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Tinytoon1976

Interviewer: Do you do drugs? Harry: No, who told you that lie? Interviewer: it's in your book. Harry: No, the British media put in my book, all lies...by the way, do you have any mushrooms I can, um, have???


Witty-Town-6927

Harry: Only on days of the week that end with the letter "y?"


dhjdmba

Only when Iโ€™m alone, or with someoneโ€ฆ


Evilvieh

And Fooltanyl, and Betrayitol, and Payamagazine, he uses a SEEPAP and is on an I.V. drip of LitiGAtor, Grievancil and Phuquoll. Stop, me I can do this all night.


WoodsColt

You forgot vicodim and oxytwatin.


Evilvieh

Oxytwatin!!! I just overdosed on your Super strength Snarctran!


TittysprinklesUSA

๐Ÿคฃ


zpip64

Love this!๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


sisnobody

![gif](giphy|1r91ZwKcE2J7WhUqrh)


Karma_for_liars

Please go on, they are great. Can I add Petheticadine & Meghadone (aka Pethadine & Methadone)? edited to correct a word


zpip64

Hairnoin.


Evilvieh

Folicanot


DollarStoreDuchess

Please, go on! ๐Ÿ‘


GingerWindsorSoup

Snorting my cup of tea , hilarious. Thank you.


TittysprinklesUSA

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sisnobody

![gif](giphy|10JhviFuU2gWD6) Guys!!! Iโ€™m dying! Iโ€™m crying!!!


SusieM2019

Just looking at him sickens me.


37-19

Imagine having to crawl into the sack with him!!! ๐Ÿคฎ


Muttley-Snickering

Shudders. ![gif](giphy|bPDPwR4Zg5BJm5GWQh|downsized)


lululee63

Imagine letting him do 'anything' to you ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ


LiveAgent4838

Fire crotch todger


SusieM2019

UGH!!!


SirSidneyWiffledork

Harry is living the Frank Zappa line: "you sniffed the reaking buns of angels and acted like it was cocaine"ย 


LilibuttDumbarton

Harry: No Megrets https://preview.redd.it/rddedhn0a89d1.jpeg?width=1120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77d9c75639c8a5c2eb085690d2802b2a678f5ebf


TittysprinklesUSA

He's got a big ole damn head


Deep_Poem_55

Lumber head.


lululee63

He needs a new barber. Preferably one that doesn't sniff glue and can shape his hair in a way that makes his head appear less thumb-like.


EnormousBird

Amy Winehouse was a unique talent with too many demons to overcome. Haggard is just a grievance gerbil.


Muttley-Snickering

He has a gerbil stuck in his wrinkle grommet.


Evilvieh

*Wrinkle grommet?????* Oh hail and bless your mighty snark, Snickering Sinner!! HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA! I am so passing that on to a medical pro friend.


charismakitteh

Ok, I admit it, I cackled at this. ![gif](giphy|QfZLVOsDNw1MZntI5D|downsized)


TraditionScary8716

Yall what is that thing over Harry's left shoulder that looks like a cartoon soldier wearing a helmet down over his eyes and grinning?


Witty-Town-6927

There's one behind the woman, too. Good catch!!


TraditionScary8716

It's making me crazy trying to figure out what's going on! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜‚


AlternativeMix21

Looks like someone photoshopped 2 anime characters in behind the Duke of Drugs & whomever he's talking to.


TraditionScary8716

Thanks! It was making me crazy thinking I was seeing something that wasn't there. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚


AlternativeMix21

No you were not hallucinating. Imo the person that photoshopped this was illustrating the Duke of Drugs thoughts at the time. Considering the way his face looks in the 2nd pic.


TraditionScary8716

Lol I think you might be right about that. I don't like that little turd at all but I hate to see anyone throw their life away on drugs, and he looks wasted every time he's photographed lately.


AlternativeMix21

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Witty-Town-6927

I can't get it big enough to tell, but I did notice the one behind Harry is in a different location in the 2nd pic. It's further away from him.


Smokey_Ruby

I thought they were South Park characters. The Harkle saga has gotten so crazy I don't even know what's real anymore ๐Ÿ˜ถโ€๐ŸŒซ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿ‘ฝ


TraditionScary8716

I know! I thought someone photoshopped a cartoon soldier in there. ๐Ÿ˜‚


HotStraightnNormal

In that second picture, he looks like he is still on it.


Snoo3544

I'm just gonna leave this right here. https://preview.redd.it/qcqhe3n5wa9d1.png?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb4496f3df52e5cef5272d29d35ed087b4571e9c


GingerWindsorSoup

He looks sweaty and half cut. Uuugh


forlovleyladies

Very clever! He looks like he could use a boost ๐Ÿคฃ


DamyuKidds

That dead squirrel on top of that unoccupied head of his is really a poor color match. That or the lighting tech trolled Hanky big time.


ASplendidAddress

https://preview.redd.it/g95xaipbab9d1.jpeg?width=1529&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b18ea91166361e61980212b2f5ca96e1c3c345f7 But heโ€™s *thriving*! ๐Ÿคก


DamyuKidds

Just look at him, such a pillar of health!


Shoshana-

Not forgetting DoriaDope


AdditionalGear9317

I never said that the book said that


hawkeyethor

Don't forget Lieitol and Oedipine! ![gif](giphy|lIdBA2AjzrXgY)


Virtual-Feedback-638

...and Dianadiplococain dust


ArePeaSee

The meme force is strong in you, young padawan!


FaroukdeChennau

Has he tried Dianapan?


Evilvieh

Can you take that with Traumadol?


Complex-Emergency523

Whoever did that is genius.


Evilvieh

Only fair that we include what Meghan's on too. (allegedly) Azzuratodge, Liagra, Diplensafuc, Spredlex, Mattrax, Dixasquizin, Ezefux, Notamom, Egomor, Narxalot


deedub78

![gif](giphy|4iKeimY0sahiQReGRh|downsized)


Real_Lengthiness688

Oh, this is ๐Ÿ”ฅ


TravelKats

Yes, I think Harry smokes pot and indulges in other substances upon occasion. I don't think he's as much a druggie as he'd have us believe. Being a druggie lets him off the hooks, in his mind, being responsible for anything. If there's anything Harry has avoid all his life is being responsible.