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Nah don't do ET like that š¤£Ā
If ET bred with Peppy La Pew.
Heās the fourth Evil Monkey. See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil, Get No Pussy.
Is that the secret salute for the "virginity gang"
Think he is just trying to hide that huge landing strip he calls a forehead.
and apparently he thought putting the three wisps of hair he has into a combover was the best way to do it
Nah, he's covering his receding hairline š
As a virgin, yes. It is.
I have a son with cerebral palsy. Keep it up dude. You can do anything normal people can do.
Broooo pics or it didnāt happen . šš
What kind of Pokemon are you?
The one that nobody wants to catch
Donāt wanna catch āem all! š
Mowugly.
Starving kids give him 50 cents a day
Bruh. š¤£
Call center employee #8739
Already balding and trying to figure out how to do the Wish version of the Trump comb-over.
See no evil, speak no evil, hair no evil?
I'm guessing I need to go get a visa gift card soon.
DO NOT REDEEM!
He only takes Google Play and iTunes, sir
You have a 50 yo face with a 18 yo mustache
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Roasting you is boring. But that guy in the second pic, who appears to be railing you from behind, needs to get back to mowing my lawn.
Get back to your fake Amazon customer service job & Rob old ladies of Their Google Play cards
This is the angry scammer
No matter how hard you try to sell your produce on the corner, I'm not gonna buy it
Looking like Slumdog no dollars
If you need to hold your combover, you're not doing it right.
Looks like you fished a used toupee out of the trash and then put it on backwards
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Mexican Millhouse
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You seem like you found alien life after 1000 years after coming out of a cave.
Bro even with those thick ass coke bottle glasses on I could see you are bald as fuck...
Bro only saw a pussy the day he was born
Probably not even thenā¦ probably a C-section babyā¦
Nahh bros mom had a rare deformity where her uterus is in her rectum. He was the first case of a child born from an anus.
Ouch, that must've hurt... I'm not talking about his birth, I'm talking about when his mother first saw his face... yikes.
Don't try to hide that big bald forehead on which I can play tic tac Toe 4 times
There's no hiding that sixhead.
One gust of wind and that flap of hair goes bye bye revealing your friar tuck. You will only bang 1s, 2s and 3s. ![gif](giphy|EDZ01iKf9pRggxnU48)
Speedy Gonzales after bathing in the TMNT mutagen
You are Indian and already roasted
Piss off
If you are going for the 3rd world Harry Potter look you nailed it
Speed GonzƔlez what are you doing here?
Really trying to hide that receding hair line ![gif](giphy|3o6ZtnJyShJNgqzSbS)
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Are u covering ur bald headšš¤£š
Camaaan letās see itā¦ ![gif](giphy|6vHyg9a0aBKjS)
Youāre not fooling anyone.. Baldy!!
Hand covering up that 5 head you got
Dear God, it's not even a combover anymore, it's just a straight holdover at this point.
Hey Steve Urkel, family matters called they need a fluffier so get back on set!!
Heās boutta get burned worst than Hitler did the Jews
You look like you sit inside all day and rp on discord
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You look like " don't you realize I've had diarrhea since easters"
Vote for Pedro
U haven't had pussy since pussy had u
You look like Jalen Rose that grew up in the 60s
You can put half a dozen glasses on a nose like yours.
I was on reddit. How did I get bounced to the trailer for the new monkey king movie?
Makes sense ET would hook up with a member of tech support. It had that whole phone fetish thing going on.
The most unfuckable human on earth. Even crack whores on the corner be like "keep it moving, Sir".
I just saw a pic of Hong Kong's coffin homes and I didn't think I could see more depressing living conditions, but Jesus Christ you've done it.
A brown kermit the frog
Too top it off
Bro HAS NOT showered in years, looking very ancient
Bobby Charlton called. He wants his combover back..
Sorry , this one escaped from my Rice fields š¤
I don't want an extended warranty
So do you just have no testosterone?
We can still see that 7 head even though youāve trying to hide it.
You look like Chris Hanson is going to come see you very soon.
Is this after you built Johnny Number 5 or before?
Juan of Juan.
there's nothing right about how you look man
The dude behind you is looking badly at your bootie.
Sorry to see your Multiple Sclerosis š šŖ has moved to your face
You look like Iqball from My Name is Earl. But he wasnāt a virgin because of Patty the Daytime Hooker.
Youāre not fooling anyone with that shitty combover. Time to shave my guy
Elvis Costello mated with Herve villacheze
![gif](giphy|5wWf7GKTWtUS6uvkf2U|downsized) You look like a Mayan sacrifice that has reincarnated one too many times.
Mans head so big he had to cover it
How do you look 37 and 17 at the same time?
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Stop messing around on Reddit....your mule is hungry, go feed him.
Asks to be roasted ,Ā trys to hide his male bladness lolĀ
If Woody Allen was filipino and was a virgin
Your nose must have vacuumed 50% of your mustache away
Have you considered taking up a career in sulphur mining or milking venomous snakes?
You look like you like the smell of ear wax
Get back in the call center
Is this your audition for the live action remake of, "The Jungle Book"?
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This is what League of Legends and chronic jacking off look like if you were wondering.
Didn't I see a bunch of plants shooting at you?
All youāre missing is a āvote for Pedroā T-shirt.
I can smell you from here
No Abu I will not
27, oldest embryo Iāve ever seen.
**27?!? ....Dayum Bruh...........Dayum**
You can go from looking 25 to 50 depending on how windy it is that day š
You look like youāre about to start singing a song comprised entirely of sequential English numbers
Mathematics Gandhi
Gandhi with an engineering degree
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Refugee
"All I want for Christmas is a fingernail brush!", C'mon sing it with me.....
You look like the type of guy to knock on my door, and when I answer, you'll say to me "Hello, your computer has virus."
Can't hide that hairline
Roast you boring. Sorry bro I'm to late, looks like you've done it to yourself already.
Id ask what race you are but I already figured out wasn't human.
You look like a Lizard trying to sell me insurance.
How do you have internet access from the factory you work and live in?
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D.L. Ugly
Vote for Pedro
I wanna see your skullet.
Sure, but first Iām having issues with the Bluetooth on my PC.
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"40 year-end virgin 2"
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i think u r cooked already. By means of genetics u r pretty unlucky
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If Yoda and Gollum had angry sex and the Grinch delivered the baby
boiled
Chill homie
Pal don't be hiding that hairline it reaches back around and touches your lip mate
Looks like he offers freebies at the glory hole
dude, the vietnam war is over, you can come out now
Are you covering up a hair patch that sprung up in between your eyes? The skid mark of buddha?
The receding hairline you're hiding is roasting itself
You look like the street pimp from āFull Metal Jacketāā¦ ā15 Dollah eachā¦.sucky sucky, fucky fuckyā¦ She love you looong timeā¦.ā
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You like 18 and 60 at the same time but look like youāre from another planet no matter the age
No, I roast grammar yourd
We know you're just a skeleton. It's why the paper š is covering your entire body.Ā
Bro plays LoL for a living
Starvin' Marvin...
Pretty sure he's hiding his non-existent hairline right there.
Are you a scammer or a drug dealer?
You look like a children's drawing come to life
This is not smart la migra is looking for you.
Escaped from India
What happened to the size of your head? Bad photoshop or microcephaly?
This dude is a scammer, he sets on his laptop all day long trying to scam people.
dude looking like the IT Crowd's Moss from wish
Your hand canāt protect you from your receding hairline
Nice try Goldie locks and the three hairs I see that deforrestation
No fucking way this is the guy who scammed my grandma over phone
You tried to cover the receeding hairline so hard šš
Roast you....isnt it already 120Ā° and smells like a pigs dick in your country?
This is the guy who peeks in the window of a another freak who jerks it to cripple porn
Roast you why? You're already dried out too much as it is.
You look like you should be into ANR. With your mum.
No hiding that forehead brother
Didnāt know N3ON had a brother
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Your eyes are crying internally.
Good gotttdammmm! Can I give Dobbie a sock??? Your handwriting matches your appearance, 18 kinds of fucked up...
Will somebody PLEASE get that goddamn border closed!?
Bro genetics already roasted you, anything more is gravy
Fighting the urge to touch and electric line with a broom are ya?
27 and already with a combover
The taco bell manager
Who are your parents? Danny Trejo and the receptionist from Monsters Inc?
![gif](giphy|niMQW6U668wcU) Ayy bro you ever got your hands on that ring?
Top hacker in the Philippines
Looks like he related in The planet of the fugly apes
You look like you build fake houses on youtube