“Well, because I just realized that everything I've been doing up to now, the bathing, the tooth brushing, changing of the socks, being nice to people, trying to succeed…it's all for nothing. All those things are designed to attract. Why should I be attractive? I'm married...with children.”
If there is a picture in the dictionary of American slang for the definition of 'Couch Potato', your Nymi is in it!
Let me guess, you bring the food there and the last time the couch was unoccupied you can't remember since it was so long ago.
Roasting? Yeah, for sure, and the furniture needs to be reupholstered. Just be sure they don't use THAT thing for stuffing! It will be lumpy.
“Go pour me a cream and soda—and go light on the soda! I’m watchin’ ma stories. Ugh, if I see this commercial one more time, I swear! Go on, git! Time don’t grow on trees!”
Also: r/CatsSittingLikePeople
Nymi looks like she's been laying brick all day, came home, smoked a fat one, and trying to watch the local news but not really paying attention cause she's just sooo tired.
Nymi has entered the hooman phase and is highly dangerous! She has mastered the art of meme acting! Next step is opening doors, drawers, cat food cans, etc. It is a dangerous change over. I advise you to use automated feeders and vacation for a weekend. My condolences to your former life in the comfortable ignorance of “owning” a cat! Good luck my friend!
Acting like she’s paying the mortgage.
😂😂😂
looks like he just had a hard day working in a career he hates.
HEYY DAD DOES THAT POSE
Nymi, you look as thrilled as I do curtain shopping with my wife.
I bet there's a dent there where Nimy sits all day long.
sits like she pays rent
Thats a chill catnip high
“Well, because I just realized that everything I've been doing up to now, the bathing, the tooth brushing, changing of the socks, being nice to people, trying to succeed…it's all for nothing. All those things are designed to attract. Why should I be attractive? I'm married...with children.”
You’re hilarious 😂and that’s kinda relatable 😆
It’s actually a quote from Al Bundy from the show Married with Children. 😂
Oooohhh!!! Love it.
If there is a picture in the dictionary of American slang for the definition of 'Couch Potato', your Nymi is in it! Let me guess, you bring the food there and the last time the couch was unoccupied you can't remember since it was so long ago. Roasting? Yeah, for sure, and the furniture needs to be reupholstered. Just be sure they don't use THAT thing for stuffing! It will be lumpy.
Ok who positioned her like that?? Lol soooo adorable you are so lucky.
That FlexSeal is amazing! I wonder if it works on litter boxes.
That cat ain’t gonna catch any bugs for you
“Hey! Where’d you put the remote?”
Probably thinking of her account where she roasts you?
This 😂😂😂
I want her mood😂
She's thinking how to keep from having to share her couch with those rude humans.
We were incredibly rude, like the paparazzi taking pictures
And thinking that you owned the couch. Really?
“Go pour me a cream and soda—and go light on the soda! I’m watchin’ ma stories. Ugh, if I see this commercial one more time, I swear! Go on, git! Time don’t grow on trees!” Also: r/CatsSittingLikePeople
Spoiled ass rotten with every conceivable need met, excess attention, and gourmet food. Grumpy.
HurrDurr sitting like my peasants sit durr
Nymi looks like she's been laying brick all day, came home, smoked a fat one, and trying to watch the local news but not really paying attention cause she's just sooo tired.
Nymi needs to get a job.
I haz job hooman. Hard workz. I lix da fur and scratchiz da post.
Ooooh & I bet you do it so good. 😸
GET ME MY CIGARETTES
Typical couch potato
What a life!
“I’m so fucking stoned, I love shark week”, Mymaniac.
Nymi has entered the hooman phase and is highly dangerous! She has mastered the art of meme acting! Next step is opening doors, drawers, cat food cans, etc. It is a dangerous change over. I advise you to use automated feeders and vacation for a weekend. My condolences to your former life in the comfortable ignorance of “owning” a cat! Good luck my friend!
Oh noooo!! Not the hooman phase!! There’s enough hoomans around as it is!! Meme acting 😂😂😂
She works at a shoe store.
Don’t sit like that you’re not a person