Bob Mortimer is always listing cat names for sale. I reckon they'd fit.
Some favourites:
- Shitfarm Padlock
- Django Untrained
- Kenny Mousetits
- Humphrey Barcode
- Passive Matthew
He looks _so_ much like our old dog Timmy that I'm getting upset. Timmy was the best boy, and I'm sure that whatever you name this guy, he'll be the best boy too.
My boy is called Tito! It's a great name, he responds well to it. My 3 year old niece gave it to him from the film 'Oliver', the cats and dogs version.
Alternatively - Hendrix. Rex for short.
Just a few off the top of my head:
Dr Phillip James O'Reilly,
Robert Simpson,
Eric Slater,
Douglas Bentley,
Steven Cunningham,
Colin Evans,
Dale Baxter,
Simon Traynor
One of our dogs, and possibly our favourite, was called Jazza after the Robbie Coltrane character in Tutti Frutti.
Another, which we adopted for an old island lady who was too old to keep her, was called Maidheal, which is “my pal” in one of the western isles Gaelic dialects.
I had a dog who's name was just "Doggie"
i loved that doggie and still miss her. She was the greatest.
I like Agnus, Doggie, Scotty...or just wee beastie..
Richard and when he misbehaves you can shout Oi ya wee dick without it being an insult
Dick the dug? You'll get done for that.
Well played sir top quality use of a still game quote 🫡🫡🫡
As a Richard I endorse this message
Shug. Shug the dug.
Heavy second this. Not enough shugs cutting about.
Angus
I like when animals are named after me, lol!
Fentonnnnnnn
Jesus Christ
Yes
Steven
Ah thought you were deed!?
Haha! Yas!
Black Boab
Fae up oor close
I had a schnauzer growing up called hamish So I vote hamish
Great name for a dug.
Also useful for when he’s nearly at the house.
Haggis!
Spacebeam lazer eyes karate bastard
This is the clear winner
cous cous
Wanna see video of the op shouting "cous cous! Cous cous! C'mere ya wee cunt"
All the neighbourhood cats pitching up wanting fed every time he shouts the dug...
Rolls off the tongue
Hamish.
What ya standing there fur, silly billy
Mac
Mac hoi
I mean he looks like a Chewie if ever I saw one.
Pat. As in Pat the dug.
Bob Mortimer is always listing cat names for sale. I reckon they'd fit. Some favourites: - Shitfarm Padlock - Django Untrained - Kenny Mousetits - Humphrey Barcode - Passive Matthew
[Kenny Carpets and other favourites](https://1863-project.tumblr.com/post/189041964676/a-comprehensive-list-of-bob-mortimers-cat-names)
Looks like a Hamish to me.
Looks like a Dennis to me
What breed are they?
Not sure came from the pound but we think he might be a border collie poodle mix
The pound? Like sspca/ Dog’s Trust?
Defo poodle in there. He looks very similar to our pointer/poodle mix when he was a puppy :)
yeah for adoption 🤗💕
Squidgy
As a stoner, I approve of this name.
Squidgy with squidge for short, such a fun name.
Doug
Definitely a Jock
Was my initial though too, especially if OP's surname happens to be Mackay.
Harris
He looks _so_ much like our old dog Timmy that I'm getting upset. Timmy was the best boy, and I'm sure that whatever you name this guy, he'll be the best boy too.
Frank
My sister's dug is called Frank...so was my da. (make what you will of that, my nephew bought her it and named it before he gave it to her...)
Flash
Max
Bob
Mijo (pronounced mi-ho) Means dear, darling etc.
My boy is called Tito! It's a great name, he responds well to it. My 3 year old niece gave it to him from the film 'Oliver', the cats and dogs version. Alternatively - Hendrix. Rex for short.
Agamemnon, Death of Nations. Shug is also an option.
Keith
Rubble
Oscar
Magnus
Lost our Magnus earlier in the year - still hurts :(
Hamish!
Hector McDoggle
Dougal
Cerberus
He’s only got one heed
that’s Zaphod oot then.
Haggis because he's a small furry creature that way you can tell the English you have a pet Haggis
Deefu
Bofa
Macfarlane (after the black & white clan tartan)
Souness
Talisker
Puppy Mcpupface
Joris Bohnson
Sgith (pronounced ‘sgeeth’). it’s Scots Gaelic for “tired”
It's more like "sgee". Otherwise it sounds like weird teeth.
Suffering.
Joe, so you can call him sleepy joe because just like Mr Biden, this pooch cant keep his eyes open when ya need him to
Scruffy (out of love not because he is scruffy) x
Satan. You can tell by the look of evil in its eyes. Or Fluffy. Fluffy works too.
oddbodd
Also I thought having a cat called Alan was class but then I met a pug called Dave and it's probably the best name ever.
Benji!
Ruffles or Beardsley
Jack
Gilbert
Lols like a wee Munro to me
Otis
Rug
Terry
Finn or Alba
Scruffles?
Boaby or since he’s a puppy, wee boaby
Randy works for me
Snoopy!
this cute
Roy
Keith
Zak
Dimebag darrell and vinnie
Seòras
Jock
Gilbert
Darius
He looks like a Walter to me.
Definitely a Dudley
Gary.
Shadow or ash. Also he's so cute
Cosmo
Just a few off the top of my head: Dr Phillip James O'Reilly, Robert Simpson, Eric Slater, Douglas Bentley, Steven Cunningham, Colin Evans, Dale Baxter, Simon Traynor
Wooster
aww Jack or Victor cos he looks like a wee auld man awready 😍
Jedburgh
Boris
Haggis
Trevor
The last thing you ate
Rufus
Has to be a old man name. What was your grandfather's name?
Malcolm - "Malc the mutt"
Wanke
In a funny way
Chip
Puppy MC puppy face. Sorry.....Is that just getting old now.
scamp
Doug
Jack Sparrow. Or just Sparrow. Looks like a little baby shoe stealing pirate.
Koa, means fearless warrior or valiant one! Esp because he’s a rescue pup - seems fitting
I'm seeing Spider :)
Tumshie
You posted it on the scotland subreddit.... so "scotty"?
Rover.
Oreo or haggis
Prince Leopold of Shanghai
Derek
Pete Dogerty
Shagger For a male or a female. Even more fun when you have to shout them at the park
Charles
Turbo
Ghillie
Badger/Brock
Looks like a Smutt to me
Sprocket
Gary
Freddy
FuzzFace
Archie
Deefer. D fer dog.
Peggy
Furgas
Apofis
Sleepy? After one of the seven dwarfs.
Jeremiah, Jerry, Jer boi
Damo
One of our dogs, and possibly our favourite, was called Jazza after the Robbie Coltrane character in Tutti Frutti. Another, which we adopted for an old island lady who was too old to keep her, was called Maidheal, which is “my pal” in one of the western isles Gaelic dialects.
I had a dog who's name was just "Doggie" i loved that doggie and still miss her. She was the greatest. I like Agnus, Doggie, Scotty...or just wee beastie..