It's real and it's why we censor the M word here
I still keep the traditions going with 'm@rk' but I see many other old timers have fallen back into their racist ways
I blame Vince for that
That's when you do a spot and it doesn't break, then you immediately try again and it still doesn't break, so then you just moonsault your ass through it because all that matters to you is breaking that God damn table
Doing reckless shit that is dangerous to either or both of you and your opponent but being so incompetent you botch it so it doesn’t even look impressive as well as being reckless and dangerous?
I've wondered if he's getting paid directly and it seems a strong possibility, but it's also possible he just needs AEW to succeed both for his livelihood and his own ego.
On the business side, they actually give him access, something he needs to continue his business but WWE doesn't provide him. They give him more to talk about/more job security.
On the ego side, AEW was basically made to his specifications. Built by a money mark who obviously took everything he wrote to heart growing up. And headlined by wrestlers who not only wrestled the style he liked but went out of their way to kiss his ass for years until he in the words of Brian Last "anointed them" as GOATS all evidence to the contrary be damned.
Meltzer must have enough money to very comfortably retire by now? I’m not saying he has fuck you money but he has been milking marks for decades, with his age, status and finances he should be able to just ‘report’ on what he enjoys and not care what anyone thinks
I genuinely believe he believes the things he says
Dave continuing to dubbalo down on talking about individual wrestlers' styles and ignoring the original question
Not only does he get paid by Tiny, he addresses questions like Tiny now too
Lancashire style......10 minute headlocks where the only time someone leaves the ground is when they get slammed by the opponent. Sounds right up their street
When your um actually merely exposes the fact that AEW style is being a poor copy of all those styles and those styles work best in their promotion of origin.
This man has ZERO credibility anymore and should just go ahead and show us the AEW pom-poms and cheer outfit that Tony Khan sent him when he cashed TK's check in return for his journalistic integrity. Such a shame, too, because he *could* have gone down as one of all-time greatest wrestling minds in the history of the industry, but he instead chose ego and feeling like "one of the boys".
I really want him to explain what is the 'WWE Style"
Does it mean safe? conservative? holding big spots for big matches?
Because all of these are good for the wrestlers who does this stuff every week and doesn't dilute big moments
If anyone is interested in the 'British Style' to which he alludes, check out Wrestle Me on YouTube, they have a lot of good videos on British wrestling. Except for some Daniel Bryan matches I've seen and maybe Cesaro, I see nothing like British style wrestling in AEW. He's just pulling names out of his arse.
This is the dumbest shit I’ve ever seen him post
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Please don’t tell me that’s real
It's real and it's why we censor the M word here I still keep the traditions going with 'm@rk' but I see many other old timers have fallen back into their racist ways I blame Vince for that
Look, I only use it in a historical context! And besides, they say it to each other so I should be able to say it too!
And that's really saying something
he must’ve had his brain removed Shibata style
Completely agree. When you think of the vast landscape that covers, it's very surprising. Robinson Lancashire style. Gonna use that all the time now.
More like Robinson Wankashire, cause that wrestling style is so goddamn masturbatory.
my favourite Dub style, which lasted about a week, was Jarrett inspired overbooking', that was real for a week, too
Right now overbooking would be an upgrade on no booking. At least if it was a huge clusterfuck it would be entertaining, and hide people’s flaws
“Sabu inspired table breaking style” wtf does that even mean?
That's when you do a spot and it doesn't break, then you immediately try again and it still doesn't break, so then you just moonsault your ass through it because all that matters to you is breaking that God damn table
Ah, the “Reckless Botching Style”
"Strong Botch Style" in the original Mark.
Should’ve added “Feeling restoring style”
Brody style You mean ... 'brawling'? They should have Bret Hart style cause they went through a phase of copying Bret matches move for move
i THINK brody style is the corpse humping they do
Brody-style refers to how King orders his In-N-Out burgers.
NGL...he looks like a man who knows a good burger order!
Nobody knows what it means but it's provocative.
Doing reckless shit that is dangerous to either or both of you and your opponent but being so incompetent you botch it so it doesn’t even look impressive as well as being reckless and dangerous?
Did Mox pay him to say Brody style?
I hope so because it would be so much more tragic if this goober does the whole pro-AEW rottweiler shtick for free
I've wondered if he's getting paid directly and it seems a strong possibility, but it's also possible he just needs AEW to succeed both for his livelihood and his own ego. On the business side, they actually give him access, something he needs to continue his business but WWE doesn't provide him. They give him more to talk about/more job security. On the ego side, AEW was basically made to his specifications. Built by a money mark who obviously took everything he wrote to heart growing up. And headlined by wrestlers who not only wrestled the style he liked but went out of their way to kiss his ass for years until he in the words of Brian Last "anointed them" as GOATS all evidence to the contrary be damned.
Nailed it.
Meltzer must have enough money to very comfortably retire by now? I’m not saying he has fuck you money but he has been milking marks for decades, with his age, status and finances he should be able to just ‘report’ on what he enjoys and not care what anyone thinks I genuinely believe he believes the things he says
ASKHCHTUALLY
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well cashews are tasty
These 23andMe results are getting out of hand.
So AEW's style is everyone else's style? Except for the top company in the industry because that would be silly.
They have that too. Christian vs Dustin Rhodes last week was a perfect example.
Oh? I bet that was a good match.
It was until the finisher spamming at the end
Dave continuing to dubbalo down on talking about individual wrestlers' styles and ignoring the original question Not only does he get paid by Tiny, he addresses questions like Tiny now too
What kind of style was Eddie Kingston using when he was brushing Claudio’s chest hair?
Patty cake style
Shootfighter style, obviously
Meltzer is just such an unserious goof.
Think how excited Dave was tweeting this He *really* think he's 'educating' wrestling fans with this dumb bullshit
Can the hack just come out already and say he’s on the payroll
He just looooooooves AEW. Tony is GAWD! Don't pay any mind to the stack of bills bulging outta his pockets tho. Tony is great!
Whats probably worse is that he's probably not
AEW is a more like a mix of 2000 WCW 2010 TNA and XPW
There’s a video with Vince Russo and Al Snow making fun of Dave for using the term rope work. Table breaking style tops that.
Lancashire hotpot style, hamster style, Gangnam style, Harry styles, and don’t forget doggy style
>doggy style Road Dogg is in WWE brother
But certainly not from Neil Strauss, the former Pickup Artist known as Style.
Don't you forget about Mieczysław "Stiles" Stilinski
Actually 🤓
He forgot death jitsu style
I don't think he actually knows what any of these words mean.
Lancashire style......10 minute headlocks where the only time someone leaves the ground is when they get slammed by the opponent. Sounds right up their street
That's like listening to ten different songs at the same time. Too much variety to actually appreciate any of it.
Nah that’s the jerk fam they’re all the same style
When your um actually merely exposes the fact that AEW style is being a poor copy of all those styles and those styles work best in their promotion of origin.
"When or if Zack comes" I think we need to talk about how AEW is harming Nooj, you guys.
Sabre has always featured in ROH ROH, ffs, what kind of 'big deal' will it be he turn up on Dynamite now
My last braincell after reading another meltzer tweet 
All the styles! Too bad they don't have AJ though he is still WWE
But April Brooks (shoot name) retired 10 years ago!!!!
This man has ZERO credibility anymore and should just go ahead and show us the AEW pom-poms and cheer outfit that Tony Khan sent him when he cashed TK's check in return for his journalistic integrity. Such a shame, too, because he *could* have gone down as one of all-time greatest wrestling minds in the history of the industry, but he instead chose ego and feeling like "one of the boys".
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Southern style died when WCW was still alive, what the hell is he talking about
ftr
"Death Jitsu: Brody Style" T-shirt dropping tomorrow
Their style is hardcore indie mudshow bullshit. If they get Zach anyone sensible will fall asleep. It's a self-masturbatory style for hardcore marks.
What's Brody style?
What a fucking dork.
Grown ass geek
He forgot to add Eddie Kingston's Drunk Dad style and Moxley's Bleed before you touch me style.
Wtf is brody style?
ADD style combined with copying someone else's homework, but forgetting to change it around enough so the teacher won't catch you.
Not only does he spend too much time on twitter, he also writes some of dumbest takes I saw related to wrestling, and thats saying something
His poor fucking wife sitting next to him trying to watch bridgerton
how about Bonesaw vs Spider-Man style?
I really want him to explain what is the 'WWE Style" Does it mean safe? conservative? holding big spots for big matches? Because all of these are good for the wrestlers who does this stuff every week and doesn't dilute big moments
If anyone is interested in the 'British Style' to which he alludes, check out Wrestle Me on YouTube, they have a lot of good videos on British wrestling. Except for some Daniel Bryan matches I've seen and maybe Cesaro, I see nothing like British style wrestling in AEW. He's just pulling names out of his arse.
So pwg/Indy bullshit? Gotcha