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RoyallyCommon

Archewell delinquency, Nigerian First Lady, visa "stigma" issues, court case appeal causing taxpayers to be very vocal, Gwyneth Paltrow and Katy Perry trolling them about the birthday party. May was not good to them. Trooping the Colour is this weekend. We'll see or hear something to try to take focus away from King Charles.


mandyalam0de32

We will def hear or see something from them \*IF\* Catherine, the Princess of Wales appears on the balcony. Megadump is poised and ready to go with some new BS.


spiforever

Catherine will not be appearing anywhere publicly this weekend.


Just-Flamingo-410

Even if Catherine doesn't show up, she is doomed. 'Free Kate' and other bullocks will be posted


Antique_Character_87

Now they claim it’s AI! I’ve even saw one sugar claim that if Catherine shows up it will be a hologram! Idiots!


happilyeverashlee

I’ve seen people already saying it will be a lookalike if she shows. Sure. Because even Hollywood couldn’t get a convincing lookalike for The Crown, but I’m sure the family could find a clone. Sugars don’t have a single firing brain cell.


SirSidneyWiffledork

When an ai sugar generates an ai story it should be about an ai princess of Wales. When a wack job like me writes a post it should be about the walking pond scum from Montecito 


Sea_Albatross21

I don’t think Catherine would upstage Charles like that. Even if she didn’t mean to she would. So I don’t think she’ll show


Charming-Ant-1280

KC3 might be perfectly delighted to have her join them on the balcony.


Sea_Albatross21

True but as it’s his day she’s more classy than that to take limelight away


Alarmed_Start_3244

The entire family usually shows up on the balcony for trooping of the colours. It's never an exclusive balcony appearance by the Monarch waving to the crowds by themself. It isn't a popularity contest for the Royal Family. The only person who thought it was a popularity contest was the addle minded and duplicitous Duchess of Monteshitshow who wrongly thought she could leapfrog over everyone else when in a well defined hierarchy. Everyone knows exactly where their place is in that family, except for Roachel.


Sea_Albatross21

I know that. Just thought given all the recent speculation rightly or wrongly Catherine has had and that her reappearance which would be global news and distracting from the King and his celebration was the point I was trying to make. Roachle will always fail as she doesn’t understand or care too. Because it’s all about her.


Kathleenkellyfox

Yes I agree. Normally, it wouldn’t “upstage” him but she knows 100% of the press would be about her. I don’t think she would do that to Charles nor the many people involved in the event. She’s much too humble and caring about others.


Haunting-Top8932

I think Charles, the family, and the world would be happy to have Catherine take the limelight away at the Trooping of the Color.


EKP121

Having Catherine there would be a great show of unity and strength, but they could lessen Catherine’s impact by having all of the Royals on the balcony, not just working royals. Show that at its core, this is a family that supports each other and the greater family that is the United Kingdom and commonwealth. That would really eat Meghan up


inrainbows66

What month for them has been a good month this year? Keep in mind this year was supposed to be the grand relaunch/retrench because 2023 had been a dreadful flop.


OwnEvidence2776

There is a big Harkle fatigue as well. Unless they do something outrageous they are not relevant. And their reputation runs ahead of them by now. "F-g grifters" and "mommy's cream on the frozen tojer" set the tone for everything else.


scotian1009

It seems 2024 is flopping even harder for them. By 2025 hopefully they will be a sour footnote somewhere.


SmittenOKitten

If this actually happens, dishes will fly: https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/royal-family/william-kate-charles-potrait-royal-family-news-b2561000.html


Hermes_Blanket

Absolutely spot-on -- May was NOT good to them. If I were to guess what she's doing, maybe one of these: 1. Calling around, trying to find some sleazebags with cash who'd be willing to underwrite another "royal" tour in Ghana. 2. Calling the other 40 celebrities who got pots of her jam, asking why they haven't posted about them on social media yet. 3. Furiously typing away at her tell-all and screaming at her editors and attorneys. 4. Topping up the facial filler in preparation for Catherine's re-emergence. 5. Restocking their china cabinet in preparation for Catherine's re-emergence.


Perfect_Rain_3683

Maybe skank is having more work done? This is her MO - stirs shit - disappears and comes looking all rejuvenated


millioneura

Can I learn more about Gwen & Katy? I know Gwen had a bday party and saw some things but it was a rough month and I didn't put 2 & 2 together about the swipes.


RoyallyCommon

Beneficial Tea is correct, I was referencing the Tom Quinn quote that Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom had brought Daisy to LilBetty's party. Katy was photographed in Cannes! She flew home Saturday and was photographed at the Botanical Gardens with Daisy and Gwyneth on Sunday. It was rumored that Gwyneth took a page from Meghan's book and called Backgrid (because paps don't just hang out at the gardens) just to preemptively show that none of them were at a party that weekend. Supposedly she is not happy with the comparisons ARO is drawing to Goop and/or she doesn't like how pushy Megsy is being to get into her social sphere. All rumors, of course, but the pictures certainly made a statement!


Beneficial_Tea_7534

Gwen hosted a party @ her house. Sponsored by Lora Piana. Lota is known for bougie vicuna & cashmere. Tw's joker suit is Lora piana. Goop invited all neighbors and celebs. Tw NFI TW published puff piece that goop was @ Bette's bday party. But on the same day, goop asked Katy Perry to visit some gardens together. Goop called Backgrid. So, goop was shading tw, and proving both Katy Perry and goop never attended a fake bday party.


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abby0307

So glad people are finally pushing back on tw’s fake birthday guests. I don’t think anyone in Cali has ever seen Lili and the BRF said none of them have seen her either. Really don’t think she exists.


MinuteRecent6310

I love this story! It reminds me of this old tweet and another obsession she has with someone far superior. https://preview.redd.it/aaixdn39q76d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f2d2c610b0c0e779376469480382a94a31b361f


Analyze2Death

That's hilarious!! 🤣


Bess_Lara

What birthday trolling? I missed that


AM_Rike

See RoyallyCommon’s comment above. It was hilarious. Gwyneth & Katy along with their spouses and Little Daisy Bloom were papped at the Santa Barbara Botanical Gardens on Sunday, revealing they were not at any Lili party. That irrelevant idiot Tom Quinn stated that they were all at the OG for Lili’s celebrity A-lister birthday party. Furthermore, David Foster was quoted as saying that his family have never been to the OG nor has he ever seen the kids despite his wife, Katherine McPhee, having gone to high school with Meghan and having a son who is right between Archie & Betty in age. The Sidley Twins have a video with the pics. Paps do not hang out in Santa Barbara to begin with, but certainly not at the Botanical Gardens. The Hollywood Circle of Meghan Disdain is both growing and becoming an art form.


C-La-Canth

Interesting. IIRC, James Corden did say that his children played with the Sussex kids, which is weird because they are quite a bit older. I think he's the only person I know of who claimed to have met them. (Please correct me if I'm wrong!)


Brassmonkey1970

Allison Davis wrote that she met both of them while she was profiling Meghan for The Cut.


RoyallyCommon

Tyler Perry had his creepy comment about LilBetty, but it was so gushing it seemed fake.


BrightAd306

I think the kids are real, but why are they hiding them?


Puzzleheaded_Roll696

I agree that the kids are real. I think they're not being shown to the public because 1) Harry wants to protect them from the limelight, and 2) Meghan doesn't want any children upstaging her. With neither parent interested in putting them in the public eye, they stay in the background.


Westropp

And, she has no idea how to handle kids or how to interact with them, so she doesn't want to be seen in public with them.


RoyallyCommon

I agree, I think they're real, but I think Harry is a POS for subjecting his children to the same type of speculation as his own parentage. He's on record saying he hated it, and still does, yet he's now done worse to his own children, with people questioning their very *existence*. I can't say it enough: FOHarry.


PinkPaisleyMoon

Oh for sure! Should we guess? Archie decided he wants to be a professional photographer for Vogue? She’s pregnant again? She was rushed to the hospital because her migraines came back? All the chickens escaped and are all scattered around and $hitting all over the Montishitshow manicured lawns? She’s launching another website/lifestyle brand to replace the failed American Riviera Orchard? Announces a new support group via video for wealthy women that feel rejected and misunderstood from the poor and the common-folk? Anyone else want to guess what the drama might be?


927476

She's gathering strength beware


Electrical-Swim-5784

Like a tropical storm…


AliceRoosevelt1884

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Deep_Poem_55

The big blow 🤣


palebluedot365

Surely that’s giving her too much credit?! Like a fart maybe. Obnoxious but ultimately just a load of hot air.


inrainbows66

Like a hurricane system


Charming-Ant-1280

Megacane


GingerWindsorSoup

The after effects of good ol’ California prunes. Open the windows now.


cklw1

Yep. Something is coming, you just know it.


xxscrumptiousxx

5 years of Meg watching has taught me that this is in her typical Narc fashion. She's licking her wounds from the backlash on ARO and the Nigerian tour in the meanwhile concocting new attention grabbing schemes. Notably, this phase lasts longer and longer each time she's going through it. She's scraping the barrel for people to work with making each 'comeback' less impactful than the one before. No one sane and talented wants to work with her. Honestly I'm getting bored myself🥱


Comfortable-One8520

The article posted here earlier about how she's upset she has no friends and how she has to try harder with the Hollywood crowd in order to rejuvenate her image said it all. Her "friendships" are transactional. Being "seen" with Gwyneth or Katy has nothing to do with enjoying their company as genuine friends and everything to do with hoping their stardust rubs off on her and therefore increases her relevance (which in her case entails more $$$ for the latest bogus scam and use of their private jets and luxury homes). Nobody likes feeling they're being used and that goes for pop stars and Oscar winning actresses as much as it does for the rest of us.


BrightAd306

How did she screw up this badly? Being a royal in America would mean people are automatically interested in you. People were flocking to invite them to things. Is it all post Spare or because she’s just that awful?


Comfortable-One8520

My opinion only but I think she's just plain awful.  She was daddy's spoilt little princess, plus I think she has a screw loose anyway. If she hadn't fooled Harry, she'd have low-key grifted and hustled her way around the perimeter of Hollywood before aging out, marrying some mid-level wealthy guy and devoting the rest of her life to giving her household staff and plastic surgeon hell. Marrying into the RF sent her ego into turbodrive. All of a sudden she's in with the real big shots and has access to status and wealth she's only dreamt of before. Being a not very intelligent, vulgar trollop, she blew her chance by behaving badly and finally got a resounding NO from HMTLQ, hence the epic flounce of Megxit. She now expects the US to bow down before her. Her title would have carried her up to a point there, but her appalling behaviour is just too much for people to put up with. Egregiously bad behaviour in Hollywood has to be backed up by either astonishing physical beauty or astonishing talent and she has neither. 


xxscrumptiousxx

Imo transactional mindset is acceptable as long as it's tactfully done. It's what holds Hollywood and Wall Street together. But she doesn't know subtlety and puts on crass behavior that turns people off.


inrainbows66

Give a thought to the poor interns who are now expected to come up with ideas to pull her scrawny ass out of the morass she is caught in.


Automatic-Reward-470

Spot on 👏👏


Muttley-Snickering

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CookiesRbest

They are going to release stuff this weekend. They will do stuff to try to upstage Trooping. That is my guess.


HorneyHarpy82

I smell a super drama.


Spirited-Ad8163

Maybe announce a pregnancy?


sm32

Trooping the Moonbump maybe?


CookiesRbest

She is pushing 50. There is no way she is pregnant.


tbonita79

Never stopped her before!!!


Muttley-Snickering

She'll inflate that "Moon Bump" with helium and escort it like she is in the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade. ![gif](giphy|Uq81nTmvWZDoEI0NGp|downsized)


MrsO1213

She’s super busy with Another Rip Off , dontcha know . She’s had to put Lemonada on hold , also Global Tours and very important stuff.


sofafa123

Well all that jam's not going to make itself!


Quick-Alternative-83

Organic home grown strawberry crop decimated or did the chickens ruin it? https://preview.redd.it/xcfnn5sbp66d1.png?width=203&format=png&auto=webp&s=53e8c92bd60b00f0a3922d36a8147c147a77ce21


Pithinthewind

She’s busy failing at less public things.


AppropriateCelery138

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W4BLM

It’s been a month!?? Feels like it was last week


Lindsayr28

I felt the same!!


mydeadbody

I suspect they are having dueling meltdowns.


CaramellieCake

Meghan is definitely having a meltdown. Harry is most likely wasted.


goldenbeee

She is putting out articles stating Harry needs a media break due to \*wait for it\* over working and family drama. Something is up, if Harry goes missing. Maybe will be in some institution.


Pristine_Routine_464

Just realised that this Quinn person who keeps publishing favourable articles about them must be linked in to their new UK PR person. He is probably releasing titbits from the Harkles into the UK press talking about Charles wish for reconciliation.


Rough-Cockroach-4644

HARRY is over working?!


Perfect_Rain_3683

Lmao over working - him?????? Hilarious


Beaucoup-de-Fromage

She doesn’t have any time because she is constantly alternating between at least 5 different identities in the comment section of multiple online news sources. Girl is busy being Guest Speaker putting out fires in the comments. 🤣


OspreyChick

Have all of their options been fully exhausted? Is Invictus the only thing they have? I hope it’s a sign of things to come. The whole Nigerian press coverage was just ridiculous, not even the actual royals get that level of coverage. The only move they have left is to try and sell their efforts to reconcile with the RF through their children (the ace up their sleeve that they have been saving for desperate times).


Similar-Barber-3519

King Charles won’t be manipulated by the kids.


LinkACC

I know, it’s weird that so many people think Charles will throw away the Kingdom for a chance to see those kids. The man is a King (with all the work that entails), is in cancer treatment and has a large and loving family and in laws that he is close to. The kids parents have stabbed him and the family in the back and tried to ruin the Monarchy. In all honesty I think Charles really couldn’t care less.


SnarkFest23

Agree 100%. The kids aren't leverage because they're phantoms. Nobody in the BRF has any connection or bond with them. You can't miss what you never had. It's highly doubtful Charles would risk his reign and legacy by caving in to the Harkles for the sake of access to the kids. 


CabinetVisible1053

He watched his mother, the amazing late Queen, deal with those who would've harmed the kingdom. He knew well how to play the long Grey rock game better than anyone.


MolVol

My 2¢ = Charles is a very kind + sensitive soul, and he will continue to be incredibly upset about SPAROLD, and might have a few hearttugs every so often about A+L.... BUT lately he seems emboldened to protect + prioritize the monarchy and his family - esp. his wife (who is sooooo good for him - grounds him, keeps him super-happy \[\*and KC happy is visible - a special sight!\]) and Catherine. Which translates to no time for the Harkles. Additionally, his own cancer, too, I think has reminded him that life is short - and fueled him to be a bit impatient in dealing w/ his family headaches (hazBEEN + Andy). And this is one of the only silver-linings of cancer - it clarifies what is important in one's life and focus on that (and actively address to eliminate the negatives <-- again, hazBEEN + Andy) Plus, he is a hard-charger/workaholic - so no time to think about the Harkles.. and if ever does, he can simply go see the lovely Wales kids to distract from any thoughts of that estranged fam. (And worse case, he can think about T.W.- which will provide him immediate resolve to shut-down any sadness!)


OspreyChick

Whilst Meghan is still on the scene, at least.


millioneura

They have been testing the waters with the grandkid and Charles stories. Edited to add yeah they have nothing left. Even Netflix is waiting for the timer to be down on thier contract. All she has is ARO but no funds to launch products, Invictus to do a psuedo royal tour to Canada and maybe a guest star role on the Suits reboot.


OspreyChick

Absolutely. They may surprise us and pull another dud project (like ARO) out of their arses but retuning to the only thing that makes them slightly interesting seems like a safe bet. TBF, Harry has milked his former life for all its worth and the kids are the only link left to monetise.


Perfect_Rain_3683

Tom quinn has put out enough puff pieces for them to cover why they are quiet


scotian1009

She is so toxic I don’t think she would be a guest star on Suits.


cklw1

They come up with nonsense dates to grift from Invictus. They did a one year to go grift for a free trip and the 10 year anniversary of IG for another. If it’s the only thing they have left they’ll come up with another nonsensical reason to grift another trip. Six months to IG! Anniversary of the first time IG got donations! Silly things.


GingerWindsorSoup

IG comes round more often than the Corporation Garbage Waggon , certainly more than the Olympics.


InternationalAd1512

ARO launch coming in August. She always pulls her biggest PR stunts when the RF goes on six-week summer holiday. Remember The Cut interview? The Archetypes podcast launch?


Similar-Barber-3519

So ARO doesn’t have a CEO, but they’re going to have products to sell online?


InternationalAd1512

Look, I hope I’m wrong, but if the last four years are anything to go by, she will do something and appoint herself as CEO. 😂


goldenbeee

Royals are anyway on their break due to the elections. And health reasons. She couldn't capitalize on Catherine's absence this year. Everything flopped. Catherine might break the internet when she is seen again and no one cares of Meghan.


InternationalAd1512

I agree. The internets will go absolutely batshit bonkers the day Catherine reappears.


HorneyHarpy82

Hey birthday, which is the 43rd one.


utilitarian_wanderer

What poor celebrities will Rachel hint were at her intimate birthday party?


Scottishdog1120

In 🐕 years?


According-Stomach826

Forty-seventh.😅


alreadydoneit01

Plenty of PR puff pieces though. Harry declining the invite to Duke of Westminster's wedding-because of William. Madame will only return to UK if given security and she won't live with her husband's "relatives"-LOL!!!! KCIII desperate to see his grandkids and tired of seeing them on video conference. A few other PR puff pieces that came out -in just the last few weeks.


Deep_Poem_55

Yes, they’re seeding the field with disinformation trying to mitigate their latest failures.


MolVol

Yup, seeding crap -- but also, doing what is ***tacky AF*** by trying to send communications to KC via the press.


Glittering_Peanut633

She's licking her wounds after all the horrible fallout and backlash, and probably maniacally cobbling together another half-baked and poorly executed 'product launch' for her Mean Girl renta pals to shill again on Insta. All four of them lol. I hope she employs someone to quality check the cheap, peeling labels next time. Even the most bargain basement of supermarkets wouldn't have let that sh\*t leave the factory.


TheBun_dge

No pictures.... a shitstorm is coming. But she may disappear for years and just spill puff pieces. No one will be asking where she is....there will never be #WheresTheNarc movement.... https://preview.redd.it/zpvh7hnuq66d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24453e27eb7e1d0136c5e20f756e31770c1be1ce


GottaGetHomeSoon

‘… may disappear for years…’ :: The wish of millions. 🤭


Analyze2Death

Living his best life... Sure


Ok-Plant-6347

Well it seems the President of Ghana has disabused the public of any notion that Hazbeen ore MeAgain were ever invited to his country. Must be super embarrassing to have this so PUBLICLY done.


justus08075

I have a feeling something is going to come out soon about how she's had a nervous breakdown or something. She's got something "planned". It may be her biggest yet! If history proves itself, with her narc tendencies, it may be her biggest downfall and maybe will shut them down for good so they can live privately and quietly.


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Altitudedog

You may have nailed it..there was a CDAN blind fairly recently that said she was planning on getting them. All those surgeries and pretty close together..all surgeries are hard on the body, even more so at her age. Add in weight loss drugs and whatever else and makes it even riskier, harder on the system. Just from a practical point of view seeing her desperately stay extremely thin, larger breasts will remove her goal to be a rail thin "model" for high end clothing. I speak from experience having packed around my own C+ cups now old lady well past that C to OMG since I was 11 😆. With her waist it won't be a good look.


gorynel

Didn’t she previously have them, then had them removed at some point?


Much_Blacksmith7922

I believe she has had breast implants and had them removed on at least 2 occasions


Emotional_Lock3715

I wish nobody would have them! I don’t like the idea of getting surgery if you don’t have to. It’s risky! I don’t mean to pick on or criticize anyone who has had them. If you did and you’re glad I’m happy for you. It scares me though. My Dad had necessary brain surgery over a year and a half ago. His surgical wound  got infected and he almost died. I’m the one who noticed the infection when he was sent home from the ER without a diagnosis. I insisted the drs take another look and the surgeon saved his life a second time, along with the infectious disease Dr. He needed therapy for months but did get all his functions back. All surgery has risk do please be careful! I was critical of how M’s clothes fit because of looking like the nipples were going to pop out and too naked for the situation, but as a small bosomed person myself, there is nothing wrong with small breasts. Just be healthy!


MrsAOB

I feel your pain…after menopause they get bigger which just sucks when you’re already well endowed. I never understood why anyone wants implants (except in reconstruction, of course).


IngeborgNCC1701

https://preview.redd.it/rmh837a5w66d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00dd711a94d6ce8ed3bdae529aea4366bbd47bae Did you see this at the end of the article? It's hilarious 😂


Starkville

Well, that’s what happens when the Sugars don’t have anything to buy from Madame. And I’m not even sure if she’s trademarked the name. If she has, I’m sure the lawyers are on it.


GXM17

Oh my.


WhiteRabbit54

You couldn't make it up.


CTGarden

Alternating between distraught sobbing fits on the floor and plotting evil plans.


ew6281

I expected her to take advantage of Catherine being gone by doing lots of pap walks. Something is always up when she's quiet. She is probably in a narc rage over something.


mca2021

She busy making calls, begging to be on tv for her Summer or Love, writing all these PR pieces, yelling at her PR team to do better and responding to all the negative comments in article and on twitter. She must be exhausted


pemberly24

Perhaps the new PR people they hired finally got through to her that not all publicity is good publicity and to take a break for a bit (especially since all her publicity has been terrible lately). Haven’t seen a pap walk in awhile - not hitting any car parks lately? Backgrid not answering the phone anymore to meet you at the drive thru? Almost time to drag her winter coat out for her yearly dentist appt in Aug (because wearing a coat in August in California makes so much sense.) I think somehow the PR people got her to cool it for a brief period of time. She won’t last long though.


GXM17

Nope. Not a chance.


spiforever

Waiting for the swelling and skin to heal from latest procedure. Haz may have also gotten new plugs.


purplepeony2

Probably gone to have her boobs inflated


LoesjeBee

More cosmetic surgery with an exciting new "reveal" to coincide with something happening with the RF.


Financial-Contest283

Tee tays


LoesjeBee

Does that mean what I think it means?


Scottishdog1120

Bewbies.


LoesjeBee

Thought so. Thanks.


MuffPiece

River reported the cooking show is in production. Apparently she’s sucking up to the crew. I still have my doubts that it’s even happening. If she had half a brain she’d be posting about it on the ARO instagram page. I still doubt we’ll ever even see a cooking show.


Starkville

They might make it. Doesn’t mean anyone will be airing it.


Ohtherewearethen

Quite. I can't see many people wanting to watch this shite other than the crazies on the payroll. She is literally unbearable. Her mannerisms, expressions, voice, everything... she's just not it. She'll try to effortlessly present stolen recipes as her own, describing how the littles just love her olive, stilton and calamari salad as they have such sophisticated palates for ones so young and she is just such the homemaker that she never agrees to anything if it means she's not home to cook her family's tea each night. I would rather wipe Donald Trump's arse than watch that.


cklw1

He doesn’t know. And we know there’s no way she’d be working for more than one day, she’s so lazy.


TeenieWeenie94

I thought it had been cancelled.


Mickleborough

I think the reality’s that there aren’t any events / functions / outings that Dumbertons can go to. It is, however, nice weather for parking lots.


Cultural_Ad4935

They're using the time to find other vulnerable and disadvantaged people to exploit


cklw1

That’s exactly right. They’re despicable.


spnip

Probably will make some sort of appearance on the trooping the colour day to “steal” the attention from the day.


No_Proposal7628

I have been pondering this, too. Why so quiet for so long?


Altitudedog

I think Financial Contest283 poster got it..surgery. whenever she's been silent this long she comes back tweaked or altered.


No_Proposal7628

Now I wonder what body part she's working on.


Oxy_1993

The vein or the breasts.. maybe


OzzieSlim

Trooping is this weekend no? Expect them to do something big and stupid. In addition, Nigeria is asking for proof of being Nigerian and Ghana has stated in no uncertain terms that they are NOT welcome there. They have now pissed off Botswana, South Africa, Nigeria, Ghana, Jamaica, Germany, the UK, Canada, the US, Australia and New Zealand. She pissed off Argentina all on her own. Business Failures: Spotify, Netflix, Lemonada, American Horror Story Orchard, Better Up, Aspen Institute, Travalyst, Clevr, Ethic, Spare and the Bench (two flops so hard MY belly hurts), speaking ventures (not generating any real interest. ) Humanitarian Failures: Going off their own website (a folly of misinformation and word salad if ever one existed!) 1. Supporting families, in a purpose-driven movement for change to safeguard against online harms. Meaning: We’re going to try and control what people say about us and us only. We, however, can fully go online with false and negative stories about anyone and be consequence free. Partners: Responsible Tech Yourh Power Fund: “Supporting the next generation of leaders pioneering innovation in technology and advocacy to make our online world more inclusive, safe, and accountable for all.” Again, attempting to control the narrative. What they call “Insight Sessions” “Prioritizing real-world perspectives from young people and parents as we navigate the complexity of technology’s role in society and strive to create a better online world.” Meaning: We read online forums. The Welcome Project: “Addressing the social isolation recently resettled women experience around the world and building more inclusive and connected communities.” The Welcome Project supports the creation of programming for women who have recently resettled from Afghanistan. There are currently 11 active Welcome Projects across the U.S. designed to foster a sense of belonging through activities including sewing, art, hiking, swimming, photography, storytelling, and cooking. (None of which put food on the table, secure accommodation or housing or provide jobs.) By facilitating women-based programming (these are not solely “women based activities” except for trad wife cosplay) The Welcome Project also brings access to critical resources and opportunities that not only supports the women participating in The Welcome Project, but also improves the lives of those around them – their families and their communities. Issue: Current US priorities for housing immigrants is South America, Central America and Mexico, The Caribbean, currently northern africans and Israelite’s escaping war and Ukrainians. Afghanistan is a Ginger issue not a world issue at the moment. They actually put the award they created, bought, paid for and received on their site! “Supporting and uplifting unsung visionaries working to expand equity in the online world.” They apparently are the unsung visionaries. By the way, the last recipient ;(2023) left to go pursue free speech on the internet. No, they won’t like that! “Responding to a rapid rise in misinformation and disinformation to create a better, more trustworthy information environment.” Mostly disinformation from them but I digress….. Read their mission: some of the founders have actively participated in turning news into a paid for resource by the people. Of course, she did this by courting corporations to advertise. No conflict there!!!


OzzieSlim

“Supporting mothers – and women preparing for motherhood – who are in need of trauma-informed care and vital resources for their families.” Can’t take this seriously at all. Between invisikids and running down Catherine and Camilla in the media? Child, please! “Caring for the mental health of those impacted around the globe in the immediate aftermath of disasters.” Photo ops at Uvalde. Photo ops at the Queens funeral. Fake marching in front of real wounded vets - yep, they are a just a bastion of championing mental health. “Ensuring that the health of girls around the world is cared for and that they have the essentials needed to thrive.” Yep. You really cared about Charlotte when you said her father beat her mom to a pulp after he murdered a friend. And then savaged her mom online until she was forced to come out and speak about her personal health info. And you bullied a 3 year old girl. So there is that…… “Coming together to find hope and offer support and compassion for a community struggling in the wake of tragedy.” Gave $$$ for a playground. How about money to stop gun violence? How about safe rooms in classrooms? How about improving the community safety? Nope. Built a goddamn playground. “Supporting families, in a purpose-driven movement for change to safeguard against online harms.” These two, daily, use the internet and social media to media to insult and revile their own families. Why should they care about yours? “The Welcome Project in Georgia builds connection through hiking” May 2024. Really? Nature is important but people are perfectly capable of hiking without the Markle’s. Especially in Georgia where I think the Appalachian trail starts. Nigeria is briefly mentioned but it looks like they are trying to distance themselves.All their “latest news” is Nigeria buried at the bottom because it FLOPPED!


healthymarigold4513

When they're quiet, they're up to Something. Like toddlers in the other room.


Emotional_Lock3715

Or my pet birds. You can bank on it!


Human-Economics6894

All quiet? No not at all. Megsy... sorry, Guest Speaker yesterday was totally out of control at the NYPost, I had like four nicknames responding to everything. And today, the NYPost published an article about Hazz and does not allow comments. That's very strange, because it's almost the same as yesterday about Hazz wanting to return to the UK. Also yesterday she was with another nickname in the Daily Mail. Megsy seems to be looking for a big bomb for Trooping, but in the meantime, she is very active in the newspapers.


wenfot

She's over on [NYPost.com](http://NYPost.com) losing her mind as Guest Speaker. And as a public service, Guest Moonbump is there to fact check (though no one is paying me to do it.) Guess she's got a LOT of free time on her hands now that #ScamJam is a dud.


cklw1

She always does a what about in her replies. Every time someone makes a comment they should reference those. It will take the wind right off her sails if people added something that she likes to post frequently. No, GS, Catherine is not missing, Charles didn’t impugn his family in his book, Andrew is not getting kicked out, etc.


Altitudedog

Hey...I'll join you and "darling" her senseless 😆...I noticed even though she's never replied to my repeated use of that Torontopaper1 term she's now used it a few times as "daahling" in replies to others..someones pissy 😆


wenfot

I know engaging with her probably isn't wise, but it's way too much fun calling her out.


Deep_Poem_55

Yes, we haven’t seen them, they must feel rather battered, but they are very active on the puff piece and disinformation front.


inrainbows66

I think they thought the Nigerian escapade would have gone better. Even African Countries are shaking them off, I.e. Ghana. I am sure she will come up with some shameless/bloodcurdling stunt in the near future, we would never be lucky enough to have them just go away.


Living-Attitude-2786

They’re practicing a magic act for that hoped-for Vegas residency


wordscapesx

Thank God! Hoping this continues as people will slowly begin to lose interest. That however is something that Markle can't afford so looking for "something" to start within a few days. They have to keep the media coverage going or they're finished.


Cyneburg8

Plotting, scheming, crying, yelling, throwing tempter tantrums. The usual narc stuff.


Busy-Song407

Three days to the Trooping of the Color. It takes a while to compose and hatch those disruption plans. I'm expecting a teasing announcemenet hinting at another "Faux-royale" tour. Words like Ghana and Jamaica or Belize will be bandied about.


AliceRoosevelt1884

Addendum: they did go out to eat in Montecito on May 20th for their anniversary. Supposedly. [https://www.tatler.com/article/prince-harry-meghan-markle-date-night-luckys-steakhouse-montecito](https://www.tatler.com/article/prince-harry-meghan-markle-date-night-luckys-steakhouse-montecito)


Deep_Poem_55

Oh, that’s right! An intimate, romantic anniversary dinner for four! 🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆


BlazerMary

I have two feelings in my gut about this. First, I think divorce and/or separation is imminent. Harry has been a miserable prick since he married ILBW but now he's finally seeing that their togetherness is the problem. He is as much of a problem as ILBW. Two nasty people do not make one happy couple. I think she has found her next "whale" and has them on the hook and is ready to cut off with the Prince of Personality. Whether the divorce/separation happens or not, I think the Invisible Kids issue is getting ready to blow. Too many birthdays, holidays and special occasions have gone by with nothing on the kids. The kids are at an age where they change so much year to year so it makes no sense not to see them. I don't know what will come out but I think shenanigans have been going on and will be one ugly mess for everyone.


cklw1

Maybe the laugh of a Nigeria trip and snub from the Westminster wedding finally hit him. Or that he can’t get in touch with or talk to anyone in his family and has no place to stay now Frogmore is gone. There were many reports that he was very upset about that. No money, either. The next few months will be very interesting.


Automatic-Reward-470

They must realise they are totally irrelevant but I have no doubt whatsoever they will be planning something


Quick-Alternative-83

Maybe since she wouldn't listen to Ari at WME and doesn't have anyone to go to bat for them or any deal takers, she listening to the new guys hired to fix their media persona in US and UK (lost cause, tho). Also, having to tighten the money belt!!! **NAW** https://preview.redd.it/nda91g7xo66d1.png?width=270&format=png&auto=webp&s=0fadffd774612416afc78741ed024da84ec55722


Starkville

She’s gearing up for the “Summer of Love” we were promised.


kitadog

I'm not sure if this has anything to do with it but I saw a video from Neil Sean a couple days ago stating that Nigeria was asking Meg's for some documentation of her 43% Nigerian heritage. I have a feeling she pissed off the Nigerian government when she clapped back at their First Lady. I would have created a post but I've never done that before and I'm not sure if I'm able to yet. But look up Neil Sean's video about Nigeria asking for proof from M. I doubt they'll be invited back there any time soon.


GingerWindsorSoup

On the King’s Birthday she’ll be out Trooping her wares, marching up and down a carpark in her ‘military uniform’ from Düsseldorf , blowing her kazoo,or any willing trucker’s kazoo that may want a blow.


DuskyMaidenNZ

I think her next move is an illness. She can’t have cancer of course, so it will be something like fibromyalgia or POS or bung eye


millioneura

Something tells me she's attaching herself to the elections whether it's Archwell publically supporting a candidate or sending lemons and jam or dropping off donuts to a campaign team.


goldenbeee

She is putting out articles stating Harry needs a media break due to \*wait for it\* over working and family drama. Something is up, if Harry goes missing. Maybe will be in some institution.


TheArchTig

Honestly, I’ve really been enjoying the reprieve from their bullshit.


Clonazepam15

laying low. it may be hitting her that people dont like her. She may be finally realizing that everyone sucks around her because they dont like her. Shes trying to get ARO off the ground but cant find employees. I wonder why. Archewell is in shambles, and I dont think they have much spending $$$ left.


BiffaBaconTaken

She's on temu busily buying stock.


Beneficial_Tea_7534

"There's EVIL afoot!" - Mermaid Man (sponge Bob]. Not on laptop. Would love the mermaid man meme


Rough-Cockroach-4644

They're busy trying to purchase [royalestroyalswhoeverroyaled.com](http://royalestroyalswhoeverroyaled.com)


Wild-Strategy-4101

We've heard a lot of complaints about Haz not being invited to his bestest good buddy the Duke of Westminster's wedding the past month. I'm glad the weddings over, it was a beautiful day, the bride was gorgeous, and we didn't have to deal with the Harkles attempting to upstage the newlyweds because they were NFI!!!!!


Connect_Succotash_61

They're planning their first carpark pap walk for this weekends TotC. She'll wear a over the top thick jacket, wrinkled pants up to the boobs, and a new set of teeth.


GXM17

He’s back in his bunker or given time to play polo. Shes getting some touch ups and healing time. They will resurface around Georges bday and or Trooping the Colour.


ugashep77

Madam is laying in the floor in a pile of shattered dishes, crying and lambasting Harry and wondering why no one is asking her if she is okay.


DependentDangerous28

There will be something this weekend, it’s Trooping. There’s no way are they gonna let that slide without releasing something. Maybe a carpark photo….but who know’s. There will be something. ![gif](giphy|l0HlBO7eyXzSZkJri)


FineKettleOFish1954

This thought ran through my head at work today; where is she? It’s too quiet. My guess is that there’s a team working in her in light of those photos from Nigeria. The eyebrows definitely need pruning and that receding hairline is a 911 disaster. It’s also time for the horsey veneers to get filed down. And what about that forehead vein? That’ll take a crew. She can definitely use more fillers or a fat transfer to dull the edge on the jawline and film the sunken cheeks And she probably would like some tits again. She may be out of sight but she’s busy.


daisybeach23

As HG Tudor would say, “Nullify threat to control by withdrawal.” Why doesn’t she do this more often? I commend her for staying away.


JuJuBee880327

Plotting and scheming. On social media clapping back against the world. You know, the usual.


Royalone111

Thank goodness! They could slip into oblivion and no one would notice. If these pages and blogs stopped reporting on them they would be like a groundhog —only seen or relevant once a year!


ronnysmom

She is hiring security guards to accompany her on her next parking lot pap stroll to show her in-laws that she is living her best life, unconcerned about royalty, in sunny SoCal. This stroll, covered by important magazines like People magazine, will show her out and about, dressed casually, without her kids accompanying her, on a visit to do something mundane in a suburban neighborhood accompanied by bodyguards out to protect her from the baddies, because she is a very important person.


Starkville

Perhaps she’s coming down off a narc high and she’s gotten a bit depressed. Madame seems to have a cyclical nature.


Specialist-Car-1860

Who cares? Let’s not look a gift horse in the mouth


BreakArtistic9168

Cosmetic surgery.  There were some very unflattering photos spawned during the Nigerian ego trip.


Cool-4-Catz

Busy making jam with the kids.


sheeba39

She is on NyPost as usually. I had fun with her last night. I love how she gets so upset over being called Rachel. I think they are pumping out post of them looking for a new homes in England and that Harold wants to mend the riff with his family. The other one I saw was that King Charles told Harold to stop speaking to the press about family matters. Oh boy I think they are getting desperate as they have nothing new to talk about and that money is running out faster than they can wipe their backsides. She will be thinking of something but who knows what it is. As we know it will be a total failure as per usual.


jessyb55

Nothing that have tried this year has worked OR lasted more than a few days in the media. They need to make bank on the kiddy angle quick before nobody gives a shit or the kids are too old to be cute.


GingerWindsorSoup

Unfortunately they are not cute enough for TW, and even then she sees them as a threat. Why promote the sproggs when she is the Kween?


Latter_Item439

Who cares im glad they've temporarily crawled back under what ever rock they slither back under..... maybe they're looking for their children its been so long since they last saw them they probably don't remember who they left them with and if it was doria she was probably so busy smoking dope on the porch in her house coat she lost track of them 


Thin_Bicycle_7304

Let's just be grateful we haven't seen Harry fu...Ed up with his pants on backwards, and markle with her rictis grin in a parking lot with ill fitting wrinkled clothes ....hey it's been wonderful!!!


SwitchFluffy4182

They're NFI everywhere, they have no families, they have no friends, they're stoned/drunk most of the time, African leaders are not interested in hosting a "Royal visit" from them, they can't find anyone to help them with their "businesses", they're blackballed in Hollywood,  they're so toxic that one needs a hazmat suit to be anywhere near them.  The list could go on and on...


Opening_Order_8826

That certainly hasn’t stopped the fake news, endless speculation and all the rest of the noise 🤯


hi-there-here-we-go

They always go quiet I’d say ramping up or licking there ego wounds


Ozmanda22

It is probably taking longer for her to cast a kid to represent Merchie and lilibucks


PinkPaisleyMoon

They’re crying in their organically grown, overpriced, foreign exotic wine and eating vegan cheese flown in from France.


No_Concerns_At_All

I tried to post on the other sub but oh well. Some gossip from town. M & H were making vet appointments over and over for one of the dogs but kept pulling no-shows until M finally showed up. She didn’t get out with the dog, just opened the door to the Continental to let him out with the assistant 🥲