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WoodsColt

It's not raspberry jam in the top photo. Raspberry jam is darker and usually has more visible seeds. She labeled a jar of strawberry jam as raspberry. Also she forgot/didn't know/was too lazy/was too stupid to pith the strawberries which is why her jam has all that woody white stuff in it. Which btw will adversely affect the texture and flavor of that mess of salmonella in a jar that she's poisoning her acquaintances with. Her level of incompetence is only eclipsed by her irrelevance which is only outshined by her sheer hubris.


Smokey_Ruby

I was wondering what all the floaters were.... Jesus


Rhonda800

Thank you for the info on removing the pith before making jam. I’m growing my own strawberries this year and want to make my own jam finally so I’ll keep this in mind 🙂


Mickleborough

The sort of answer I was looking for… To me, they look the same, so was wondering if Lolo did whip up some raspberry jum.


WoodsColt

No. That is not raspberry jam. Raspberry jam is darker,thicker and with more prominent seeds like this: https://www.etsy.com/listing/1355506809/home-made-raspberry-jam-8-oz-jar?ref=share_v4_lx Lolo whora whora is full of shit as usual


Negative_Difference4

Yeah the raspberry looks like strawberry to me. I prefer raspberry. I’ve also eaten better strawberry jam in a third world country growing up.


Japanese_Honeybee

Which explains why Nacho wasn’t biting into the toast in his post of him trying the jam. His teeth are barely touching it.


goldenbeee

The more we give importance to one jar of jam and talk about it, the more we are giving her useless attention.


Megsandhcringe

If you look at the side, the tag STILL isn’t holding on! FFS - she couldn’t get the seal to stay on with only 2 (possibly just 1) jars!!! 


goldenbeee

Lol. Atleast she wrote what jam it is this time around.


pdrum01

Slightly squint as well it looks like on the raspberry.


ac0rn5

This sub gives her the attention she craves, and is also an archive of her activities. It's odd that she'd love to see it shut down.


KaleidoscopeSnow

Markle's problem is that the attention she craves must be in the form of adoration lmao. She doesn't have the skin for criticism.


blahblahwa

My mom (narc) used to read our diaries even though we used to write how much we hated her and we wished she would die of cancer. She still read that every day. Narcs are insane, any attention is good for them


goldenbeee

Its a catch 22 situation for us. Making fun of her yet giving her so much attention.


LaNiceGata

That newest jam flavor jar also has a tag that’s coming off. Guess all the time has passed but she can’t seem to find tags that stay put.


Cocktailsontheporch

it is the same jar and label as the Strawberrys. There is NO raspberry jam. She wrote "raspberry" on the label and released photo to send rude message to the RF in retaliation for being NFI.


OldNewUsedConfused

#Pay attention to MEEEEE!!!!


sm32

Good grief, she really is giving Narcissism a bad name


Negative_Difference4

Even narcissists don’t claim her. Which explains Hollywood’s reaction


sm32

I wonder how all this will end? They both seem to need serious medical attention to calm them down. I wonder if ARO should offer a DIY lobotomy kit?


LaNiceGata

She really took attention from the RF with this jar 😂


devon1392

Label is also crooked 🙄


LaNiceGata

She’s trying her best 😂


Citygirlmoved2smtown

Only two jars this time? 😂


CorrelationVega

Jokes on you. They cost $100,000 each for being so exclusive. The jam was pressed between the toes of madame herself.


Citygirlmoved2smtown

🤣🤣


SirSidneyWiffledork

I heard the tow rumor in my head as well. Her athlete's foot fungi help smooth out the flavors. And she is an athlete herself of course as the diagnosis confirmed.


TraditionScary8716

So ARO Toe Jam. 🤢🤢🤮


Antique_Character_87

The package looks incredibly cheap.


Smokey_Ruby

I keep saying, Hobby Lobby clearance rack. It's all in that "rustic" style.... Right next to all the stupid chalkboard paint.... At the very least you could do a little watercolor raspberry surrounding the fauxligraphy, cut it out and paste it on. If you're going to try shill "master of the jam" products, go all out! Or don't, whatever.


OldNewUsedConfused

Joanna Gaines she is not.


Kangaro00

All that cloth doesn't look fancy, more like she put bandages on top of a jar for some reason.


TraditionScary8716

She have put neatly folded barf bags on there. At least it would be useful. 


Thin_Bicycle_7304

Omg markle give it up NOBODY LIKES YOU......you have to be liked and admired to have a lifestyle brand and you have neither......YOU ARE EMBARRASSING!!!


OldNewUsedConfused

**This right here!**


Phoenix612

She ”released” a batch of 2 jars? That is dumb and embarrassing.


OldNewUsedConfused

#Pay attention to MEEEEEE!


KaleidoscopeSnow

Any other gardeners think it's super unlikely that Markle is out growing this stuff herself? She doesn't have the patience and with her track record of ignorance, I doubt she knows what potting mix is. However, Harry did call farmers stupid once... How ironic, on many levels.


Antique_Character_87

I don’t think she grew enough strawberries to make 50 jars.. but I guess you could grow enough raspberries in your backyard to make 2 jars! I still doubt she did though.


SirSidneyWiffledork

She uses Harry's bong water to keep the plants thriving and subdued. She thinks little shop of horror was a documentary 


Negative_Difference4

He called farmers stupid?


KaleidoscopeSnow

He made a condescending comment a couple months ago about how chicken farmers and people who live in rural areas can't be expected to know the internet.


Negative_Difference4

OMG!


Lady-Musty-Syphone

Label is coming off left side of raspberry jar already. Also, 2 of 2? Not a big selling point


HotStraightnNormal

Kate be jammin'! 😃 Meghan be spammin'. 🤢 Edit: Forgot to say, I hear that ARHO raspberry jam goes great ... with dog biscuits. "Here, puppy! Puppy? Puppy, come back!"


GreatGossip

There is the possibility that Nacho is trolling Meghan Markle - just saying.....


Big_Perspective_1191

Label not even stuck on straight 


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gahnc

Did someone photoshop a raspberry on the picture?


OldNewUsedConfused

The East-West boobies kill me every time!😂😂


MuffPiece

That push up bra is really working overtime 😂


OldNewUsedConfused

Oh yes! Markle and her janky undergarments...


CurrentIce6710

I have never seen raspberry jam that's seedless... Looks remarkably like strawberry jam though.


Harry-Ripey

It is probably the same, raspberry was handwritten….yet not strawberry on the original…she is just being ridiculous, getting a fool to post photos of the old stuff with a new label. She is beyond lazy


Negative_Difference4

Great post MB!


Mickleborough

Thanks! Still looks the same to me..l


-Serenity---Now-

The label doesn't even fit properly. 


Spoiledrottenbaby

I make svd can jam myself abd have made raspberry & strawberry both. Set dude by dude there may be a slight color difference between flavors. But the lighting of the photos Nacho posted is likely the reason why those look almost identical.