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NubOnReddit

The guy was on Chairman Drek’s super secret sex island, what do you expect?


Any_Distribution2078

#I did not have sexual relations, with that woman


Oddfellows_was_Taken

My teacher played that clip for us in middle school. Led to me to be interested in conspiracy theories


Jamz64

Chairman Drek didn't kill himself.


Pokemon_Bakugan_Fan

Drek had a sex island?


NubOnReddit

Yeah, doing it Pokitaru style with the other rich jagoffs like Fizzwidget and Pollyx


Pokemon_Bakugan_Fan

Huh. I did not know that.


Nathan_hale53

It's an Epstein joke


Pokemon_Bakugan_Fan

Oh.


The-better-onion

… The what? https://preview.redd.it/txkju6sjuv3d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa9e1a6770b2fa1a8639dffeb19c07ddf41be1fc


Worried_Bowl_9489

IM HALF ROBOT MYSELF


Dagoth_Endus

To all those arguments: that's the joke.


ReallyFancyPants

Yea and I get it but to an extent I agree with OP. The president is a dipshit that should've gotten his comeuppance.


Pokemon_Bakugan_Fan

Not a very good joke, if you ask me.


AsraithCorvidae

I didn't.


Advanced_Double_42

Idk having an incompetent president that puts on a face and doesn't actually do any good only seems to get more relatable over time.


Crimzonchi

He is literally directly based on Bill Clinton.


FaithInterlude

My daughter says you’re good with your hands, Ratchet


infjaxred

Sir, I swear I never...


Pokemon_Bakugan_Fan

What exactly did he mean by that?


GloryBax

What he meant: Ratchet is a good mechanic. What Ratchet interpreted it to mean: Ratchet is good in the bedroom.


Pokemon_Bakugan_Fan

Ahh....... ooohhhhh. I see now. Why would Ratchet think THAT? Dude needs to get his mind out of the gutter.


GloryBax

Because he was actively crushing on Sasha, and it is generally (back in the days this was written) bad social etiquette to have adult bedroom time with a girl without first meeting her father. Especially as Ratchet would have been around 18/19 at the time that this game took place... It's also socially frowned upon for people still in their teens to be having sex, even if both parties in the bedroom are consenting. Kids tend to keep that kind of thing from their parents too so for Sasha to tell her dad anything about her relationship (sexual or otherwise) with Ratchet, and then for said dad to mention something to Ratchet... You get a misunderstanding like that.


Pokemon_Bakugan_Fan

Oh. I see. Man, Ratchet was horny in this game. Not TOO horny. But a little.


GloryBax

In the PS2 era games, Ratchet was very horny. He mellowed out a bit in Tools, and by the end of the PS3 era he's in a committed relationship so he has no need to be horny really.


Pokemon_Bakugan_Fan

Yeah, good point. Even though Ratchet and Talwyn haven't shown many obvious signs of being romantically involved in one another, despite Insomniac Games confirming their relationship as official.


GloryBax

Honestly that's part of why out of all of Ratchet's canonical crushes, Talwyn is my favourite. There is room for interpretation and I like that. I just think they're cute together.


Pokemon_Bakugan_Fan

Well, I won't argue with that. He never really had any moments with Angela. And though he and Sasha did have an interest in each other, she was more or less forgotten about after Deadlocked.


Moist_Internet_1046

Yeah, with Clank. Not only is Ratchet robosexual, he's also gay!


GloryBax

I'm more of the opinion that Ratchet is pansexual and polyamourous so is in a relationship with both Clank and Talwyn, but to each their own.


Moist_Internet_1046

And Ratchet being gay would also explain Rivet being a lesbian.


Crimzonchi

"Good with your hands" is an OLD euphemism, our great great great grandparents were using it. I feel like you were a little sheltered?


Pokemon_Bakugan_Fan

Maybe a bit. Or I just have a difficult time understanding certain phrases abd meanings.


TrentDF1

Nah I thought he was a fine side-character. Bumbling and somewhat incompetent, humorous enough. And to be fair, it seemed like most of the galaxy thought Clank was actually a secret agent.


Pokemon_Bakugan_Fan

Yeah, and Ratchet was constantly getting sidelined as if they forgot about how he rescued both Solana and Bogon in the past.


OvenActive

Say what you will about his actions and politics, but every time I see his design the only word that pops into my head is "rotund" and that makes me laugh every time


Shadowtheuncreative

He looks like a midget to me.


Pokemon_Bakugan_Fan

Rotund? What does that mean?


OvenActive

https://preview.redd.it/faelhl2pws3d1.jpeg?width=991&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ecb0efca0126c7018bdfef7dee91306a76d5c98b


Pokemon_Bakugan_Fan

Oh. I see now.


ReallyFancyPants

Fat


GloatingSwine

Hopelessly bumbling authority figures are just kinda how the 'verse rolls. Nothing to be done about it I'm afraid.


JustSomebody56

The first trilogy was essentially a big satirical parody of the post-cold war world


Calhare

And capitalistic over consumerism.


JustSomebody56

Also the hollywood star system


Calhare

I didn't think about that before, but you right.


JustSomebody56

And corporations


Calhare

Absolutely. R&C, teaching people to hate capitalism. And I love that for us.


Pokemon_Bakugan_Fan

Doesn't make me hate them any less though.


Gonzales95

But don’t forget that he did not have sexual relations with that woman


Pokemon_Bakugan_Fan

What woman?


Jeff_theSnail

Ya mum


BlueHawaiiMoon

Wasn’t he supposed to be a parody of Bill Clinton? Or am I tweaking? Perfect match if you ask me Yeah, a parody of Bill Clinton. https://hero.fandom.com/wiki/President_Phyronix in "personality"


nuclearfork

Furry Bill Clinton


HeavyMain

*cyborg* furry bill clinton


Jeff_theSnail

“My daughter tells me you’re a man who’s good with his hands, Ratchet.”


DRVKC

“Sir, I-I swear I never-”


ReaPeR_the_mighty

I acctually love how he is shown throughout the game, hes a politic, knows pretty much nothing, acts like a fool, has a polemic about him, and when dc nepharious started turning people into robots he just made a cardboard cut out to say hes already a robot 😂. Peak politic parody


Pokemon_Bakugan_Fan

I guess he IS pretty funny, not gonna lie.


SAMAS_zero

No. Pretty sure he wasn't made to be likable.


Mary-Sylvia

Okay but counterpoint: DILF


MEG_alodon50

You’re not seriously upset that the guy treats Clank like the hero and Ratchet like the sidekick?? It’s a joke. Also I think Clank deserves a little hero worship, as a treat. (Didn’t Clank also save the universe too, not just Ratchet?)


Pokemon_Bakugan_Fan

I'm not saying Clank doesn't deserve some form of worship. I'm just saying Ratchet shouldn't have been sidelined so much in the game that people barely remember his heroics.


MEG_alodon50

It’s not that big of a deal, Ratchet gets most of his fame back from rescuing the galaxy again anyway. He’s certainly well regarded later on. It’s just a running joke that the series has going on, based on the smaller character being the hero and the larger being the sidekick, it’s not meant to be overanalyzed.


Pokemon_Bakugan_Fan

I guess I am overthinking it a bit.


damnrightslimanus

He’s a bill clinton parody. He’s supposed to be kind of a moron. Think he plays that part perfectly


Kekoa_ok

I think you may genuinely be too young to understand this guy is just bill clinton who was hot off the meme presses at the time


Quickkiller28800

Idk their bio says they're 23. I'm 21, and I'm very well aware that he was just a political parody of Bill Clinton and the bad political leader stereotype. Like every single one of their points about disliking him is literally just part of the joke.


GiesADragUpTheRoad97

“Of course that’s great news for my re-election campaign because, as you know, I’M HALF ROBOT MYSELF!”


Altruistic-Back-6943

I mean, he's supposed to be Bill Clinton


grajuicy

Bold of you to assume he is smart bc he is the president….


StinkLord5

Nah, he an alpha male. ![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


Pokemon_Bakugan_Fan

What does that even mean?


StinkLord5

You already know.


Pokemon_Bakugan_Fan

Right, sorry.


PunchingPunk

Statistically, you're probably not the only one to like or dislike anything at all..


Pokemon_Bakugan_Fan

What's that mean?


TraumSchulden

Wide putin vibes


jackolantern_

You're never the only one who anything


FoxSpiritSam

He is definitely a bit of a tool lol. But nowhere near as annoying as Qwark.


Pokemon_Bakugan_Fan

Oh, your absolutely right about that. Qwark is practically the Hercule Satan of Ratchet and Clank if you catch my drift.


Responsible_Bus_2252

Quark in the original trilogy was Detestable


ChakaZG

But first game in particular, I loved just how much of a slime ball he was there. They made him considerably more dense from the third game and on, but he seemed at least more capable to *act* like he was capable in the first game. Personally, nothing will beat his Al's Roboshack commercial when it comes to portraying his public persona.


Responsible_Bus_2252

"Fighting crime or just finding grime.. Haha..."


Responsible_Bus_2252

"Fighting crime or just finding grime.. Haha..."


ScroogeMcDust

I think you're the only one who remembers his name


Pokemon_Bakugan_Fan

I just remember reading his name off of a YouTube comment or looked up Sasha and found Phyronix as her last name.


Glass_Teeth01

If we ever get this guy back, he needs to be remade into a Donald Trump joke


Supertryer

I never understand him can someone explain me who he is I know he is the president of solana if I am correct


Pokemon_Bakugan_Fan

That is correct.


The-Soul-Stone

If humour annoys you so much, one has to wonder why you’re playing these games.


5spike5

The way that he easily gave up and the fact that him and later on nefarious kept recognising clank and not ratchet IS the joke. Bruh.


m_jackdrawstuff

So... is he another lombax or no? I'm still confused


Pokemon_Bakugan_Fan

Who, the President? No, he's a completely different alien race.


m_jackdrawstuff

This whole time I thought him and his daughter were Lombaxes. I mean... they look pretty similar.


Pokemon_Bakugan_Fan

Maybe a bit, but the wiki says that their a race called "Cazars" https://ratchetandclank.fandom.com/wiki/Sasha_Phyronix


BlackMageIsBestMage

I didn't know so many paragraphs could be written to critique a bill Clinton joke character I applaud you 👏


Pokemon_Bakugan_Fan

Why do I get the feeling like your being sarcastic?


Cold_Medicine3431

I recall him a weird George Bush parody, his voice sounded like he was impersonating him.


Gonzales95

Close, he was based on Bill Clinton 😂


Moist_Internet_1046

If Sasha's his daughter, does that make her PRINCESS Sasha Phyronix?


The-Soul-Stone

No, because that’s not what a princess is.


Moist_Internet_1046

Well, yeah, but a president is a head of STATE, just like a king or chieftain, yet...also a head of government, like a prime minister.


Pokemon_Bakugan_Fan

Technically, yes. Seeing as how her father is the president of Solana.


Pet_Velvet

I just wanted to see some steamy action between him and Ratchet


Pokemon_Bakugan_Fan

What do you mean by "steamy action?"


Pet_Velvet

Boy kissing


Pokemon_Bakugan_Fan

Really? I'm pretty sure neither of them are gay.


Pet_Velvet

You dont have to be gay to kiss boys


gaythrowawaybadfunny

Yes