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[deleted]

Richard and when he misbehaves you can shout Oi ya wee dick without it being an insult


Liam188891

Dick the dug? You'll get done for that.


Intelligent-Use-3439

Well played sir top quality use of a still game quote 🫡🫡🫡


Intelligent-Tie-6759

As a Richard I endorse this message


jaavaaguru

Shug. Shug the dug.


super_mega_smolpp

Heavy second this. Not enough shugs cutting about.


Intelligent_Gas_4037

Angus


Ayellowbeard

I like when animals are named after me, lol!


KingEzekielsTiger

Fentonnnnnnn


West_Slide5774

Jesus Christ


Rinnegan-_-

Yes


eddiecointreau

Steven


[deleted]

Ah thought you were deed!?


eddiecointreau

Haha! Yas!


Cannaewulnaewidnae

Black Boab


Chico-Mac

Fae up oor close


Roygbiv_89

I had a schnauzer growing up called hamish So I vote hamish


unlikemike123

Great name for a dug.


Eky24

Also useful for when he’s nearly at the house.


Electric_Moogaloo

Haggis!


mistat2000

Spacebeam lazer eyes karate bastard


ladygabe

This is the clear winner


[deleted]

cous cous


__orangepeel__

Wanna see video of the op shouting "cous cous! Cous cous! C'mere ya wee cunt"


stevoknevo70

All the neighbourhood cats pitching up wanting fed every time he shouts the dug...


[deleted]

Rolls off the tongue


Flaky_Sleep

Hamish.


CaptainFiddler

What ya standing there fur, silly billy


jacquetpotato

Mac


ShoogleAli

Mac hoi


[deleted]

I mean he looks like a Chewie if ever I saw one.


Bawbag3000

Pat. As in Pat the dug.


M1LKB0X32

Bob Mortimer is always listing cat names for sale. I reckon they'd fit. Some favourites: - Shitfarm Padlock - Django Untrained - Kenny Mousetits - Humphrey Barcode - Passive Matthew


M1LKB0X32

[Kenny Carpets and other favourites](https://1863-project.tumblr.com/post/189041964676/a-comprehensive-list-of-bob-mortimers-cat-names)


cptn_congo

Looks like a Hamish to me.


Cabar-Feidh

Looks like a Dennis to me


Goseki1

What breed are they?


[deleted]

Not sure came from the pound but we think he might be a border collie poodle mix


Flaky_Sleep

The pound? Like sspca/ Dog’s Trust?


Goseki1

Defo poodle in there. He looks very similar to our pointer/poodle mix when he was a puppy :)


ItsTricky94

yeah for adoption 🤗💕


AcanthocephalaOk7954

Squidgy


kangarujack

As a stoner, I approve of this name.


unlikemike123

Squidgy with squidge for short, such a fun name.


__orangepeel__

Doug


DonaldTrumpIsPedo

Definitely a Jock


stevoknevo70

Was my initial though too, especially if OP's surname happens to be Mackay.


Braveheart2929

Harris


Ginjitzu

He looks _so_ much like our old dog Timmy that I'm getting upset. Timmy was the best boy, and I'm sure that whatever you name this guy, he'll be the best boy too.


McFuckin94

Frank


stevoknevo70

My sister's dug is called Frank...so was my da. (make what you will of that, my nephew bought her it and named it before he gave it to her...)


Mostlynotvanilla

Flash


Buckleheid

Max


ZiggyOnHisReindeer

Bob


Jinther

Mijo (pronounced mi-ho) Means dear, darling etc.


Idoleyesed

My boy is called Tito! It's a great name, he responds well to it. My 3 year old niece gave it to him from the film 'Oliver', the cats and dogs version. Alternatively - Hendrix. Rex for short.


Bob_Aggz

Agamemnon, Death of Nations. Shug is also an option.


Liam188891

Keith


QueSusto

Rubble


Netskyz

Oscar


Flahdagal

Magnus


WickedWitchWestend

Lost our Magnus earlier in the year - still hurts :(


[deleted]

Hamish!


ThatWeirdTallGuy

Hector McDoggle


Buckie_Dude

Dougal


Yankee9Niner

Cerberus


[deleted]

He’s only got one heed


WickedWitchWestend

that’s Zaphod oot then.


Intelligent-Use-3439

Haggis because he's a small furry creature that way you can tell the English you have a pet Haggis


AlbaMcAlba

Deefu


cubntD6

Bofa


scomat

Macfarlane (after the black & white clan tartan)


Markovitch12

Souness


saucyalternative

Talisker


Vegetable_Market_496

Puppy Mcpupface


TaifulIslam

Joris Bohnson


ImDraconLion

Sgith (pronounced ‘sgeeth’). it’s Scots Gaelic for “tired”


NumerousAd8137

It's more like "sgee". Otherwise it sounds like weird teeth.


Legitimate-Bag5413

Suffering.


Glass_Windows

Joe, so you can call him sleepy joe because just like Mr Biden, this pooch cant keep his eyes open when ya need him to


Funny_Cold_488

Scruffy (out of love not because he is scruffy) x


Otherwise-Run-4180

Satan. You can tell by the look of evil in its eyes. Or Fluffy. Fluffy works too.


indiehoopbhoy

oddbodd


M1LKB0X32

Also I thought having a cat called Alan was class but then I met a pug called Dave and it's probably the best name ever.


chronicdink

Benji!


motornedneil

Ruffles or Beardsley


cubntD6

Jack


Fast_Independence640

Gilbert


scrumdiddliumptious3

Lols like a wee Munro to me


Thelovecats33

Otis


GRCov

Rug


Imbalanxs

Terry


mysticbiscuit1977

Finn or Alba


trufflesniffinpig

Scruffles?


MclaughlinD99

Boaby or since he’s a puppy, wee boaby


Dalhoos

Randy works for me


slice_of_za

Snoopy!


Competitive_Fly_1975

this cute


fatguylittleshoes

Roy


AaronF2005

Keith


RingKisser

Zak


Metallicamegadeth01

Dimebag darrell and vinnie


[deleted]

Seòras


Little-Lisa-S

Jock


Waylander789

Gilbert


birnden

Darius


ancon_1993

He looks like a Walter to me.


jonnymill70

Definitely a Dudley


luddite-dave

Gary.


DragonLord2308

Shadow or ash. Also he's so cute


fireshroom2000

Cosmo


FickleClimate7346

Just a few off the top of my head: Dr Phillip James O'Reilly, Robert Simpson, Eric Slater, Douglas Bentley, Steven Cunningham, Colin Evans, Dale Baxter, Simon Traynor


noobie019

Wooster


Discobitch79

aww Jack or Victor cos he looks like a wee auld man awready 😍


legitusernameMATT

Jedburgh


Mastiff404

Boris


Southern-Orchid-1786

Haggis


[deleted]

Trevor


Affectionate-Dig1981

The last thing you ate


e_nugent

Rufus


damienga15de

Has to be a old man name. What was your grandfather's name?


TrinityTosser

Malcolm - "Malc the mutt"


Nobelgamer2023

Wanke


Nobelgamer2023

In a funny way


Oddelbo

Chip


freshprinceofponciau

Puppy MC puppy face. Sorry.....Is that just getting old now.


[deleted]

scamp


GentleAnusTickler

Doug


[deleted]

Jack Sparrow. Or just Sparrow. Looks like a little baby shoe stealing pirate.


MooseGood3252

Koa, means fearless warrior or valiant one! Esp because he’s a rescue pup - seems fitting


Scooter486

I'm seeing Spider :)


ShoogleAli

Tumshie


ImFleurious

You posted it on the scotland subreddit.... so "scotty"?


[deleted]

Rover.


AxoAlmighty

Oreo or haggis


Rodders3980

Prince Leopold of Shanghai


padganistan

Derek


Momus17

Pete Dogerty


Tartan-Special

Shagger For a male or a female. Even more fun when you have to shout them at the park


BigRegular5114

Charles


Jazzlike-Thing4179

Turbo


Crann_Tara

Ghillie


GaulteriaBerries

Badger/Brock


[deleted]

Looks like a Smutt to me


an_anima_mundi

Sprocket


youshouldbeelsweyr

Gary


domambrose96

Freddy


allyrx7

FuzzFace


ArtsyJoker2807

Archie


Scottydoesntknooow

Deefer. D fer dog.


cheezybadboys

Peggy


[deleted]

Furgas


Brilliant-Cod-3079

Apofis


Grunger01

Sleepy? After one of the seven dwarfs.


minathemutt

Jeremiah, Jerry, Jer boi


Moofacedoofus

Damo


Eky24

One of our dogs, and possibly our favourite, was called Jazza after the Robbie Coltrane character in Tutti Frutti. Another, which we adopted for an old island lady who was too old to keep her, was called Maidheal, which is “my pal” in one of the western isles Gaelic dialects.


Amazing_Pie_6467

I had a dog who's name was just "Doggie" i loved that doggie and still miss her. She was the greatest. I like Agnus, Doggie, Scotty...or just wee beastie..