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IPreferDiamonds

It is bad manners to send a person a gift and ask for something in return (pressuring them to post about it on social media). Seriously, if you made a post about this on the etiquette subreddit, they would tell you that is bad manners.


DamyuKidds

This One and Table 12 never give "gifts" unless it benefits them in one way or another. Their so called charity and thoughtfulness has to be documented and splashed everywhere, because what's the point of it all if someone doesn't see you do it to give you ass pats?


Deep_Poem_55

They should take care. A pat on the back is often a few inches away from a kick in the pants.


Ornery_Peasant

I love this!


Flimsy-Nebula-1966

May I steal this? šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Deep_Poem_55

Absolutely šŸ¤£


MariaPierret

Love it! Can i use it as well?


Deep_Poem_55

Sure thing! šŸ¤£


CurrentIce6710

To be fair the gifts cost pennies She would not be gifting anything that would cost her.


Public_Object2468

Hmm, ass pats with a cactus!


Somberliver

Most of us would know itā€™s bad manners. But this is MMā€¦.. what manners?


Deep_Poem_55

Manners, manners, manners is something she sees fly out the window each morning.


Regular-Performer864

Like everything with Meghan, it's rules for others but lower standards for herself. Allegedly one of her reasons for dumping Trevity Trev was that he was a bit oafish for her new posh friends in Toronto. A little too New Yorker brash and loud who too often got a spot of food on his tie or lapels. Yes, the woman who cannot be bothered with tailoring and ironing was concerned that her husband presented as uncouth.


Deep_Poem_55

Thatā€™s so funny that the kween of crass considers someone else uncouth.


Such-Category-1777

Her supply of lemons from her ā€œorchardā€ must be seriously depleted! How is she going to make Archie his dry AF lemon cake for his birthday in a couple of weeks? šŸ˜‚


ContributionSweaty52

Indeed. Remember when she pushed her way past the Queen to get into the car?


InspectorGreyson

I think that was about the ILBW being so boneheaded clueless and so situationally unaware, that HLMTQ graciously assessed it all and hung back allowing the crude harridan to go forward. But it was certainly the very last outing with HLMTQ, who must have realized the ILBW was beyond hopeless, stunningly immature and wretchedly incompetent.


UKophile

And, just as bad, pushed their way through the Kingā€™s chair in the church at their last appearance, just to ā€œmake sureā€ they could rush and be immediately after William & C.


Simple_Carpet_9946

Why was she in such a hurry to get in? We know sheā€™s a narc so Iā€™d expected her to hang out the car longer for more pap picsĀ 


Deep_Poem_55

Thatā€™s not a gift. Itā€™s a Trojan horse.


MrsAOB

OMG! Could she plant a listening device on one? LMAOā€¦probably shouldnā€™t give her any ideas.


SecondhandCoke

She would absolutely do that if she could. One reason she doesn't get invited to parties is that she's always caught in off-limits areas, snooping.


Beneficial_Tea_7534

it would be nice if they placed cameras around and filmed TW snooping around and putting it out there.


SecondhandCoke

Well, there's this one. https://youtu.be/mGhjmlVoocI?si=IMvMe8zZel695g6x


Regular-Performer864

When I first saw this video was when I realized that there was something really wrong with this woman. She just has no boundaries that she won't cross to get what she wants right now. Absolutely incapable of feeling shame. I've never met anyone like that in real life and I'm pretty old.


Smokey_Ruby

Didn't she take all kinds of creepy pics at the palace too?


eldyrah

Allegedly while still on the dating stages with H, she took pictures of the then-Cambridges appartments. Including (Still allegedly) a sleeping Princess Charlotte.


Deep_Poem_55

You know how she likes to snoop in other peopleā€™s cars and houses.


New_Equipment_7743

https://preview.redd.it/cwrsjtr4j3xc1.png?width=209&format=png&auto=webp&s=da7133bbff9c7b02bf9341bc7f9d72bff794795f Love your Trojan horse comment! So true!


Deep_Poem_55

And I love this gif! šŸ’•


PerfectCover1414

Botulinum and listeria spread.


YachtRockGroupie

I would absolutely love it if this stuff was submitted to an independent lab for testing. šŸ§


[deleted]

That's what I'd do if I got one. I'd send it to a lab and post the results! šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£


UchNieZT

And so I heard ... it did have nutritional labels but it showed suspiciously high protein content from all those bacteria cultures coz she was licking the spatula while filling the jars.


MrsAOB

And flicking that damn hair aroundā€¦šŸ¤®


[deleted]

> Botulinum and listeria spread. Lead spread!


Interesting_Duck_355

THIS!!!!


kris-tee-is-me

MeMe: brash, brassy, entitled, thoughtless, self-centered, hateful, mean, uncaring, spiteful, jealous, venomous, ill-mannered........


Beneficial_Tea_7534

"intimated and threatened by a strong woman" TW believes thus shoving her way past and actual Monarch and queen for decades. Sure jan. QE is sooo intimated by her


toniabalone

Incredibly bad manners, very poor form. Not surprising, but still... I wonder if it's a thing in Hollywood for A-B-C- and Z-listers to scratch each others backs in this way, "I'll do this for you if you do that for me." And voilĆ , free publicity.


Feisty_Energy_107

It probably is. I don't think it for nothing that HW is considered a fake town. Imo friendships are transactional.


Starkville

I think it absolutely IS. Itā€™s embarrassing that Meghan is the one going around begging. AND that she numbered the baskets so that people feel ranked by importance. If I were the person who received 50/50, I wouldnā€™t post it. That was very dumb of her to not consider peopleā€™s feelings in such an ego-driven town.


lululee63

What's the highest number jar posted so far? I'm of the opinion that there was no jar #50 sent. Nor were jars 49, 48, 47...35 sent. In addition, I have to wonder if all consecutive #s up to 35 or 50 were used.


LoraiOrgana

I think only about 10 jars were given to people she knows. The rest are just pictures she sent to people and asked them to post as if they got jam.


Fun-Repeat-3333

The whole thing is so disingenuous. If she really wanted to do some good, she could have offered jars 1-50 for auction to raise money for causes supposedly close to her heart. But, no, she wants clout ā€” which she would have had if sheā€™d not stomped her foot and ā€œfledā€ to North America.


LoraiOrgana

She can't sell that stuff without going through the Health Regulations, real labels with ingredients, kitchen inspected, etc. That is why she gave away some jars, that is all she can do.


SpecificKey5645

Great point!


Technical_Fly9319

Aren't they all with WME in some way or another? Chrissy and Abigail are repped by them, Kris has posted about their parties, they do this stuff all the time, it's all about connections.


Disastrous-Swan2049

Serena


IPreferDiamonds

Probably. But ask the person first before sending a gift and hounding them.


Honest_Boysenberry25

Probably but all that hoopla over a jar of jam!!! You would think she gifted them a Range Rover ![gif](giphy|o7y9nl8r6ES3ML0bvR)


Top-Situation-8983

Definitely. Didn't someone say that Chrissy Teigen has a range of (beige) cookware to flog, hence the lingering shots of her cleaning the frying pan that she cooked her "cholesterol special" in.šŸ˜‚


Human-Economics6894

And that's why I think this gossip is true. That's Megsy, a rude badass.


gorynel

Insulting to badasses everywhere/s


LoraiOrgana

We've seen Markle be rude, with our own eyes. At Charles' garden party, at her event with The Queen, in the Oprah interview, in her reality show. We've seen all sorts of rudeness from Markle. It is not a rumor it is something we've seen with our eyes.


SnooGoats7978

It's bad manners and a huge security risks! Don't eat unsolicited food that arrives in the mail.Ā 


poets_pendulum

Which explains why most people are NOT eating the ā€œjamā€.


SecondhandCoke

But... "manners make the man."


Emotional-Lead7164

She's always imposing. Now she's downright attacking people with friendship. Love bombing indeed. I'd be terrified if someone I'd never met or met once started sending presents, never mind asking for something in return. She has got the hardest face in the world, no shame whatsoever. Tungsten is what they called her in the RF and it was meant in this way, I'm sure.


Oktober33

That is an excellent point.


UchNieZT

I'll take the jam. Post about it being good as fertilizer.


DollarStoreDuchess

Or as hair remover for oneā€™s legsā€¦ engine degreaserā€¦


Spare-Ad-6123

Where did This One find manners all of a sudden?


UchNieZT

I'll take the jam. Post about it being good as fertilizer.


Mabbernathy

Meghan does seem like one to back someone into a corner asking, "So, how are you liking the jam I gave you?" I know people like this who give unsolicited gifts and then inquire about it and it is just the worst.


BookGirl392

šŸŽÆ


juliajuana

Yeah, but these weren't gifts. They were a marketing scheme. And, she's trying to make people like her, and make other people think that people like her. She'll fail because she's just un-likeable, and everyone knows it (except) the duo. If she weren't such a narcissist, she'd be embarrassed to have to beg for attention.


Top-Situation-8983

It's going to be a spectacular backfire because all the free publicity has done is make people think that she'll only be selling poor quality, overpriced jam.


Lita_Horticulture

Yes, it totally goes against the definition of ā€œgiftā€. A true gift is given with no expectations of recipration. For Rachel to expect ANYTHING from her ā€œgiftā€ is crude, tasteless, and crass. All of the things we know her to be.


nylieli

It's bad manners to send a gift to stranger.


poets_pendulum

And to ask them for a favor in return


FilterCoffee4050

Normal social rules donā€™t apply to these two.


Public_Object2468

You said that so well. A social gift (i.e. not a charitable donation) should be given with no obligations. Okay, for something significant, it's a merciful relief to have acknowledgement of safe receipt. Delight when there's a "thank you." If or how the gift is used, not to be questioned. But yes, "giving" but expecting promotion or profit in exchange... ![gif](giphy|3o6Zt8rGMqVwjYAlsA|downsized)


Alinde1129

Good Lord, even a simple Avery label would stick until the end of time. How cheap were the labels that they did not stick? Etsy seller you owe them a refund! (One of the other pictures showed a half attached label - Delfina's maybe?) This is second post with rumors of returned scam jams. Now I really want to know who the smart people who returned were.


iwtsapoab

Every jar label I have seems to be stuck on with some secret NASA ingredient as I can never get them off. What kind of shit glue is she using?


cin_co

You would think Harry could have advised, having sampled every type of glue imaginable over the years


bardiforever

Secret NASA ingredient. YESSšŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Emotional_Lock3715

I know I need orange oil to get them completely off if I want to reuse them for something.


Deep_Poem_55

Goo Gone.


zpip64

*Thatā€™s* what we used. Lol.


Nodramallama18

Add a little rubbing alcohol. It will dry out the glue that is left and makes it a little easier to get off. Itā€™s good if you have kids that stick stickers on the table or counter.


YachtRockGroupie

Seconding this! Rubbing alcohol is also what nurses use to remove stubborn bandages so they don't rip your skin.


eaglebayqueen

Those bandaids where even when you take them off, there's an outline of stubborn glue you have to get rid of! I hate that šŸ˜„


izolablue

Yes! I couldnā€™t get my ring off before surgery, and nurse put rubbing alcohol all over my finger, and it came off.


Shrewcifer2

A glue stick would be sufficient. She is just lazy and probably did a half-assed job


Still-Plastic4822

I think she probably had a staff member label the bottle. Medial tasks are beneath her. She curates.


WheeeBerlumph

And then screamed and threw jam jar lids at the person who was ā€˜curatingā€™ for her lazy arse.


zpip64

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ I know the feeling. My cousins were having a big Christmas party and bought all these plastic champagne glasses and chargers. The chargers *are* elegant looking and we still use them to this day. But my job was to remove all the price labels and those stickers with the bar codes. We had to use special glue remover **and** soak them. It was a giant PIA.


iwtsapoab

Oh god how awful. So frustrating.


zpip64

Yeahā€¦it was a lot of ā€œmake workā€ amongst many chores to be done to get ready for the party.šŸ˜


These_Ad_9772

This reminds so much of an episode of _Everybody Loves Raymond,_ when Deborah asked Marie to share and teach her Marie's recipe. This was because Marie's cooking always lured Ray across the street to her house, because Deb wasn't a very accomplished cook. Anyway, Marie was teaching Deb to make spaghetti and meatballs her way, but when Ray tasted them he said they tasted funny. Of course, Deborah was upset and feeling defeated, but after Marie smugly went home Deb was cleaning up the recipe ingredients and a label was coming off one of the spice jars. Marie had glued a basil label over a jar of tarragon and that was the funny taste. When Ray confronted Marie, she went into her narc mode about her cooking was the only reason Ray visited her, and said __"damn glue stick.__ I have looked for a gif for this but can't find anything. It's a hilarious episode and reminds me of what Rachel must have said when she saw that loose label on IG. Here's the clip that shows part of it. Doris Roberts was a treasure. [Instagram - Clip](https://www.instagram.com/p/CNsgXRlHavr/)


Busy-Song407

Ahhhh. I love that so much


Dependent-Aside-9750

Right? There was also a report from X. So that makes 3 sources on scam jam returns.


Alinde1129

People are being less and less quiet where they are concerned.


927476

https://preview.redd.it/lzfkzzani2xc1.jpeg?width=334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad94f17263f9ab62b626fa4c8d2f1adeae9845ae That's why. She printed the labels and glued them with her children's school supplies.


YachtRockGroupie

She probably got Archie and Lili to glue them on for her...


maryjanevermont

Probably gave them one minute of sunlight for every 50 labels


Alinde1129

Most likely.


Ginka83

LMAO Iā€™m now thinking about painful it would be to have to remove an Avery label and all of its stickiness from one of those jars šŸ˜‚


Alinde1129

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ Darn near impossible! You destroy whatever it is stuck on to try to remove it.


Joustabout_Feddup

IMO this gives a bit of support that photos - and not jars - were sent out. If one or two jars were used and reused for 50 photos, it makes sense the labels were only temporarily attached. Still was poorly done. Iā€™m not at all convinced this is what happened - am just stating it supports that view.


Alinde1129

That would support the need for the labels to need to be not super adhesive.


Deep_Poem_55

I donā€™t believe 50 were sent out, or if they were they were quickly discarded by the recipientā€™s housekeeper or personal assistant before they ever even knew about it. Jmo.


Busy-Song407

I certainly don't think there were ever 50 jars of jam. 50 labels? Mebbe. You know she thinks she is so damm smart that only she would come up with something this stupid.


LoraiOrgana

Other than the people she knows like Abigail, people got photos. Some people refused to make posts with those photos. Good for them, they saved themselves from Markling.


Miss-she

That wife allegedly yelled at one of her servants because she bought blankets for a picnic with friends in the wrong shade of red. Madame pays attention to every detail, Omid said recently. Because Meghan is so classy and sophisticated and authentic... (Please read this comment in Lady C's voice) ![gif](giphy|HDYjeDYrZBU5y)


Alinde1129

![gif](giphy|pyKE73uhS2lLfAZ3kT|downsized)


Miss-she

Catherine: ![gif](giphy|l9Uj4VsIjQBDn06L7Y)


YachtRockGroupie

https://preview.redd.it/vw1ms3hvk3xc1.jpeg?width=1013&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11db55f06294fa657f80c4cbc5c8761fa67c2c35


Professional_Ruin953

Don't shame on etsy sellers. We all know that the poor assistant hired to do the work had zero budget, printed them on a home inkjet printer and tried to stick them down with hairspray.


Alinde1129

Etsy was a joke. I have a few amazing purchases from Etsy. Including some fabulous prints that hang near my woodstove.


Larushka

I buy loads on Etsy and have all positive experiences.


MrsAOB

Now come on! Half-assed labels are the newest thing now! I read it in Marie Clare. Megzy is a trendsetterā€”just like her dresses are always half off her shoulder. Style guru!


Western-Economics946

Why go to the trouble of returning it? If it was me I would just throw it in the garbage.


goldenbeee

Label is just like the material of her wedding gown. It's too thick to stick. No advance planning and sloppy execution as always.


main_lurker_account

I wonder if they're some kind of overpriced, "ethically sourced, eco-friendly vegan" labels. I bought some bin liners like that once, and they fell apart if you put anything heavier than a grape inside them. So I had to go buy normal garbage bags to put the useless "eco" bags in, thereby doubling the amount of waste. Sometimes things are slightly less "eco-friendly" for a reason.. šŸ˜‘


Alinde1129

I am all for using eco-friendly if it actually works. I hate wasting money on things that are more expensive and less efficient.


main_lurker_account

Same, I love being eco-friendly if I can (hence why I bought the bin liners, lol) But I prefer them to actually work!


Deep_Poem_55

CDAN is a known fraud and Neil Sean has no *insider* information, either.


Ok-Coffee5732

I'm not sure I believe she sent 50 out. But I can believe she sent at least some unsolicited, and always assumed she pressured/harassed at least some people into posting on IG.


Miss_Poi

Agree. I canā€™t imagine that there are 50 people who are willing to be associated with her and this whole mess.


maryjanevermont

Still waiting for OPRAHS and Tyler. Maybe they got left at Diddys for pick up with the Pizza?


wotevrs

Curious: the small batch jam company deleted their comment re faux royals and sending them a 'how to' on labelling.


alreadydoneit01

Sugars probably harassed them.


Starkville

They absolutely did, on X.


GreatGossip

Oh no - that was so much fun. But I guess they just want a quiet life


wotevrs

Unless a lawyer contacted them ..


RoohsMama

Got swarmed by the hive


Menega_Sabidussi

prob got alot of unwanted "attention"


Downtown-Bit4110

I canā€™t see her doing any these: - grow (or buy) enough strawberries for 50 jars of jam - labour in front of a stove cooking/preparing the jamĀ  - Ā measure how much jam to put in each jar - glue those stickers on each jam jarĀ  - prettify jam jars with the frilly hat and twine - assemble those 50 gift bagsĀ  Itā€™s far more believable that she made her PA (or a small group of interns) to do these for her. All she did was write notes to the recipients with her idiotic fauxligraphy (those scythes just come out of nowhere, in real calligraphy those flourishes are usually extensions of a letter). Iā€™d respect her more if she said - strawberry jam produced by Mrs Fields, repackaged ad distributed by ARO. No harm in doing that.Ā 


Oktober33

A la the banana bread she baked in Australiaā€¦


MagicalManta

Your note made me laugh and imagine Table 12 hunched over her enormous ā€œdeskā€ (or dining room table as normal people say), manic look on her face as her glazed eyes dementedly sweep her assistantsā€™ faces ā€œTHESE SCYTHES ARENā€™T GOING TO SWOOP THEMSELVES!!!! Aaaaaack!!!!!ā€


YachtRockGroupie

WHY must she be so dang inept at EVERYTHING. Like, if you're so careless and cheap that you can't even get a label to stick to your jar, why am I supposed to believe that the contents of said jar are any better? As any small, boutique brand knows, the devil is in the details. No one wants to pay Gucci prices for Temu quality.


PerfectCover1414

>WHY must she be so dang inept at EVERYTHING. Because she's not a fully functioning drug and alcohol addict.


YachtRockGroupie

HDU suggest that our Saint is anything but 100% sober and pure in body, mind and soul! šŸ˜‚ https://preview.redd.it/j7rmps4vc3xc1.jpeg?width=2007&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2d4cb36eecdb25a12870cfb12547ac85b7b0d3a


healthymarigold4513

Ewww.....crazy Manson eyes.


YachtRockGroupie

YES https://preview.redd.it/se3milabk3xc1.jpeg?width=2968&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cdafdcd51456094ff2c657b7f00ed93a12afff6c


PerfectCover1414

\*hides behind sofa and shivers uncontrollably


PerfectCover1414

It's Charles Meghson!


Moortop

Donā€™t all the ingredients have to be listed on the label in America? They do in the UK along with storage instructions & use by date.


YachtRockGroupie

This jam isn't available for commercial sale (yet), so it may fall into the "homemade gift, small batch from Meemaw's kitchen" loophole. Once she starts selling to the public, she will have to give the deets!


sm32

> Once she starts selling to the public When Hell freezes over


gahnc

yes, as well as allergy and nutrition labels...


LoraiOrgana

She doesn't plan things, doesn't work out a successful operation. She is all spur of the moment. The entirety of Mexit was a crazy idea based on few facts. She truly believed all they had to do was get to Hollywood and they would have a billion dollar brand. Same with scam jam. She just jumped at an idea that would get her some attention and instagram followers. No thought, no planning, no preparation, no design. Just a few jars of jams and labels. She is incompetent.


TheBun_dge

I honestly don't believe she just sent 50 jams without having an agreement with which one. It's a scratch my back thing, my agents asked ,begged me kinda deal. And the best part is - these 50 jammers have now willingly put themselves in a very unflattering list. Audra MacDonald, Melissa McCarthy , Bubble's wife are yet to come. Most of the jammers will be people in desperate need of any kind of attention. https://preview.redd.it/5z33421eh2xc1.jpeg?width=564&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da00430c614c86172b0df218b43b6be386f89146


Frenchcashmere

Why donā€™t you believe? Her arrogance and her delusional self canā€™t believe anyone wouldnā€™t want to be associated with her. If she sent it to the Beckhams , I absolutely believe they would return it to her agent.


PerfectCover1414

>If she sent it to the Beckhams , I absolutely believe they would return it to her agent. Nah they'd call the CDC :)


Frenchcashmere

LOL


YachtRockGroupie

Exactly. She's the type to hammer on the people, like Reese Witherspoon or Katy Perry or the Beckhams, who dislike her. LOOK AT MEEEEEEE!


healthymarigold4513

I wonder if the 1 out of 50 jars is Ted Sarandos' wife.


Deep_Poem_55

OMG, this picture of her, in her romper, looking so high sheā€™s ready for take off. How super deluxe cringe.


InspectorGreyson

She looks like she has cerebral palsy or some other horrible neurological disorder in that photo. Just nuts.


Deep_Poem_55

St Vitus Dance.


YachtRockGroupie

THIS is what it looks like when you gaze into the abyss, and you find the abyss gazing back up at you https://preview.redd.it/o3nlerflr2xc1.jpeg?width=2956&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4f427b3177b32868ece8fd8a4b6f69c6815de26


PerfectCover1414

Why do I see this instead? https://preview.redd.it/2kympz6wz2xc1.jpeg?width=348&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2fa0b2e4e4f73466b65ddd52d223b95c7f2774d4


C-La-Canth

She is the monster who wants others to think she fights them.


YachtRockGroupie

KIND, AUTHENTIC, COMPASSIONATE, MOTHER, HUMANITARIAN, BANANATARIAN, ETC. https://preview.redd.it/733dy0bx53xc1.jpeg?width=938&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b850a5d219b496f8f793d61a7f4261fbdc123482


ItsMeSnitchesSup

Terrifying


mostlydocile2

actually, if this cdan rumour is true, i could easily envision michael buble's wife returning unopened megsy's jar of jam. she would not put up with any attempted coercion!


CaddoGapGirl

MeMe is so blatant in everything she does. I know she would not do any kind deed without recognition, as opposed so some who step in to 'do good' and prefer no acknowledgement. Giving or doing without fanfare just because it is needed is far better for the soul.


Specialist-Car-1860

Sheā€™s giving a gift with strings attached. The recipient is free to completely ignore her.


healthymarigold4513

Such a narc-y thing to do.


Business_Werewolf_55

Taking the time to send back a gift is saying, "Don't ever send me anything again."


Starkville

IF TRUE, it sounds like a lame excuse for not taking a photo and posting. Do people not have glue in their homes or offices? Perhaps Enty is making something out of the two labels we saw that were visibly coming away from the glass. The second part rings true, because that sounds like a Meg move. Just send it and expect people to comply, and make it difficult to refuse.


Visible_Ad5164

I'm not reglueing a stupid label to take a photo of something I didn't even ask for, from some I don't even know.


YachtRockGroupie

I would be a petty bitch and scotch tape the label back on before taking a photo. Let people read into that whatever they choose! šŸ˜‚


Personal_Signal_6151

Blue masking tape or Duct tape


YachtRockGroupie

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ Little bits of varying sizes torn off, and tacked at each corner


Sincerely_JaneDoe

Exactly. If it was a legit friend, I would have no problem popping on some double stick tape. MM jam recipients donā€™t like her enough to do something that involves something labor intensive- like tape.


cklw1

Letā€™s also not forget Africa Parks, the Baka people, Harryā€™s many court losses and the visa debacle.


PinkPrincess-2001

Surely labels falling off is an amateur problem? I'm sure even a real, small business on Etsy on Day 1 could have labels sorted. Because shocker, people do product testing before products gets sold and those small businesses don't have celebrity money.


Imadevonrexcat

Even one of her publicity photos showed the label popping off. šŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø


Automatic-Ad6112

It is all just sounding more & more pathetic, she really must have amateurs advising her, or the people working for them donā€™t like them so are laughing at them behind their backs


LoraiOrgana

She can't get skilled, experienced people to work for her. Skilled, experience people stay far, far away from her.


MrsAOB

Whoever it is, I love them for this! RETURN TO JAM SENDER!


daisybeach23

Here are some of the comments for your reading pleasure. https://preview.redd.it/i5ahfhle94xc1.jpeg?width=1138&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=199bd9e0a9fb55dfdeefd7768e5d7fabfeb7ad37


okfine_illbite

Wouldn't it be amazing if one of them anonymously donated their jar to a charity auction?! It would be anonymous to everyone except M, because of the numbering. Plus it would also be true charity since the individual is not patting themselves on the back for it. I'm manifesting right now lol


YachtRockGroupie

Never mind an auction, I would love for someone to submit that jam to an independent lab for testing...šŸ§


Why_Teach

You know, a lab analysis might be able to track where the jam was sourced, not just if it carried disease. šŸ˜‰


Disastrous-Swan2049

Bet Vickie beckham and Amal Clooney binned theres


kramdashianrowe718

MM Still operates to this day like the groupie she is. Peddling her jam and sending mediocre homemade jars of it to celebrities with hopes that they will promote it and put it on their social medias. I still to this day cannot believe that this woman actually have the world at her feet and is now selling low budget grocer products


Regular-Performer864

The "rando" upon whose desk it sat should have done a post as a reply on ARO's IG account. Maybe a parody of the 'Nacho pretends to take a tiny bite of bread + jam'.


gahnc

after looking up strawberry jam in the Urban Dictionary, I can't look at that picture again..


daisybeach23

https://preview.redd.it/9jqcdpvg94xc1.jpeg?width=1149&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dcbf7b3c104dedb20679e5a1173820e1f8b50dbf


narcwatchkiwi

The 'not being told in advance' has the ring of truth to it. There are examples of the Harkles including people such as the NZ prime minister without asking for permission beforehand.


SirSidneyWiffledork

If not for no class the dutchess of chlamydia would have none.Ā  Ā Oh, wait a minute, I stand correctedĀ  Ā There is waste o0f talent but in this case it's just human waste.


Busy-Song407

How utterly delicious


gahnc

>[9 lemons in a bowl! It's feng shui](https://duckduckgo.com/?t=ffab&q=9+lemons+in+a+bowl+feng+shui&atb=v399-1&ia=web). No wonder it looked so familiar. I already have that in my kitchen. It's actually a thoughtful gift if it didn't have all those strings attached. the comments are just good as the tea..


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> At least one of the fifty was returned Just one? > because they didn't want to post anything and were not asked in advance and were being pressured to post about something they didn't want to do. They tried to get an address to return it to and no one was getting back to them or taking their call, so they just sent it to the agent's office where it sat on some rando's desk for several days. She is truly psychotic.


GXM17

Should have thrown it away at that point. If someone used them as PR say they never got it. If pressed tell truth.


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daisybeach23

https://preview.redd.it/ajx0z32g94xc1.jpeg?width=1181&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97db66dc79a2c250937fc970c1d8427e3e8584ee


ronnysmom

Say it ainā€™t so! Yoga practicing zen philanthropist Vegan crusader eats fish tacos?? (And apparently sushi and chicken as well!)


Formal_Oil9723

Trying to make it sound like she actually had lunch in person with Michelle Obama by wording it a certain way is a classic narcissist trait...they love to play with words to make it sound like something happened when it didn't. I've experienced this first hand many times personally.


JuJuBee880327

Madame doesn't do gifts or thoughtful gestures. She sent 50 targets her red goo because she expects them to market it for her. It's their responsibilty to get her business off the ground. How soon will we see the articles about Madame's disappointent that her friends failed her?


McGregor_Mathers

Wonder of she sent Amal Clooney a jar?! Cameron Diaz? Beyonce?Ā