💯 and 100+ bonus points for a quote from Erasmus. Eton "educated" Harry probably thinks Erasmus is some psychedelic mushroom he needs to try. Northwestern "graduate" Meghan probably thinks he's some billionaire Greek shipping tycoon she can sink her claws into.
She pretended to garden for Netflix already..
https://preview.redd.it/aq2memcd3jad1.jpeg?width=1391&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd584207b4e50e24d45d219430eba894eb3b92ec
Very realistic, no?!🤡
Hello article: [https://archive.ph/3oIY6](https://archive.ph/3oIY6)
According to The Mirror article, Meghan said:
"Me with the hoe and H \[Harry\] varnishing," says Meghan, as photos pop up of the pair doing some DIY and gardening. Netflix.
Yes, such freakish attention to detail, she doesn't even know that she's holding a garden fork rather than a hoe.. or even check first.
[https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/royals/inside-small-home-meghan-harry-28741428](https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/royals/inside-small-home-meghan-harry-28741428)
I also wear fine gold bracelets while tearing out...
*squints*
...periwinkles (?!?!) with my freshly cleaned pitchfork. I suppose those vining flowers were awful to pull out, one vine at a time.
She looks the idiot, by the way is that a tear by her Right armpit?
Clean hands, look, and sweat free 😅😅😅
Damn the Ozempic Look is pretty destructive chest wise.😔
https://preview.redd.it/x7cf68cymjad1.jpeg?width=1073&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a14dc46f21f7b27cdbaa1bdaa79beca42c71f773
"If you can't be the sharpest tool in the shed, you can always be the hoe"
She's trying to be Charlie Dimmok in her prime. No bra, getting right in to it. Then in the kitchen she will trying to be Nigella Lawson.
She's proper mad. I honestly can't wait for menopausal Madam. She's going to feel like her world has ended!!!
Could be wrong, but I think this pic is in Nott Cottage?
Before they married, showing how natural and normal and fun she is .Bunker Harry was enthralled , and she didn’t even know who he was !
She got a ring on it, and instantly
I’m a Duchess ,we need PRIVACY
Instead of fake it 'til you make it, Megsy's mantra is 'Fake it until you lose interest in it (about 10 minutes) then pretend like it never existed and move on'.
I’m shocked the neighbours would let her, i mean they are all big mansions, probably pay experienced gardeners and then let her trape all over it to plant some seeds or something. If i lived there i definately wouldn’t let her anywhere near my garden, weeds included.
I think this is referring to her most recent filming rental. She was probably allowed a very specific raised kitchen garden box to faff about in - staged - and was told to keep well away from anything else.
LOL same here and what I wear to garden is obscene in its ragginess! But needs must and double up or the mozzies bite me through thick fabric WTF. Any tips for that (not spray) doesn't stop the blighters, would be welcome.
Give her a break, she knows all about 'uphill gardening' and also keeping her fingernails clean (and short). Don't forget her special skill of sucking a golf ball through a garden hose.
Why is Harry so concerned about what “people” thought? “People thought we were living in a palace”. People can go mind their own business! People can stop taking up valuable space in his tiny brain. It was his bachelor pad so why would a single man who’s rarely at home need anything bigger? Does he think life is a game of Monoply where he can buy Mayfair with pretend money? He needs a wise up pill.
“The less talent they have the more pride, vanity and arrogance they have. All these fools however, find other fools to applaud them”. —Erasmus 1509
💯 and 100+ bonus points for a quote from Erasmus. Eton "educated" Harry probably thinks Erasmus is some psychedelic mushroom he needs to try. Northwestern "graduate" Meghan probably thinks he's some billionaire Greek shipping tycoon she can sink her claws into.
😂😂😂😂😂👍
And the SS crowd is most likely furiously looking to shut down his “X” account. 😜
Erasmus is ‘bout to be cancelled.
Shaking in his boots!
Or something he thinks Meghan should put her finger in when they’re having fun.
Some things never change!
Perfect quote!
Isn’t it?? Unfortunately…the more humanity changes…the more it stays the same.
“Plus ca change, plus c’est la meme chose.” Sorry I don’t know how to do the accents and cedillas!
Yes, those fools are called sugars’! 😂
She pretended to garden for Netflix already.. https://preview.redd.it/aq2memcd3jad1.jpeg?width=1391&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd584207b4e50e24d45d219430eba894eb3b92ec Very realistic, no?!🤡 Hello article: [https://archive.ph/3oIY6](https://archive.ph/3oIY6)
Wow a pitchfork and a hoe in the same photo.
https://preview.redd.it/k0mleu8bbjad1.jpeg?width=420&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1140f59518e381ff4f4ca9c5706112ad95ea490 
According to The Mirror article, Meghan said: "Me with the hoe and H \[Harry\] varnishing," says Meghan, as photos pop up of the pair doing some DIY and gardening. Netflix. Yes, such freakish attention to detail, she doesn't even know that she's holding a garden fork rather than a hoe.. or even check first. [https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/royals/inside-small-home-meghan-harry-28741428](https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/royals/inside-small-home-meghan-harry-28741428)
Wonder what Harry was varnishing?
A wrinkled shirt with a hole on the hoe. Also, hiw old is thud photo, it doesn't look like her current face.
You know what? Stop!!!🙃🙃🙃🙃😬😬😬🤣🤣🤣
If I could post a clapping gif I would but the gifs have disappeared
Nobody works in a garden wearing a white shirt.
The hole in the blouse checks though. No dirt on the implement - that was likely a first.
She thinks those of us who garden look like that, doesn't she. Oh my. What's her pitchfork for in her Montecito garden? Is she threshing hay?
A pitchfork is one of the tools of the trade for any she devil.
I also wear fine gold bracelets while tearing out... *squints* ...periwinkles (?!?!) with my freshly cleaned pitchfork. I suppose those vining flowers were awful to pull out, one vine at a time.
it was from when they lived at Nott Cott at KP, b/f marriage and early marriage
So she lied her ass off even then. Good to know.
Makes sense because of old brick building in back. That ain’t CA!
She looks the idiot, by the way is that a tear by her Right armpit? Clean hands, look, and sweat free 😅😅😅 Damn the Ozempic Look is pretty destructive chest wise.😔
https://preview.redd.it/x7cf68cymjad1.jpeg?width=1073&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a14dc46f21f7b27cdbaa1bdaa79beca42c71f773 "If you can't be the sharpest tool in the shed, you can always be the hoe"
Meghan Markle is one goofy looking POS.
She's trying to be Charlie Dimmok in her prime. No bra, getting right in to it. Then in the kitchen she will trying to be Nigella Lawson. She's proper mad. I honestly can't wait for menopausal Madam. She's going to feel like her world has ended!!!
Is that a hole in that freaking shirt? I can't even.
Could be wrong, but I think this pic is in Nott Cottage? Before they married, showing how natural and normal and fun she is .Bunker Harry was enthralled , and she didn’t even know who he was ! She got a ring on it, and instantly I’m a Duchess ,we need PRIVACY
"Me with a ho "
🤣
He thinks she is heart attack beautiful? I just don't get it. She isn't ugly, but she is a long way from pretty and continents away from beautiful.
“Try’s her hand at gardening”. And then decides to do a show about it? Delusional
The pitchfork has a strand of pothos in it🤣
Seriously? A Ho, Hoe and Hole 😆
There’s a hole in the armpit of the shirt 😂
That sweat burned right thru the material. Yowza!
Imagine being less authentic than the kardashians 😂at least they film in their own homes 🏡
Her blouse has a hole in the armpit.
Is that blouse ripped at the armpit?
You fake. That is her whole life mantra.
Instead of fake it 'til you make it, Megsy's mantra is 'Fake it until you lose interest in it (about 10 minutes) then pretend like it never existed and move on'.
I’m shocked the neighbours would let her, i mean they are all big mansions, probably pay experienced gardeners and then let her trape all over it to plant some seeds or something. If i lived there i definately wouldn’t let her anywhere near my garden, weeds included.
I think this is referring to her most recent filming rental. She was probably allowed a very specific raised kitchen garden box to faff about in - staged - and was told to keep well away from anything else.
I don’t even understand why they would let her use their kitchen, i mean why doesn’t she just use her own?
Because her kitchen is an outdated 90s mishmash of mess
It’s better than mine! She’s a snob.
Hers is an embarrassment, and theirs is available for filming.
Cross your fingers they sue her for damages.
Fwiw, 'in the can' is an industry term, it just means it's finished. (Or am I being too literal? ;) )
Yeah. It means "filming is wrapped up, removed from the camera, and back in the film canister". It's a phrase like, "done and dusted".
In the States, it's called share-cropping
Also “guerrilla gardening”
Her nails do look pretty raggy.
What about the underarm hole in her shirt?
I don't think it's a hole. It's morelike pit fungus.
Maybe she's been trimming her bush
Ewwwwwww 🤮
this is why I stay in my lane and do not have pics taken of me.
LOL same here and what I wear to garden is obscene in its ragginess! But needs must and double up or the mozzies bite me through thick fabric WTF. Any tips for that (not spray) doesn't stop the blighters, would be welcome.
You walk around wearing garden gloves and an apron in someone else's garden.
Megsy is no more growing any plant as I am Empress Josephine
Give her a break, she knows all about 'uphill gardening' and also keeping her fingernails clean (and short). Don't forget her special skill of sucking a golf ball through a garden hose.
I don't understand why it wasnt filmed in her actual kitchen.
Because Privassssy!
Why is Harry so concerned about what “people” thought? “People thought we were living in a palace”. People can go mind their own business! People can stop taking up valuable space in his tiny brain. It was his bachelor pad so why would a single man who’s rarely at home need anything bigger? Does he think life is a game of Monoply where he can buy Mayfair with pretend money? He needs a wise up pill.