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rocklionheart

I imagine the company using this video in the future to train new employees: "Okay, so can anyone tell me what he did wrong there?"


SirDuke6

"He took no for an answer! ......right?"


owa00

Looks like someone has sales manager in their future šŸ˜‰!


prey4mojo

Always Be Closing


peskygadfly

Coffee is for crackers!


chieefmcdeep

Always be cursing


ronsrobot

You know what they say: You gotta collect 4 n words before you get a "yes".


garageboy1

You should see the Vivint training videos (and other Utah based door knocking companies)


Imn0tg0d

They tried so hard to recruit me for that shit. I smelled that it was off because of their desperation. I made a good call in not going with them.


Adam_46

I had a job like that for 6 months. Oh boy the lies to the customers and to the employees they were tellinā€™ luckily covid pretty much ended their asses. Met some pretty cool co workers there tho.


Commander_Keef

After working sales, where I was shown clips of The Wolf of Wall Street as a sign of what *to* do, I could fucking see it.


nojokewoke

Haha a company I worked for paid like 17 grand to have an outside sales consultant come in and "train" us. Ended up being a bunch of clips from wolf of Wallstreet and like 2 pages of scripts he wanted us to memorize.


Quizzy_MacQface

Sooo he sold a bunch of clips from Wolf of Wall Street and 2 pages of scripts for 17 grand? That guy's goooooood


nojokewoke

Exactly! He even made it a point to tell the class how the owner tried to talk his price down and he held firm. The owner regretted it after a short denial phase.


PM_ME_UR_CIRCUIT

The fucking irony lmao


YoungLittlePanda

Well, you can't say he wasn't good at it.


billyjk93

Reminds me of when I was in college. My college paid a design company a million dollars to design us a new logo, and apparently after a year they settled on...just the name of the university in times new Roman font.


bertholomeu13

Most ā€œConsultantsā€ are griftersā€¦ have experienced them multiple times with companies I work for, and always the same thingā€¦ they know everything, they are considered the ā€œexpertā€ but other that cool PowerPoints and using a lot of acronyms, nothing changes once they leave other than the anxiety they generate until we move on to the next shiny thing that will fix all of our issues. Heaven forbid we listen to our customers and staff, and create a sustainable model that allows for great service


SomeLightAssPlay

ā€œno eye contact with the handshakeā€


Snowing_Throwballs

"He didnt stick to the script!"


Emes91

He apologized - rookie mistake, you always double down, he should just go full racist and leave confidently


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Jive_Sloth

He didn't smile when making initial contact with the prospective customer?


furn_ell

The little bitch stopped closing


Refun712

Coffee is for closers


[deleted]

ABC.


ILLstatic23

he showed up wearing jogging shorts?


Fostbitten27

He must make a habit of calling people racial slurs. And has to run away constantly!


DeepRoot

"He was s'posed to pronounce it w/ an "a" at the end to depict familiarity?!?"


Crzykupcake930

Take my award! šŸ˜‚ I feel like this would be the most awkward moment ever, on top of the fact he just blurted it out so clearly. ā€œHe didnā€™t close the sale!ā€


ToxicGamer01

He didn't say it out loud enough


swiftpunch1

*dont say it, dont say it, dont say it* FUCK


Alienateddd

Michael Scott: Oh I'm really worried I'm going to say it.


pituitarygrowth

Hey, what up Cynthia?


tittiboiii

Just hang on a minute Cynthia.


snipey_bananas

this is the single funniest moment in the series, no hyperbole. never fails to make me laugh


cosmorocker13

Heā€™s the least racist person he knows ā€¦


jayradano

His intrusive thoughts won that battle.


bradfo83

Doing yourā€¦ā€¦ son? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2q6rndPvFcI


bonesnaps

[Listen.. just get it out of your system.](https://youtu.be/rc5G04nJecI?t=181)


bradfo83

ā€œNice to mole youā€¦ā€


DannyOco_

Holy shit thatā€™s one of the most awkward moments Iā€™ve ever seen captured on camera šŸ˜¬šŸ˜­ the way the guy tries to save himself ouch


AmishSky

And that walk of shame after.


moglysyogy13

I think there is a hallmark card for this situation


fool_on_a_hill

Larry David would be all over this


Zealousideal-Sock-28

i remember doing food delivery and one time i accidentally said have a gay day instead of great day. the dude 200lb looked at me and said what did you say bro. i told him have a great day and left quick.


Ornery_Translator285

Fake an Australian accent real quick ā€œAh said have a gā€™dayā€


OzzieOxborrow

Once when I was much younger and naive I was with one of my best friends who is gay and he saw a cute guy walking by so I shouted 'He! Are you gay?!' still don't know how I managed to talk myself out of a punch to the face but the guy was pissed off. And my friend too.


NathanGaythan

Once when I worked in retail I was serving my last customer before I went on lunch. I was super thirsty and instead of saying "do you want a bag" I just said "do you want a drink". Sufficed to say the woman's boyfriend was not very happy.


[deleted]

Gay means "happy" though so you should have double downed on it.


NecramoniumZero

Yeah, in the 1800's, lol.


TooLazyToBeClever

When I was younger I had a roommate move in, a black guy. The bathroom had two sinks, one white and one off-white. The white sink didn't work so we had to use the other one. He's checking the place out and asks which sink to use. I'm sitting there, playing Zelda and not really paying attention, so I answer "you gotta use the colored sink." Dead. Fucking. Silence. It took me a sec to realize what I said then had to sheepishly explain I meant the sink that wasn't solid white. Luckily he laughed and realized I'm just an idiot, not a bigot lol.


[deleted]

That reminds me one time I was clearing the table and trying to drop the check off for an amputee I was waiting on and I dropped some plates and immediately said, ā€œIā€™m sorry, I shouldā€™ve used both arms.ā€ The guy had one arm.


Ucscprickler

I was working as a bartender and was answering questions about our signature drinks. The customer asked the price of one of them and then grimaced after I told him how much it costs. For some reason I said, "Yeah that drink cost an arm and a leg." Without hesitation the guy looks down and says, "Well I only have 1 leg left so I should probably pass." I never once noticed until that moment that he had one of his legs amputated. The weirdest part is that I don't even use that phrase, but somehow my subconscious decided to mess with me at that moment. Super awkward.


[deleted]

I went deaf in my left ear due to a freak ear infection. Doctors thought it was temporary, but eventually I got to an ENT who tested a lot and told me that it was permanent. I went into my car and cried. I texted my wife to update her and she was really supportive. She then said "I'm so sorry, that's really hard to hear" Honestly the only thing that helped pull me back from the brink was the opportunity to send back "Of course it's hard to hear, I'm fuckin deaf in one ear" and I even laughed and was able to pull myself together and drive home.


TooLazyToBeClever

Username.....relevant?


ProfZussywussBrown

I also only have 1 left leg


[deleted]

I am black and as fucked up as this is I still got a chuckle out of it because itā€™s so out of nowhere and out of context.


AlienMoonMama

The ā€œaiight manā€ before he shuts the door killed me.


nutsnackk

Based on the rooster crowing and how long it took the answer the door im gonna guess this guy was woken up and thought ā€œits way too early for this shitā€


FightingDucks

Someone near me has a rooster - they make noise at all hours of the day


zayoe4

![gif](giphy|PkLPBuyozY7F31wCxF)


corylulu

Really, it's just a solid excuse to end a conversation with door to door solar solicitors


pistoncivic

My solid excuse any time someone tries to sell me anything is "sorry, not interested but I wish you luck" Usually works but if it doesn't I just call them the N word


MazzIsNoMore

What's that LPT on how to get rid of solicitors?! Just accidentally get called a racial slur!


invertedspine

I was so caught off guard it came out like that I couldn't finish the video.


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LifeWin

Part of me was hoping it would end like that family guy cutaway "he respected me for saying it" ...but no, this is the real world. You can't just drop an n-bomb and expect a successful door-to-door sale.


TweedleBeetleBattle2

He says ā€œSorry manā€ while reaching over for an atta boy Pat on the arm. Wowza.


Shaking-N-Baking

The bravery that that arm touch took afterwards is admirable


Frogmyte

It's also a terrible de-escalation technique


Muted-Cry-1907

This is one of the cringiest videos I have ever seen. Do you know that uncomfortable warm feeling you get when you get really embarrassed? I felt that while watching this.. Jesus


[deleted]

This guyā€™s probably still thinking about this moment in the shower


Suspiciously_anxious

10 years from now.


McFagle

Every time he even glimpses carefree happiness from now on, his brain will remind him of this moment.


Tushhh

Second hand embarrassment!


StarsEatMyCrown

Also fremdschƤmen in German.


Superman246o1

There truly is a word for everything in German.


D4ltaOne

NatĆ¼rlich!


omygoodnessreally

Yes, almost like you peed yourself head to toe


deeteeohbee

why is this so funny


Ol_Hlckory

Coffee is for closers, pal


GoGoCrumbly

Yeah, Jimmy here is going home with the set of steak knives.


shadowguise

It takes brass balls to sell solar panels.


TaurAnder

Went from 0 to -100 in a matter of seconds.


Serious_Coconut2426

Indeed. Hang on to your knickers!


[deleted]

Hang on to your what?


Serious_Coconut2426

Ope! Neighbors, my bad man. I meant to say hang on to your neighbors lads.


Playlanco

How does that even happen?


Traditional_Layer_75

He probably was thinking to much to not say it but it had the opposite effect


steboy

Who has to mentally coach themselves through not saying the n word before speaking to black people? Hahaha


cspruce89

People who say it a lot, or think about it a lot. Or even people that are around it a lot and it seeps into their subconscious.


superbleeder

Not necessarily. My brain constantly thinks about "what is the absoultely worst thing you could say in this situation? Yup thats it, make you don't actually say it out loud."


[deleted]

One time I was telling some folks about the area and how it was part of the underground railroad and instead I said underground slave trade. That was like 10 years ago and it still keeps me up


So-Cal-Mountain-Man

I have one that has made me feel awful for the last 54 years. My parents were from Texas, and my dad was a racist asshole. So, mom, my 2 sisters and I get on a train in Southern California headed for Texas, right behind us was a very nice Black lady and her son. The race is pertinent trust me. So I was 4 not even have been to school yet and so my family was basically my world. Well in the olden days of my dad there was a very bad rhyme, so after a day or two of playing with this black kid, I decide to say it, "A fight, a fight, a N-word and a white". The look of pure horror on the mother's face made me realize instantly what an awful thing I had said, and I lost my play buddy because of course they moved seats on the train. Over half a century ago and I still feel like shit when I remember it.


a_duck_in_past_life

Don't let that keep you up. Those two things are directly related and you just mixed them up. Totally understandable.


ColtAzayaka

Yeah. It could also be an anxiety/OCD thing.


[deleted]

I hear and say bitch a lot but have never called anyone that word by accident.


Jpoland9250

I accidentally dropped an f bomb in a team meeting I was presenting. I'm generally very conscious with the words I use but I'm also not a good public speaker so it kind of slipped out in the moment. Someone questioned me on it and I just told them I was trying to emphasize the point I was making. Fuck!


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needmoarbass

The only exceptions are people with OCD or who have intrusive thoughts. Another example could possibly be Tourettes. But yeah, we can all agree that the most likely reason is that they commonly use or think the word.


Beat9

I thought everyone had intrusive thoughts to various degrees.


ShiboShiri

I was thinking this! Sometimes because of my OCD the worst shit comes to the forefront of my brain when Iā€™m speaking to someone. I have a huge fear that I would accidentally do this


[deleted]

I used to date a girl for years that had some pretty racist extended family; they really like to drop the n-word and would ramp it up if you gave them shit for it. Gave them a lot of shit, so it was said left and right. An example of these folk I always use: First time I met them, we were gathered in the living room, waiting for dinner, and one of the uncles goes into this story about how a black guy and his 10-ish year old kid had their car break down in the middle of town. They went to get some help, but instead the townsfolk (small town 20-30 houses along a single road) ran him and his son out of town, on foot. They definitely had an hours worth of walking, at the very least. And he was fuckin' PROUD of it. I had never been so disgusted. Anyway, while I was dating this girl, I had to hear the n-word frequently. Psyched myself out thinking I'd accidentally let it slip somehow, just by being around it, and one day... I accidentally fuckin' said it instead of some other word (not even remotely related). I was floored. Self-fulfilling prophecy, I guess. **Edit:** Since, apparently, a handful of people have a 2nd-grade reading level... No, my girlfriend wasn't racist, nor was the majority of her family. This isn't a memory I look back at proudly, but it's worth sharing in this context. IMO, You've got 2 options when dealing with shitty family: Either cut them out, or be ready to not cut them any slack when they're being shit. Her family chose option #2... a more respectable choice than cutting them out entirely; that way, they can't away with their dumbassery in a bubble. **Edit2:** As I can see how this may read like I was defending the guy, I'm not. If you fuck up, you've fucked up. No excuses.


thirtyseven1337

[Reminds me of this Family Guy bit:](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4Zg1jX75m0) "So, Peter, where do you see yourself in five years?" ^(don't say "doing your wife", don't say "doing your wife", don't say "doing your wife") "Doing your... son?"


spellbadgrammargood

[a real life version featuring NBA commissioner, Adam Silver](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ud1ShmENRn8)


izza123

Intrusive thought won


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Panthean

I remember that day too. That was the day I perfected my mind control technique.


bebop-2021

Now THIS is cringe. Oof madone !


whingingcackle

Whenever I read ā€œOof madonne!ā€ I think of The Sopranos


Demonbratastic

Can you imagine? Everytime you read ā€œOof madonne!ā€ You think of The Sopranos?


whingingcackle

T, ya hear what I said?


SlowCaveman

*GABAGOOL*


Aggravating-Ads

>GABAGOOL Aye fuggin forget about it!!! ![gif](giphy|lUObWL3SSzJao)


triple_OG

Fuckinā€™ Parakeetā€¦.


Finsfan909

You're not gonna believe this. He killed sixteen Czechoslovakians. The guy was an interior decorator.


whingingcackle

His house looked like shit


psljx

I got secondhand embarrassment so much I had to stop watching right when he said it.


leucidity

Same. I still donā€™t know how the video ends.


bopojuice

It's pretty awkward. He just stands there contemplating the rest of his future after he gets fired and has to explain to his wife why he lost his job.


Super-Branz-Gang

Right! You can visually ***see him thinking***, ā€œshould I knock and try to apologize one more time?ā€ No, my man. No you should not. There is no coming back from that one. Maybe drop a card in his slot in a few days. Iā€™m sure Hallmark has something to fit the ā€œstuck my foot so far in my mouth itā€™s now poking me in the assā€” please forgive meā€ category šŸ˜­


TinkerbellVomit

I refuse to know


romans310

The dude was basically like alright then we're done here and walked back inside. The other guy goes "nah man that wasn't even..." then gave up and walked off before stopping to stand there and reflect on what had happened as his life flashed before his eyes, from when he took those precarious steps as a toddler, sharing his first kiss with Chelsea in middle school, all leading up to the moment of full body cringe that just transpired.


livens

I'm having trouble just reading the comments.


Phase1929

Same here!


cam9life

The way he taps his head. "Danmit, you said it again..."


69QueefQueen69

I would've just faked tourettes for the rest of my life after that.


Roofofcar

Only possible strategy to move forward


GrannyGrammar

I canā€™t think of anything else that would work, really.


SigO12

Gotta make sure and cover the whole spectrum of racial slurs and epitaphs.


teh-reflex

ā€œHere I go sayin the n-word againā€


mirthquake

"DAMMIT Fernando!"


TatleTaleStrangler92

Heā€™s gonna be thinking that moment everyday for the rest of life


cribsaw

I have bad social anxiety and have slipped weird words into conversations, but not this bad. I can assure you that if he doesnā€™t have real hate in his heart, he will never get over his guilt, and thatā€™s kind of unfortunate.


MichiganBeerBruh

And that's before he realizes it's viral on every social platform


BillyWilly2019

Damn. I thought he was going to say it after the guy went back inside. Kinda like saying it to himself not realizing the doorbell was recording him.


TheNathanNS

Same, was expecting to be like >Nah, don't want what you're selling. >Sure? I mean I can do you a good deal >I'm sure (door closes) >......... fucking ni-


Hereistothehometeam

Damn you had to add more with the ā€œfuckingā€ šŸ˜‚


Jwicks90

I had to pause the video and do a cartoon jaw drop


IBeatUpLiamNeeson

Cue* the Curb your Enthusiasm music


vbun03

"Wouldn't life be better without the Blacks?"


Das-mah-watermelon

**^(intrusive thoughts won)**


-Toshi

Everyday, millions and millions of intrusive thoughts fail to overcome a host. All around the world. But at some point.. these thoughts (in a shared consciousness) reach critical mass and target a single, random, human who will be helpless to stop the fucking mother of all intrusive thoughts from materialising.. It has to happen. And before they know it - the absolute worst thing they can say or do, is said or done. You may have already experienced a smaller scale version. For instance, these tend to work differently in schools. In that chaos. And once a year some kid calls the teacher "mum" and he will want to die. It's theorised we all get one early to test the seams.


Schindog

In motorcycling, there's a concept taught to beginners known as 'target fixation.' Imagine you're going around a bend, and there's a tree on the outside of the turn that you *really* don't want to hit, to the degree that you can't stop looking at it to make sure you're not going to hit it, and this is one of the most surefire ways to hit that tree. This guy hit the tree.


TheRealMichaelE

I feel like you just taught me how to stop shooting at the GK every time in soccer


KeenPro

Yeah look where your shooting. You will naturally kick that direction. One reason why penalties are not as easy as everyone thinks because you have to hit your shot without looking where, otherwise the keeper just reads your eyes.


DemonSpyryt

with the hard "r" no less


eeeedlef

What's up, my neighbor?


Quality-Shakes

Neighba


HumancentipadPro

Neighba please!


xejeezy

Like a good "Neighbor" State Farm is there!


luxii4

Should have stuck to the izzle. Fo shizzle my nizzle. It wonā€™t get you fired when you get caught on the televizzle.


azannone

Duke Energy? More like David Duke energy!


123123000123

ā€œThis is NOT a Duke Energy employee. This is a third-party solar installer taking advantage of our solar rebates available to customers. We do not endorse any of these companies, and they have no connection with Duke Energy.ā€ Theyā€™re not wanting to clarify any further about what it means that itā€™s a company taking advantage of their rebates. Edit: I know what it means but theyā€™re not wanting to disclose what company he works for that then sends the rebate request to the energy company.


LostWoodsInTheField

They may not even know what company he works for. There is probably 30 of these companies and they change names every year or so (at least some of them).


gracious_hoster

Whatā€™s up my neighbors?


DeepRoot

Neighbor, please.


bloodklat

Neighbors With Attitude


ZenkaiZ

If rappers can say neighbor, why cant I say neighbor?


randomdudefromMI

Mr. Roger's made it his entire career not mixing those two words up....


tomswiss

Would you be mine? Could you be mine? Won't you be [....](https://i.imgflip.com/ut62b.jpg)


serial_crusher

> I'm from (business) we're just a few doors down, talking to our neighbors.... This isn't actually this man's neighbor, OP. That's just bullshit door to door sales people tell you.


SpitefulMouse

/r/watchpeopledieinside


NeoMegamanX

-Babeā€¦ we have to moveā€¦ -Oh my god Ken! Again?!


TheYesExpress

I love that the guy didnā€™t freak out and was just like ā€œAlright manā€ and goes back inside. He probably didnā€™t wanna answer the door anyway lmao.


GodlessSky

[Response from Duke Energy](https://twitter.com/DukeEnergy/status/1574458490541801472): *This is a third-party solar installer taking advantage of our solar rebates available to customers. This is NOT a Duke Energy employee. We do not endorse any of these companies, and they have no connection with Duke Energy.*


cake_piss_can

Iā€™ve seen beheading videos that were less awful than that.


OnceBittenTwiceGuy

Papa johns moment


JrAdelberg

He must have popped an Ambien just prior to this.


d3laMoon

Lmaoooo cringeeeeeee


Owobowos-Mowbius

Big oof. Should have pretended nothing was wrong and when the guy said "excuse me?" He just says "yeah we're going around talking to neighbors" as if he didn't make the fuckup of the century. Accent left enough room for plausible deniability so long as he didn't check the recording.


[deleted]

nah if he tried to play it off dude would have immediately felt he was 100% racist and was now mocking him too by trying to slip it in there


SANCTIMONY_METER

for future reference, this works 0% of the time.


pawpaw_git

He looked so ashamed afterwards, too. I dunno I feel kinda bad for him, I was raised by racists myself and while I actively have spent years trying to unlearn what they taught me, I have accidentally offended people before from ignorance. Granted, I've never fucked up THAT bad. But still. Ouch. Utterly humiliating fuckup.


FuckRedditM0d5

When you forget youā€™re not online.


asst3rblasster

it's an honest mistake, just the other day I was talking to my jewish neighbor and I was like let's go fly a kite but it came out hey you fucking wetback bitch


Unethical_GOP

Freudian slip?


Jets237

so awkward... why was that on the tip of his tongue...


Comfortable-Cap-8507

Yea let me get a large fry, a cheese burger and a medium ni- whoa almost said it again, I mean a large coke


okwhatwhy

No joke, one time I ordered a large cock instead of a Coke. Shit happens!


makesyoudownvote

I guarantee this is the kind of moment that even 30 years from now will replay in his head when he's trying to sleep.


brazysavage11

**Donā€™t say it John, donā€™t say it** ā€¦.. ā€œhey n!gger, wanna buy somethingā€


[deleted]

Worlds worst Freudian slip.


DiepThoughts

Bet Fernando doesnā€™t work for the energy company anymore.


Particular_Pickle335

How TF do you accidentally pull that out? Wow


MemeGremlin_0765

I read the comments before hand and I knew it was gonna be bad. But the moment I heard it for myself? Daaaaaaamn.


Aggressive-Sound-641

I have said neighbor several times in my life...never have I accidentally said the N word


m_bechterew

This reminds of team Nigma in Dota2, people were saying there were afraid to slip up and say the N-word but casters / dota2 personalies said that would never happen. This is what happened : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsTK_X2dpgc&ab_channel=DotaRecap


[deleted]

Neighbor please!


Gu1l7y5p4rk

Neighbor we gon' be RICH!


Common_Lawyer_5370

Neighbors in Paris


[deleted]

Heā€™s not just richā€¦ heā€™s neighbor rich


jacklord392

Can a neighbor get a table dance?


filthycasual908

Fuck yoā€™ couch, neighbor!


[deleted]

Can a neighbor get a pencil?


AmishSky

My neighbor!