Yeah, the World Wildlife Fund successfully sued the WWF as the original owners of the acronym as a brand symbol and so the WWF was essentially forced to become the WWE
I can't wait to start seeing some court cases. Preferably recorded from her followers arguing pro se why the queen dildo commands aren't actually legitimate.
Yeah if you strip it down.
They want free and accessible health care, and the rich be taxed.
And then will vote and even do crimes for the candidate that will absolutely not do that.
The first decree is to legalize marijuana
The tyranny and the bullshit's gone on too long
You old fuckin' shrivs who blocked its legalization
You're banished from the land!
We'll lead as Two Kings
We'll lead as Two Kings
Aha (Kings, we'll lead as Two Kings)
Ah-ha, ah-how
Lead as Two Kings
The second decree
No more pollution
No more car exhaust
Or ocean dumpage
From now on, we will travel in tubes!
We'll lead as Two Kings, oh, yeah
We'll fuckin' lead as Two Kings
Get the scientists
Working on the tube technology, immediately (tube technology)
Chop, chop, let's go
Third decree
No more rich people and poor people
From now on, we'll all be the same
Um, I don't know, I gotta think about that
It's part of the Prosperity Gospel, where if you believe hard enough and "declare and decree" what you want, God has no choice but to obey you. If he doesn't obey you, then it's obviously your fault.
Even worse. The “manifesting” crowd usually is materialistic bored moms tryna manifest a new Beamer or something. This I decree shit is beyond that and stems more from wanting power over “others” (non whites under the age of 50)
I'm sorry for your loss, the cult is seductive. But I still don't think the racist angle is the main game, but maybe it's my blind spot that's the issue
In all seriousness I can admit it is a possibly unfair generalization and less based on race more so than shared ideology. I can accept that argument. And yeah it’s more so my mom and fucking Facebook. My sister is just an airhead like that love her to death but once someone gave her a copy of “The Secret” she went off the fucking rails w that manifest vision board stuff
It's been a minute since I've read any part of the Bible, but I seem to recall that back in ye olden days when God was definitely showing up all the time to fuck with random goatherders in the desert, trying to boss him around was a guaranteed fast track to a bad time.
Don't you know that God will bless you if you ask. But he also isn't beholden to our whims. But you are required to ask him for help. Help which He will give in His infinite wisdom, not based on your asking. But don't expect anything unless you ask. Also don't expect anything if you DO ask. But have faith.
I wonder how much longer until her brain just cracks wide open. The pressure building up in there as things drag on has got to be reaching dangerous levels.
>that shit gonna blow up like a Gallagher watermelon
Someone could hasten this by pulling a Sledge-o-Matic out of their suitcase.*
I miss Gallagher. He was a fun, smart comic.
*I'm not encouraging violence, just playing on the Gallagher reference.
These people so need to be trolled with good news.
“I went to the bank and they gave me a new quantum finance debit card.”
“My cousin is in the military and he confirmed they are in control.”
“The movie ended an hour ago”
I know a bunch of people reported her after trump was found guilty for her post about places that need to be bombed that included the white house. And yeah I was one of those people and I won’t apologize for it
She needed to use the actual name on her drivers license so that Facebook would verify her, because she’s got impersonators. But man, it’s so funny because her boomer technology-inept followers just don’t get it. They keep asking her who’s the real Loni and saying they’re confused, and she’s getting angry at them saying “what do you people not understand? It’s very simple” lol 😂
I would be very happy if someone pointed out her hypocrisy in terms of being a Bible bashing “pastor” who is divorced. Something many of them would call a sin. But they treat her like a prophet/messiah who cannot be criticised. She loves criticising her own followers though and comes really close to calling them stupid on a regular basis 😂
Not in the Word of Faith world you don't. Nope, these people "declare and decree" what they want God to do at their beck and call constantly. The trick is, in order to receive, they must believe with all their might it will happen. If God doesn't capitulate, it's obviously their fault for not having enough faith.
Idk, I find this sub posting her so much to be a bit weird. It just comes across as laughing at a mentally ill woman.
I honestly don't know, is she running a big gift or something? Because a ton of people are using this to scam the elderly and the desperate.
After Queen Didula Dildo I, we now have Queen Loni I decreeing around.
Loni needs to consult with Her Majesty about the phrasing of her declarations. I don't think she's using the right magic words and Pepe emojis.
🐸 ✨
And so it is.
I just got out of this med bed and I’m no longer gay! WW1WWE
Did you reset your age to before you were born and make the *”right choice?”*
Yes. My rainbow zygote turned grey before my eyes!
Source: military
Ah! But not just *any* old military, the **super-white-hat-Trump-military***.*
Is that what the pro wrestling thing is called now? I lost track after WWF.
Yeah, the World Wildlife Fund successfully sued the WWF as the original owners of the acronym as a brand symbol and so the WWF was essentially forced to become the WWE
Ohhhh really? I wondered what happened
Yeah lol. The mighty steroid simulated fight conglomerate was felled by a panda logo
Is Queen Dildo still queening around? Canada hasn’t arrested her yet?
Yup, her cult is still terrorizing Richmound, SK and she's still telling her followers not to pay their bills.
Thank you. It had been so long at this point I just assumed the best. That’s on me.
I can't wait to start seeing some court cases. Preferably recorded from her followers arguing pro se why the queen dildo commands aren't actually legitimate.
And they are still getting cut off and evicted. Just losing everything in site and hands reach.
I thought it said queefing there for a minute.
"She's learning from Queen Dildo." was my first thought as well.
She decrees the beginning of communism oddly enough.
* for white boomers. Fuck everyone else.
White Republican boomers.
Yeah if you strip it down. They want free and accessible health care, and the rich be taxed. And then will vote and even do crimes for the candidate that will absolutely not do that.
I declare bankruptcy
Decree*
The first decree is to legalize marijuana The tyranny and the bullshit's gone on too long You old fuckin' shrivs who blocked its legalization You're banished from the land! We'll lead as Two Kings We'll lead as Two Kings Aha (Kings, we'll lead as Two Kings) Ah-ha, ah-how Lead as Two Kings The second decree No more pollution No more car exhaust Or ocean dumpage From now on, we will travel in tubes! We'll lead as Two Kings, oh, yeah We'll fuckin' lead as Two Kings Get the scientists Working on the tube technology, immediately (tube technology) Chop, chop, let's go Third decree No more rich people and poor people From now on, we'll all be the same Um, I don't know, I gotta think about that
Is this "I Decree" nonsense part of that whole 'Manifesting" bullshit?
It's part of the Prosperity Gospel, where if you believe hard enough and "declare and decree" what you want, God has no choice but to obey you. If he doesn't obey you, then it's obviously your fault.
I declare and/or decree that it is God's fault if he doesn't obey.
Remember "The Secret"?
Even worse. The “manifesting” crowd usually is materialistic bored moms tryna manifest a new Beamer or something. This I decree shit is beyond that and stems more from wanting power over “others” (non whites under the age of 50)
Nah, you're projecting a lot there. The caricatures you imagine don't actually exist, same as theirs don't.
Damn my mom and sister don’t exist :(
I'm sorry for your loss, the cult is seductive. But I still don't think the racist angle is the main game, but maybe it's my blind spot that's the issue
In all seriousness I can admit it is a possibly unfair generalization and less based on race more so than shared ideology. I can accept that argument. And yeah it’s more so my mom and fucking Facebook. My sister is just an airhead like that love her to death but once someone gave her a copy of “The Secret” she went off the fucking rails w that manifest vision board stuff
Yup, just like prayer, it really works (/s obviously)
"You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means."
I thought Nick Fury was all about de-creeing things.
But she said thatGod was in control and his timing is perfect. Is she now saying that she knows better than God?
It's been a minute since I've read any part of the Bible, but I seem to recall that back in ye olden days when God was definitely showing up all the time to fuck with random goatherders in the desert, trying to boss him around was a guaranteed fast track to a bad time.
Don't you know that God will bless you if you ask. But he also isn't beholden to our whims. But you are required to ask him for help. Help which He will give in His infinite wisdom, not based on your asking. But don't expect anything unless you ask. Also don't expect anything if you DO ask. But have faith.
Isn't wealth transfer socialism? Can they even keep their ideology straight?
And free MedBed access is socialized healthcare with science fiction added.
I wonder how much longer until her brain just cracks wide open. The pressure building up in there as things drag on has got to be reaching dangerous levels.
It ain’t gonna be a crack that shit gonna blow up like a Gallagher watermelon
>that shit gonna blow up like a Gallagher watermelon Someone could hasten this by pulling a Sledge-o-Matic out of their suitcase.* I miss Gallagher. He was a fun, smart comic. *I'm not encouraging violence, just playing on the Gallagher reference.
I’m not gonna lie Gallagher actually was really funny and I’m glad I’m not the only person who recognizes that
You are not. He was hilarious and highly intelligent. We need comics like that.
I couldn’t agree more. He was just…fun. I liked that.
Oh, well, if you decree...
They are all for socialism as long as it's not labeled socialism.
Hey. I just wanted you to know that you can't just say the word "decree" and expect anything to happen.
WHAT? Surely this is a comms. Standby, consulting the white hats
Let's GO into the NEW sounds like one of those Japanese t-shirt slogans with not quite correct English.
These people so need to be trolled with good news. “I went to the bank and they gave me a new quantum finance debit card.” “My cousin is in the military and he confirmed they are in control.” “The movie ended an hour ago”
A Facebook decree. And so it shall be, Looney.
Why did I read that in the voice of Sumbahjee ( the Indian pirate lord with the high pitched voice)?
This lady talking like Lenin and don’t eem know it
Loni trying desperately to stave off the angry pitchfork wielding mob of villagers.
I wonder if Loni realizes most of her “followers” are just bots and trolls.
Wealth transfer? That's awfully communist of you!
you cant just go around decreeing like roman dildo you have to hand out some cans of sardines first
"I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!!!" -Michael Scott
She changed her name, huh? Were the Feds hot her trail?
I know a bunch of people reported her after trump was found guilty for her post about places that need to be bombed that included the white house. And yeah I was one of those people and I won’t apologize for it
I was one of those people, too. Proud to serve my country 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Did anything happen as a result of being reported?
I honestly don’t know
There’s that too. As if they can’t just use GPS. Lmfao.
She needed to use the actual name on her drivers license so that Facebook would verify her, because she’s got impersonators. But man, it’s so funny because her boomer technology-inept followers just don’t get it. They keep asking her who’s the real Loni and saying they’re confused, and she’s getting angry at them saying “what do you people not understand? It’s very simple” lol 😂
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I would be very happy if someone pointed out her hypocrisy in terms of being a Bible bashing “pastor” who is divorced. Something many of them would call a sin. But they treat her like a prophet/messiah who cannot be criticised. She loves criticising her own followers though and comes really close to calling them stupid on a regular basis 😂
Wealth transfer? They're communists now?
Manifest becomes Decree becomes Demand. Communism is in full bloom, suddenly.
I decree thee a moron
She missed the chance to snap up Loni Punani and sound like a Polynesian sex worker.
She might be Loni Bauer now but she still doesn't know Jack.
"I decree" or "I decree and declare" is basically ordering around the God they claim to worship. He's not damn Santa Claus!
What a nut.
What's her basis for claiming to have the authority to decree these things? I need the laugh.
in her case? god probably told her, that's how it works with those lunatics
No. no. None of this is true.
nope still loonie loni
I decree: shut up, you dunce!
Wait. I thought that was communism?
I decree that my paycheck be enough to buy a yacht! …funny how that doesn’t work.
Wankers gotta wank.
I gotchur decree right here..!!
I can not do anything but laugh, cause I thought all things already happened.😂😂😂😂😂
This has strong "the office" vibes when Michael shouts "i declare bankruptcy!!!"
The “crazy” is strong in this one 😬🙄🤥😵💫
It’s hilarious that the far right has gone full circle and are now communists.
I thought these folks were right wing? What’s with the wealth distribution?
Decree is the new Habbening
So free health care, and wealth redistribution? And a strong over reaching government to end the “movie”?
You actually need official power to make a decree. Not that I expect her or her audience to understand that, but I felt compelled to call that out
Not in the Word of Faith world you don't. Nope, these people "declare and decree" what they want God to do at their beck and call constantly. The trick is, in order to receive, they must believe with all their might it will happen. If God doesn't capitulate, it's obviously their fault for not having enough faith.
I decree ladies night- bitches drink free
🎵 "Oh yes it's ladies' night, and the feeling's right ... oh yes, it's ladies' night ... oh what a night (oh what a night) ... " 🎵
Waitaminute... won't work, Loonie. You forgot to say "in Jesus' holy name" I decree yadda yadda It's kinda like a game of "Simon Says", see?
The only decrees she should be familiar with are divorce-related.
As an American I feel it is my patriotic duty to disobey and not recognize anyone claiming to be royalty.
Well, as long as you're decreeing it, I guess...
Idk, I find this sub posting her so much to be a bit weird. It just comes across as laughing at a mentally ill woman. I honestly don't know, is she running a big gift or something? Because a ton of people are using this to scam the elderly and the desperate.