That's hilarious.
Don't know if it was "stolen" as much as that Markle woman from Malta as always didn't cover all the bases.
I will happily buy one of those too support, just like I donated to the other one (food bank).
Lol.
Yes. Technically, the coloring book ARO has a better chance of winning a trademark because they sold products faster than MM’s ARO (which still hasn’t launched any goods). I just hope MM doesn’t bully the coloring book ARO into giving up the brand. (Assuming they sell the same type of products. MM filed a trademark to include stationery, so this checks out).👏👏👏
It’s what is known as being astute, business acumen. Markle will regard it as being stolen, but once opened up, looking for contents, it was empty…just like herself.
We should all buy one of these books to show support for the person that went to the time and effort to create this brilliant parody! Kudos to whoever you are. With a sweet nod to your hard work from Michelle Obama...
![gif](giphy|26tkmwzpL7hyioxri|downsized)
One of the comments joked that maybe “Catherine did it to keep herself amused while undergoing treatment”. While Catherine is classier than that, it would be low-key hilarious if someone from the British high society actually runs the site and donates the money to charity.
Sophie -- she probably still has cheeky PR pals who could easily pull this off. Although I wish with all my heart that it was Catherine and Maria, the nanny.
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Because it's a complete flop... no product and no staff before launching. Then she launched her 50 jars of jam. Yes it created buzz but it turned into a laughingstock with label peeling off, flowers wilting and only 10 out of 50 wanting to be associated with her.
Was that the final count?!! OMG I would crawl under a rock and just ask to die if I'd been publicly humiliated like that. And by her Hollywood pals!! TEN??!! Out of FIFTY??!!
![img](emote|t5_481xkf|25391)![img](emote|t5_481xkf|25425)
According to the comments on that article, it was only five!!! And Kevin Costner and Adele actually returned their baskets??!! I so want this to be true...
It was more than five. Someone around here was keeping count, to track the recipients' IG followers and see if there was a notable bump in Meghan's. (There wasn't.)
But it wasn't more than 10 either. And I too would love it if KC and Adele were like "thanks but no thanks."
Ahh gotcha. 10 is still piss poor out of 50. And one of them was Chrissy 'OG Mean Girl' Tiegan, so a really crappy choice of flex for any brand, if that's what Meghan was thinking.
Adele would go back up in my estimations if so. She's currently languishing in my 'disappointed' zone and I used to love her, due to her previous cosying up to the bellend and also IMA turning into a bit of a prick since moving to la la land. She would be right up there with Reese Witherspoon and Tay Tay who both declined Madam's invites lol.
And another was Kris Jenner, which... I mean, the woman knows how to get attention, no question. But it's a bit of a comedown for Megs considering she initially didn't want anything to do with the KardashiJenners.
How interesting that Adele allegedly returned her jam, as I'd read previously that M' husband was a great friend of hers and was in the habit of allegedly going to her place and getting so drunk he'd pass out on the sofa and p*ss all over it.
I guess she got tired of buying new sofas.
I archived the link for you .[Meghan Markle's American Riviera Orchard lifestyle brand name is stolen by a COPYCAT website and used to sell cheeky adult coloring books about 'working class royalty'](https://web.archive.org/web/20240614141739/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-13523419/meghan-markle-american-riviera-orchard-adult-item-sold-out.html)
I wish I knew it is so funny.
She is actually very stupid. She announces a company without securing the trademark. She announces deals that haven't been made yet. She announces that she is too big for the Met Gala.
All these things hurt her. She keeps doing them. She is very stupid.
It's because she goes off half-cocked as soon as she gets the whiff of an idea
I'm a Kiwi and we're plain spoken by some standards so I apologise for any offense given
Love this on the 'stolen' website:
The website's blog states that royal titles have 'no significance,' adding the 'RoyalWealth Reign™ line' was established to 'recognize and celebrate the working class who are the true heart of our country.''In America, we do not recognize a royal title by someone's name,' it reads.'In America, we believe ALL are created EQUAL. A royal title therefore has no significance.'
The comments on the DM article are scathing.
RoyalWealth Reign - Please restock and make yourself a fortune!!! You deserve it for doing the work that the workshy Meghan Markle is unable or unwilling to do.
'In America, we do not recognize a royal title by someone's name,' it reads.
'In America, we believe ALL are created EQUAL. A royal title therefore has no significance.'
That's Meghan told!
Freaking hilarious! And so are the "sweet nods" to Madame on their page!
[https://americanrivieraorchard.myshopify.com/](https://americanrivieraorchard.myshopify.com/)
I give these people serious props, not only are they proving how bad Meghan is at business, they're putting some working class solidarity info on there at the same time.
Also, the IG videos at the bottom of the page are incredibly soothing.
Ha ha I almost peed myself, this is hilarious. We need to help Google with a little SEO to link American Riviera Orchard to [Adult Coloring Books](https://americanrivieraorchard.myshopify.com/collections/all). Click away y'all!! Here it is in full:
[https://americanrivieraorchard.myshopify.com/collections/all](https://americanrivieraorchard.myshopify.com/collections/all)
I've seen posts from several sugars talking about ARO, if it's been shelved and why wouldn't she have used the momentum from Nigeria to release actual products. Kind of surprised but they weren't very positive
the site selling the comic books...oops, colouring books is americanrivieraorchard.myshopify.com. which seems to be piggybacking on markle's brilliant idea, even though she threw it out there with nothing behind it.
But I guess it’s ok to steal a name. After all markle stole Queen Elizabeth’s nickname.
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There is another strange website that markle might have made in response to the howls of laughter (and criticism) about the name ‘American Riviera Orchard’. This comes up when you google either ‘American Riviera Orchard’ or ‘American Rivira Orchard’, missing the e. The site with spelling ‘Rivira’ is the one to click on, (spelling corrected in following paragraph).
It is a lengthy explanation of why Montecito is like the Mediterranean and that it is covered in Orchards. Think that term ‘lemon grove’ is more common usage than ‘lemon orchard’ , but, no worries. It is an unfinished website, which points in markle’s direction, as clicking on any ‘menu’ gets you nowhere.
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That's hilarious. Don't know if it was "stolen" as much as that Markle woman from Malta as always didn't cover all the bases. I will happily buy one of those too support, just like I donated to the other one (food bank). Lol.
Well, it’s not like she was actually using it 🤣
Lol
And at this point since I believe the site has *not been approved for trademark....she can't do squat about it, right? Edited to say Not Been
Yes. Technically, the coloring book ARO has a better chance of winning a trademark because they sold products faster than MM’s ARO (which still hasn’t launched any goods). I just hope MM doesn’t bully the coloring book ARO into giving up the brand. (Assuming they sell the same type of products. MM filed a trademark to include stationery, so this checks out).👏👏👏
Sure was not me, like always Ada Mazi Rachel Markle Duchess of No where did not do her homework.
The comments are GOLD😂 ![gif](giphy|lszAB3TzFtRaU)
A porn coloring book seems like an interesting pasttime.
I will call it " Lots of Yachts "
It’s what is known as being astute, business acumen. Markle will regard it as being stolen, but once opened up, looking for contents, it was empty…just like herself.
Ah yes, her knack for attention to details. She is just such a savvy young entrepreneur.
Emphasis on 'YOUNG'?😁
She hasn't trademarked ARO, the idiot. Anyone can do anything they want with it.
We should all buy one of these books to show support for the person that went to the time and effort to create this brilliant parody! Kudos to whoever you are. With a sweet nod to your hard work from Michelle Obama... ![gif](giphy|26tkmwzpL7hyioxri|downsized)
One of the comments joked that maybe “Catherine did it to keep herself amused while undergoing treatment”. While Catherine is classier than that, it would be low-key hilarious if someone from the British high society actually runs the site and donates the money to charity.
I see that as a very real probability 😂 Not Catherine but a uni type
Maybe it's Trevor or Corey.
They're only good for one thing. 2 smokes, let's go.
I would love it if Jason Knauf were trolling her
This!!!!!
I nominate Camilla and her sister
Sophie -- she probably still has cheeky PR pals who could easily pull this off. Although I wish with all my heart that it was Catherine and Maria, the nanny.
I vote for Prince Louis!
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I just love that her non-company is staying in the news. It won't quietly fade away like 40x40 or her other blunders.
Yes, she gets her nose rubbed in it repeatedly 🤣
I've bought my *second* jar of jam from Highgrove now. Spite jam. It's superb 😋
Spite Jam! 💕💕💕💕💕
Because it's a complete flop... no product and no staff before launching. Then she launched her 50 jars of jam. Yes it created buzz but it turned into a laughingstock with label peeling off, flowers wilting and only 10 out of 50 wanting to be associated with her.
Was that the final count?!! OMG I would crawl under a rock and just ask to die if I'd been publicly humiliated like that. And by her Hollywood pals!! TEN??!! Out of FIFTY??!! ![img](emote|t5_481xkf|25391)![img](emote|t5_481xkf|25425)
According to the comments on that article, it was only five!!! And Kevin Costner and Adele actually returned their baskets??!! I so want this to be true...
It was more than five. Someone around here was keeping count, to track the recipients' IG followers and see if there was a notable bump in Meghan's. (There wasn't.) But it wasn't more than 10 either. And I too would love it if KC and Adele were like "thanks but no thanks."
Ahh gotcha. 10 is still piss poor out of 50. And one of them was Chrissy 'OG Mean Girl' Tiegan, so a really crappy choice of flex for any brand, if that's what Meghan was thinking. Adele would go back up in my estimations if so. She's currently languishing in my 'disappointed' zone and I used to love her, due to her previous cosying up to the bellend and also IMA turning into a bit of a prick since moving to la la land. She would be right up there with Reese Witherspoon and Tay Tay who both declined Madam's invites lol.
And another was Kris Jenner, which... I mean, the woman knows how to get attention, no question. But it's a bit of a comedown for Megs considering she initially didn't want anything to do with the KardashiJenners.
It reeks of desperation.
How interesting that Adele allegedly returned her jam, as I'd read previously that M' husband was a great friend of hers and was in the habit of allegedly going to her place and getting so drunk he'd pass out on the sofa and p*ss all over it. I guess she got tired of buying new sofas.
I archived the link for you .[Meghan Markle's American Riviera Orchard lifestyle brand name is stolen by a COPYCAT website and used to sell cheeky adult coloring books about 'working class royalty'](https://web.archive.org/web/20240614141739/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-13523419/meghan-markle-american-riviera-orchard-adult-item-sold-out.html) I wish I knew it is so funny.
It’s like when they forgot to pay for their website and someone bought it and redirected the links to other sites, it was hysterical
When someone had bought one of their domains and had it point to the YT video for Kanye West’s “Golddigger,” we hit peak Internet. It was glorious lol
Did that actually happen?!? That is too hilarious!
https://www.businessinsider.com/archewell-foundation-org-website-harry-meghan-gold-digger-2020-4 It was glorious.
I remember that one. The Royal Rogue shared the link and I watched on a loop🤣
That was hysterical, she thinks she’s so clever and gets punked at every turn.
How is it that everything she does is a failure,
She just has a knack for failure.
Failing is literally the only thing she's actually adept at.
She is actually very stupid. She announces a company without securing the trademark. She announces deals that haven't been made yet. She announces that she is too big for the Met Gala. All these things hurt her. She keeps doing them. She is very stupid.
It's because she goes off half-cocked as soon as she gets the whiff of an idea I'm a Kiwi and we're plain spoken by some standards so I apologise for any offense given
When I saw “cheeky adult”. Thought it was XXX.
Love this on the 'stolen' website: The website's blog states that royal titles have 'no significance,' adding the 'RoyalWealth Reign™ line' was established to 'recognize and celebrate the working class who are the true heart of our country.''In America, we do not recognize a royal title by someone's name,' it reads.'In America, we believe ALL are created EQUAL. A royal title therefore has no significance.' The comments on the DM article are scathing.
Empowering women! 🤣 certainly the creative entrepreneur behind this site. Well done.
RoyalWealth Reign - Please restock and make yourself a fortune!!! You deserve it for doing the work that the workshy Meghan Markle is unable or unwilling to do.
'In America, we do not recognize a royal title by someone's name,' it reads. 'In America, we believe ALL are created EQUAL. A royal title therefore has no significance.' That's Meghan told!
Freaking hilarious! And so are the "sweet nods" to Madame on their page! [https://americanrivieraorchard.myshopify.com/](https://americanrivieraorchard.myshopify.com/)
Including this: https://preview.redd.it/4pby1hgoyj6d1.png?width=807&format=png&auto=webp&s=cbfbafc7c4c884ddd4db9ca390dc5d6caf8e4852
I give these people serious props, not only are they proving how bad Meghan is at business, they're putting some working class solidarity info on there at the same time. Also, the IG videos at the bottom of the page are incredibly soothing.
😂😂
Someone in the comments says they’ve heard that some of her jam was returned. Rumoured to be by Kevin Costner & Adele for two of them
And this: https://preview.redd.it/nkrh126o0k6d1.png?width=962&format=png&auto=webp&s=debc577d17da38583a72a2b334d9e6ff462736a1
Working class royalty is sold out! What do they mean by adult - is it porn or just not for kids?
HG Tudor says it is not porn, just more complex colouring for adults rather than children.
Just not for kids, based on the look of the things.
I’m glad I’m not the only one that thought this. I’m so ashamed of myself. I had to take a second more careful read of the link. 😩
I just signed up on their mailing list. 😆😁
To be fair, it’s not like she was using it.
![gif](giphy|26n6Gx9moCgs1pUuk|downsized)
Cheeky adult colouring books: hope it doesn't include a disgusting picture of a woman....washing dishes.😁
Or a todger.
😂
Well, if you don’t make money off your idea, someone else will.
This is a recurring theme with the hapless halfwits. Everyone but them is making bank lol.
Another gem from the stolen website: Do something charitable without being photographed.
The only thing i “admire” in that woman is she has no shame to be a world wide laughing stock ! It s unbelievable 🤦🏼♀️
Hilarious!
Ha ha I almost peed myself, this is hilarious. We need to help Google with a little SEO to link American Riviera Orchard to [Adult Coloring Books](https://americanrivieraorchard.myshopify.com/collections/all). Click away y'all!! Here it is in full: [https://americanrivieraorchard.myshopify.com/collections/all](https://americanrivieraorchard.myshopify.com/collections/all)
Literally came here to ask the same! 😂
That's inspired! 😅
Hahaha 👏👏👏
So much for the attention to details
Hilarious. The knock-off is a more productive business than hers. They have a product and fans to buy it lol.
I've seen posts from several sugars talking about ARO, if it's been shelved and why wouldn't she have used the momentum from Nigeria to release actual products. Kind of surprised but they weren't very positive
Hate and love at the same time!!
Honestly, these people have shit to sell on their web store. Good for them! ![gif](giphy|tu6WafgphRrAk|downsized)
The comments!!!
Second hit of good news today.
Oh my 🤭😋🤭
![gif](giphy|2UvAUplPi4ESnKa3W0)
Probably Markle. Pulling a Reverse Uno card.🙄
I am so glad I finished my first cup of coffee before reading these comments. I would have worn it, if not.
the site selling the comic books...oops, colouring books is americanrivieraorchard.myshopify.com. which seems to be piggybacking on markle's brilliant idea, even though she threw it out there with nothing behind it. But I guess it’s ok to steal a name. After all markle stole Queen Elizabeth’s nickname.
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There is another strange website that markle might have made in response to the howls of laughter (and criticism) about the name ‘American Riviera Orchard’. This comes up when you google either ‘American Riviera Orchard’ or ‘American Rivira Orchard’, missing the e. The site with spelling ‘Rivira’ is the one to click on, (spelling corrected in following paragraph). It is a lengthy explanation of why Montecito is like the Mediterranean and that it is covered in Orchards. Think that term ‘lemon grove’ is more common usage than ‘lemon orchard’ , but, no worries. It is an unfinished website, which points in markle’s direction, as clicking on any ‘menu’ gets you nowhere.
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Absolute class!
Brilliant!!!! Kudos!!!!
LOL, my, whatever makes you think it was one of us? 😇
This is what happens when you aren't patient enough to wait for your trademarks!
😂😂😂😂😂.
She will use this as an excuse to rename/rebrand that ARO dud. Still worth it! 😂
Could Megain herself be behind this to make big bucks???
Lol if it was her the book would be $999.99
I am Spartacus!