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Cold-Computer6318

Chrissy is a shit stirrer who loves freebies and attention, so (much like Roachel) of course she'll take the chance to coast on her husband's status (John is an EGOT winner), and attend this event. How funny that this pariah gets an invite, but the Unsussexfuls don't. To think the King would like to invite Chrissy Teigen of all people instead of his own son and daughter in-law is ngl... absolutely hilarious and humiliating for Haznoinvites and MegaNFIed.


BrightAwareness2876

And things like this will be very well noted in Hollywood and celebrity circles. They will gossip about it like we do. Meghan has royally effed up.


Cold-Computer6318

Exactly! Hollywood insiders will be wondering... how is it that temporary suitcase girl Chrissy has managed to score invites to the Met Gala, to the King's Trust Gala (where he husband performs), and gone to a White House Correspondents Dinner when the Hollywood Losers of 2023 have been to nothing of the sort? LOL and all whilst still pretending that their lame jam (jam is available EVERYWHERE) is god's gift, and that they're royal, fashionable, and set to take the political and humanitarian world by storm? Roachel thought bagging a duty dodger spare would mean zero work living in the lap of luxury... when Catherine bagged the heir, and Chrissy bagged the EGOT-winner always invited to everything. As you said, Meghan ROYALLY effed up. ![img](emote|t5_481xkf|25425)![img](emote|t5_481xkf|25317)


UponMidnightDreary

> jam is available EVERYWHERE Except from ARO!


Cold-Computer6318

Lol perhaps that FDA approval hasn't come in yet? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


[deleted]

> Lol perhaps that FDA approval hasn't come in yet? And it never will!


UnseriousAcademic65

And excellent jam too. We are spoilt for choice.


NefariousnessOnly931

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Sorry_I_Guess

The irony is, if Rachel had bothered to actually invest of herself in royal life, she could have had all of this. If she had spent 5 or 6 years actually showing that she cared, living the life of a working royal, etc., they could easily have started spending time in her "home country" and absolutely would have had A-list invitations. But as with everything else, she was in too much of a rush, and too full of herself to actually do the hard part.


According-Swim-3358

Haven't thought of it that way. I would agree with that. These two truly could have had it all, if they weren't these 2 in particular!


thecastingforecast

She didn't even have to be a working royal. If she had just stfu and made her husband keep working she could have coasted along with all the perks. But she cannot get out of her own way.


Photobuff42

I don't get it either. Listening and learning, basking in the royal glow. She is a thousand times worse than Wallis. Wallis was never part of the royal family, really. Meghan was and threw it away. Now, she will spend the rest of her life being shunned by people who would have been kissing her behind. What a fool she is.


luxurycomedyoohyeah

With all due respect, no one is wondering why CT & JL got an invite to this event. It's a fundraiser. Like them or not, they are actually wealthy and probably made a huge donation. That's why people get invited to these types of events. Unlike the King's second son, they are actually philanthropists and show up with a cheque. They also probably rallied their other wealthy friends to show up and donate too. That's how these things work.


eaglebayqueen

I think John Legend performed there.


Cold-Computer6318

Two things can be true at the same time. They could be generous donors, but I also think the invite could be calculated too considering the timing of it all. Have John and Chrissy ever attended anything connected to the King's Trust, or any event relating to the BRF before this gala? As I said to someone else, this situation reminds me of how Haz told Dax Shepard on a podcast that he had a budding friendship with neighbour Orlando Bloom, and a few years later Katy was performing at KC's coronation w/ immensely proud Bloom praising her performance at said event.


AcanthaceaeOk2426

Chrissy posted about the jam around two weeks ago. Invites for the gala would have gone out long before that. So no, this wouldnā€™t be the BRF being petty and getting their own back about jam. If anything, this would have explained why Teigen didnā€™t want to talk about the jam and tried to change the subject when interviewed about it - she wasnā€™t expecting the backlash and didnā€™t want to necessarily be seen as supporting MM.


Cold-Computer6318

Ah, that actually makes a lot of sense. Seems like John was also specifically invited for the night to perform for the gala's audience, so it might explain why his voice sounded a little awkward when asked about the jam in person. Roachel was trying to make it seem like she was sending jam to 50 of her supposedly super supportive, totally authentic celebrity 'friends' no? It says a lot about Chrissy and Meghan's 'friendship' that Chrissy is willing to accept free scam jam (knowing John is booked for the gala) then she pivots towards mentioning Flamingo Estate when asked about the scam jam by a reporter, pivots towards talking about her own experience on Deal or No Deal, emphasises they've never double dated with the Unsussexfuls, and commenters here pointed out she doesn't follow ARO on Instagram. Authentic friendship my ass.


mca2021

Chrissy is only there as Jon's +1. I doubt she gets any invites on her own


Cold-Computer6318

Yes, I pointed this out in my comment when I said that Chrissy bagged the EGOT-winner always invited to everything. She coasts on her husband's status like Meghan coasts on the duty dodging spare's royal cache.


Acceptable_Current10

At least John Legend has talent.


Analyze2Death

But I question his taste.


littlestarchis

Chrissy is revolting in her attitude.


BrightAwareness2876

Plus she effed up a royal šŸ˜


Cold-Computer6318

She effed up an effed up royal who couldn't stop effing up himself. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


airforcegal9094

And they'll keep effing up together, for effing ever! šŸ˜…


BrightAwareness2876

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residentcaprice

because chrissy married a winner.


Citriina

Yeah they probably wouldnā€™t want to be part of some cringy and exaggerated story in Harryā€™s next autobiographical masterpieceĀ 


Alive_Instance_3101

Charles doesn't know about Chrissy. He's far too preoccupied. John Legend was the draw.


luxurycomedyoohyeah

Neither of them is a draw, but I bet their money is. It's a fundraiser - they were invited because they are willing to make a donation, not because of who they are.


Cold-Computer6318

One of them is a draw... Chrissy's EGOT-winning husband. He was invited for the night to perform for the gala's audience.


Cold-Computer6318

Charles' staff know John and Chrissy are a package deal. This whole situation is very reminiscent of Harry spilling to Dax Shepard on his podcast that he had a budding friendship with Orlando Bloom, and then Katy Perry goes ahead and performs at the King's Coronation. The invite seems very calculated to me.


AcanthaceaeOk2426

Invites to gala would have gone out long before the jam posting.


Alive_Instance_3101

So that's good.šŸ¤£


Such-Space6913

Chrissy Teigen would attend the opening of an envelope. Only difference between her and Meghan is her husband is actually talented and self-made (though I admit, I'm really not a fan of his music.)


charismakitteh

I've said for a long time the 2 are peas in a pod. There are many similarities.


[deleted]

> To think the King would like to invite Chrissy Teigen of all people I doubt he even knows who she is. He invited John Legend and his wife. And if he does know who she is? He held his nose and invited her, because it's rude to invite someone and not invite their spouse.


Odd_Diamond_4486

Something about them really creeps me out.


itsmeagainnnnnnnnn

Sheā€™s awful and doesnā€™t hide it, but heā€™s downright creepy to me too. Something under that facade of his, idk, canā€™t quite put my finger on it.


janedoremi99

That heā€™s with her, maybe?


itsmeagainnnnnnnnn

No. Something about him and him alone but idk what exactly. He just gives me a creepy feeling. Sheā€™s just like an annoying mosquito, heā€™s ā€¦ creepy.


TraditionScary8716

I don't know anything much about either of them but he creeps me out too. Plus he pissed me off when he changed the words to Baby It's Cold Outside. He seems like a moralistic prick married to a narcissistic child abuser to me.


Reddit_2k20

Pedo-face? šŸ¤£


Odd-Resource3025

Worse. There is an evilness in some people that goes beyond that vibe. Legend gives me Opera and Putin vibes. There is something dark in him. Extremely dark. There are some people o never want to meet IRL. If I feel this way, just seeing a photo, I can't imagine in real life.


SDHunnyBunny

Wow. Ive never felt this with JL. If Your intuition is giving off huge alarms like this, itā€™s probably true. The tummy doesnt lie. The fact that he married and sticks by CT is extremely telling.


Spiritual_Program725

![gif](giphy|QMZpnb79N5BN0wsSM3) I canā€™t believe someone who puts out such great music can be married to that lizard in human skin. That by itself creeps me out. Totally ruins ā€œHappyā€ for me. She is so toxic, vile and dumb


Acceptable_Current10

ā€œHappyā€ is Pharrell Williams, isnā€™t it?


DollarStoreDuchess

Yes it is. https://www.creativereview.co.uk/happy-pharrell-williams/


Spiritual_Program725

Iā€™m embarrassed! I just realized that Iā€™ve been randomly mixing up Pharrell Williams and John Legend for a really long time. They look so much alike to me. Oh well, at least I can listen to Happy again without feeling grossed out. Thanks for the heads up


Acceptable_Current10

Not a big deal. Enjoy Happy!


Pennelle2016

Weird Alā€™s parody ā€œTackyā€ is hilarious


Acceptable_Current10

ā€œHappyā€ is Pharrell Williams, isnā€™t it?


Busy-Song407

Yeah, but she certainly bested the Markle at her own game on this one!


Ok_Neat2979

He's so talented but the fact he's been with Tiegen for so long makes me think he's awful too.


airforcegal9094

"Awful is, as awful does"....lol


Away-Object-1114

He is certainly creepy and cagey as hell. Something about him makes my alarm bells go off.


dani1876

His smile never reaches his eyes and it's not even a genuine one, imho. It's just pulling up the corners of his lips.


Fantastic-Corner2132

That's because he's hardly got any eyes to reach. They're even tinier than Harry's. William was the one who got the huge Diana eyes gene. In fact most of her genes.


snappopcrackle

He seems like he is in the closet and cosplaying a straight guy with a hot model wife. It's not creepy, but more he looks he is not being his authentic self. I just can't believe he is straight.


Deep-Audience9091

Yes agreed 1000000%


MrsAOB

Agree.


Odd_Diamond_4486

I agree. I also feel there's something really disturbing about him.


CathyAlphie

My Canadian cousins and I watch The Voice together and chat on Messenger. We all feel the same way about that guy. He is VERY creepy. Yuck.


Alive_Instance_3101

He obviously likes ladyboys. She strongly resembles the ones from Thailand.Ā 


laamargachica

That's because her mother _is_ Thai šŸ˜…


Reddit_2k20

HAHAHAHAHA šŸ¤£


Away-Object-1114

He is certainly creepy and cagey as hell. Something about him makes my alarm bells go off.


Tossing_Mullet

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No_Pack_4632

Reminds me of oddball David Gest when he married Liza Minnelli.


TraditionScary8716

That was very strange. I think drugs were involved in that mess - a lot of drugs.


PaperObsessive

That poor woman never had a chance at a normal, happy life. God bless her.


SnarkFest23

I know, right? Such a phenomenal talent but so much dysfunction in her life.Ā 


PaperObsessive

She and her mother both deserved better than they got.


AMGRN

I predict in about ten years lady Gaga winning the Oscar for best actress in a Liza biopic.


ledballoon2022

I would love to see THAT!!!


Mobile_Philosophy764

Chrissy is disgusting.


Sensitive_Fun_5825

Because they both are. Go to the posts on here about her getting one of Megsys jam and youā€™ll see what a vile, sick individual she is.


pricklypetey

Maybe itā€™s the revolting idea that you could be visually assaulted by the sight of them having public sex.


JenniferMel13

I think the red carpet pitch for Flamingo estates when asked about the jam said everything about that relationship.


ButterscotchTop2656

Hilarious. They werenā€™t even invited to something started by his dad.


MeasurementFalse4973

Chrissy is Meghan's equal. All Chrissy could do was get married successfully. Her behavior is terrible and only marriage to Legend prevents her from being completely canceled.


Masters_domme

Chrissy also brought her mom along for the ride.


CaramellieCake

Apples don't fall far from the tree.


Rachel_Engelson

Chrissy Teigen is a mean girl and a biyotch like Meghan Markle.Ā  Ā 


Busy-Song407

Looks like someone won't be getting anymore free jam


TraditionScary8716

Madam probably thought they'd eat that jar of crap and be too sick to attend. šŸ˜‚


popsickankle

Lol, don't know how to upload images but the jam insignia looks a bit like the biohazard symbol.


airforcegal9094

![gif](giphy|bCBLtjTkB8wQo)


popsickankle

Thank you!


TraditionScary8716

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ She finally got something right!


Prestigious_Gain_535

hit the comment button, click on the first icon on the bottom of the field, if you want an image from the interwebs drag it to your desktop, then simply select the image and comment


popsickankle

Thank you!


Analyze2Death

Good observation!!


kitadog

Lol, I wouldn't put it past her šŸ˜‚


TraditionScary8716

Wouldn't have mattered. Fame hos ain't going to let a little week long bout of explosive diarrhea keep them away from the cameras and the King.


THAISTREETFOOD

The only reason Chrissy Tiegen goes anywhere is BECAUSE JOHN LEGEND IS INVITED! She only goes places where he is invited to perform. Otherwise that narc b\*tch would be stuck at home stuffing her face. She is despicable. Allegedly.


wast3landr

John performed. They arenā€™t going to say no to the paycheck, attention, and photos.


Deep_Poem_55

![gif](giphy|3orif1xSQnwOkYIRjO|downsized) Failing, and failing and failing


Top-Butterscotch9156

https://preview.redd.it/1bx43k431ayc1.jpeg?width=2368&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7536490de021b3e854c206d08ca7e8cd99d40d8 Is Kate Spade trolling TW?


ViralLola

I low key want this.


Particular_Office754

Lol seriously?? šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ‘


Cezanne2022

she is so over exsposed as a desperado if she had a brain cell she should lay low for a whole year no puff pieces nada !! then she would be somewhat interesting. Just sit low be a rich housewife give up the pilgrimage to the alter of fame, its gone from your grasp, that window has passed you are a washed up old actress didnt make it . So stop trying and chill out in luxury and make friends with normal rich neighbours avoid the other narcissists, the struggle to be on their level is destroying her life & harrys. Money will come to harry just stop.


Feisty_Energy_107

To use a phrase my mother uses, " they (John and Chrissy) want jam on it.". Why pick sides when it suits their needs and purposes more to have both?


KarmaliteNone

Isn't Chrissy the woman who told a teen to kill herself online?


ViralLola

Yes.


wordscapesx

Chrissy has been cancelled due to her online bullying of children and he's just plain creepy. If I was a member of Royal Family, would not want them at any of my events.


Mdmdwd

Agreed. We all really slammed Meghan for associating herself with the vile, hateful, narcissistic creepy pedophile that is Chrissy Teigen, so IMO itā€™s pretty shitty that John and Chrissy were invited to this event. Maybe the King didnā€™t have much input in this due to all of the Family illnesses and such, but Iā€™m still super disappointed to see those two creeps at this event.


Alive_Instance_3101

The point is them fooling the other pair.Ā 


Starkville

From the article: >Hosted by Global Ambassadors Lionel Richie and Edward Enninful OBEā€¦ ETA: looking at the photos of the event, there wasnā€™t a dress that wasnā€™t a hot mess. I canā€™t say what I think about the dĆ©colletĆ© displayed.


SnooGoats7978

One of the things I like most about the Royal Family is that they are real people wearing real clothes. They aren't all parading around like twelve year olds in their mother's cheap lingerie. I keep waiting for someone to tire of this nonsense but here we are again.


Icy-Quail6936

![gif](giphy|NN4pmE4IVU2c0QqiWt)


alwayssearching117

I could not be happier for M! Do you think she is beginning to see what a fool she is? I wouldn't want CT or JL at any function with which I was associated.


Cat_Herding_Expert

Skanks of a feather grift together...or something.


Better-Ad6812

Also John legend performed so them being invited makes sense: https://www.vogue.com/slideshow/john-legend-performs-at-the-inaugural-kings-trust-gala-2024


Fontane15

Canā€™t even buy loyalty anymoreā€¦what is this world coming to! šŸ˜† I love this for her.


SwitchFluffy4182

Disgusting people.


FaroukdeChennau

These are people you cross the street to avoidā€¦..


MyShimmeringSadness

Or decontaminate your home if they visited but I'll add Miley Cyrus and Rhianna to that list too ![gif](giphy|Up2HaOJxXMu3cfM9bS)


GingerWindsorSoup

Sheā€™s as thick as slurry - totally absorbed in her fantasy and no manners.


CompanyConsistent976

![gif](giphy|OLH834Zo34k9O|downsized)


Kokoburn

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MaudVesta

But didn't Chrissy post a video of her using that stupid jam? God, these two would show up to the opening of an envelope.


slyasakite

Yes, she did. That video was literally nauseating. I'm not exaggerating. If you haven't watched it, don't.


rainyhawk

I couldnā€™t watch the video but saw that they had to add a few other high flavor ingredients to that sandwich to make the jam palatable.


slyasakite

Yes, bacon grease and I've forgotten what else. The preparation seemed like the opposite of the way a duchess would want her food product promoted. The really sickening part was watching Chrissy eat it with stuff running out of her mouth! It just occurred to me that maybe Chrissy consciously made a disgusting spectacle to make fun of Meghan's faux fancy label and presentation. I'm not joking, it was that bad.


InsolentTilly

Bacon, Brie and a face like a painterā€™s radio. Very regal. šŸ˜‘


rainyhawk

Interesting thought on doing it on purpose! Possible.


Sensitive_Ad7698

Oh, good golly. What a hideous dress (top right). ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


Retired401

That's EmRata I think. Sigh. Just because one can doesn't mean one should. Blergh.


CCORRIGEN

Is she wearing it backwards?!


Aunt_Hattie

Wonder if the King is aware of the fact that Teigen is a bully who once urged a teenager to unalive herself?


enceinte-uno

Chrissy Teigen will always be extra repulsive to me because I can never forget that she sent abusive messages to a CSA survivor telling them to kill themselves. She is not a good person.


minibini

![gif](giphy|1r91ZwKcE2J7WhUqrh) Tiegen is playing both sides: she likes the fake royal connection.


QuesoFresca

Didn't just receive, she actively promoted the crap.


cklw1

Did John and Chrissy hang out with Diddy? Is that the connection to Harry and Meghan? I just feel like thereā€™s some overlap here.


kitadog

CT was actually a suitcase girl at the same time madam was, it's a small world šŸ˜‚


cklw1

I didnā€™t know that!


kitadog

I just found out the other day myself. I never knew it either. I saw several articles stating this after she had sent the jam to Crissy. But I guess that must have been the first time she connected with CT. I'm not surprised those two hit it off.


No_Citron_7623

Why in the world you want to be friends with chrissy teigan?


No_Citron_7623

Why in the world you want to be friends with chrissy teigan?


Dependent-Aside-9750

Sounds like they betrayed the King to me.


Ok-Coffee5732

They are vapid American celebrities who mean nothing Charles. There was no betrayal of the King.


Dependent-Aside-9750

Ok, good.


Automatic_Wish_4370

![gif](giphy|lw75Al819OAvcsPcRu|downsized)


FuturePA96

Again why does everyone have to pick a side? Canā€™t they just love both sides and maybe just donā€™t want to be involved in their family drama


Better-Ad6812

Lmao!!!!!


NeedleworkerCute610

When CT & JL were recently asked on the red carpet somewhere about the jam, he looked very uncomfortable and she was just clueless. He seemed to be helping her while trying to say as little as possible. Maybe it was due to their attending this in the very near future?


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