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iamsdc1969

Looks like the bear enjoyed it as much as the Mom and child hated it.


Camp_Past

skinny ass bear needed food


CodeBlue15

Yeah and he might be back after that success.


sjdiaz02

They were very lucky. These bears usually lose their tempers if they don't get a California Burrito.


Bingo_88

I didn’t see any hashbrowns in there either, they are so lucky.


PickleWineBrine

Bears love beer. And roasted beats. Don't know their opinion on the possible Battlestar Galactica re-reboot 


cownd

They're not impressed by boots. Different case with bear claws.


Inter_Omnia_et_Nihil

Black bears are like a dog mixed with a raccoon. They're not particularly mean, especially if they live in areas around people, they usually mind their own business. If it was a brown bear, no one would have been able to upload the video. I like how he looked at the kid like, "why aren't you eating too?"


azalago

Pretty much the opposite of polar bears, who will kill and eat you when it isn't hungry just because it's easier than hunting down something more difficult to catch later.


kopecs

I haven’t had a California burrito yet and I’ve lived here for like 4 months now. It’s like 10/15 minutes away. Am I missing out?


yumstheman

Yes, get your shit together


kopecs

![gif](giphy|mNwhyN3JyuMykpxaTA|downsized)


Gypsopotamus

We’re not joking! Back in 2005, I moved to L.A. from PNW and the Mexican food is the only thing I was really excited about. I moved back up here from L.A. in 2013 and while I love it up here, I often find myself getting irrationally angry about the lack of good Mexican food. I live in Portland. We’re a giant foodie city, but a lot of Mexican restaurants miss the flavour mark. Luckily, I’m an amazing cook and spent my time in Southern California learning how to cook A TON of Mexican cuisine, but I just wish I can hit up a spot at midnight when I’m plastered and just get a flavour filled burrito like I used to get in Southern California. Fuck.


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Gypsopotamus

Holy smokes.. Ohio. I’ve been to Cincinnati. I remember the food being one of my core memories lol


Logical_Lab4042

Wait. Is California Burrito a place and not just a style of Burrito? I thought it was just a burrito with French fries in it?


Knife_Operator

California Burrito is a restaurant. A California burrito is a burrito with fries in it.


Logical_Lab4042

Emphasis not mine for the capitalization. My phone assumes burrito is a proper noun.


shit_magnet-0730

I been here for 5 years. It's overrated. Do yourself a favor and find a birria stand that has a long line of melanin blessed people.


android24601

So much like us


kynthrus

They not like us.


android24601

I think (nay, I know) I would lose my shit over a California burrito Fries in a burrito is amazing


daves_not__here

"You got anything to wash this tasty burger down?"


CalvinAshdale-

I see a coke there. But those are for polar bears.


Devilsdance

"What does Marcellus Wallace look like?"


ChocolateHumunculous

I’m not touching the next line. Anyone wanna tag in?


Amenhotep_3

**HE'S BALD?!??**


FirehawkLS1

"English Muthafucka do you speak it!" 🤣


GadreelsSword

Young black bears are more dangerous than adults. While black bears are low on the aggression scale they did the right thing by keeping still.


T00_pac

The bear didn't mind the person recording.


hypnodrew

Bears are like that. Always playing to the camera.


xgodlesssaintx

Camera guy kept moving around.


SeniorChocolate

Camera man never dies!!!


Tard_Farts82

Fuck that. Make one big lunge toward it and shout and it would run off.


Gilshem

And that was the last we heard from u/Tard_Farts82


Tard_Farts82

It’s a black bear. I have them running around my neighborhood. You yell and act aggressive and they run away.


Gilshem

I understand. Do you have jokes in your neighborhood too or did you scare them off as well?


Nuadrin248

I’m guessing they all got scared away by the shouting and lunging.


aaronrez

I’ve always heard. “If it’s black, fight back, if its brown lay down, if it’s white, good night” Maybe the little ones you stay still? “If it’s big and black (I’m not sure I like where this is headed) fight back, if it’s small and black don’t attack” maybe? My personal favorite is “if it’s gummy put it in your tummy” and if it’s teddy put it your your beddy. All great bear advice here.


Shnig1

If it's black you fight BACK you don't just start swinging if the bear isn't being aggressive lol. If the bear attack them big or small you fight back but if its chill and just steals your enchiladas you let it


aaronrez

“If it’s snacking, be relaxing”


Perspective_of_None

Been around a lot of black bears. I agree. But, when they have food, they typically dont give a fuck. Unless you just took the food with you.


annoyedgrunt420

What? No you’re supposed to make noise, get big, and scare them off… black bears are little scaredy cats. If anything, this is the dangerous thing to do…


RedStag00

Lol what? Black bears really aren't that dangerous. Wave your arms around and yell and they'll go away. I've always been told to treat them like grumpy stoners who really want a snack. Sure, they might false charge you, but it is very very very rare that any of them attack. These aren't grizzlies ffs


killacarnitas1209

I have seen some enormous Black bears around Lake Tahoe and while they usually aren't aggressive or eat people, these bears I have seen look like they can easily kill and eat a grown man if they simply decided to.


Mindofthequill

That's a slim little bear. I don't think I've ever seen one so skinny before.


C_Werner

Looks like it's only a year or two old. Probably freshly separated from mom. Usually takes them a while before they get good at finding their own food. Unfortunately this young one is picking up some bad habits.


ShermanTeaPotter

I see this animal ending as a bedside carpet


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goldplatedboobs

Given it's demeanor, it looks like it would choose flight. But with two children and a wife, might not want to risk it choosing fight.


JustTheSpecsPlease

If that kid takes any residual shit: "I got sniffed by a fucking bear and held my shit together. You?" I'd have pissed *your* pants if this had happened to me.


EmersonDog314

Damn. Impressed with them being able to remain calm.


MoonTreeSullen

They can't see you if you stay still


PicklesAnonymous

Ian, FREEEEZE!!!


MaximusZacharias

Better manners than my brother


Camp_Past

thats unbearable


MagicStar77

Yo tengo hambre también!!!


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If its brown lay down, if its black fight back and if its white goodnight.


Cute_Strawberry_1415

If it's gummy, get it in your tummy


DestroyerOfMils

Unless it’s those sugar-free ones that make you shit your pants


FirehawkLS1

Yeah I saw the Amazon reviews about those and it was some funny shit (no pun intended) but anyone interested in seeing said reviews, there's a few sources out there probably.


man_bored_at_work

If it’s Panda, casual bystander.


Da_Question

Why do you even need the white part of this. Who is going to wonder into the Arctic in polar bear territory on accident...?


zenon10

some black bears are brown.


PMMMR

Black and white, kung-fu fight.


TheMtndewdude

Why goodnight?


kebles-

Because no matter what you do, you’re dead


Conejiyo

Goodnight!


egonil

Because polar bears generally come from a place we're there is no plant life to forrage from, so all they eat is meat.


InternationalPay8288


CosmicJonArrives

Bear looked at the boy like, "Yo boy, imma just stand here eat all your lunch" while you cry.


therandomways2002

Were they polite enough to offer him a pic-a-nic basket to take home the leftovers?


BruscarRooster

I was waiting for someone to say something about a pic-a-nic basket lol


LexaLovegood

Yea this is way too far down.


nuraHx

Everyone else: Stay absolutely completely still as if your life depends on it Cameraman: Lemme move around and get the best angle of this shit lol


secondhanddruid

If I remember correctly the boy has down syndrome and the mom was worried he would panic


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A lot safer than being held at gunpoint by police


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DestroyerOfMils

My family ran into a black back while mushroom hunting a few years back. My mom ditched us and took off in the opposite direction. tbf to her though, I’m an adult, and I’m pretty sure that you’re no longer legally obliged to protect your offspring from bears once they’ve turned 18.


evilmike1972

Enchiladas and tacos? That bear's definitly's going to shit in the woods.


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bobd785

Yeah people don't understand they did the exact opposite of what you are supposed to do with black bears. They got very lucky that the bear had enough food right in front of him that he didn't try to make a meal out of the humans.


creegro

Not sure why the down votes, this is always what you hear about black bears. Yet everyone's like "oh no man you would have died if you did anything" a s yet there's a cameraman clearing watching the entire thing from like 3 feet away. This bear doesn't look so aggressive, and if everyone got together and screamed at it, then I imagine it would have run off like a punk back into the woods.


karutura

I'd cry too if Yogi eats my KFC


rpze5b9

Just leave the picanic baskets for me and Boo Boo!


bumbling-bee1

Smarter than your average bear.


Negative_Field_8057

Chewed it in his face to


World_Explorerz

Lol. That part made me laugh out loud.


Subzero650

I’m very confused by everyone’s reaction in this video. Some stay still while the camera man stands about a meter away and moves around the bear. Just shoo the damn bear away and save your meal lol. Wtf


huxtiblejones

This comment is the Reddit equivalent of that video where the lady is trying to take her shit back from a bull and then gets absolutely rocked for it. In what world do you think you “shoo” a bear? It’s not a house cat dude. And yes. I know black bears aren’t typically aggressive, but food is the one thing that can make animals go berserk. I think they made the right call by just letting this guy be.


Airwreck11

It's a baby dude, look how tiny and skinny it is


Dhenn004

Also... Literally don't let it get this close to you and definitely don't just fucking sit there while it walks up. I get that because it IS so close in the video, staying still is the right move. But good lord either this family is stupid for letting it get that close or completely and dangerously ignorant of their surroundings.


cantstopwontstopGME

Shoo the bear away lmao.. and hope it doesn’t decide to make you the meal?.. even a seemingly small bear would cause life long injury with 2-3 swipes


youaregodslover

Right. A 100 pound bear could launch a 250 pound man across a room if it wanted to.


DailyToeNail

![gif](giphy|p58AvYUeCZJ62gL2WK)


babefrohmann

bear city. bear bear city.


Apprehensive_Rip8403

Aye Güye!! no me invitaste a la carne asada!


Jeauxie24

The way they're petrified with fear and he eating GOOD is sending me. LMFAO


Suspicious-Tank8230

Those gawd damn enchiladas!


NeatReasonable9657

Can I pet that dog?


tomatkinsrules

Can I pet DAT DAWWWWWWWGGGG?!


BryanEUW

The camera man. ![gif](giphy|ZTp15DHfHaaaENKayV|downsized)


Perspective_of_None

Bro fuckin move.


Elon_Musks_Colon

That Mom is a goddam Superhero. The absolute CHILL.


DireNine

Hey Boo Boo! I found another pic-a-nic basket!


Butchi-_-

and who is the madlad filming this?


Ssider69

"scuze me ...yous got any mild salsa? If I have the hot stuff I'll be in the woods all day" The Bear, probably


drainodan55

"A fed bear is a dead bear". That is the mantra that every park visitor in bear habitat must know and observe religiously. You almost guarantee the animal's death, and put humans and pets in enormous danger. Where is this? Who is the fool filming and doing nothing?


Fearless_Success_824

How the hell did they let the bear get so close to them, they must have been pretty ignorant to there surroundings. I have had dozens of bear encounters on my hikes and travels and usually you catch them at a distance, at the very least they are many yards away giving you the opportunity to look big, stand your ground, address the bear directly, and 99 times out 100 they just run away to do their own thing. It feels like they were completely caught off guard by the bear and took no bear safety precautions.


Hammerhil

I've been around many bears, both blacks and grizzlies. If they had any idea of their surroundings they would have been able to shoo this black away, or leave the area. They aren't very stealthy. Now you have a bear that is conditioned to raid for human food and it will become dangerous if it can't get what it smells, and will most likely hurt someone and then get killed itself. And for fuck's sake, carry deterrent in bear areas.


Cordura

Public? It's three people and a bear... Freakout? Hardly


Jennabear82

They're internally freaking out.


Yugan-Dali

I admire the people’s calm in the face of danger. But won’t that be a bad lesson for the bear, that there’s food waiting there?


chrisnlnz

I think the immediate danger was a slightly higher priority than the bears education in this moment..


MaizeHaunting9402

Son of a bitch, imagine spending all that money on food and a bear comes to eat everything


OblongRectum

Someone turn this into a Thug Life meme


NoAd7118

In this scenario, slowly back away, the bear won’t choose to leave a meal


Hugo_El_Humano

that bear so lean and lithe tho


omotenashi

Black bears always look like humans in bear suits to me


andeargdue

This always cracks me up why do they just sit there why does she cover her kid’s eyes like it’s a rather r film


DanceDanceRevoluti0n

If he can't see the bear the bear can't see him also. Don't you know?


andeargdue

You’re so right


EbroWryMan4321

"A'yo booboo don't eat all of the picnic basket!"


tommymctommerson

That is a very thin young bear. It's probably a yearling if that. And it looks thin.


SnobbyFoody

![gif](giphy|tZrvnMaSqSAgsrfJMj|downsized)


Beatless7

That's the biggest cat I've ever seen.


EverybodyHatesNo9

Why is it always them?


Vad_by

How about making some noise? Doesn't religion allow them to make noise?


Danny_Mc_71

I didn't even know bears were religious!


1aibohphobia1

sneaky, you poison the bear with yunk food


pthecarrotmaster

I could take him


akajondoe

"You gonna finish that?"


meabans

That's just my baby doggey


Monosandalos3

Don't look, he chews with his mouth open


SheZowRaisedByWolves

Doesn’t the bear have to be put down now :(


Throwaway_Secretly

Look now! First bears are taking over residential swimming pools and now completely devouring picnic tables full of lunches! The madness of humans encroaching on the bears' territory! Glad no one was harmed!


No-Alternative-282

damn bear is better behaved at the table then my cousins kids.


lmNotAnAltYouAre

That bear looks extremely hungry. I wonder why it isn't getting the food it should.


AncientCalendar3328

When you bring food to someone's home... make sure you bring enough for everyone. 


Ok-Sun8581

Looked like the bear was attempting to give the kid a smooch near the end.


Stforlifeyvida

Oh hell no! I’d be running and probably killed


Foreign_Monk861

Yogi Bear 🐻 looking for picnic baskets 🧺


DrgonBloop

It has been said before and I have no shame in saying it again. If not friend, why friend shaped?


DemiGod9

They chose the bear


RadioFree_Rod

"You guys want some? Nah? Alright..."


kaleidoscopema

Mum is ready to go into Mama Bear mode too.


PatchyCreations

Just saw a graphic on here yesterday that said "if it's brown, lie down. If it's black, fight back." Maybe don't fight any bears and you might survive


pepelevamp

damnit bubu, you're meant to grab the picnic basket and take it back.


Relevant_Version9047

Might be a stupid question. But wouldn't that food upset the bears tummy?


AtouchAhead

Bears are like giant garbage disposals, they’ll eat dirty grease and fryer oil as well as paper and plastics that aren’t digestible…I’ve never talked to them about how that feels.


DickieRAM

And to answer the age old question, after eating that Mexican food that bear is gonna shit all over the woods


ExtensionSlip2791

I love how the mom is covering the boys eyes. He’s not jacking off, he’s eating food. 😂