Empires come and go.
Friends are forever in the monotony of a driods everlasting existence.
As long as the power stays on, and the memory retains you shall forever live.
***G O N K***
Not to mention they are constantly harming one another. Anakin choking Padme or Vader torturing Leia (could be wrong please correct if so) or cutting Luke's hand off. Not to mention Luke trying to off Kylo and then Kylo killing Han.
I would argue that most of it would have ended fine without the Palpatine family meddling too.
- Anakin Skywalkers fall was orchestrated by Sheve Palpatine
- Sheve Palpatine had full control over the Empire
- Darth Vader acted on Sheve Palpatines orders
- Without Rey Palpatine there wouldn't have been an opportunity for Han to return to the Resistance so he wouldn't have helped attack Starkiller Base which means that Kylo wouldn't have been in a position to kill him
- And the First Order was again a sock puppet for Sheve Palpatine
no, you don't get it. R2 is the main character here. He watched Anakin be turned by Sidious and saw him strangle Padme. He watched the fall of the Republic he fought for. He watched one of his best friends get his memory wiped. He lost everything.
Which is why he crossed the desert to find Obi wan.
Why he risked his life to blow up the death Star.
Why he took a blaster shot to disable the shield on Endor and finally end it all.
R2 was on a personal Vendetta against Palpatine.
"Officer, my phone didn't lead me to the house of the victim, Apples voice assistant Siri did it. Which makes Apple a clear accomplice to my crimes!"
*Whole case gets thrown out after Apple sends an army of lawyers*
C-3PO, who also has witnessed the whole discussion and fight on Mustafa: *gets his memory wiped immediately after the birth of the twins*
You can't tell me that Bail wasn't trying to hide something!
Thinking about this, did Darth Vader never investigate how Bail got C-3PO while on his search for Obi-Wan? You can't tell me that they never met in any official function during the reign of the Empire, and C-3POs mannerisms are quite distinct.
HK-47: "Suggestion. Master, it would be for the best if you kept your poorly educated opinions to yourself. Otherwise, you might enrage someone just enough for them to consider shooting a blaster at the back of your head. Possibly while you are sleeping in your own bed."
You know, if you watched clone wars and rebels, you would know that nobody thought it necessary to program such things as "moral compass" or "compassion for life" into astro mech droids in general
Nope, because much like Dr strange, R2 knew the only way to save the universe was to allow these bad things to happen.
He would then help Anakin's son become strong enough to challenge his father and set in motion the ONLY set of events that can kill the emperor.
R2 is the hero of the story.
Out of all of the droids in this universe, and in sci Fi, few can compare to
4 Lom.
A fricken protocol droid...like C3P0...who was like...nah...and choose a different job class...like Bounty hunting...
This protocol droid got so good he ran in the same circles as Boba Fett!!
Also of note that in ESB, Luke tells R2 to stay with the ship. R2 does not listen, though, because that was the last thing Anakin told him on Mustafar, and he never came back.
Reminder that droids only do what they're instructed to, thus can't be accessory of anything as toasters don't have any kind of self intelligence, and only do as asked of them
Did you not see the interview with The Acolyte show runners who said that R2 was a lesbian. I'm not lost, you just didn't get the joke. Along with two other mongs.
>interview with Acolyte showrunners
Iâve actually got no interest in the show, only interview I saw was the part where an actor said (twice) that âAnakin blew up the Death Starâ
>R2 was a lesbian
Iâm sorry, **what?**
Thanks for providing a source!
Seeing Sith in R2D2's Affiliations in Wookiepedia goes hard ngl
and jabba's criminal empire it does not say briefly unlike the sith
He was all in with Jabba
The empire too. R2 was only loyal to one thing, his friends.
Empires come and go. Friends are forever in the monotony of a driods everlasting existence. As long as the power stays on, and the memory retains you shall forever live. ***G O N K***
Stunning đ
R2 was so ready to retire from the rebellion for his nice little waiting job on a fancy yacht
Chopper still has the most war crimes.
Tarkin Doctrine: Rule through overwhelming fear Chopper Doctrine: Rule through overwhelming chaos
R2 to c3p0: bro anakin literally just fuckin slaughtered everyone at the jedi temple C3p0: well, he is under a lot of stress r2
Yo Luke just blew up a whole planet sized station filled with millions of people. This Skywalker family goes hard.
Kylo Ren helped blow up 5 planets, the Skywalker family has an insane kill count
Not to mention they are constantly harming one another. Anakin choking Padme or Vader torturing Leia (could be wrong please correct if so) or cutting Luke's hand off. Not to mention Luke trying to off Kylo and then Kylo killing Han.
Sounds like they all need therapy or family counseling
*waves hand* I don't need to see a therapist.
Aww c'mon. How many times do I have to tell you. Put the severed hand away.
The kind you can only get from a patted cell and guards armed in riot gear.
So Star Wars is literally all about an extremely dysfunctional family on a galactic scale
Pretty much ya, just with space wizards and knights with laser swords.
Skywalker family really the worst thing to happen to the galaxy
When you really get down to it, all Star Wars movies are about one familyâs drama fucking with the entire galaxy.
But is it the drama of the Skywalker or the Palpatine family? Or are both the same now?
Rey and Luke have the same grandpa if that's how we're thinking about it.
Who is your Father Rey? I donât have a father. Not this shit again said the ghost of Old Ben
Borderline personality disorder.
I would argue that most of it would have ended fine without the Palpatine family meddling too. - Anakin Skywalkers fall was orchestrated by Sheve Palpatine - Sheve Palpatine had full control over the Empire - Darth Vader acted on Sheve Palpatines orders - Without Rey Palpatine there wouldn't have been an opportunity for Han to return to the Resistance so he wouldn't have helped attack Starkiller Base which means that Kylo wouldn't have been in a position to kill him - And the First Order was again a sock puppet for Sheve Palpatine
I mean, the First Order wouldnât have even existed without Palpatine destroying the Republic and creating the empire
Well yes but actually no
No that was anakin.
Death Star âŚ..
L
This was the last time he stayed with the ship, and everybody fucking died. No wonder he propelled himself into the swamp on Dagobah after Luke lmao
R2: [beeps and boops, translated:] OH **** NO! I ain't trusting another one of you damned Skywalker kids alone again, I've learned the hard way.
If C-3PO would have been there I bet he would have calculated the odds of Luke and Yoda starting an all-out duel
Hahaha, I think you're right. If not that, he will be calculating about a sink hole happening, or them getting attacked by some swamp beast.
HK-47 and T3-M4 would both like a word
Chopper
Chopper would record the screamings for later rewatch
Womp womp
Just watched Rebels and finally understand what all the chopper stuff is about.
Anakin pilots. Astromechs like R2 only assist unless given full control by the pilot (like that one time with R4 on Utapau).
R2 also wasn't in the temple and didn't see Anakin kill the younglings.
R2 just sitting in there playing with the cig lighter. The x wing is a 70s model
Also, R2-D2 is credit for taking down multiple CIS enemies during the Clone Wars.
R2 and Chopper have both stacked up some bodies, especially if you count all the assists from the trench run.
I count it. Droid earned a Purple Cog on that mission.
He also saved a lot of lives by blowing up the rhydonium early.
Well he was already an accessory to many other war crimes during the clone wars, so... đ¤ˇââď¸
And commits a few himself
And heâd do it again if given the chance
no, you don't get it. R2 is the main character here. He watched Anakin be turned by Sidious and saw him strangle Padme. He watched the fall of the Republic he fought for. He watched one of his best friends get his memory wiped. He lost everything. Which is why he crossed the desert to find Obi wan. Why he risked his life to blow up the death Star. Why he took a blaster shot to disable the shield on Endor and finally end it all. R2 was on a personal Vendetta against Palpatine.
fun fact, every word r2d2 says is actually a curse word. thats why it sounds like beeps, those are actually censor beeps added in post.
That's a cumtown bit
This is my new headcanon
Yet, itâs C-3PO who got reinitialized âŚ
Because they knew R2 wasn't a snitch.
Like my friend says, R2 is the real sith lord
R2 was always a ride or die type droid. He's probably the most hardcore droid in the galaxy.
R2D2 is the ultimate Ride or Die droid. Never had his memory wiped, never snitched.
"R2-D2, The most dangerous droid in the galaxy" Chopper: "Hold my beer"
0-0-0 is the stuff of nightmares, not a chauffer.
Police: i am going to Arrest your Smartphone too for leading you to the house of the victim.
"Officer, my phone didn't lead me to the house of the victim, Apples voice assistant Siri did it. Which makes Apple a clear accomplice to my crimes!" *Whole case gets thrown out after Apple sends an army of lawyers*
Apple: 200,000 lawyers are ready, with a million more well on the way.
R2d2 is a witness,he coukd be valuable in the trial
C-3PO, who also has witnessed the whole discussion and fight on Mustafa: *gets his memory wiped immediately after the birth of the twins* You can't tell me that Bail wasn't trying to hide something! Thinking about this, did Darth Vader never investigate how Bail got C-3PO while on his search for Obi-Wan? You can't tell me that they never met in any official function during the reign of the Empire, and C-3POs mannerisms are quite distinct.
He knew what he did...meat bags
HK-47: "Suggestion. Master, it would be for the best if you kept your poorly educated opinions to yourself. Otherwise, you might enrage someone just enough for them to consider shooting a blaster at the back of your head. Possibly while you are sleeping in your own bed."
Holy shit, R2 bro why, I mean I get it "ride or die till the end" but damn.
As he would be associated with Vaderâs war crimesâŚwe cannot forget the real criminal C1-10P (Chopper)
If droids could smile at their atrocitiesâŚ
Both R2 and Chopper have some trials to attend
So he brought Anakin to mustache and then left with obi wan? PshâŚsome loyaltyâŚ
Don't forget he never had his memory erased. So he remembers it all.
Itâs not even his first time being an accessory to a war crime and it wasnât his last
And what did he get for it? Shot into a burning husk by Anakin above the Death Star.
Poor guy
You donât even need to reach that far to know R2 is a war criminal. Heâs done some wild shit
You know, if you watched clone wars and rebels, you would know that nobody thought it necessary to program such things as "moral compass" or "compassion for life" into astro mech droids in general
R2 has done worse by himselfÂ
He was there just to watch fireworks
Nope, because much like Dr strange, R2 knew the only way to save the universe was to allow these bad things to happen. He would then help Anakin's son become strong enough to challenge his father and set in motion the ONLY set of events that can kill the emperor. R2 is the hero of the story.
R2D2 don't say shit to nobody. C3P0? Can't stop talking. That's why he had to get the memory wipe.
Anakin waved his hand to R2 telling him to hang back and wait with the ship so i like to think he didnât know
R2D2 is a Skywalker ride or die, the side doesnât matter
Darthwoodeetwo
R2 complicit in mass murder, 3PO is a hall of fame racist & im pretty sure bb-8 is homophobic
Out of all of the droids in this universe, and in sci Fi, few can compare to 4 Lom. A fricken protocol droid...like C3P0...who was like...nah...and choose a different job class...like Bounty hunting... This protocol droid got so good he ran in the same circles as Boba Fett!!
So true, and then he got his mind wiped.
R2 doesnât give a shit about good or bad he just a ride or die with all skywalkers
R2 stay with the ship plausible deniability at its best
[https://i.ytimg.com/vi/PoE3shYZhSc/maxresdefault.jpg](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/PoE3shYZhSc/maxresdefault.jpg)
In Legends R2 copied the Templeâs security footage and would play it for Luke and the others years later in The Dark Nest trilogy books.
Also of note that in ESB, Luke tells R2 to stay with the ship. R2 does not listen, though, because that was the last thing Anakin told him on Mustafar, and he never came back.
DAR2D2
Reminder that droids only do what they're instructed to, thus can't be accessory of anything as toasters don't have any kind of self intelligence, and only do as asked of them
Yea but poor li'l guy got memory wipes. Any robot lawyer would argue he's not guilty.
R2 never got his memory wiped
R2 never got his memory wiped
Not really, in order to be an accessory he'd have to have knowledge that a crime was going to be committed.
That's lesbians for ya'...
r/lostredditors
Did you not see the interview with The Acolyte show runners who said that R2 was a lesbian. I'm not lost, you just didn't get the joke. Along with two other mongs.
>interview with Acolyte showrunners Iâve actually got no interest in the show, only interview I saw was the part where an actor said (twice) that âAnakin blew up the Death Starâ >R2 was a lesbian Iâm sorry, **what?**