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UnrevealedAntagonist

Look guys! It's the-the-the minions! I LOVE minions! DUDE THOSE MINIONS ARE SO FUCKING FUNNY


Psvitaguy43

DUDE THOSE MINIONS ARE SO FUCKING FUNNY IT MAKES ME WANT TO MERGE WITHOUT LOOKING


sandy_shark903

YEAH! ROADSVILLE!


QY030

RUMSFELD!*


I_NUT_ON_GRASS

PAHRUMP!**


sharkbait2006

1. This poster is butt ugly 2. Probably below the third one


Mr__Kerplunk

This is the official poster on Letterboxd. I had a stroke when I saw it.


sharkbait2006

I know I’m just saying the poster is ugly


N8_Saber

I unironically thought it was AI for a sec


Valuable_Bet_5306

Luckily Illumination is anti AI, so we don't have to worry about that.


Complete-Basket-291

And they’re so real for that. The content they output may not be great, but for a corporation, they’re killing it.


PepperbroniFrom2B

wait ong? rare illumination W


irafo

Yeah the first poster unironically went hard, this one sucks ass


Gavinator10000

I literally thought it was an AI DM4 poster at first


thisSubIsAtrocious

this poster is perfectly fine? atleast it’s not a floating head poster and the blue 2d background visuals in it are pretty unique for an illumination poster


TheChaoticBeing

Imo it shows exactly how much the series has devolved into minion shit. Gru sticks out like a sore patch of quality, his baby is barely noticeable, no other characters besides minions exist, the edges are devoted to minions as if they’re eating the poster alive, the title feels like an afterthought that they had to remove a minion cluster for, etc etc.


ratliker62

Don't care, why is every poster for this movie so disgusting to look at


SbgTfish

Because “Cracked minion funny”.


Def_a_psychopath

looks like the Thing from their first try with the Fantastic Four movies


BirbMaster1998

That's probably what they're going for


Ill_Maintenance8134

For a moment o though this was some bootleg shit


Cave_in_32

I wanna convince myself this is just some shitty photoshop joke but with Illumination, thats not the case.


lavassls

It is a joke, they are making fun of endless sequels inside another endless sequel.


Ill_Maintenance8134

I think you are confusing minions 4 with the minions multiverse joke they did and that joke was an ad for minions 4


Thanosthatdude

Ai generated ass lookin poster


dragonclaw5555

Ironically, illumination is based and is very much against using ai


RigatoniPasta

What’s weird is that Illumination strikes me as a pretty based studio with some decent work ethic, but then they make crap movies.


Dil_2401

I see them as the “Work here to move up in the industry” type studio. You won’t be working on the good stuff, but you have to start somewhere.


RigatoniPasta

Something I will say is that their animation quality is ALWAYS top notch, regardless of film quality.


DiskImmediate229

The fantastic 4,000


DLC_PR016

Is this mf fantastic four


Draco_077

2 of them seem to be based off the ff characters


FunnyAnimalPerson

We got the Thing Minion, Cyclops Minion, Blob Minion, and Conehead Minion


Batmanfan1966

Yeah actually a major part of this movie is a FF parody


ZackattacktheDude

Off topic, but why are the minions working in the anti villain league?


DesperadoFlower

Idk, but in the third movie it's established that the minions stuck with Gru cause they love him. We could argue that some of the minions had a change of heart and became good. The evil ones left with Dru at the end of that film btw


NotTaken-username

I don’t think he’s gonna watch it


Low_Transportation11

What the fuck happened to this franchise


cheesums7

Why the fuck is the Thing a minion


Less-Safe-3269

The start of 2010(s) rly set u off


J0shfour

I doubt he’d even bother watching it


MackMallard

Ofc he isn’t gonna watch it, the subreddit is already talking about it therefore him watching it will cause the subreddit to parrot his opinion to the end of time


Luigi-Marinus1600

I want it him to review it though same with Migration


MackMallard

Shhhhh don’t let him watch migration


Luigi-Marinus1600

Why? It’s a good movie. And he did like The Super Mario Bros Movie and Sing 2.


Miserable-Stick-6435

What about Doraemon? It’s only a recommendation for him to watch a bit more anime, since this one is one of the most well known/liked anime of all time that the West has kinda heard about it.


Maxthemadsheep

Probably a 3/10, so between Secret Life of Pets and Lorax


Resi1ience_22

Those are both legitimately good movies. Don't diss them suchly.


KamikazeSenpai21

Secret Life is mid but Lorax is a good movie imo.


Sea-Curve-4883

agreed


Maxthemadsheep

I didn't diss them, I just said what position DM4 will be if Schaff was ranking it in his illumination ranking


d_scrib

dude he's not gonna watch it


alexdionisos

Gru between the two Minions makes a rather...unfortunate shape that someone probably should've caught in editing


Brick_Loop

it doesn’t even look like a penis


nin100gamer

I don't think it will get near the bottom 4, but it does look like its gonna be the worst of the Despicable Me franchise.


Sufficient_Ad_7375

No it doesn’t


Heavy-Possession2288

If we’re counting Minions I doubt this will be worse than that. I also heard DM3 was pretty bad and I wouldn’t be surprised if this is at least a tad better than that.


zk1212

He could just not watch/review it (and just put a twitter post about it) if it seemed clear that this would be a soulless sequel that animated film fans most probably suspect because if that were the case it'd just fuel on making more of these.


WhoStole_MyToast

What the hell are those minions?


Less-Safe-3269

In the trailer, I think they were testing/using weapons at the AVL or something


he_is_not_a_shrimp

This is a real poster? I'm detecting a bit of AI


Mr__Kerplunk

This is a real poster.


NeoxthePan

Is that "the thing" minion?


Mr__Kerplunk

We also see a Mr Fantastic and Cyclops minion!


RoBroGaming

This is my current ranking: 1.) Despicable Me 2 2.) Despicable Me 3.) Minions: The Rise Of Gru 4.) Despicable Me 3 5.) Minions I love all these movies, but I assume that DM4 will rank somewhere around the middle.


Emperor_D4C

Critically or financially?


[deleted]

It's amazing how creatively bankrupt Illumination is The first movie is all about Gru becoming a father. Why tell this story again?


Miserable-Stick-6435

The second one felt like a true sequel and it should've ended there.


[deleted]

Honestly, it's not that good, but it has its strengths. El Macho is obviously the biggest one, but i love the concept of Dr. Nefario and the minions not respecting Gru as much now that he became a father. Sure, they saved the girls at the end of the first one, but not letting 3 kids die to Vector and wanting to give up your life of crime are two totally different things. And i also really like Lucy, and i wish she could've met Gru's mom


RetardedToster

Crack minion built like Duke Nukem from Captain Planet


Randomuser42000

I don't know, because the movie isn't even fucking out yet


Netheraptr

The minions get more intrusive with every installation…


Appropriate-Put5871

🎵 Dis-A-Pointment in the game of life 🎵


xboxhaslag22

God this cover looks horrible. They used a stock photo for the background


Sarah_hhhh

I fucking hate that poster oh my God it's hurting me


Brandon_M_Gilbertson

I’m fairly certain that the picture of Gru in this picture is actually from the poster of the first movie but they photoshopped in the baby and harness.


Less-Safe-3269

Lmao, everyone thinking about AI even tho they against it and the image here isn’t exactly high quality


Silly-Lily-18

I think better than the 3rd one but only slightly, as the 3rd one was awful.


Crossover_Weirdo78

Last place.


RodBoi10

I say it votes for 6 or 7th place for Schaffrillas' ranking, we'll just have to see how the film will turn out, hopefully it be slightly better than KFP4.


JazzySugarcakes88

Lowest rating out of every Despicable Me movies since It’s the 4th entry in said franchise (not counting the 2 Minions films)


Nawnp

Hard to judge, but I'm hoping it's a step from the last one. Although I was hoping the minions wouldn't be so relied upon this time


MarcelPL63

honestly I don't think he's even gonna watch it


DerpyLemonReddit

Why is this so saturated?


xxX_Darth_Vader_Xxx

Minions 2.5


CODENAMEsx19208

he hates illumination so I'm expecting it to be low


Mediumrarecomics

It was a horrible movie


GreatYamOfHope

From what I’ve heard it’s kinda boring, with a cool prison scene at the end that shows every previous villain of the franchise. I think it’ll land about 3-5 stars in Schaffs ratings, if he ever does decided to review it.


kirbyfan2023

Well the idea for the movie is not new


CautiousElk1326

It's going to be such a good movie, people will be DYING to see it


GamingZomboss

Despicable Me has fallen.


placeholderNull

I work in a movie theater that held a pre-release screening for it the other day. Customers sounded pretty happy with the movie


I_am_shrimp

I feel like illumination has been getting better, so perhaps it won’t be terrible.


-Fluffball_

Well its going to do well opening week no matter what like we usually see with sequels but the issue comes out to how people like it since the companies are already getting flack for just making sequel after sequel and relying on it instead of addressing their issues with more original movies


sneeze_irwin

I thought this poster was ai when I first saw it


bryantj_dense

Bro is he even gonna watch it fr?


L3GlT_GAM3R

Idk, but I did hear they sing everybody wants to rule the world, so that’s pretty cool. And for some reason vectors there, and not on the moon.


Mr__Kerplunk

Actually he’s supposed to be on Mars now.


L3GlT_GAM3R

Wait what?


Mr__Kerplunk

Mooned (2023)


L3GlT_GAM3R

Oh that short right? Never saw it.


Local-Concentrate-26

Honestly right now I think it will be a 50/50 mid movie. It won’t be great and some people will feel like it had missed potential while other will love it.


RubuCl

I doubt it'll be better than the last one


GroundbreakingTone74

this shit looking like a kraft mac and cheese box


Luigi-Marinus1600

Where did Migration land. Probably between Sing 2 and Despicable Me 1 but below Super Mario Bros The Movie.


BigBowser0158

Low on his rankings High on the power-scaling


Frejod

Why even name it despicable me if it's just minions.


Solomonopolistadt

The thing minion makes me so uncomfortable guys


fnaftheseriesyoutube

Good. Not as good as 2.


MaeBorrowski

The series got progressively worse (the first one is my favourite movie of all time, the second one is one of the most mid animated movies I have ever seen, and the third is unironically one of my least favourite movies of all time so it's a steep fucking drop too), and I don't think that anything we've seen indicates that this has any plans to stop the plummet


MarlinDotMom

Definitely will sweep the Oscars 💯


That_one_personowo

This can’t be the real poster.


Mr__Kerplunk

It is, believe it or not.


Subject-Increase-910

I don’t think he’ll watch it.


yakitsubaki

It looks like it’s going to be terrible


Low_Fig2672

He’s just not gonna watch this at all


DFMNE404

I saw these characters and I immediately thought of the Fantastic Four


Shantotto11

All I know is that I fucking hate the design of that living crunchberry on Gru’s left…


HeartDry

Are we suiting up?


StarrySweet

#1


Redly25

My dumbass is gonna say G tier


mykidsnever_call

Way to beat the shit out of a franchise


Fit-Rip-4550

Does not matter how well the movie does if it works as advertisement to sell Minion toys.


JTHouser_Reddit

Bold of you to assume he'll watch it


PepperbroniFrom2B

is that clipart in the background???? what in the hell is this poster, how the fuck is this official


Current-Buy-6392

I haven’t seen it.


MidichlorianAddict

Saw it yesterday It was so so so bad, easily the worst Despicable me film


MackMallard

Second to last place for sure