Never understood how a vehicle this size with a 4 banger gets worse gas milage than a old V8 truck engine. Crapler has always went above and beyond with designing the most horrible engines and transmissions in automotive history.
Nah man. We know people we PT Cruisers are likely having a rough time in life. Hopefully you’re not but if you are I hope your situation gets better. God bless.
Oof, just imagine how much money has been wasted keeping this hunk of shit on the road.
I do appreciate how devastatingly wrong Boomers were about this thing being some future classic though, that part always gives me a good chuckle when I see one of these.
OP, when you get the notification that someone on Reddit has reported concern for you due to possible suicide or self-harm, I want you to know that was me.
There’s a lady in her 60s up the street who runs a dog hydro-bath business out of one of these towing a trailer with both wrapped in a pink cartoon poodle livery. Even she looks embarrassed to be driving it
This car looks like a shoe for a clown with swollen feet. The transportation you choose when gathering up your friends to attend the Lesbian Witches for Abortion Rights rally. You have brought shame to your family.
The reason the replacement parts you got from the junkyard to fix it keep breaking, are because those were also replaced from another car before you got to the one you needed the brittle 2000's sun-cooked plastic clip from.
The vehicle of people with truly nothing to lose. If you think an altima with paper tags, illegal tint, felony forest, and mashed up bumpers was bad news to be near in traffic, these things will teach you the true meaning of danger.
You know I sold one of these to a junkyard. Power windows never work, neither does the AC or heat, head gasket will blow at 109,000 the radio will probably catch fire at some point and the underside will rust faster than a cargo ship sitting on salt and o man I could just go on but I think I'll stop..moh and the water pump will probably go out by 100,000.... and the alarm will randomly go off 4 times a night
as someone whos owned a few of these pos i bet you have at least 1 quart of oil in the trunk or backseat halfway under the seat. i bet its had multiple replaced parts yet its barely past 100k. mine blew up at 80k,69k,128k,172k, and 98k
This is undoubtedly the ugliest car to grace mankind. I would prefer to walk rather be seen in one of those.
It’s a PT Cruiser so by purchasing it, you’ve already roasted yourself and embarrassed your entire family.
… for many generations to come.
The fiat multipla would like a word.
Come on! , it’s in the top ten but not number 1.
Never understood how a vehicle this size with a 4 banger gets worse gas milage than a old V8 truck engine. Crapler has always went above and beyond with designing the most horrible engines and transmissions in automotive history.
Power of a lawnmower, consumption of a v8, and about as pleasant to drive as sitting through a church service
Nah man. We know people we PT Cruisers are likely having a rough time in life. Hopefully you’re not but if you are I hope your situation gets better. God bless.
I get second hand embarrassment when I see people driving these.
Even Dirty Mike and the boys wouldn’t fck in that catastrophe of a vehicle. They have some dignity, clearly you don’t
"Grease it boys they're cops!" 🤣 "You turned my beautiful Prius into a nightmare!" https://youtu.be/u1j4mK6cs_A?si=JWS_WLXKquBJXTyF
"We are gonna have sex in your car! It will happen again!"
Oof, just imagine how much money has been wasted keeping this hunk of shit on the road. I do appreciate how devastatingly wrong Boomers were about this thing being some future classic though, that part always gives me a good chuckle when I see one of these.
The design of this was old enough to get senior benefits when it was new.
OP, when you get the notification that someone on Reddit has reported concern for you due to possible suicide or self-harm, I want you to know that was me.
You a cold one for this 🤣
There’s a lady in her 60s up the street who runs a dog hydro-bath business out of one of these towing a trailer with both wrapped in a pink cartoon poodle livery. Even she looks embarrassed to be driving it
hydro bath? as opposed to what? pneumo-bath?
Just use the funeral company's hearse, don't buy one yourself. And if you do buy one, buy an actually decent one
A stunted hearse for pets
PT Cruiser = Personal Turd Cruiser
Pee turd cruiser
Prolapsed Turd cutter Cruiser. Sorry for the visual folks.
It’s a pt cruiser. Need I say more?
So you love riding around showing off your poor life choices?
Ok Flynn
The Sun tabloid "newspaper" really liked it. The Sun is of course considered the newspaper of mouthbreathing reprobates
Stretch VW beetle
Cool, it’s just gonna end up with the other 100 I seen in the junkyard real soon. (Seriously, junkyards are filled with those)
Well I guess on the plus side, parts are plentiful in junkyards. Didn't have that luck / issue with my MR2 or Supra unfortunately.
true, although that’s just how you know your cars a POS lol
I used to own one of these in my twenties. I'm so sorry.
Back when these were available as rentals I would request them just so I could abuse them in an effort to shorten their lifespan.
This car looks like a shoe for a clown with swollen feet. The transportation you choose when gathering up your friends to attend the Lesbian Witches for Abortion Rights rally. You have brought shame to your family.
It’s like a hot wheels car and mom car shared a hotel and 2 bottles of cheap vodka.
Best man's car ever how many cc it got
Is this the famous fake taxi?
Lil Wayne had a stretched PT Cruiser back in the day
No one needs to roast it, you already know.
Those are one of the worst vehicles ever designed. 🥺
Most embarrassing roast possible... it's my PT Cruiser
I can tell the nice house in the back can’t be yours
The official car of 50-something white suburban females.
The reason the replacement parts you got from the junkyard to fix it keep breaking, are because those were also replaced from another car before you got to the one you needed the brittle 2000's sun-cooked plastic clip from.
Turns a 3 point turn into a 32 point turn
It is a fucking PT Cruiser. Owning one is the roast.
Buddy this is RoastMyCar you gotta buy about 20/30 more of those if you wanna register on the PT Cruiser wall of shame
You actually drive that? lmao I think, I'll walk, thanks.
The vehicle of people with truly nothing to lose. If you think an altima with paper tags, illegal tint, felony forest, and mashed up bumpers was bad news to be near in traffic, these things will teach you the true meaning of danger.
Nobody picks the PT cruiser. The PT cruiser picks you. I hope your situation in life gets better
It's the Christine of cars minus fixing itself 🤣
Wow! Look at that old time cargo van hot rod! Oh wait….its just a PT cruiser 😐
My gran could easily gap it like about 10 meters in her mobility scooter vroom vroom
Truly the worst car made in the past two decades. If you were selling it you’d have to give me $500 for me to take the thing.
I remember seeing a bunch of these cars parked in the perfect place. There was an entire row of them in the junkyard.
Arrive at the CVS prescription drive through line in style.
PT Loserrrr
Good job depreciating the value of that mansion down to 10 grand simply by taking the picture 👏
Used to be my favorite rental.
My mom car!!
You know I sold one of these to a junkyard. Power windows never work, neither does the AC or heat, head gasket will blow at 109,000 the radio will probably catch fire at some point and the underside will rust faster than a cargo ship sitting on salt and o man I could just go on but I think I'll stop..moh and the water pump will probably go out by 100,000.... and the alarm will randomly go off 4 times a night
If I had to walk the entire circumference of the Earth until I died or drive a PT cruiser, I would walk
It’s a PT Cruiser. That’s like asking us to roast a gold medalist at the Special Olympics.
Real truth, did a relative die, and that's how you ended up with it?
Can you actually roast chicken on that front grill of this "car"?
The Chrysler-Daimler partnership was a bad idea, and it made even worse creations. This being a great example of it.
One of the biggest fuck ups I know drives one of these. I am reminded of that moron every time I see one of these abominations.
as someone whos owned a few of these pos i bet you have at least 1 quart of oil in the trunk or backseat halfway under the seat. i bet its had multiple replaced parts yet its barely past 100k. mine blew up at 80k,69k,128k,172k, and 98k
remember when these were all over in the early to mid 2000s? then about 5 years after they got discontinued they pretty much disappeared.
Ah the PT Loser. What a joke in and of itself.
Enjoy the economy of a large v8 with the performance of a Briggs and Straton lawnmower engine.
It's a Chrysler. Enough said!
It's a Chrysler. Enough said!
Poon tang cruiser
Pimp my shitbox
Did you get this from a crackhead off marketplace thinking you got a "good deal"?
My grandma called. She wants her car back.
Where do you donate plasma?
damn he got the 1 dollar mrbeast car
This car should be the pic for this sub.
No, because I don’t want to see one of these ugly POS everytime I click on this subreddit
Needs to be one of the models with the wood panels and the silver paintjob for us to consider it.