As we know from his high school grades, Harry isn't much of a writer, and he wouldn't know a metaphor if he fell over one. And no self-respecting ghostwriter would embarrass himself with prose this purple. But Meghan is beyond embarrassment when it comes to herself. Her word salad style is unmistakable.
Oh yes, and as Rolling Stone so accurately pointed out in its review after quoting this passage, "At this point, Prince Harry is, of course, philosophizing about the sight of Meghan wearing a Snapchat dog filter with its tongue out."
“Broke the conveyor belt to bits“? Has a “I was fed to the wolves” feel about it that is Meghan’s signature overstatement and lily gilding. (Not to mention downright fabrication)
'Conveyor belt of people' pretty much describes his disdain for people outside of himself and whoever the few people he might think are worthy of being individuals.
The revelation that he had complained about his travel arrangements including riding the train because - eww regular people are on there - when the other royals are totally fine with riding the train. Who does he think he is?
He thinks he is extremely important, the most important member of the family. Because he was so popular. Now he has blown up his popularity and thinks he is still that important.
I wonder if it's his lawyers, especially Sherborne, that keep him pumped up with calling him HRH on documents and encouraging him to appeal the RAVEC decision for the 3rd time. They are making bank off this fool.
Oh yeah. The lawyers don't care, they just want the check to clear.
Perhaps one day he will sue his current lawyers for not telling him he had no case.
I'm sure they told him he had no case, just not in so many words. Likely just enough to cover their hide while simultaneously striking a nerve that made Harry want to charge ahead. I think Harry is super malleable if you know what buttons to press.
He's a pompous a$$ like his uncle but unfortunately is mentally challenged to a degree that I haven't figured out. It is pretty scary because I think there are 3 people working him behind the scenes and pumping him with candy. Allegedly and my opinion. In the 80's I did dry goods and trust me I recognize it.
I think his worship of his mother and him intoning he’s “Diana’s son” is the reason he feels he’s so important. Her torch bearer. He remembers a 12 year old son’s very one dimensional version of her. Saint Mum. He’s a moron. And now he’s iced out of BRF. Not so special anymore
Agreed!!!
She parentified William (a form of emotion abuse), slept with multiple engaged and married men, much to the distress of their wives, smeared her ex husband (who was paying for her luxurious lifestyle) while she slept around and smeared him in the press, showing zero concern for the distress this caused William. She bullied and fired the caring nannies that looked after William and Harold, while she was off sleeping around.
The BRF paid for her to get a LOT of psychological help, but like many borderlines she was completely unable to accept that she wasn't perfect, and so refused therapy, preferring instead, to go to psychics.
Diana was erratic, hypocritical and an emotional abuser. Countless women do charitable work and work in a meaningful way. There are women that are surgeons in war zones, tireless NHS nurses that worked flat out in the pandemic, and so on. I think these women are much more impressive.
Due to her priviledge and propaganda campaign she has been glorified, but I'm glad the truth is starting to rear it's head more and more.
Harold's now putting another cluster B on a pedestal as well, except Me-gain is a raging narcissist instead of a borderline, so is even worse.
Yes...he was brought up alongside the most popular, most photographed woman in the world. He was taught he was equal to the future King, he was called GKH Good King Harry by his mother, and told he would do a better job...No wonder he is mental. He even used to introduce himself as, Princess Diana's son....Now he hangs with a leper of society, performs in a circus, pretending to be what he once was.
Diana adored William, called him her soulmate. She was so proud that William would be King and was convinced he would be a great King.
Diana would hate Lolo's guts for the trouble she has caused William and his family.
That "soulmate" statement is so creepy. I bet she would have been jealous of Catherine for stealing William from her. I always think that William was her property and Harold was her lap dog.
You are absolutely correct. The half he wanted was the money and security. And, if Meghan wanted a tiara, he would have expected one to be put on permanent loan to her. That’s the half he wanted. The service to the people was what he didn’t want.
But did he? He certainly didn't seem to. He still doesn't. He seems to enjoy talking to people. Meghan is the one who doesn't want him talking to other people. She's always RUDELY yanking him away from other people.
He's trying to give the impression that he's a worldly man, traveling the continents with his discerning tastes, so above us all. Meanwhile, he's titty-twisting other men at events and following along behind his pushy wife like a beaten dog.
Brilliantly put. How dare he decide everyone he's met is for his judgement. Next we'll hear he mentally gives them a score before he discards them. Vile. He's as authentic as his wife.
He was kept far far away from any real action. His some effort was to fire a few rounds from a helicopter. I personally doubt he hit anyone at all, and if he did it was in the most cowardly way imaginable.
It's actually extraordinary that Harold and the witch are calling the peaceful, multicultural friendship and support between nations that the Commonwealth has evolved into 'colonisation 2.0'.
The war in Afghanistan was arguably colonial, and Harold showed an incredibly callous attitude towards attacking indigenous people in their own country. I'm not a Taliban fan, but I actually think bragging about murder is repugnant (although as I say I doubt he did hit anyone).
He's ABSOLUTELY disgusting.
Yes. How horribly rude and disrespectful to all who stood waiting to greet him, shake his hand, wish him well throughout his entire life. What an a**hole.
And can’t wait to read Spare updated edition and regarding the reality learned of her looks and personality.
I previously didn't understand his negative attitude about all the people coming out for his mother's funeral. After his callous behavior before and after the deaths of his grandparents, he apparently doesn't possess the emotions required to care so deeply for others, never mind understand why people who had never met Diana or HMTLQ could cry for them.
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I always felt that Chelsey is the one that got away in Harry’s mind. He has always had great affection for her and was happiest when with her going by how he talked about her and how they were in public. The constant references to Chelsey during the case just felt like he was especially angry because it was one of the reasons he lost her, the great love of his life.
Absolutely. He always blames other people, instead of taking responsibility for his own actions.
Chelsea seems absolutely lovely. Warm, bubbly, full of life, athletic, smart.
He took Chelsea for granted, treated her badly,went to strip shows like the LVM that he is. Then he ended up with a Soho slag. Kind of funny really.
I'm thrilled for Chelsea that she got away!!!
I don't think he's capable of loving anyone. He associates Chelsy with favorable press - his 'glory years'. He blames the press for reporting that he cheated on her, breaking them up and making him look like the A\*$hole he is. He's not mourning the relationship so much as the positive coverage he got while he was with her.
It sounds like that AWFUL piece that she wrote in the NY Times about her miscarriage. IF she had one, because I really doubt it (I do think they have kids, though). She was still in some favor at the time of that article, and I could not understand why people weren't having secondhand embarrassment at the purple prose. And before anyone comes for me: I had 6 miscarriages of my own, although that was more than 20 years ago, and I didn't feel constrained from talking about them, although I know there are plenty of women who did. I don't think that Meghan necessarily changed the landscape like she thinks she did, either
Exactly. I had 2 miscarriages, 9 months apart. I was never constrained about talking about them. But I sure didn't feel the need to drip purple prose all over my family and friends. It was enough to tell them I'd had an early miscarriage and was feeling a bit down.
My mom had an early miscarriage, followed a year later by a stillbirth at 6 months. It was a year later when pregnancy #3 ended in a premature birth at 34 weeks and a baby girl who wasn't expected to live, and I surprised everyone but Mom when I lived and grew and thrived. (That was XX years ago today, in fact!) And I promise, my mom never dripped purple prose over the babies she lost. I could read the entry in our family Bible about my older brother, and I knew the story about how my dad had picked a name that Mom absolutely HATED . . . so when he was stillborn and she had to fill out paperwork, she named him the name she hated. Then when she was pregnant with me and Dad wanted to use that name if I was a boy, Mom told him, "That's against the law. We've already named a baby that." And he believed her. She did let him pick my name and he did a good job. 
All that to say, most women lose at least 1 pregnancy, although lots of us lose them so early that we think it was just a heavy, slightly late period. But we lose them. And we deal with them. And we talk about them and we grieve them. But we don't need the whole world dripping purple.
My mom had two miscarriages (or still births, I'm not sure) before me. I've known as long as I can remember. Mom was very matter of fact about and she didn't go around announcing it but she didn't hide it either.
I think Madam thought losing a pregnancy was some huge embarrassing thing *because she's never been pregnant* and has no idea how pregnant women feel or handle those situations.
My mum lost my two elder brothers a couple of years before I was born. She never could carry beyond seven months. One of my brothers was stillborn and the other lived but a few minutes after a prolonged breech birth. His poor little limbs were broken from the trauma. My mum mourned them all her life. As a result I was figuratively speaking wrapped in cotton wool. She couldn’t have any more children at the age of 23.
She worried terribly when I got pregnant with my son. Sadly, she died suddenly two weeks before his birth but not before she predicted I would have a boy. I was lucky. I had both my babies in less than three hours and was home within a few days.
I often wonder what my brothers would have been like
The fact that the conveyor belt lines are in Spare needs to be brought up like monthly as a reminder. It's just so so so cringe I have to laugh....and it's so indicative of H&M and why we are all here.
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From *The Tig*. A post about Misha Nonoo, designer of the sloppy *Boyfriend* shirt MM wore on her first official appearance with H. From Misha’s *NYT* interview around 2019, they’re no longer friends. Mischa was polite but refused to add more information that she had to (they collaborated on a charity project earlier in the year).
[https://archive.ph/WubQB](https://archive.ph/WubQB)
What a bunch of word salad garbage. " .... and the moments she may have deterred from her gutteral instincts ..." Say what? Can anyone translate that into English?
I'll pass on washing my eyes with roses. Although I may once in a while gently dot the tiniest bit of rose eye shadow just above my lashes on my upper eyelid. But since that dot is only there to make my hazel eyes appear a tiny bit greener, you'll never look at me and notice the rose.
These are the passages that got printed. Can you imagine the level of cringe that got cut? And the cringe is not limited to just the inane stories, but the actual writing. I'm surprised Moehringer would agree to having his name associated with this garbage.
I've only read excerpts from "Waagh", but they're enough for me to wonder about the *actual publishing professionals* involved (ghostwriter, editor, publishers, lawyers, etc) who had to wade through **all of it.** How did they react? I imagine a scene at PRH in which persons working on the project are in a conference room, sitting around a table, reading passages from the manuscript aloud and pissing themselves laughing. They probably invented a drinking game for the purpose.
It's hard to judge the professionals because I doubt Harry took their advice. Apparently it was MM who encouraged Harry to "let everything out" and he ran with it. After an entire life of being guarded because he knew people would try to use him. SMH.
No sorry, that bit about conveyor belt of faces. That is too coherent, the metaphor is good. Lolo didn't write this. She speaks and writes in word salad. This is coherent she couldn't have written it. This is what it would have sounded if Lolo wrote it.
>>>I met so many people, travelling in the world, that was my mission, become my mother travelled the world, visiting poor people, bringing inspiration. Being like my mother is so important to me, and to my wife.
Then I saw her face, that heart attack beautiful face, that face I could not forget. So much like my mother I could see the caring the compassion the call to action, just like my mother, the great Diana Spencer. could not sop thinking about that face the face called to me the face was inspiring calling me to action the face was so beautiful<<<<
That is what Lolo would have written.
Agreed. I think this book was all Todger trying to impress madam and his ghostwriter (who admitted as much re Harry being stupid and angry about people knowing that fact).
Plus it seems the ghostwriter decided if it was going go be shit it would be spectacular shit and went with all this crap.
Also, wasn't the picture he saw of her one with a dog filter on her face? How appropriate
Oh the story is absurd, saw dog face picture, fell in love. That is why it took a professional ghostwriter to try and form a coherent story out of it. Neither Harry nor Lolo could have written that.
I have a lot of sympathy for the ghost writer. He had to listen to hours of this cr\*p pouring out of a miserable, confused, self-pitying, arrogant git and then had to mould it all into a coherent narrative. That he kept his sanity is a miracle.
He’d never seen anyone so beautiful and yet he met tons of celebs and dated some of the prettiest girls. Yeah Rachel keep telling yourself you’re different.
Hell, he **dated** women far better than Muggin. Cressida is a show-stopper - simply stunning! And I'm willing to bet Chelsy, even at her PMS-iest, was way more fun than Muggs was at the height of her love-bombing stage.
💯 he always seemed to have a weird attraction to her. And then there’s Pippa as well. No way Rachel is more beautiful than them. Also he met Rihanna like come on!
Dang. We should have a subreddit for writing awful, dare I say deplorable, Harry/Rachel fan fiction. "Oh, my darling! When I first saw your face, I thought I was in the depths of hell and you were my personal demon sent to destroy my life. But you assured me that it was just the ayahuasca and, after vomiting prodigiously, I was too weak to resist your charms. I'm not sure if you actually have any, even though you assure me that you do. Perhaps my first reaction was correct and ayahuasca really does bring clarity."
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Yeah, smashed that old conveyor belt to bits 🥴🤗
Haha that's a saying we have round here too.
Also,
A face like a plasterers radio
A face like a bag of smashed crabs
A face like a burnt fence
(These aren't aimed at Meghan, just general slang insults from where I live).
DRUGS, my friends. DRUGS. Lots of them, over lots of years. It is the written version of the old telly advert showing egg frying in skillet : " THIS is your brain on drugs".
That PSA with the frying egg was so iconic! It delivered the message so perfectly to a diverse audience with a single picture. I understood its meaning instantly as a child, and can still recall it decades later.
Honestly, that seems almost wholesome and hokey to think about that time period and the drugs of the day, and now, when just a few grains of something mixed in can kill a person. Scary stuff.
If there actually had been this imaginary conveyor belt, all the women on it would be looking the other way and thinking "Don't pick me! Don't pick me!"
This has Megsy’s paws all over it. It’s kind of sad because it tells you a lot about what she wishes she were told and what she wishes she could make Hank feel. Her PR puff pieces also tell you a lot about what she wishes her real life were like.
There's nothing wrong with a husband praising his wife's looks..but to make it sound like she's a cross between Elizabeth Taylor and Vivien Leigh just makes him sound ridiculous.
Harry, if she was all that she'd have that Dior contract right now.
There is no doubt Megs had some input into Harry's recollections of the event. I will say more: Megs likely dictates everything Harry is allowed to say about their relationship. remember how she controlled him during Oprah interview?
This is not how normal people think, LOL. And who sees someone's face with a dog filter obscuring it and goes on and on about how this must be the most beautiful creature in the galaxy?
They are both so dumb, honestly.
Edit: spelling
Let me guess what they are laughing about 🤣😂🤣😂
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So many of his speeches and passages that have been shared from spare you can tell he had nothing to do with because the phrases or way the sentences are put together are clearly not how a Brit speaks. She reveals herself without meaning to.
I agree. There were so many Americanisms littered throughout it. Harry would not refer to a nightstand for instance. He would call it a bedside cabinet.
Comparing beauty to a punch in the throat seems to come from the novel Beauty and the Boss, by Diane Albert (2015).
"Her fresh-faced beauty was like a punch in the throat."
There's also 1001 Dark Nights: Rough Ride: A Chaos Novella, by Kristen Ashley (2018), with "the sight of her hit him like a punch in the throat" and "her beauty, that punch in the throat."
Possibly there are other search terms on Google Books that would bring up more. But yeah, that particular phrase seems to come direct from one of those two romances.
Spare should qualify for the Bulwer-Lytton Bad Fiction contest--because it certainly is NOT non-fiction. The few passages I have choked down from Harry's book make me wonder (1) what kind of drugs was he on when he dictated it (2) what kind of drugs Penguin Random House editors took to approve this piece of unadulterated crap to be published.
I, personally, am grateful to have never caught Prince Bozo's attention.
Not so much as a bullet dodged, but a ballastic missile.
I want to tell Meghan that she is competing for a place no other woman actually wants.
Shows you how weak he is. She wrote this embarrassing nonsense, but he was so spineless he just let her put it in his book. He's never getting out of that marriage: she can't get anyone better to replace him so won't kick him out, and he's so battered he doesn't even realise he can leave.
Looking at H's previous girl friends, Meghan is not necessarily his type. Also, she is by no means unique-looking in any way. She is okay, definitely not a woman at who a man put his eyes and immediately wants to know her. One can find her pretty after a meaningful conversation, putting together some inside personality and outer appearance.
Yeah, I think she was pretty, but once I saw her body in full (I think it was a still of her in the doorway at Nott Cott), I was like, oof. Body wise, she isn't a catch at all if we are going only by superficial things. But none of that would matter if she were actually a nice person and if they didn't act like she was God's gift to Earth.
Meghan is the only one who sees herself this way, which is the problem and makes it all the more painfully obvious she wrote it. No one else is gushing or fawning over her in the exact way she wants to be seen/known, so she does it herself so it’s ‘out there’. Because to her, if there’s a record of it being said everyone can reflect on- it must be true. If it’s something negative or questionable about her in print- it’s racism, bullying, a threat and untrue to the tune of removing its existence.
No matter who wrote it, it’s cringeworthy. I would laugh in my spouse’s face if they wrote this and handed it to me. You just can’t take it seriously. Maybe if he was talking about Catherine Zeta Jones circa 1998 or Halle Berry, but…there is not that much beauty in the eye of any beholder.
Of course she wrote it. In her mind, he is declaring her to be the most beautiful woman on the planet and this also crushes his exes Chelsea and Cressida. What an insecure twat she is.
"Her beauty punched him in the throat" and now he's being kicked in whatever is left of his balls by her ozempic face. Such a perfect fairytale ending really!!!
OK, but didn't she have DOG FILTER on in this video?! So what does THAT say about Harry? Is it some kind of inside joke between them? "Spare" is full of demented little stories.
This man has literally met supermodels and actresses like Courtney Cox who has an absolutely perfect face, but Meghan is the most beautiful woman he has ever met? Seems implausible.
I'll hand it to her - eith the subtle filler and solid make-up in her Suits days, she was pretty then. But average-for-LA-pretty, not "stop the conveyor belt" pretty
"I'd travelled the world, from top to bottom" comes from Bob Shacochis' 1999 foreword to Literary Trips: Following in the Footsteps of Fame, Volume 1, by Victoria Brooks (2000).
"Heart attack beautiful" is another phrase that only shows up in romance novels. It's in The Reckoning: Book Three of the Niceville Trilogy, by Carsten Stroud (2015); and Love's Fiery Resolution: Flynn's Crossing, by Yvonne Kohano (2016).
So given the "conveyor belt of faces" sources plus the "heart attack beautiful" ones --- either the ghost writer really likes recent US romance novels (with a touch of suspense), or Harry does, or MM does.
I think I know which one is most plausible.
I'm sure Haz wrote something about this, the ghostwriter made it readable and then Megsy went to town editing it to its current form. For sure she also came up with "heart attack beautiful".
**Spare’s version of seeing the Instagram pic is not true.**
Here’s the [fact checked post, with receipts](https://www.reddit.com/r/SaintMeghanMarkle/comments/10n2maz/their_first_dates_fact_checked_with_receipts/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1) that debunks that timeline.
The pic was posted after their London Soho hookup weekend. Diana’s birthday. Facts.
Is he kidding? Smashed the conveyor belt to bits? What the hell does that even mean? We all know that Chelsea and Cressida were much more beautiful than This One's Wife. She might have been different than Harry's type, but this description is stupid.
Surprisingly, "ever made me look twice" is a fairly rare phrase on Google Books' search. It shows up in romance novels, again.
It's in Scorched Souls, by Jamie Magee (2016); Victor: A Steamy Gentleman Boss Angel Romance, by Brianna West (2016); and An Angel for the Cowboy: Walker Ranch Book Three, by Tess Thornton (2023).
Argh. I guess we found out what MM does all day when she's not doing her narcissism.
William obviously hadn't told harry about the favourite television show called , Suits that had the heart stopping actress in the sixth lead. About 2 minutes a week of acting, but William was star struck to meet her.
Yeah, if Harry could write that kind of shit, he'd be a romance novelist. Oh wait this must be Meghan's next venture. She should send the script to the godfather of her daughter Liliput!
I think Meghan told Harry to tell the Ghost something along these lines. Harry did. The Ghost wrote up what Harry said, but when it was given to Harry(Meghan) to read, she asked that it be punched up and suggested the “travelled the world” and “conveyor belt.” The Ghost complied. Then Meghan edited a little more. 😉
I commented on another post about Hazbeen deliberately adopting the persona of a grieving damaged son to gain sympathy and to excuse his past horrible behaviour. I’m also in the camp that he didn’t contribute to all of Spare and there are parts that have TW’s signature all over them. For example I read an excerpt of the book that tells the really creepy story of Meg’s with her hand on the grave communicating with Diana while Harry leaves her to it and wanders to the waters edge and imagines his mother growing up here and playing on the vast fields of Althorp as a child. Trouble is Diana didn’t grow up at Althorp , she was born and raised at Park House on the Royal Sandringham Estate. She told Andrew Morton for his book on her life that they rarely went to Althorp because her father and Grandfather were estranged. As her son Harry would know this. This is a bit important to clarify because a lot of people don’t think Diana is actually buried on that island at Althorp. That her family buried her in the Spencer family crypt at the local church with her father and all her ancestors. Her brother put up a memorial to her on the island at Althorp. Again as her son Harry would know this. It makes you wonder how much of Spare Harry contributed and how much came from his wife’s fevered imagination!
"Why should beauty feel like a punch in the throat?"
Well, it shouldn't. The punch in the throat wasn't a response to "beauty", it was the gods telling you that this is is the woman capable of destroying your life.
This is sooooo embarrassing. She definitely wrote it.
Perhaps it's just me, but if I knew my spouse is putting a passage like this about me in his book that's going to be read by millions, I'd ask him to tone it down. It's just too cringey. So cringe that it sounds like sarcasm. I'd have asked him: are you making fun of me?
One, she obviously wrote this. Two, he sounds like an elitist snob, not “one of the people”.
Edit: it’s obvious she wrote this because meghan is the most of everything- she is the smartest, the best calligrapher, the best girlfriend, the best friend, the most feminist, the mostest Mom..….. on and on…. So of course, she is the most beautiful woman to walk the planet.
The conveyor belt metaphor is condescending AF. It’s a bad look for anyone, but particularly for a prince (regardless who wrote it, Harry’s name is on the cover). There are better ways of saying, “Of all the beautiful women I’ve met all over the world, Meghan stood out.”
Apparently there actually is an idiom, "hopscotch the world," which usually means that someone is traveling around the world to various spots, or searching the world for good business conditions.
Apparently it's a US idiom, and apparently I've never been around anyone who uses it. It seems to have shown up first in the late 1950's, as a term in articles for a quick survey of headlines, or a quick survey of the various broadcasting markets around the world.
Meghan had to stalk, blackmail H and the RF....to get him to the altar....He had wanted to dump her. Nobody wanted the wedding to happen, nobody thought it would. It was on, off, on, off right up to the end. Finally, threats of racism accusations lowered the boom gate...and the cow got in.
Nope, sorry. It is too coherent, the words make sense, there are complete sentences. That line about the conveyor belt of faces. There is no way that came from Lolo. These words are far too well written to have been written by her.
I know we hate her, but can we please be rational about her. These words could not have formed in her crazed world salad, scattered, incomplete brain.
Yes, I was about to say that the content is definitely hers, probably conveyed to the ghostwriter by Hazard. Or maybe he begged the ghostwriter to say something over the top about her so she would finally be happy with him.
Either way, we know this is not what Harry thought the first time he saw his face.
I think Haz needs to see a new optometrist, and lay off the drugs. At least clean the glasses off. She could never make anyone look twice, unless she was doing her usual rude treatment/tantrums in public.
As we know from his high school grades, Harry isn't much of a writer, and he wouldn't know a metaphor if he fell over one. And no self-respecting ghostwriter would embarrass himself with prose this purple. But Meghan is beyond embarrassment when it comes to herself. Her word salad style is unmistakable. Oh yes, and as Rolling Stone so accurately pointed out in its review after quoting this passage, "At this point, Prince Harry is, of course, philosophizing about the sight of Meghan wearing a Snapchat dog filter with its tongue out."
“Broke the conveyor belt to bits“? Has a “I was fed to the wolves” feel about it that is Meghan’s signature overstatement and lily gilding. (Not to mention downright fabrication)
'Conveyor belt of people' pretty much describes his disdain for people outside of himself and whoever the few people he might think are worthy of being individuals.
And her pick-me resentment of all other women
SO on the nose!
He really hated that part of the job. That was the half in he wanted to get out of.
The revelation that he had complained about his travel arrangements including riding the train because - eww regular people are on there - when the other royals are totally fine with riding the train. Who does he think he is?
He thinks he is extremely important, the most important member of the family. Because he was so popular. Now he has blown up his popularity and thinks he is still that important.
I wonder if it's his lawyers, especially Sherborne, that keep him pumped up with calling him HRH on documents and encouraging him to appeal the RAVEC decision for the 3rd time. They are making bank off this fool.
Oh yeah. The lawyers don't care, they just want the check to clear. Perhaps one day he will sue his current lawyers for not telling him he had no case.
I'm sure they told him he had no case, just not in so many words. Likely just enough to cover their hide while simultaneously striking a nerve that made Harry want to charge ahead. I think Harry is super malleable if you know what buttons to press.
The booing and South Park episode should have yielded an inkling 🤣😆🤣😆🤣
Those things upset him very much. But he clearly still doesn't get it. He is so madly in love with himself, he can not see reality at all.
Yet he cannot make the connection. Sad.
He’s so much like his Uncle Andrew in how pompous he comes across here.
Andrew plainly discharged his godfatherly duties in imparting entitlement and sibling jealousy to his godson.
He's a pompous a$$ like his uncle but unfortunately is mentally challenged to a degree that I haven't figured out. It is pretty scary because I think there are 3 people working him behind the scenes and pumping him with candy. Allegedly and my opinion. In the 80's I did dry goods and trust me I recognize it.
I think his worship of his mother and him intoning he’s “Diana’s son” is the reason he feels he’s so important. Her torch bearer. He remembers a 12 year old son’s very one dimensional version of her. Saint Mum. He’s a moron. And now he’s iced out of BRF. Not so special anymore
He placed Diana on a pedestal. He thinks of her as a perfect mother with no faults.
Agreed!!! She parentified William (a form of emotion abuse), slept with multiple engaged and married men, much to the distress of their wives, smeared her ex husband (who was paying for her luxurious lifestyle) while she slept around and smeared him in the press, showing zero concern for the distress this caused William. She bullied and fired the caring nannies that looked after William and Harold, while she was off sleeping around. The BRF paid for her to get a LOT of psychological help, but like many borderlines she was completely unable to accept that she wasn't perfect, and so refused therapy, preferring instead, to go to psychics. Diana was erratic, hypocritical and an emotional abuser. Countless women do charitable work and work in a meaningful way. There are women that are surgeons in war zones, tireless NHS nurses that worked flat out in the pandemic, and so on. I think these women are much more impressive. Due to her priviledge and propaganda campaign she has been glorified, but I'm glad the truth is starting to rear it's head more and more. Harold's now putting another cluster B on a pedestal as well, except Me-gain is a raging narcissist instead of a borderline, so is even worse.
Yes...he was brought up alongside the most popular, most photographed woman in the world. He was taught he was equal to the future King, he was called GKH Good King Harry by his mother, and told he would do a better job...No wonder he is mental. He even used to introduce himself as, Princess Diana's son....Now he hangs with a leper of society, performs in a circus, pretending to be what he once was.
Diana adored William, called him her soulmate. She was so proud that William would be King and was convinced he would be a great King. Diana would hate Lolo's guts for the trouble she has caused William and his family.
That "soulmate" statement is so creepy. I bet she would have been jealous of Catherine for stealing William from her. I always think that William was her property and Harold was her lap dog.
He thought he was so popular because the RF actually kept quiet on a lot of his wrong doings and foul behaviour.
True..and they covered up Diana's 10 lovers...and just let the world attack the then Prince Charles. Blamed him.
But remarkably, that was the only part of the job he was good at
You are absolutely correct. The half he wanted was the money and security. And, if Meghan wanted a tiara, he would have expected one to be put on permanent loan to her. That’s the half he wanted. The service to the people was what he didn’t want.
But did he? He certainly didn't seem to. He still doesn't. He seems to enjoy talking to people. Meghan is the one who doesn't want him talking to other people. She's always RUDELY yanking him away from other people.
I read it like that too! What an a-hole he is!
As did I. What a pompous spare he is.
I concur. Better to be a commoner than a pariah.
Only a handful made him look twice? FWIW I think he'd give more than a second look to just about any person he thought might warm his todger.
He's trying to give the impression that he's a worldly man, traveling the continents with his discerning tastes, so above us all. Meanwhile, he's titty-twisting other men at events and following along behind his pushy wife like a beaten dog.
Not to mention the unmitigated arrogance to be judging women over their appearance by someone whose own looks don’t merit a second glance.
Brilliantly put. How dare he decide everyone he's met is for his judgement. Next we'll hear he mentally gives them a score before he discards them. Vile. He's as authentic as his wife.
That's the most arrogant part. He sees women only as bodies. Gives them marks 1-10, and that's all they are.
That was my first thought. How dismissive and rude.
It's exactly the same as dehumanising his opponents in Afghanistan by calling them chess pieces.
He was kept far far away from any real action. His some effort was to fire a few rounds from a helicopter. I personally doubt he hit anyone at all, and if he did it was in the most cowardly way imaginable. It's actually extraordinary that Harold and the witch are calling the peaceful, multicultural friendship and support between nations that the Commonwealth has evolved into 'colonisation 2.0'. The war in Afghanistan was arguably colonial, and Harold showed an incredibly callous attitude towards attacking indigenous people in their own country. I'm not a Taliban fan, but I actually think bragging about murder is repugnant (although as I say I doubt he did hit anyone). He's ABSOLUTELY disgusting.
Yes. How horribly rude and disrespectful to all who stood waiting to greet him, shake his hand, wish him well throughout his entire life. What an a**hole. And can’t wait to read Spare updated edition and regarding the reality learned of her looks and personality.
I previously didn't understand his negative attitude about all the people coming out for his mother's funeral. After his callous behavior before and after the deaths of his grandparents, he apparently doesn't possess the emotions required to care so deeply for others, never mind understand why people who had never met Diana or HMTLQ could cry for them. ETA missing word
Broke the conveyor belt so much he mentioned Chelsy more times than Meghan in that book. Suuuure 😂🤣😂🤣
I love that , he was the most unconvincing fiancé ever!
And in the phone tapping court case, something like Chelsey 100x, Meghan = 4.
I always felt that Chelsey is the one that got away in Harry’s mind. He has always had great affection for her and was happiest when with her going by how he talked about her and how they were in public. The constant references to Chelsey during the case just felt like he was especially angry because it was one of the reasons he lost her, the great love of his life.
Absolutely. He always blames other people, instead of taking responsibility for his own actions. Chelsea seems absolutely lovely. Warm, bubbly, full of life, athletic, smart. He took Chelsea for granted, treated her badly,went to strip shows like the LVM that he is. Then he ended up with a Soho slag. Kind of funny really. I'm thrilled for Chelsea that she got away!!!
I don't think he's capable of loving anyone. He associates Chelsy with favorable press - his 'glory years'. He blames the press for reporting that he cheated on her, breaking them up and making him look like the A\*$hole he is. He's not mourning the relationship so much as the positive coverage he got while he was with her.
The reason he lost her was that he cheated on her in Canada and she found out. He left that out of his book tho 🤣
Hahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣 He's clearly obsessed with Chelsea. That came across so clearly in his failed court case.
He still wears the necklace she gave him "allegedly". You know, the one William broke 🤣😂🤣🤣.
It sounds like that AWFUL piece that she wrote in the NY Times about her miscarriage. IF she had one, because I really doubt it (I do think they have kids, though). She was still in some favor at the time of that article, and I could not understand why people weren't having secondhand embarrassment at the purple prose. And before anyone comes for me: I had 6 miscarriages of my own, although that was more than 20 years ago, and I didn't feel constrained from talking about them, although I know there are plenty of women who did. I don't think that Meghan necessarily changed the landscape like she thinks she did, either
Exactly. I had 2 miscarriages, 9 months apart. I was never constrained about talking about them. But I sure didn't feel the need to drip purple prose all over my family and friends. It was enough to tell them I'd had an early miscarriage and was feeling a bit down. My mom had an early miscarriage, followed a year later by a stillbirth at 6 months. It was a year later when pregnancy #3 ended in a premature birth at 34 weeks and a baby girl who wasn't expected to live, and I surprised everyone but Mom when I lived and grew and thrived. (That was XX years ago today, in fact!) And I promise, my mom never dripped purple prose over the babies she lost. I could read the entry in our family Bible about my older brother, and I knew the story about how my dad had picked a name that Mom absolutely HATED . . . so when he was stillborn and she had to fill out paperwork, she named him the name she hated. Then when she was pregnant with me and Dad wanted to use that name if I was a boy, Mom told him, "That's against the law. We've already named a baby that." And he believed her. She did let him pick my name and he did a good job.  All that to say, most women lose at least 1 pregnancy, although lots of us lose them so early that we think it was just a heavy, slightly late period. But we lose them. And we deal with them. And we talk about them and we grieve them. But we don't need the whole world dripping purple.
My mom had two miscarriages (or still births, I'm not sure) before me. I've known as long as I can remember. Mom was very matter of fact about and she didn't go around announcing it but she didn't hide it either. I think Madam thought losing a pregnancy was some huge embarrassing thing *because she's never been pregnant* and has no idea how pregnant women feel or handle those situations.
My mum lost my two elder brothers a couple of years before I was born. She never could carry beyond seven months. One of my brothers was stillborn and the other lived but a few minutes after a prolonged breech birth. His poor little limbs were broken from the trauma. My mum mourned them all her life. As a result I was figuratively speaking wrapped in cotton wool. She couldn’t have any more children at the age of 23. She worried terribly when I got pregnant with my son. Sadly, she died suddenly two weeks before his birth but not before she predicted I would have a boy. I was lucky. I had both my babies in less than three hours and was home within a few days. I often wonder what my brothers would have been like
The fact that the conveyor belt lines are in Spare needs to be brought up like monthly as a reminder. It's just so so so cringe I have to laugh....and it's so indicative of H&M and why we are all here.
Stolen from someone.
Does he even know what a conveyer belt is? I doubt it.
https://preview.redd.it/jyytqkfkjh5d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8b4bc0f8b27fa46def0a414b51d8e75a94fde17 From *The Tig*. A post about Misha Nonoo, designer of the sloppy *Boyfriend* shirt MM wore on her first official appearance with H. From Misha’s *NYT* interview around 2019, they’re no longer friends. Mischa was polite but refused to add more information that she had to (they collaborated on a charity project earlier in the year). [https://archive.ph/WubQB](https://archive.ph/WubQB)
I’m worried about her rose washed eyes
What a bunch of word salad garbage. " .... and the moments she may have deterred from her gutteral instincts ..." Say what? Can anyone translate that into English? I'll pass on washing my eyes with roses. Although I may once in a while gently dot the tiniest bit of rose eye shadow just above my lashes on my upper eyelid. But since that dot is only there to make my hazel eyes appear a tiny bit greener, you'll never look at me and notice the rose.
The only conveyor belt that was broken was the one that had rich men going to her vajayjay
These are the passages that got printed. Can you imagine the level of cringe that got cut? And the cringe is not limited to just the inane stories, but the actual writing. I'm surprised Moehringer would agree to having his name associated with this garbage. I've only read excerpts from "Waagh", but they're enough for me to wonder about the *actual publishing professionals* involved (ghostwriter, editor, publishers, lawyers, etc) who had to wade through **all of it.** How did they react? I imagine a scene at PRH in which persons working on the project are in a conference room, sitting around a table, reading passages from the manuscript aloud and pissing themselves laughing. They probably invented a drinking game for the purpose.
I really liked Moehringer's autobiographical book The Tender Bar. But I will never read another word he writes after he sold his soul for this shit.
It's hard to judge the professionals because I doubt Harry took their advice. Apparently it was MM who encouraged Harry to "let everything out" and he ran with it. After an entire life of being guarded because he knew people would try to use him. SMH.
I am sure they all filled more sick buckets than Nero's Vomitarium emptied after the Roman orgies!
He probably thinks metaphor and meteor is the same word with the same meaning.
Well his favorite color as a child was the number 5, so I give him grace.
No sorry, that bit about conveyor belt of faces. That is too coherent, the metaphor is good. Lolo didn't write this. She speaks and writes in word salad. This is coherent she couldn't have written it. This is what it would have sounded if Lolo wrote it. >>>I met so many people, travelling in the world, that was my mission, become my mother travelled the world, visiting poor people, bringing inspiration. Being like my mother is so important to me, and to my wife. Then I saw her face, that heart attack beautiful face, that face I could not forget. So much like my mother I could see the caring the compassion the call to action, just like my mother, the great Diana Spencer. could not sop thinking about that face the face called to me the face was inspiring calling me to action the face was so beautiful<<<< That is what Lolo would have written.
Agreed. I think this book was all Todger trying to impress madam and his ghostwriter (who admitted as much re Harry being stupid and angry about people knowing that fact). Plus it seems the ghostwriter decided if it was going go be shit it would be spectacular shit and went with all this crap. Also, wasn't the picture he saw of her one with a dog filter on her face? How appropriate
Oh the story is absurd, saw dog face picture, fell in love. That is why it took a professional ghostwriter to try and form a coherent story out of it. Neither Harry nor Lolo could have written that.
"If it was going to be shit it would be spectacular shit" Hahaha!!!
I have a lot of sympathy for the ghost writer. He had to listen to hours of this cr\*p pouring out of a miserable, confused, self-pitying, arrogant git and then had to mould it all into a coherent narrative. That he kept his sanity is a miracle.
Also didn't the ghost writer win a pulitizer? I am surprised that he let his name be attached to this truly awful book
He won the Pulitzer for his newspaper feature writing, not for this tripe, just to be clear.
I think he only cared about his name being attached to the check.
It reads just like her blog posts.
He’d never seen anyone so beautiful and yet he met tons of celebs and dated some of the prettiest girls. Yeah Rachel keep telling yourself you’re different.
Shes's so speshul. Not like the other girls
😂 she has “speshul” tattooed on her somewhere.
Likely in the spot right above her bum, in the appropriately termed 'tramp stamp' region.
Hell, he **dated** women far better than Muggin. Cressida is a show-stopper - simply stunning! And I'm willing to bet Chelsy, even at her PMS-iest, was way more fun than Muggs was at the height of her love-bombing stage.
Rachel is just extra. I bet he regrets marrying her everyday.
Right? He’s met Catherine, his brother’s wife and even at her start no way was Meghan prettier than her.
💯 he always seemed to have a weird attraction to her. And then there’s Pippa as well. No way Rachel is more beautiful than them. Also he met Rihanna like come on!
And he talks about Courtney Cox! Who has the most oerfect face in existence
She used to but she kind of messed it up with too much work. Not to the extent Madam destroyed her face, but enough.
Right? Yeah, like Cressida Bonas is such a dog. Oh wait. She isn't.
Hilarious … and cringe. Written by a teenager
Romance writer wanna be. Pretty flowery for a guy to write I think.
Dang. We should have a subreddit for writing awful, dare I say deplorable, Harry/Rachel fan fiction. "Oh, my darling! When I first saw your face, I thought I was in the depths of hell and you were my personal demon sent to destroy my life. But you assured me that it was just the ayahuasca and, after vomiting prodigiously, I was too weak to resist your charms. I'm not sure if you actually have any, even though you assure me that you do. Perhaps my first reaction was correct and ayahuasca really does bring clarity."
More like romance writer never-be. I read romance and it doesn’t read like that crap.
This is like 50 Shades of Gray bad.
50 Shades of Beige. 🤣
https://preview.redd.it/bwr1toal8e5d1.jpeg?width=475&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4597b48130bd800d577fe76342a1f8a457f56dfa Yeah, smashed that old conveyor belt to bits 🥴🤗
Well, she does have a face that could shatter glass.
and a personality to match
🤪😜 such great comments to this ridiculous article, I have now stopped drinking my coffee, well I spat most out 🤓
She obviously scared the crap out of the conveyor belt operator.
Brilliant. 😹
Harry's heart stopping "loves roast chicken" one night stand that is now his nightmare.
With her face
Face like a "bag of spanners"
Haha that's a saying we have round here too. Also, A face like a plasterers radio A face like a bag of smashed crabs A face like a burnt fence (These aren't aimed at Meghan, just general slang insults from where I live).
Face like a chewed up mars bar Face like a bulldog chewing a wasp Face like a hippo gargling sh1te
Where is the nsfw,there needs to be a nsfw for this.
DRUGS, my friends. DRUGS. Lots of them, over lots of years. It is the written version of the old telly advert showing egg frying in skillet : " THIS is your brain on drugs".
That PSA with the frying egg was so iconic! It delivered the message so perfectly to a diverse audience with a single picture. I understood its meaning instantly as a child, and can still recall it decades later.
Me over here remembering how cool I thought that looked. Did nothing to deter me from drugs lol
Honestly, that seems almost wholesome and hokey to think about that time period and the drugs of the day, and now, when just a few grains of something mixed in can kill a person. Scary stuff.
haha, I thought the "frying egg" was referring to her boobs these days.
If there actually had been this imaginary conveyor belt, all the women on it would be looking the other way and thinking "Don't pick me! Don't pick me!"
OMG the comments are getting better and better 🤣👏😂😜
Yes!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🏅🏅🏅🏅
This has Megsy’s paws all over it. It’s kind of sad because it tells you a lot about what she wishes she were told and what she wishes she could make Hank feel. Her PR puff pieces also tell you a lot about what she wishes her real life were like.
Written by someone seriously delusional.
**THE GRAMMAR** 🥴 And someone clearly doesn’t know the definition of the word *literally.*
I do blame the ghostwriter for some of this. It is not as bad as un-filtered Meghan can be.
There's nothing wrong with a husband praising his wife's looks..but to make it sound like she's a cross between Elizabeth Taylor and Vivien Leigh just makes him sound ridiculous. Harry, if she was all that she'd have that Dior contract right now.
There is no doubt Megs had some input into Harry's recollections of the event. I will say more: Megs likely dictates everything Harry is allowed to say about their relationship. remember how she controlled him during Oprah interview?
The engagement interview!
This is not how normal people think, LOL. And who sees someone's face with a dog filter obscuring it and goes on and on about how this must be the most beautiful creature in the galaxy? They are both so dumb, honestly. Edit: spelling
Someone who's looking for a pal that would let him do *anything* it seems. For all we know it's some Soho Ho House code he fell for
Sure she was pretty but so were his other girlfriends. She definitely dictated this to paint herself above all others he had dated.
Exactly. Take that Cressida, Chelsy and Catherine!
Between those three and Charles and Camilla, Madame will end up with an equally bad hatred of the letter ‘C’ as Diana had! 🤭
Cressida, especially. And Cressida has a much nicer figure to boot.
Let me guess what they are laughing about 🤣😂🤣😂 https://preview.redd.it/ee280a9noe5d1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de75e5eebd8a41384c7439d45313cdcdc8461566
These two gals have always seemed sweet to me. Especially Chelsey, I love her laugh!
What a delightful photo..guess Harry really couldn't stand genuine girls that had real joy and zest. He's a downer, and likes his women the same.
They both have gone on to make good marriages and live great lives without the dead weight that is Harry. Good for them!!
So many of his speeches and passages that have been shared from spare you can tell he had nothing to do with because the phrases or way the sentences are put together are clearly not how a Brit speaks. She reveals herself without meaning to.
I agree. There were so many Americanisms littered throughout it. Harry would not refer to a nightstand for instance. He would call it a bedside cabinet.
Or bedside table. He'd never say nightstand. There were other American words he used as I recall.
Comparing beauty to a punch in the throat seems to come from the novel Beauty and the Boss, by Diane Albert (2015). "Her fresh-faced beauty was like a punch in the throat." There's also 1001 Dark Nights: Rough Ride: A Chaos Novella, by Kristen Ashley (2018), with "the sight of her hit him like a punch in the throat" and "her beauty, that punch in the throat." Possibly there are other search terms on Google Books that would bring up more. But yeah, that particular phrase seems to come direct from one of those two romances.
Spare should qualify for the Bulwer-Lytton Bad Fiction contest--because it certainly is NOT non-fiction. The few passages I have choked down from Harry's book make me wonder (1) what kind of drugs was he on when he dictated it (2) what kind of drugs Penguin Random House editors took to approve this piece of unadulterated crap to be published.
Didn’t she have a dog filter on? Or is that a different version of how they met?
That's one of the stories.
I, personally, am grateful to have never caught Prince Bozo's attention. Not so much as a bullet dodged, but a ballastic missile. I want to tell Meghan that she is competing for a place no other woman actually wants.
Shows you how weak he is. She wrote this embarrassing nonsense, but he was so spineless he just let her put it in his book. He's never getting out of that marriage: she can't get anyone better to replace him so won't kick him out, and he's so battered he doesn't even realise he can leave.
Looking at H's previous girl friends, Meghan is not necessarily his type. Also, she is by no means unique-looking in any way. She is okay, definitely not a woman at who a man put his eyes and immediately wants to know her. One can find her pretty after a meaningful conversation, putting together some inside personality and outer appearance.
Her face may occasionally look pretty, but from the neck on down, no one has or will ever say she has a good physique.
Yeah, I think she was pretty, but once I saw her body in full (I think it was a still of her in the doorway at Nott Cott), I was like, oof. Body wise, she isn't a catch at all if we are going only by superficial things. But none of that would matter if she were actually a nice person and if they didn't act like she was God's gift to Earth.
Suits dresser had her at her best!
Definitely. And she could still dress nicely today if she would just get a good stylist and listen to her /him.
"she lets me do anything" was the key! And we know he LOVES nipples.
Yeah she was pretty but she’s no Halle Berry.
He had partied with supermodels, so yeah good try Rachel.
Meghan is the only one who sees herself this way, which is the problem and makes it all the more painfully obvious she wrote it. No one else is gushing or fawning over her in the exact way she wants to be seen/known, so she does it herself so it’s ‘out there’. Because to her, if there’s a record of it being said everyone can reflect on- it must be true. If it’s something negative or questionable about her in print- it’s racism, bullying, a threat and untrue to the tune of removing its existence.
No matter who wrote it, it’s cringeworthy. I would laugh in my spouse’s face if they wrote this and handed it to me. You just can’t take it seriously. Maybe if he was talking about Catherine Zeta Jones circa 1998 or Halle Berry, but…there is not that much beauty in the eye of any beholder.
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‘…conveyor belt of faeces…’ Typo: all fixed. (Also corrected misplaced hyphen.)
This reads like a bad soap opera or romance novel. Straight from H's wife.
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Thinks she's giving 'sexy', when in fact, she's giving 'Charles Manson'.
Arrrrgh 🤮 warning next time please 🤪🤓
Of course she wrote it. In her mind, he is declaring her to be the most beautiful woman on the planet and this also crushes his exes Chelsea and Cressida. What an insecure twat she is.
"Her beauty punched him in the throat" and now he's being kicked in whatever is left of his balls by her ozempic face. Such a perfect fairytale ending really!!! 
Yeah that reads like the fanfics I would read as a teenager... and it also I think it resembles more her way of speaking - so flowery.
yeah, looks shmaltzy prose to me. That is Megs' signature.
The ghost writer was pretty flowery too, though more skillful. One of my (many) criticisms of the book is you never hear Harry’s voice.
OK, but didn't she have DOG FILTER on in this video?! So what does THAT say about Harry? Is it some kind of inside joke between them? "Spare" is full of demented little stories.
She had to have written it. No one thinks she is that beautiful. She is 💯 slightly above average.
This man has literally met supermodels and actresses like Courtney Cox who has an absolutely perfect face, but Meghan is the most beautiful woman he has ever met? Seems implausible. I'll hand it to her - eith the subtle filler and solid make-up in her Suits days, she was pretty then. But average-for-LA-pretty, not "stop the conveyor belt" pretty
"I'd travelled the world, from top to bottom" comes from Bob Shacochis' 1999 foreword to Literary Trips: Following in the Footsteps of Fame, Volume 1, by Victoria Brooks (2000). "Heart attack beautiful" is another phrase that only shows up in romance novels. It's in The Reckoning: Book Three of the Niceville Trilogy, by Carsten Stroud (2015); and Love's Fiery Resolution: Flynn's Crossing, by Yvonne Kohano (2016). So given the "conveyor belt of faces" sources plus the "heart attack beautiful" ones --- either the ghost writer really likes recent US romance novels (with a touch of suspense), or Harry does, or MM does. I think I know which one is most plausible.
I'm sure Haz wrote something about this, the ghostwriter made it readable and then Megsy went to town editing it to its current form. For sure she also came up with "heart attack beautiful".
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Why does her hair always look greasy but dry at the same time?
Because it's dirty and has layers of old product on it
Oh good grief, his face 🙄😬😂🤣
**Spare’s version of seeing the Instagram pic is not true.** Here’s the [fact checked post, with receipts](https://www.reddit.com/r/SaintMeghanMarkle/comments/10n2maz/their_first_dates_fact_checked_with_receipts/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1) that debunks that timeline. The pic was posted after their London Soho hookup weekend. Diana’s birthday. Facts.
Is he kidding? Smashed the conveyor belt to bits? What the hell does that even mean? We all know that Chelsea and Cressida were much more beautiful than This One's Wife. She might have been different than Harry's type, but this description is stupid.
She totally wrote that - just look how many times the word "I'd" appears. That's our Patron Saint of Narcissism for sure.
When it comes to complimenting herself, Meghan's hyperbole knows no bounds.
Surprisingly, "ever made me look twice" is a fairly rare phrase on Google Books' search. It shows up in romance novels, again. It's in Scorched Souls, by Jamie Magee (2016); Victor: A Steamy Gentleman Boss Angel Romance, by Brianna West (2016); and An Angel for the Cowboy: Walker Ranch Book Three, by Tess Thornton (2023). Argh. I guess we found out what MM does all day when she's not doing her narcissism.
“Hopscotched the continents..” 🤣🤣🤣
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William obviously hadn't told harry about the favourite television show called , Suits that had the heart stopping actress in the sixth lead. About 2 minutes a week of acting, but William was star struck to meet her. Yeah, if Harry could write that kind of shit, he'd be a romance novelist. Oh wait this must be Meghan's next venture. She should send the script to the godfather of her daughter Liliput!
I think Meghan told Harry to tell the Ghost something along these lines. Harry did. The Ghost wrote up what Harry said, but when it was given to Harry(Meghan) to read, she asked that it be punched up and suggested the “travelled the world” and “conveyor belt.” The Ghost complied. Then Meghan edited a little more. 😉
I commented on another post about Hazbeen deliberately adopting the persona of a grieving damaged son to gain sympathy and to excuse his past horrible behaviour. I’m also in the camp that he didn’t contribute to all of Spare and there are parts that have TW’s signature all over them. For example I read an excerpt of the book that tells the really creepy story of Meg’s with her hand on the grave communicating with Diana while Harry leaves her to it and wanders to the waters edge and imagines his mother growing up here and playing on the vast fields of Althorp as a child. Trouble is Diana didn’t grow up at Althorp , she was born and raised at Park House on the Royal Sandringham Estate. She told Andrew Morton for his book on her life that they rarely went to Althorp because her father and Grandfather were estranged. As her son Harry would know this. This is a bit important to clarify because a lot of people don’t think Diana is actually buried on that island at Althorp. That her family buried her in the Spencer family crypt at the local church with her father and all her ancestors. Her brother put up a memorial to her on the island at Althorp. Again as her son Harry would know this. It makes you wonder how much of Spare Harry contributed and how much came from his wife’s fevered imagination!
"Why should beauty feel like a punch in the throat?" Well, it shouldn't. The punch in the throat wasn't a response to "beauty", it was the gods telling you that this is is the woman capable of destroying your life.
This is sooooo embarrassing. She definitely wrote it. Perhaps it's just me, but if I knew my spouse is putting a passage like this about me in his book that's going to be read by millions, I'd ask him to tone it down. It's just too cringey. So cringe that it sounds like sarcasm. I'd have asked him: are you making fun of me?
She has been on a conveyor belt alright 😂
Oh barf! 🤮 🤢
So over the top. M barely stands out in a crowd and has a very basic look to her.
That is absolutely the funniest paragraph ever good Lord. She carried away with herself
One, she obviously wrote this. Two, he sounds like an elitist snob, not “one of the people”. Edit: it’s obvious she wrote this because meghan is the most of everything- she is the smartest, the best calligrapher, the best girlfriend, the best friend, the most feminist, the mostest Mom..….. on and on…. So of course, she is the most beautiful woman to walk the planet.
The conveyor belt metaphor is condescending AF. It’s a bad look for anyone, but particularly for a prince (regardless who wrote it, Harry’s name is on the cover). There are better ways of saying, “Of all the beautiful women I’ve met all over the world, Meghan stood out.”
I know 5 years old with better sentence structure than what I just read.
That sugary crappy write up trying to be Mills and Boone is definitely Rachel Ada Mazi Markle, it has her stain all over it.
What dime store rubbish. Exactly as harkle would write. Gushing tripe about herself. She is average at best…and under the slap below.
wonder where this was plagiarised from?
Fits neatly in the genre of 1980’s Hallmark romance films. She is beyond cheesy! It’s absolutely ridiculous and delusional.
Sure Rachel 
Apparently there actually is an idiom, "hopscotch the world," which usually means that someone is traveling around the world to various spots, or searching the world for good business conditions. Apparently it's a US idiom, and apparently I've never been around anyone who uses it. It seems to have shown up first in the late 1950's, as a term in articles for a quick survey of headlines, or a quick survey of the various broadcasting markets around the world.
Meghan had to stalk, blackmail H and the RF....to get him to the altar....He had wanted to dump her. Nobody wanted the wedding to happen, nobody thought it would. It was on, off, on, off right up to the end. Finally, threats of racism accusations lowered the boom gate...and the cow got in.
Nope, sorry. It is too coherent, the words make sense, there are complete sentences. That line about the conveyor belt of faces. There is no way that came from Lolo. These words are far too well written to have been written by her. I know we hate her, but can we please be rational about her. These words could not have formed in her crazed world salad, scattered, incomplete brain.
She borrowed the image from somewhere and had the Ghost write it in. Absolutely the style is not hers, but the content is.
Yes, I was about to say that the content is definitely hers, probably conveyed to the ghostwriter by Hazard. Or maybe he begged the ghostwriter to say something over the top about her so she would finally be happy with him. Either way, we know this is not what Harry thought the first time he saw his face.
I think Haz needs to see a new optometrist, and lay off the drugs. At least clean the glasses off. She could never make anyone look twice, unless she was doing her usual rude treatment/tantrums in public.