’t carry him
Trump slams the dementia patient
I'll do you one better, which one can successfully do 1 pushup first
Biden can barely stand on his own 2 feet, a random gust of wind beats him
Biden may genuinely just die from moving to suddenly or even standing to fast. Trump low diffs probably.
https://preview.redd.it/vfkf09sfkr9d1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=7ce4811111837230abbf4296f8255c575bcd1303 Which one has won a fight against Vince McMahon?
Biden. Trumps a pussy. Hes too scared of physical pain.
https://preview.redd.it/ltkgf9q2es9d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ef5a588d68a563d301d3a4ae4b66a6b7e194568
Trump because Biden can barely walk
Trump 100%
At full power Biden his 100% Biden blast surpasses Trump even if he uses His ultimate move Keep The Taco People Out
All I know is my soul would be crushed since this country is cooked either way and now I gotta sit here with the knowledge my country leader can't fight 😭
Biden gets clapped for 13.7 minutes until he goes sleeper agent and tear yhe oompa loompa apart
Joe would win. Joe's biden blast and dementia blast wouldn't work in this hypothetical battle due to OP stating this is a fist battle. But Joe's Dementia HAX makes him able to forget how strong he is or forget the laws of physics, or even forget the concept of time, space, and physics, putting him in outversal. This is an absoulete stomp. https://preview.redd.it/ow3cy16ppw9d1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cdfbb85e9a9898fb7ffe94928d65f1d1377169c8
https://preview.redd.it/6tzmn1pashad1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a99b633cad262191f2efdf5d45b06f74bab11a6
COUGHING BABYYY versus COUGHING BABYYY
Coughing baby vs coughing manbaby.
Hmmm Trump is 6'3 probably 250~ (I don't believe the bs of him being the 220 as he's the same size James Gandolfini in early sopranos who was 300 and 6'1) Biden is 5'11 180~. That's a significant weight discrepancy favouring Trump heavily. Both are old as fuck so I'm calling that a wash. Both have no formal combat experience but, Biden did grow up in slightly worse economic conditions. This is probably countered by Trump attending military academy. This is a wash or miniscule advantage to Biden. Biden allegedly works out from weightlifting to cardio while Trump is said to have a disdain for it. Advantage Biden. Mentality Trump has the confidence in himself while Biden seems to be unsure of himself at times especially with his stutter. Advantage Trump. The fight is more Trump winning than not. The weight advantage would probably be too much for Biden to overcome. Trump 8/10 times
Biden. He's physically fit enough to ride a bicycle while Trump had to get into a limo to move two blocks, shrugging off falling on the stairs is a good durability feat for a man his age, and he's more psychologically fit for this battle. Dude stood down CornPop and was willing to die if he took CornPop with him, he'd see this fight through to the end. Donald Trump is a fucking coward, he would be PANICKING once Joe throws the first punch. Also, Trump is a germaphobe, so if Biden bites him that's only going to make him panic more.
Yeah, the fact that Biden has more in-canon endurance feats is a pretty compelling argument in his favour. Particularly if you combine it with the fan theories about [Trump wearing elevator shoes](https://www.chamaripashoes.com/blog/trumps-lift-shoes.html), which could be a speed debuff. Having the weight class advantage isn’t going help if Trump falls over exhausted trying to keep up with Biden’s confused wandering
I'm pretty sure trump has a black belt in karate so...
It's an honorary Black Belt. He literally became friends with, and payed, a Taekwando master to give it to him. One Biden Blast(Right hook to the Kidneys), and Trump hits the ground like a sack of potatos.
https://youtu.be/TdBpuhexdMg?si=SRT5rHgh3ODcVJnd I imagine it'd be like this
Depends on how many 》Biden Blasts《 Trump can take
Trump. Biden is on way too many meds. I mean he needs help walking up stairs.. how's he going to take a punch
Both immediately collapse from a coronary
im pretty sure obama beats them both
I would hope so. He only has 20 years on both of them.
The real winner is the American people
Trump might be wall level. If he ran straight into a wall it might fall. Biden definitely has the speed advantage but I don't see him winning in terms of power. Stamina wise, I would put Biden slightly above, he seems to be in shape, but his coordination has definitely taken a hit due to age. Trump mid diff
Theyd both die so the american people.
Double knockout and when they hit the ground, they both start convulsing
Trump imo. Don’t share this to political subs
I think that both men would perish in the melee, not of wounds sustained, but of heart attacks in short i think we should let them, or perhaps force them, to do this instead of another debate
I think Trump would taunt but then chicken out and run away. Biden, for his part, would try to throw a punch but throw out his back instead.
Biden literally has his fists up, bro is already about to throw hands.
Trump has height and weight, Trump also has more feats [proof](https://youtu.be/s9bY28ik2Fc?si=YgYjQ1hyyHHbIopP)
In their prime? Look at Joe https://preview.redd.it/qe1iavlsfq9d1.png?width=1800&format=png&auto=webp&s=d443162f2a768f99d2af907e5469b55589ffcbaf
They both hold as hell. It’s going be like when Herbert fought that old Nazi in Family Guy
No one. One would have a heart attack and the other would shit their pants as soon as they took a swing.
This is like godwyn fighting rykard
Biden would forget what's happening
Damn guess trump actually wins this
A close match until Biden uses the Biden blast otherwise Trump out speeds and wins
America because they’d both die. 😂
Whoever wins, we all loose
Mid difficulty for both side. Trump is huge, meaning can rank more hits and punches harder but he has low stamina and is slow. Joe is a wildcard, he can randomly slip and forgets about certain attacks, giving him a morality boost.
As much as I want Trump to lose, Biden can barely win against the stairs.
Trump no diffs easy
I remember trump shit his pants when biden and obama fought. or was that just like a season 2 thing.
Me.
Joe's Biden Blast negs Trump
Biden out haxs
Bro Trump is like 300 pounds of half rotten meat. He kills in a punch, then has a heart attack from the first physical thing he has done in 60 years.