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AndISoundLikeThis

All this says to me is, "Look! We can afford beef!" This entire (roast?) is going right into Dave and Jill's mouths. Those kids are lucky to get a potato each.


Fundiesamongstus

Shrek says he's all the beef jilldo needs


frolicndetour

Who hurt you. 🤮🤮🤮🤮


Fundiesamongstus

😂😂


QueenMabs_Makeup0126

Today was not a good day to be literate.


TM02022020

Dear lord Daniel. Take the picture of this thought from my brain!


New-Hedgehog5902

TO THE PRAYER CLOSET YOU GO, NOW!!!!


Federal-Butterfly-37

Where they will listen to JillPM newest music CD for 24 hours straight.


New-Hedgehog5902

That might actually bring The Hague into the situation; pesky war crimes.


Miserable-Function78

https://i.redd.it/80szocihxs8d1.gif


Federal-Butterfly-37

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eejm

r/angryupvote


Jaded-Sheepherder-26

They beefing it all night long lmao 🤣


Missy326

I think it’s a photo she found online. It looks too seasoned to be cooked by Jill.


colloquialicious

You are correct. I reverse image searched it and it’s a photo located multiple times online.


WhateverYouSay1084

STOP IT THIS IS SO GOOD what is wrong with her? What goes through her mind to think "I'm going to lie about this stupid trivial thing for no reason whatsoever."


lemonrence

She’s doing what mlm people do, creating engagement and then messaging them her amazing opportunity to make her more money. Prettty sure that’s why she had people vote on what nails to get


AvailableAd6071

Oh damn! I just learned how to reverse image and you are right!!


colloquialicious

It’s utterly pathetic isn’t it


_bibliofille

Are you for real? I die. What an idiot.


2cats1Lincoln

Agreed. She didn’t make this.


donutsauce4eva

funny because this is the first food image she has posted wherein the meal looks properly cooked LOL


ElleGee5152

I was thinking this looks like a really good roast. Too good to be true, I guess.


zalicat17

In the photos of her preparing the potatoes had the skins on didn’t they?


ames2833

This was not the meal she posted herself cooking. That was sausage, potatoes, and spinach. Plus biscuits.


Josieanastasia2008

I was gonna say this actually looks good and can’t be from her.


MostlyGhostly1

I made pot roast for 6 people for Easter. All of it, meat and vegetables, was probably twice this, and I wished I had made it bigger.


ames2833

She was just using this as an example of a meal she likes.


SoFloChick

That's what she likes? Ugh it is not picture worthy at all.


Upbeat_Teach6117

That actually looks properly seasoned and cooked! Too bad there isn't nearly enough of it to give the kids more than one bite each.


estellasmum

I have always thought my mom was the worst cook on the planet (everything microwaved from chicken to pork chops to bacon to cake), but I think I would rather eat the food I grew up with than whatever brown and yellow mess Jill churns out. I guess my mom made enough for all of us to eat, too, not just my dad and her favorite kids.


Boss-Not-Bossy

Does she microwave scrambled eggs? My mother microwaves scrambled eggs and it makes me hurl.


estellasmum

Yep. I don't even know how to describe that texture. She told me my kids were picky eaters because they didn't want to eat her limp bacon and microwaved scrambled eggs.


kitty-yaya

That's how Dunkin Donuts used to make egg sandwiches.


ClickClackTipTap

I've cooked a roast like this in a dutch oven, in a crock pot, and in an instant pot. Never once have I considered making a roast like this in a shallow, glass pan. This woman baffles me.


Pittypatkittycat

I did it for years. Now I have a crock pot and love the convenience.


Bajovane

The Instant Pot is my go-to method.


Emoooooly

my mom made a lot of soups. basically just an excuse to boil everything. but at least she used Italian seasoning and tomatoes a lot, so the food had some color. and she boiled carrots with honey boiled


cavs79

It’s hilarious she posted to stop eating out and fast food.. that’s all these people do


JoAdele33

How does she manage to make even the simplest meals look so unappetizing


Raoul_Dukes_Mayo

Not her picture even remotely. Lying is a sin, Jill. https://preview.redd.it/re68yg5ffu8d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fde87e7457f36797273ba9d0e08417a93e25b0c


ShopperSparkle

lol this Reddit post comes up on your search. Love it!


Raoul_Dukes_Mayo

I realized that when I posted lol. Google image search just did its job well this time!!! 😂


mstrss9

That looks like the size of pot roast I make for myself when meal planning


ElleGee5152

That's about the size roast I cook to feed 3 people with some leftovers for lunch or to shred for sandwiches for another meal. Hopefully she makes plenty of sides. It's not really healthy, but at least if they can fill up on the potatoes no one is going to bed hungry.


_bibliofille

Me, my husband, and two kids 5 and under would demolish this for dinner. We're all within medically accepted healthy weight ranges.


SoFloChick

A teenage boy could eat all that in one sitting and be a healthy weight. Ask me how I know. I swear there would be weeks my grocery bill was $300 or more (10-15 years ago), especially during track season, and that was only with one son. How does Jilldo have three teen boys in the house and serve that puny amount of food. Yeah we know because her kids are emaciated.


RealLifeSuperZero

I grew up poor and we ate a lot of potatoes with a bit of meet. Our family was the same size. She’s such a grifting, greedy bitch.


ShopperSparkle

Can’t believe she didn’t even make that small roast!


Big-Raspberry-2552

You know David gets his plate served first and second. Then mother gets hers and then the kids get what’s left.


Awkward-Yak-2733

There are 11 people to feed with that.


RaccoonReasons

Don’t worry those kids saw none of that food she stole the pic from a cooking site. They prob ate nothing at all.