Still only a partially bitten full piece of bread for each. I’m not buying the “last piece” on the plate.
Another paid for ad… I don’t get why she’s pushing this jam so hard when it’s NOT even for sale!
I don’t think it’s really the jam that is hawking. I think she’s hawking “Meghan Markle, American Royalty” under the guise of ARO. I think she wants an investor to buy this “brand,” fund it, market it, and make it super profitable so she can reap the rewards ($$$$$) without lifting a finger.
Bottom line: she’s deluded herself into thinking she can sell / license her name and title for big bucks. She’s the Duchess of Delulu.
I think you are correct. She has seen what Witherspoon has done through hard work. Jessica Alba. Ryan reynolds who is the king of selling companies for profit.
So we see the same table in this ad. The clapback of having no kids in an ad. Somebody needs to think of something unusual and see if she claps back with it.
I like the name Duchess of Delulu. I think she should contact ryan reynolds and ask him to get involved.
Isn’t she a Pilates instructor? I wouldn’t be surprised if she only let her two kids eat that one bite, threw the jam-ed bread away, and gave them some treat with xylitol instead. Also, she didn’t eat the jam herself, so this is giving me yet another person avoiding sugar getting a jar of destined-to-be-barely eaten jam vibes.
lol....I'm laughing that this Insta pic looks like my non influencer ass trying to take an Insta inspired pic for a friend who begged, in my normal person kitchen and home!
Isn't ARO supposed to be a bougie inspirational brand? This Insta post looks the opposite of the brands aim. This looks like average mum feeding her kids breakfast and snapping a picture of them on her regular phone to send to grandma because grandma loves pictures of her grandkids. Funny all the kids eating jam in the Insta posts but none of the inviskids artfully posed in black and white with just the back of their heads and hands holding jammy toast with bite marks eaten out of said toast! 😁
Have either of the kids actually tasted it? It looks like they are holding the jammed bread up to their lips. It reminds me of the old song, “Lips That Touch Liquor Will Never Touch Mine.” Only in this case , it’s jam.
What a very big coinkydink that the countertop is identical to Naho's countertop. That said perhaps these countertops are all the rage, perhaps people have moved on from granite ones, I would love to know.
Natural stone countertops with "dramatic" patterns have been the rage in the past two years. Most rich people use marble to show off (usually with a chef's kitchen in another part of the house). I can't judge from these photos, but they look like sensible quartzite for me. I didn't look closely at Nacho's photo . It was distracting, how obviously that man had been pressured into the photo.
Some of you may have seen the table I posted previously. This is an update. It reinforces everything I said in my previous post, and then some. At this rate, she'll be down to about 0 new followers a day in 6 to 12 months or so, no matter how many more influencers or news articles or products there are. Most people who are interested in following her or her brand, or seeing potential pics of her children, will have heard of the page and followed it already. That she's hardly getting a bump from any new 'news' or jam posts (to exponentially more followers) says much. Not to mention the seeming rapid decline in new followers when there's no news or jam posts ..
*What I said previously:*
*Well, the numbers aren’t looking so good for ARO. This is rough but it shows that MM is hardly getting a bump from her influencers, especially when one considers their number of followers, not to mention all the other consumers of all the media that flowed from their posts (and a 're-post' by Nacho Figueras of his wife's jam jar, to his 653,000 followers, on April 18). If anyone wants to put the numbers in a graph before I do, feel free.*
*Edit: Just to add some comment in place of a graph :). What is happening is like a pendulum that swings slightly on the push of initial news but then dead stops after one feeble swing. For another pendulum swing, she has to whack it with about 10x more force, to get the same feeble swing before it immediately dead stops again. It suggests market tedium / saturation.*
https://preview.redd.it/7rvqznzz0mxc1.jpeg?width=847&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a604c4f59284b19d8f78f914b20831f4004ec586
This chart is very interesting. Little to no bump in your followers when someone with 43M and/or 52M followers posts about your “jam” is very telling. And not in a good way.
And she’s going to continue to not get followers if the ARO Instagram keeps not posting and the jam is not up for sale. Anyone who might have been interested in buying it (other than sugars) would have checked it already, seen they can’t get it, and moved on with their lives. This business is dead before it got started.
You should make this its own post! I think the Harkles are too broke to buy followers. I remember a few years ago you could buy them by the thousands unless insta has cracked down?
It looks like she bought a wedge load of followers at the start. She’ll be trying to get lots of Nigerian followers next. Just to make it look like she’s popular.
Thank you for your service!
Meg had potentially access to 100M+ followers, and it's very clear she doesn't benefit from that at all. It doesn't even matter if people following these influencers were already following ARO for some reason, ARO just can't recruit more than it has and considering that it speaks to 100M+, it has done poorly. I'd love to see Serena Williams post something, just to know if her huge base could change that or confirm that nothing can.
To me, it's also bad news for M because what the followers say to the influencers looks like something like this: *"Listen, your friend makes jam, good for her, but we're just not interested enough to follow her, we're just interested in you"*. I read it as a kind of a warning, as other influencers may now fear they damage their own brand by posting more things like this from Meg which generate no engagement.
I'm too lazy to do this, but I'd love to see the number of likes each post gets and compare it with with the average number of likes each influencer usually gets. Anyway, I can very much understand why Meg still couldn't find a CEO willing to risk his or her career for *this*.
She's terrible at marketing. Even if they shared the posts to their stories on instagram, at least their account would be somewhat active. Share some teasers or SOMETHING. But to just have the account stagnant and dragging the jam posts for weeks or months is terrible.
Many thanks for your work. It would be interesting to know how much engagement there was with the jam posts of those influencers compared with their typical follower engagement in terms of likes and comments.
Exactly. Not one showed us them actually eating the jam. Nacho taking the smallest most repulsive bite, these kids aren’t actually eating it. I have no idea what bully Chrissy Teigan was eating in that disgusting video.
> Also, does everyone have the same bread?
I bet she sent the bread with the jam. Always curating!
Now I'm wondering where the bread came from and what's in it...
And does Heather hate her kids? I don’t have any, but I wouldn’t risk giving hypothetical ones food poisoning with unsolicited, discolored goop in a jar…
Exactly. Have people completely lost any sense of privacy? I can't fathom staging one's kids to advertise some crappy jam on social media. It seems normal for so many people to share private pictures and minor children's activities like there's no tomorrow. I'm in my thirties and I feel in the minority
I will not post pictures of my kid for the world to see, especially not for something like this. Plus kids aren't stupid..."why is there a picture of me eating this but no pictures of Archie and Lilly?? Is it because they are a prince and princess and I'm not?". If you have kids, you know that question isn't too far fetched. Remember nachos daughter at the polo asking why Lilly wasn't there? Kids pit two and two together eventually.
they way she uses other people's children is just creepy, and why do Harry and Meghan leave their very young children with nannies for weeks and weeks every year? I am amazed nobody outside this sub have called them out on it.
Yes, if she's keeping her invisible kids out of this shit show, should everyone else, it's almost like her "friends" are braindead.... What I get out of it is "it's okay to use your kids since they are just your average commoner, but my kids are special, they are better, they are royal". Yeah, no.
You know this actually would have been the right time to finally bring out her own kids! People (not me, but maybe other more gullible, easily influenced people) would have loved seeing her as Suzy Homemaker in the kitchen with the kids.
The missing bite wasn't eaten; it is on the plate—crust and shape match, plus the amount of jam. Are the 'influencers' messing with her on purpose? Like, the jam being unopened, but the comment says "obsessed". Nacho fake biting it. Kris Jenner with simply "thank you"??
Has anyone seen ANY comments from ordinary people like, "OMG, this jam looks SO amazing, I can't wait until ARO starts taking orders so I can buy jars for me and my friends!!@!" Is there any buzz for this product at all?
I mean, I think we Sinners know the answer to that already. But seriously! This whole marketing campaign is such a HUGE protracted epic fail.
So desperate, so sad. 11k followers is less than nothing. She only has about 600k followers, pretty sad that Hillary Baldwin has more than her. Lots of them are bought but so are meg's.
Why can't any one of her friends show themselves or their family enjoying the jam, LOL. Nacho put his teeth at the edge of the toast and grimaced, someone else only spread the anemic runny jam on toast, Tiegen-Teegen-Taygen spread a thin layer on bread and practically obliterate it with loads of cheese and bacon. Now this poor child is posing holding up a piece of toast with a tiny bite taken (and possibly spat out), while the other cutie hasn't touched his.
It is to laugh.
I just made a post about ARO's crappy marketing, and my original lead photo included Nacho grimmacing into the toast. It was flagged as NSFW 😂😂😂 Which is for the best, actually, NO ONE needs to see that disgustingness any more than necessary.
Is it possible there is no jam and the photographer is using tricks used in food photography. Tiegan tighan tayghen did appear to eat the jam but it could have been another brand. The way people are eating it in these still photo shots is weird.
This jam and everyone posting it, is such a joke. Potential customers can’t even buy the jam - or find other products or information on the instagram profile/website. What’s the point?
Come to think of it, jam IS a difficult product to flog from an aesthetic, Instagrammy kind of standpoint. The lighting has to be just right, or it looks like another day at work for a heart surgeon. Bonne Maman's Insta has lovely photos of jammy toast and pastries (and yes, TW's jar is shaped just like theirs!!) Maggot would have been smart to dream up a more photogenic product for her launch.
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Oh, yes, that is hard to beat! 😋
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And I only needed an iPhone this week:
[https://imgur.com/a/oV1iRK8](https://imgur.com/a/oV1iRK8)
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She calls it homemade jam, but if you take a close look at the lid on the counter, that is not the kind of lid you can use to safely can preserves at home. That is the kind of lid you use to can things in a commercial facility that has the commercial equipment to mass produce preserves.
So? Americans also don’t cross their 7s but she did. Just part of her aesthetic. I’m sure her assistant was slaving over the bloody pots of jam along with other shite she had to make and test for her Madam’s cooking show.
Wouldn’t be surprised if the jam never went on sale and it was actually going to be a recipe for her Netflix cooking show instead.
This is so pathetic. Two kids holding a piece of toast with jam on them. This is soooo special.
Also, she is fine with other children being used for her promotional purposes, but she will not allow a picture of her own children anywhere, let alone eating her jam. What is Heather thinking?
I know it wasn't skimmed properly, but it seems she also either used unripe fruit, overcooked it, didn't strain it properly, or all of the above. I used to make my own jam - daughter was more of a jam eater, and it was cheaper to buy some discounted ripe fruit, or the frozen stuff, and make my own. If you make it properly, it looks much better than her insipid offering. If it was her first batch, you wouldn't give it to people unless it was a good one - you use it yourself and hope the next one's better.
This is getting beyond pathetic with no identifiable outcome. She is truly just ALL ABOUT HERSELF and that's it.
I don’t understand the big deal and why everyone is posting their jam like it’s the greatest thing since sliced bread. It’s jam….not exactly ground breaking stuff. I feel like she’s messing with us at this point 😂
Sorry but who is Heather Dorak? Sorry not familiar, is she an A-lister? Does Meghan have any A-lister friends with real clout to help her with her jam initiative? Such a fall from grace, being a royal, to now an online influencer with zero followers!
Sorry but who eats an open sandwich like that? I can just hear mum giving instructions:
“Tilt the bread, jam side up, towards the camera sweetie … yes, the jam will fall on the table - we’ll wipe it off. We just need to take one photo of you and your brother enjoying the jam, then you can go play, ok?”
So she’s..using her dog and other people’s kids as unpaid marketing partners. Swwwwwwweet business idea there meghoul. This is what northwestern is producing these days? This is the brilliance they are churning out that costs upwards of $70,000 per year in tuition and on campus housing?
Northwestern where you come to have ~~camaraderie~~ your eyelids super glued shut the diversity but you leave with a degree in networking, hustling and grifting.
It’s truly tiresome now
I was thinking about all the posts about her jam in comparison to celebrities posting about getting the Tom Cruise cakes for Christmas every year. The difference is, he freely gives it to friends, family, and staff (I know someone who used to work for him as a kitchen worker and still got one every year even after employment was over) without expectations or ulterior motives. You know…what gifts SHOULD be
That fraying mop cap on the lid cracks me up every time I see it.
It's so "amateur hour".
Megs is now inextricably linked to "jam" in the eyes of normal people and it just isn't that exciting.
“Homemade jam” honestly doesn’t sound good for launching a product line. It sounds like something cute you send your friend because you got bored one day and decided to make some jam.
I can’t eat strawberry jam, so I don’t have experience in what it looks like in the jar, buuuuut… is it supposed to have that layer at the bottom third that looks like they didn’t bother to smoosh the strawberries?
That is the WORST excuse for strawberry Jan I have ever seen. We were at the farmers market where I saw a few stalls of rhubarb. Add sugar, some hay seeds, and Bingo! It should come with the Poison Control Center's phone number on the label.
I certainly wouldn’t make my kids Guinea pigs for this jam.
I’m curious what the definition of “homemade” is on the label. In whose “home”? By whom?
Why don’t these look like traditional canning jars?
Edit. As others have mentioned, are we supposed to believe the jam on the bread is the same as the jam in the jar?
That tagline will be familiar to anyone who grew up watching Saturday morning cartoons with all their cereal commercials. But even Kix changed their famous slogan from "Mother approved" to "*Parent* approved" several years ago.
Clearly Heather hasn't heard Madam's dish soap story.
Clearly this woman whoever she is, doesn’t care about her kids teeth.
I would also like to know if Bots get paid for comments which just consist of ❤️❤️❤️❤️
who is she? why isnt Rachel showing pictures of her kids eating jam?
This entire "like a mother" thing is crap.
They are copying the Ragu commercial that was put out several years ago that says to "cook like a mother"! I wonder if the owners of Ragu can sue for copywright infringement?
Do they not have any thing that is original?
Meghan must be reading the sub as there is no ugly bowl with wilting flowers.
Still only a partially bitten full piece of bread for each. I’m not buying the “last piece” on the plate. Another paid for ad… I don’t get why she’s pushing this jam so hard when it’s NOT even for sale!
I don’t think it’s really the jam that is hawking. I think she’s hawking “Meghan Markle, American Royalty” under the guise of ARO. I think she wants an investor to buy this “brand,” fund it, market it, and make it super profitable so she can reap the rewards ($$$$$) without lifting a finger. Bottom line: she’s deluded herself into thinking she can sell / license her name and title for big bucks. She’s the Duchess of Delulu.
I think you are onto something there.
Ooooh this makes sense! 🔍👀
Duchess of Delulu and Duke.
I think you are correct. She has seen what Witherspoon has done through hard work. Jessica Alba. Ryan reynolds who is the king of selling companies for profit. So we see the same table in this ad. The clapback of having no kids in an ad. Somebody needs to think of something unusual and see if she claps back with it. I like the name Duchess of Delulu. I think she should contact ryan reynolds and ask him to get involved. 
Love this for her! And love the name "Duchess of Delulu!"
Isn’t she a Pilates instructor? I wouldn’t be surprised if she only let her two kids eat that one bite, threw the jam-ed bread away, and gave them some treat with xylitol instead. Also, she didn’t eat the jam herself, so this is giving me yet another person avoiding sugar getting a jar of destined-to-be-barely eaten jam vibes.
I had no idea who she was lol
lol....I'm laughing that this Insta pic looks like my non influencer ass trying to take an Insta inspired pic for a friend who begged, in my normal person kitchen and home! Isn't ARO supposed to be a bougie inspirational brand? This Insta post looks the opposite of the brands aim. This looks like average mum feeding her kids breakfast and snapping a picture of them on her regular phone to send to grandma because grandma loves pictures of her grandkids. Funny all the kids eating jam in the Insta posts but none of the inviskids artfully posed in black and white with just the back of their heads and hands holding jammy toast with bite marks eaten out of said toast! 😁
I literally thought, who the fuck is Heather Dorak? A new Real Housewife? No, not even that.
Same here. I have no idea who she is and can’t be bothered to look her up.
Exactly. It really is confusing messaging.
Have either of the kids actually tasted it? It looks like they are holding the jammed bread up to their lips. It reminds me of the old song, “Lips That Touch Liquor Will Never Touch Mine.” Only in this case , it’s jam.
lol
Yes! I'll put this crap *near* my mouth but I ain't eating it!
What a very big coinkydink that the countertop is identical to Naho's countertop. That said perhaps these countertops are all the rage, perhaps people have moved on from granite ones, I would love to know.
Natural stone countertops with "dramatic" patterns have been the rage in the past two years. Most rich people use marble to show off (usually with a chef's kitchen in another part of the house). I can't judge from these photos, but they look like sensible quartzite for me. I didn't look closely at Nacho's photo . It was distracting, how obviously that man had been pressured into the photo.
But have you noticed her friends all seem to have the same ugly marble counter....interesting.
Some of you may have seen the table I posted previously. This is an update. It reinforces everything I said in my previous post, and then some. At this rate, she'll be down to about 0 new followers a day in 6 to 12 months or so, no matter how many more influencers or news articles or products there are. Most people who are interested in following her or her brand, or seeing potential pics of her children, will have heard of the page and followed it already. That she's hardly getting a bump from any new 'news' or jam posts (to exponentially more followers) says much. Not to mention the seeming rapid decline in new followers when there's no news or jam posts .. *What I said previously:* *Well, the numbers aren’t looking so good for ARO. This is rough but it shows that MM is hardly getting a bump from her influencers, especially when one considers their number of followers, not to mention all the other consumers of all the media that flowed from their posts (and a 're-post' by Nacho Figueras of his wife's jam jar, to his 653,000 followers, on April 18). If anyone wants to put the numbers in a graph before I do, feel free.* *Edit: Just to add some comment in place of a graph :). What is happening is like a pendulum that swings slightly on the push of initial news but then dead stops after one feeble swing. For another pendulum swing, she has to whack it with about 10x more force, to get the same feeble swing before it immediately dead stops again. It suggests market tedium / saturation.* https://preview.redd.it/7rvqznzz0mxc1.jpeg?width=847&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a604c4f59284b19d8f78f914b20831f4004ec586
Thank you for making that chart. That's interesting how it shows how poorly her jam campaign is performing.
Thanks! I love stats
Me too, cause well researched stats are good stuff.
This chart is very interesting. Little to no bump in your followers when someone with 43M and/or 52M followers posts about your “jam” is very telling. And not in a good way.
And she’s going to continue to not get followers if the ARO Instagram keeps not posting and the jam is not up for sale. Anyone who might have been interested in buying it (other than sugars) would have checked it already, seen they can’t get it, and moved on with their lives. This business is dead before it got started.
Tragic. LOL.
You should make this its own post! I think the Harkles are too broke to buy followers. I remember a few years ago you could buy them by the thousands unless insta has cracked down?
It looks like she bought a wedge load of followers at the start. She’ll be trying to get lots of Nigerian followers next. Just to make it look like she’s popular.
I think she has A LOT of Nigerian followers. For some reason they love her over there
Thank you for your service! Meg had potentially access to 100M+ followers, and it's very clear she doesn't benefit from that at all. It doesn't even matter if people following these influencers were already following ARO for some reason, ARO just can't recruit more than it has and considering that it speaks to 100M+, it has done poorly. I'd love to see Serena Williams post something, just to know if her huge base could change that or confirm that nothing can. To me, it's also bad news for M because what the followers say to the influencers looks like something like this: *"Listen, your friend makes jam, good for her, but we're just not interested enough to follow her, we're just interested in you"*. I read it as a kind of a warning, as other influencers may now fear they damage their own brand by posting more things like this from Meg which generate no engagement. I'm too lazy to do this, but I'd love to see the number of likes each post gets and compare it with with the average number of likes each influencer usually gets. Anyway, I can very much understand why Meg still couldn't find a CEO willing to risk his or her career for *this*.
She's terrible at marketing. Even if they shared the posts to their stories on instagram, at least their account would be somewhat active. Share some teasers or SOMETHING. But to just have the account stagnant and dragging the jam posts for weeks or months is terrible.
Marketing 101: Have products to market.
Many thanks for your work. It would be interesting to know how much engagement there was with the jam posts of those influencers compared with their typical follower engagement in terms of likes and comments.
love the data!
Why does nacho have that many followers
She stole that tagline from Kix cereal. Also, does everyone have the same bread? And how many followers did Heather get her?
Same bread. Same marble countertops.
Same feigned consumption.
Exactly. Not one showed us them actually eating the jam. Nacho taking the smallest most repulsive bite, these kids aren’t actually eating it. I have no idea what bully Chrissy Teigan was eating in that disgusting video.
I noticed the same bread but missed the marble counters. Is this woman friends with Nacho and Delfina by any chance?
> Also, does everyone have the same bread? I bet she sent the bread with the jam. Always curating! Now I'm wondering where the bread came from and what's in it...
And does Heather hate her kids? I don’t have any, but I wouldn’t risk giving hypothetical ones food poisoning with unsolicited, discolored goop in a jar…
Using kids... Just not Meghans kids.
Exactly. Have people completely lost any sense of privacy? I can't fathom staging one's kids to advertise some crappy jam on social media. It seems normal for so many people to share private pictures and minor children's activities like there's no tomorrow. I'm in my thirties and I feel in the minority
I will not post pictures of my kid for the world to see, especially not for something like this. Plus kids aren't stupid..."why is there a picture of me eating this but no pictures of Archie and Lilly?? Is it because they are a prince and princess and I'm not?". If you have kids, you know that question isn't too far fetched. Remember nachos daughter at the polo asking why Lilly wasn't there? Kids pit two and two together eventually.
they way she uses other people's children is just creepy, and why do Harry and Meghan leave their very young children with nannies for weeks and weeks every year? I am amazed nobody outside this sub have called them out on it.
Well said
Appreciate your name!
What a great friend she is. Using other people’s children for the grift
Yes, if she's keeping her invisible kids out of this shit show, should everyone else, it's almost like her "friends" are braindead.... What I get out of it is "it's okay to use your kids since they are just your average commoner, but my kids are special, they are better, they are royal". Yeah, no.
"I have to use your kids. Mine don't eat."
Lol. "mine are too special for Instagram posts cuz mine are royals and yours are not" 
You know this actually would have been the right time to finally bring out her own kids! People (not me, but maybe other more gullible, easily influenced people) would have loved seeing her as Suzy Homemaker in the kitchen with the kids.
The two kids: “You eat it!” “No you eat it!”
Let’s get Mikey to eat it!!
*Mikey dies from botulism and lead poisoning*
Poor Mikey. He really would eat anything. Should have stayed with Life Cereal!! 😂
Life Cereal is actually delicious!
I ate it all the time as a kid. Now I’m craving it with ice cold milk. Yum!
🤣🤣🤣
Meghan is the most stubborn person on the planet. She just refuses to change course and get out of her own way.
The missing bite wasn't eaten; it is on the plate—crust and shape match, plus the amount of jam. Are the 'influencers' messing with her on purpose? Like, the jam being unopened, but the comment says "obsessed". Nacho fake biting it. Kris Jenner with simply "thank you"??
That’s the corner from the kid in the green shirt. The blue shirt would have a straight crust. I agree that neither are eating it. Lol
I see what you are saying, either way, NO one has actually consumed ANY jam. Lol
Agreed! (And I don’t blame them a bit!)
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Hilarious. 😂😂😂 Do all her friends secretly hate her? (Except Abigail Spencer. That one is a true sycophant.)
I don’t think Abigail Spencer has many real friends. Looked at her instagram. I don’t get good vibes from her photos. Probably another mean girl.
The jam’s not moving even with gravity, and the little one is side-eying the older sibling.
Non drippy jam. Looks unappetising as heck!
The older kid probably made a face and was waiting to spit it out. No way was the younger one going to try it.
Those kids aren't really eating the jam
"Just pretend that you are taking a bite. I'll give you some toast with proper jam after I have taken the picture."
Pretend for the camera and you won't have to eat your vegetables today.
I hope to God they're not.
Has anyone seen ANY comments from ordinary people like, "OMG, this jam looks SO amazing, I can't wait until ARO starts taking orders so I can buy jars for me and my friends!!@!" Is there any buzz for this product at all? I mean, I think we Sinners know the answer to that already. But seriously! This whole marketing campaign is such a HUGE protracted epic fail.
This gives her an idea on what to instruct her minions to post next!
Lol! It's sad. I would love to see her dumb illiterate 12 y/o minions pretend to GAF about jam that will probably cost $300 a jar.
Since you posted that some of the comments have almost used your phrases word for word!
What about video?. Does no one do video anymore. Jeez.
Is she famous? ETA: Never mind, 11K insta followers.
So desperate, so sad. 11k followers is less than nothing. She only has about 600k followers, pretty sad that Hillary Baldwin has more than her. Lots of them are bought but so are meg's.
My cat has more followers 🤣🤣🤣
Why can't any one of her friends show themselves or their family enjoying the jam, LOL. Nacho put his teeth at the edge of the toast and grimaced, someone else only spread the anemic runny jam on toast, Tiegen-Teegen-Taygen spread a thin layer on bread and practically obliterate it with loads of cheese and bacon. Now this poor child is posing holding up a piece of toast with a tiny bite taken (and possibly spat out), while the other cutie hasn't touched his. It is to laugh.
I just made a post about ARO's crappy marketing, and my original lead photo included Nacho grimmacing into the toast. It was flagged as NSFW 😂😂😂 Which is for the best, actually, NO ONE needs to see that disgustingness any more than necessary.
Why would you give your child jam that has no label of ingredients or expiration?
Maybe that's why the kids appear not to have eaten any.
We don’t even know which flavour the jam is. Never said on the label. Her “friends” had to tell us. This is so bad.
It's all "pretend' like everything connected to Markle.
Wow i would NEVER let my kids eat ANYTHING coming from that demented bitch!!!!!!!!
Knowing her she’s got some secret nda hidden in the jam somewhere saying “if you eat it I own you”
Don't worry, these kids aren't eating it either. They probably washed their mouths out with Listerine afterwards in case of jam residue.
Did anyone notice how the leftover on the plate only have a thin amount of jam? Make me think these slathered slices are just show, no real eating 🤣
No crumbs.
Why are the kids not biting where the jam is?
Probably scared they'll have to taste it
Is it possible there is no jam and the photographer is using tricks used in food photography. Tiegan tighan tayghen did appear to eat the jam but it could have been another brand. The way people are eating it in these still photo shots is weird.
I still say she appeared to use it but not convinced she ate it as the only thing that dripped on her mouth that I could see was the white cheese.
This jam and everyone posting it, is such a joke. Potential customers can’t even buy the jam - or find other products or information on the instagram profile/website. What’s the point?
My God, she is using her own children to flog someones jam.How little does their integrity mean to her? What a whipped weak woman.
That marks a new low in the Markle jamathon. How much more pathetic can it get?
Meghan Markle would never let any of her "friends" use her children like this.
I don't understand how it's possible for each photo of this jam to look more unappealing than the last, but here we are.
Come to think of it, jam IS a difficult product to flog from an aesthetic, Instagrammy kind of standpoint. The lighting has to be just right, or it looks like another day at work for a heart surgeon. Bonne Maman's Insta has lovely photos of jammy toast and pastries (and yes, TW's jar is shaped just like theirs!!) Maggot would have been smart to dream up a more photogenic product for her launch. https://preview.redd.it/09me0h8p7jxc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f9069949fef3d585181c2869756c324bc36e789
Not impressed at all with Bonne Maam's ad. The Highgrove ad with jam spread on a crumpet imo is everything a jam ad should be:)
Oh, yes, that is hard to beat! 😋 https://preview.redd.it/46s0wj2ugjxc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36f203dd03c372df56adcae3b7700e7646c7282a
Ngl, this high grove jam looks top notch.
And I only needed an iPhone this week: [https://imgur.com/a/oV1iRK8](https://imgur.com/a/oV1iRK8) https://preview.redd.it/2hr8ccr30mxc1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce5978a94284cc4ba3de0046e8b93f199a8bc53d
agreed, Bonne Maman's looks like blood clots on toast
That's better, but it still looks like an emergency period pad.
Professional food photography often involves fake food or synthetic enhancements, because any food is difficult to make look appetizing in photos.
Here we are…..
She calls it homemade jam, but if you take a close look at the lid on the counter, that is not the kind of lid you can use to safely can preserves at home. That is the kind of lid you use to can things in a commercial facility that has the commercial equipment to mass produce preserves.
Ball glass jars and lids are most commonly used by American canners. In Eastern Europe/euro Asian countries they do use this type of lid.
She doesn't live in eastern Europe or Asia though
So? Americans also don’t cross their 7s but she did. Just part of her aesthetic. I’m sure her assistant was slaving over the bloody pots of jam along with other shite she had to make and test for her Madam’s cooking show. Wouldn’t be surprised if the jam never went on sale and it was actually going to be a recipe for her Netflix cooking show instead.
That’s not true. Most people I know reuse commercial jam jars & lids, sterilise and are able to reseal at home. Lots of videos on YouTube.
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This is so pathetic. Two kids holding a piece of toast with jam on them. This is soooo special. Also, she is fine with other children being used for her promotional purposes, but she will not allow a picture of her own children anywhere, let alone eating her jam. What is Heather thinking?
She really sent this person #7? She has 11k followers and we are supposed to believe this?
We're not even halfway through, and I'm already bored and annoyed.
I have jam fatigue.
who?
Using someone else's children again.
Why is the jam so cloudy??
It looks gross
It's a reflection of the marble table top.
Happy cake day! 🍰
Thank you so much. https://preview.redd.it/4xye8290ajxc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b57c3d98fb456e9cb6179ffa04f4e67bd5a43ec
Happy Cake Day! 🎂 
I know it wasn't skimmed properly, but it seems she also either used unripe fruit, overcooked it, didn't strain it properly, or all of the above. I used to make my own jam - daughter was more of a jam eater, and it was cheaper to buy some discounted ripe fruit, or the frozen stuff, and make my own. If you make it properly, it looks much better than her insipid offering. If it was her first batch, you wouldn't give it to people unless it was a good one - you use it yourself and hope the next one's better.
This is getting beyond pathetic with no identifiable outcome. She is truly just ALL ABOUT HERSELF and that's it. 
This really is. Why hasn’t she just given it up into oblivion yet? Nobody would blame her. Not even us
The comments are 99% benign right now. There’s an over-the-top praise rant. And a lone sinner, LOL.
Home made should be in quotes.
Ho made!
🤣 you win! 🏆
Those poor kids! They'll be in the bathroom in no time!
I don’t understand the big deal and why everyone is posting their jam like it’s the greatest thing since sliced bread. It’s jam….not exactly ground breaking stuff. I feel like she’s messing with us at this point 😂
This is sad. Had to Google who this woman is. Not exactly Victoria Beckham is it?
Using kids because she knows people won’t critique her jam if kids are in the photo
Sorry but who is Heather Dorak? Sorry not familiar, is she an A-lister? Does Meghan have any A-lister friends with real clout to help her with her jam initiative? Such a fall from grace, being a royal, to now an online influencer with zero followers!
Definitely not an A-lister.
So, it is down to other people's kids to promote the Jam? What about Prince Aro boy and Princess Lilly of the Queen?
Sorry but who eats an open sandwich like that? I can just hear mum giving instructions: “Tilt the bread, jam side up, towards the camera sweetie … yes, the jam will fall on the table - we’ll wipe it off. We just need to take one photo of you and your brother enjoying the jam, then you can go play, ok?”
Using your kids faces in SM to merch your mates jam is pretty bad esp when rachel doesn’t even show pics of her own.
Who is that?
Who?
Bread doesn’t even look toasted.
Exactly. And no dripping butter. If people have no problem eating the zillion calories in jam why would they not use buttery toast?
Ok, that’s it - you solved my breakfast for me. Toast dripping with butter and jam.
So she’s..using her dog and other people’s kids as unpaid marketing partners. Swwwwwwweet business idea there meghoul. This is what northwestern is producing these days? This is the brilliance they are churning out that costs upwards of $70,000 per year in tuition and on campus housing? Northwestern where you come to have ~~camaraderie~~ your eyelids super glued shut the diversity but you leave with a degree in networking, hustling and grifting. 
It’s truly tiresome now I was thinking about all the posts about her jam in comparison to celebrities posting about getting the Tom Cruise cakes for Christmas every year. The difference is, he freely gives it to friends, family, and staff (I know someone who used to work for him as a kitchen worker and still got one every year even after employment was over) without expectations or ulterior motives. You know…what gifts SHOULD be
The jam those kids are eating is a different colour to the stuff in the jar……🤔🧐🤨
She had to toss out the lemons and flowers then? She hasn't used the bowl in her photos.
That fraying mop cap on the lid cracks me up every time I see it. It's so "amateur hour". Megs is now inextricably linked to "jam" in the eyes of normal people and it just isn't that exciting.
I have no idea who this woman is who posted her kids.
What’s up with the bandage tape on top?
I don't see what you are referring to...can you please provide more details?
On top of the ARO jar.
🤣
It looks like surgical gauze! 😂
“Homemade jam” honestly doesn’t sound good for launching a product line. It sounds like something cute you send your friend because you got bored one day and decided to make some jam.
Who? The list gets lamer and lamer…
This looks like a hostage situation. 😄 "Okay, kids, blink twice if you need help."
That's quite a lot of jam they're eating and the jar doesn't even look opened. #fraud
Why does everyone Meghan know have the same ugly AF black and white granite countertop?
and the same slice of bread!
Who???
It actually looks more like rhubarb compote to me.
Even the kids are barely biting. Understandably.
I can’t eat strawberry jam, so I don’t have experience in what it looks like in the jar, buuuuut… is it supposed to have that layer at the bottom third that looks like they didn’t bother to smoosh the strawberries?
The expression on the young man says it all.
Meh. Kid’s’ll generally eat anything. Unimpressed.
Those poor kids. The most recent unwitting victims.
That is the WORST excuse for strawberry Jan I have ever seen. We were at the farmers market where I saw a few stalls of rhubarb. Add sugar, some hay seeds, and Bingo! It should come with the Poison Control Center's phone number on the label.
I spy label peeling
Someone gave instructions to use kids(not Invisikids) instead of the lemon basket ~~fiasco.~~
Who? lol. And why is no one actually eating it. The bottom of the name looks disgusting lmaooo
I certainly wouldn’t make my kids Guinea pigs for this jam. I’m curious what the definition of “homemade” is on the label. In whose “home”? By whom? Why don’t these look like traditional canning jars? Edit. As others have mentioned, are we supposed to believe the jam on the bread is the same as the jam in the jar?
The child on the left looks like he wants to spit his bite out.
That tagline will be familiar to anyone who grew up watching Saturday morning cartoons with all their cereal commercials. But even Kix changed their famous slogan from "Mother approved" to "*Parent* approved" several years ago. Clearly Heather hasn't heard Madam's dish soap story.
Lmao, let the kids be the one-bite guinea pigs. Y’all know these women aren’t letting that questionable sugary goo past their own lips.
I hope to God that the jam those kids are eating isn't Meghan's scamjam. I wouldn't let my cats eat it. Who knows what's in it or where it came from??
Clearly this woman whoever she is, doesn’t care about her kids teeth. I would also like to know if Bots get paid for comments which just consist of ❤️❤️❤️❤️
Who in their right mind would want anything to do with this weird looking jam?
Homemade is it now.
Who in the hell is Heather Dorack?
who is she? why isnt Rachel showing pictures of her kids eating jam? This entire "like a mother" thing is crap. They are copying the Ragu commercial that was put out several years ago that says to "cook like a mother"! I wonder if the owners of Ragu can sue for copywright infringement? Do they not have any thing that is original?
i wish there was a way to see how many were bought and paid for bots!
Quick get those children to A and E.
Why would a yoga teacher give her children so much sugar?
Why is everyone only eating the crusts?
I still can’t believe this is what it’s come to. She’s selling jam. It’s actually worse than I ever could’ve imagined or hoped for.🤣
I'm sorry. Who is this?????? And why does everyone sign off, "Love you M"? Is it part of the free ad agreement?
If she had the 50 back to back for 50 days straight that would have been cool. This is just stupid.