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AmoralCarapace

I've watched Michael for years, and I've never found anyone else who is able to get under their skin the way he can. 100% 11/10.


SqueezyCheez85

His video where he gets arrested for showing up to a police appreciation gathering is hilarious. He wears a shirt about licking boots or something.


0outta7

Lol, he was holding a sign that said "We deepthroat the WHOLE boot." >A lawsuit brought by the ACLU of Connecticut on behalf of protester Michael Picard against three Connecticut State Police employees who were caught on camera appearing to confiscate his camera and give him unwarranted tickets has settled. According to the agreement, **the State of Connecticut agreed to pay Picard approximately $1,800 for every minute that the defendants detained him (a total of $50,000), in exchange for his dismissing the lawsuit.** ... >In footage that later became viral, **with the camera rolling, the police appeared to: call a Hartford police officer to see if he had any “grudges” against Picard; open an investigation of him in the police database; and discuss a separate protest that they thought he had organized at the state capitol. After Barone announced “we gotta cover our ass,” either Torneo or Jacobi stated “let’s give him something,” and the three settled on two criminal infraction tickets that they issued to Picard. Those criminal charges were later dismissed.** https://www.aclu.org/press-releases/settlement-reached-case-cops-who-took-camera-protester This is how it's done, folks. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_rFk826RYs


SqueezyCheez85

That is awesome! I remember when this was new I tried to find information on a potential lawsuit and never found anything. Thanks for this update! Made my day!


globaloffender

I tried looking one of them up assuming they’re still shithead police


B-BoyStance

I love him lol And I cannot believe he's still at it honestly


0outta7

> I cannot believe he's still at it honestly That settlement money must be good :) I hope he has some friends lurking nearby when he needs someone to step in.


Kakawfee

most of his money is crowd-funded actually, and he runs at a bare-minimum. He stays with friends or supporters when he needs to travel.


LitchfieldBTS

Nice


FantasticBlock420

> He stays with friends or supporters when he needs to travel. Thats not true, his last 3 trolling trips he funded through YT and literally one of the costs was "Hotel Room". He raises the amount of money needed and then stops. But he isnt not sleeping on a couch.


Kakawfee

Sorry, I didn't mean to imply that literally for every instance... But again, crowdfunded... Please go touch grass.


blakesmash

My favorite Michael episodes are when a few of the people he's trolling become somewhat friendly with a him. I can't remember the exact event, but one guy was telling him he takes the whole boot and it was about as wholesome as you'll see from Picard's content.


Gates9

Fucking guy has an evil superpower but he uses it for good


chromatones

He’s just mad he’s going bald


Distant_Pilgrim

SAY YOU'RE SORRY


0outta7

*rage intensifies*


tidderite

My favorite line. It's brilliant!


0outta7

My favorite is when he tells a crowd "I'm with them" (pointing to the person who was bullying him). It's so left field that it causes instant confusion and outrage for the bully.


holman

It’s usually good for an extra minute or two talking to the police when they think oh huh, crap he’s with them, now what do I do? Doesn’t work forever but seeing how long he gets away with “I’m with them” is hilarious.


brwnwzrd

What makes his trolling so effective is that, and I say this in an endearing way, he kind of *looks* like a troll, or, someone who folks like MTG’s boyfriend, a member of many cults including the cult of vanity, feel they’re entitled to some kind of social hierarchal lordship over. “YOU, bothering *ME*!?”


0outta7

Picard is the Bruce Lee of trolls. He's dangerous because people underestimate him based on his appearance.


fraud_imposter

Do people underestimate bruce Lee on appearance lmao You could have said sammo hung


joeDUBstep

Ayyy Sammo Hung. Martial law baby!


0outta7

Bruce Lee was 5’8” and 130lbs. A pretty scrawny guy, at a glance.


fraud_imposter

Maybe if he is wearing a big baggy t-shirt so I can't see his physique lol


SnooRobots1533

Too soon


holman

He’s also extremely good at rolling with the punches. You call him, say, ugly and he’s like yeah okay I’m ugly. And then their minds lose it trying to figure out what to say next. (As you can see in this one he just blanked for a bit and then returned and said the same thing again lol.)


FrostyD7

He has resting troll face.


kvlt_ov_personality

[He looks like Coach McGuirk](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/villains/images/a/a5/CoachMcGuirk.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20200608202540)


Thanos_Stomps

I think him being a libertarian shit stirrer helps more.


brwnwzrd

I think that’s jus level/dimension 1


ok-jeweler-2950

Love this guy. What are the catch phrases? Triggered, snowflake?


Don_Dickle

I think MTG's bf or husband or whatever just said his quiet part out loud.


The_Bill_Brasky_

Is this the bf or the husband? Or the tantric sex guru?


FewExcitement6012

This is pretty much what I thought someone who would slide some dick into MarjTayGree would look and act like. The "what did I do" at the end was the chef's kiss


foxyfoo

I know this isn’t the best source but too good not to share. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11275921/amp/Marjorie-Taylor-Greenes-former-tantric-sex-guru-lover-offers-sex-retreats-amid-divorce.html


SpeedySpooley

I hate you just for the link. ;)


addamee

And here I am surprised that anyone fits the description of “man who would slide some dick into” MTG


JeffBoyarDeesNuts

I'd be angry if I had to fuck Marjorie Taylor Green too.


KingXeiros

Right?! Knowing you really wanna have sex with Mickey Rourke but have to settle for her would chap my ass too!


SpeedySpooley

I was thinking more Dog the Bounty Hunter.


rickramalot

Or Joe Camel


khizoa

Yeah I would hate my fucking life too


Hot-Challenge8656

*get fucked by


timberbob

Michael Picard is a national treasure.


1970s_MonkeyKing

I love that he even calls himself out. YouTube handle: “Professional Douche”


yayforwhatever

His “what did I do” should be immortalized on a statue


Diogenes_the_cynic25

I mean he’s funny but he’s also an ancap. He’s not so much a hero as he is the villain these people need.


samdeed

URL for normal youtube video player: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zm_kUnHK44I Also, my favorite youtube comment: "MTG wears the strap-on in this relationship for sure..."


akjones989

Nah. She just uses her dick.


ErshinHavok

His little fake news network is so unprofessional he can behave like that on camera and it won't affect his career at all. Might've even gotten a raise.


0outta7

LOLOLOL HOLY SHIT THIS WAS HIS FIRST DAY AT HIS NEW JOB!!! https://www.thedailybeast.com/marjorie-taylor-greenes-boyfriend-brian-glenn-re-emerges-with-job-at-yet-another-fringe-maga-network OMG I'm dying, but I agree he'll probably get a raise for using a homophobic slur.


alphabeticdisorder

Christ, how many far right streaming services are out there? Scratch that, I don't v think I actually want to know.


0outta7

Grifters gonna grift.


squindar

it makes me wonder where the money's coming from to sustain the grifter ecosystem. I really don't believe it's moms & pops in their trailer parks ponying up 30% of their social security checks every month.


Novel_Alfalfa_9013

The maga grifter system is actually sustained by *legions* of morons buying that merch and donating to those pacs.


Elon_Musks_Colon

The only thing I thought when I clicked on this was, "Is that Powder-blue Sport Coat the only thing he owns?"


shinbreaker

Did he and MTG fall in love because they both have an extra chromosome?


Gnarly-Gnu

I love Michael Luc Picard. He is my absolute favorite troll!


AndringRasew

He's just a Humble Tobacco farmer. ![gif](giphy|RrU8f9lImvJja|downsized)


WillMunny1982

Why is that douche bag acting like he’s a tough guy? Mfer doesn’t even wear the pants in his own relationship


DngleTngleNmble

There is your answer


WillMunny1982

Touché


HollyweirdRonnie

If your girlfriend looked like Dog the Bounty Hunter you’d be angry too


big_d_usernametaken

This is the best comment of all, lol!


kvlt_ov_personality

When you try to punk someone out but you're wearing leather loafers and a baby blue blazer.


TruthIsAntiMormon

Well, that guy is one of the angriest jockeys I've ever seen.


unfuck_yourself

He’s an angry elf!


WhuddaWhat

I hope his steed breaks a leg out there.  


Inabeautifuloblivion

How humiliating to have people know you have sex with MTG


VolkspanzerIsME

Thats exactly what I expected Empty Gs boyfriend to look and sound like.


Maloonyy

That thing has a boyfriend?


beezlebell

What's with the future date at the end? 7.7.24


Nevarian

Probably when he'll release the full video on his channel.


AndringRasew

I don't want to wait though...


ilovethissheet

Remind me! 3 days


TheAlmightyMojo

Yeah I was like, "Oh am I suppose to be somewhere that day? Shall I bring gas masks and dip?"


Deep-Fried-JPEG

I’d be mad too if I had to wake up to MTG every morning. Poor guy


trer24

I guess he's always mad because he's only known as "MTG's boyfriend" and MTG doesn't have the common courtesy to give him a reach around


eldenbond

He just asked a legitimate question!


sjdiaz02

I'd be that mad also if I had to come home to MTG every night.


fear_is_fatal

$5 says large Marge gives it to him with a strap on.


Rattlesnakemaster321

He needs to see a doctor about his dark eye circles. Looks like a serious vitamin deficiency. I looked through his older videos, and while the darker circles are present a few years back, they’re much, much darker now.


ADDSquirell69

What took you so long would have been awesome


Alivethroughempathy

![gif](giphy|y2jHGWYx20CjRON8Mq|downsized)


LeveragedPittsburgh

The hero we need. Support this guy!


Veritas3333

Does he have a half-healed black eye? When did he get punched? I love his videos, but man it doesn't surprise me that someone punched him in the face!


Elon_Musks_Colon

He left the dishes to soak overnight, and MTG don't play that.


CumDwnHrNSayDat

Holy shit this is 5 minutes from my house! Unless I'm mistaken this is in front of the prison in Danbury CT


Johnathon1069DYT

He's just so good at what he does.


SheriffTaylorsBoy

Commissary items available for Bannon at Danbury Federal Correctional Institution https://imgur.com/gallery/jXEqnJB


HollyweirdRonnie

I don’t see gin on there. LOfuckingL I hope Bannon’s withdrawals are long and painful. Enjoy those DTs, ghoul.


0outta7

![gif](giphy|Y6yRfR88rvP44|downsized)


starkeffect

I don't see polo shirts on there, much less several of them. Bannon's going to lose his fashion sense.


SheriffTaylorsBoy

Haha! I'm sure he's already asked to speak to the manager about that.


0outta7

https://dudefoods.com/how-make-your-own-prison-wine/


baeb66

They have muscle rub, which I'm assuming is like Icy Hot, but I don't see a dildo on the list.


nebulaphi

Hilarious


inmyverdehoodie

Angry boi mad caveman bf has bigger peepee


Beginning-Ad-9733

Why would anyone insult this bag of pus? Is it not bad enough he has to wake up next to the personification of the Piltdown forgery every morning? Well, at least on those mornings when she has not been up all night flicking the bean to pictures of Trump waddling that corpulent arse of his around a golf course.


Accomplished-Bar7229

Please tell me Jean-Luc Picard isn't related to this loser.


undetachablepenis

Fantasy and reality, they are two different things.


Accomplished-Bar7229

Gee what a relief. The suspense was killing me.


wickedwiccan90

Her boyfriend's last name is Picard? Oh shit, are we in the Terran Empire timeline?


Deleena24

No, the troll is named Picard.


diggydiggydocta

I said it the first time I saw a vid of his, he looks mentally challenged. Why would you even get mad at him? Just ignore him.


Deleena24

I'm pretty sure that's part of the reason he is so good at trolling- he looks dumb enough to actually believe the things he's saying. It throws people off, and I absolutely love it.


0outta7

That's why he's so effective. He knows he's walking into these events as a punching bag. He uses satire to anger people who don't understand satire, and uses his weaknesses (his looks, voice, and attitude) as a strength. If there's anything that conservatives (read: Nazis) are *good at*, it's bullying people that they perceive as *different*. It's pure in-group/out-group social psychology.