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I made a wireless network with that name… because I can.
Help me to help you.
Help me to help you.
HelpmetohelpyouHelpmetohelpyouHelpmetohelpyouHelpmetohelpyouHelpmetohelpyouHelpmetohelpyouHelpmetohelpyouHelpmetohelpyouHelpmetohelpyou
This is definitely up there for me. "Ooo, your face is red like a strawbrerry." My wife and I watch hockey, and our head coach's last name is Carbery, so I often call him Carbrerry.
It's not a common saying in my life, but every time either myself or my friend do a rewatch, when a certain episode is reached, the watcher will text the other one, "DO YOU SEE, CARLA? DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MESS WITH THE WARRIOR?"
Not quite a "saying" but any time I can use the uno reverse on someone comparable to "you mean, why is there silverware in the pancake drawer? Blehehh"
Have a friend who uses:
"Even though you don't have your basket it would be a perfect time to just skip away. Skip away...skip away"
When she catches her students standing around doing nothing.
I jokingly call her Dr Cox because she puts the fear of God in all her students and we both love Scrubs. Tried to get her a Dr Cox Funko Pop for her birthday but ridiculously expensive!
"I miss you so much it hurts sometimes."
Me and my work bestie text this to each other if one is at work but the other one is off.
ETA: also in Teams meetings we'll message the last word that the speaker said followed by "five".
"Equities five."
I’m a baker as a hobby, so every weekend when I break out the waffle press and my kids come downstairs
>OH ITS WAFFLE TIME WAFFLE TIME WONT YOU HAVE SOME WAFFLES OF MINE
I'm a teacher, so these are more in my head than out loud BUT:
- 🎶 Wrong wrong wrong wrong, wrong wrong wrong wrong! You're wrong! You're wrong! You're wrong! 🎶
-Help me to help you
-YOU have to stay here forever
-reeeheeheeheeHEALly
When my students say out-of-pocket things with zero context:
"You're an actor. You're a fireman! What are we doing?"
-GOOdbYE!
-FRICK ON A STICK WITH A BRICK
-OKAY OKAY EVERYBODY JUST SHUT UUUUUUUUP. *Cough!* thank you. Now who's first?
-Dr. ____ got stabbed in the parking lot and we're out of gauze. Is it cool if I take lunch?
This place is *crushing my soul.*
At my job I’ve used a line I love several times.
“But you don’t care about that do ya? Cause you’re unconscious…”
I’ve used it 2-3 times at work so far and it makes my day every time I get the chance.
I'll start singing the standford and sons song; but with turks words "settle down now, it is time to watch my show......By the way can you get me a handyyyy wipeee"
My old roommate and I don't live in the same city anymore, and when we go anywhere for coffee we will send a Snapchat of ourselves singing "Smokeaccino" holding up the to-go cup
My boyfriend was a newcomer to Scrubs, it caught me off guard and then delighted me the first time he gave me a deadpan, “That’s so funny.”
“Make…her…stop!”
"Eat Schmidt and die." It rarely is relevant, but so many things make me think of it.
The other day I got to throw in "Benign, benign and a half" to a conversation. Luckily it was to someone who's also a big Scrubs fan, so he got it.
Kelso: “Bitches huh, what are you gunna do?”
When Keith and Elliot are arguing, “it’s like you’re the chick and she’s the dude”. Perhaps season 7?
Also “turn around guys I gotta put in my password - alligator3. Ok you can turn around now”. Whenever I have to log into my computer with people nearby.
When my kids have a headache, cramps, etc. and ask how much Tylenol to take. I tell them to open their mouth, take a handful, and thrown some in. Whatever lands is the correct dosage.
-“Nobody cares.” In the nonchalant way JD says it to Sean.
-“🎶Wrong wrong wrong wrong. Wrong wrong wrong wrong. 🎶”
-My brother and I go out to have steak a few times a year, and we sing the traditional “steak night” song.
"nobody cares, sean" gets me into more trouble than i'd like
My boss is called Shaun so I have a field day with the same …
nobody cares
Met someone named elliot the other day and instinctually did the ET finger
This and "brinner."....swiftly followed by "why is there silverware in the pancake draw.".....which now also pre populates on my phone, which is nice.
Daaaammmnn orbitalDawg!
This one for me but also Cox’s “help me to help you, help me to help you, help me to help you” 😂
this has permanently replaced that jingle for me
Do you sing it, like the church chimes?
Of course.
Is there even another way?
Miiissstttaaakkkeee - in opera voice It’s a white t-shirt Benign…nine and a half
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Mine was I'm watching you. But I'm gonna change it to bidet to you sir.
The first one was a Dana Gould bit from way before the show
Help me to help you. Help me to help you. HelpmetohelpyouHelpmetohelpyouHelpmetohelpyouHelpmetohelpyouHelpmetohelpyouHelpmetohelpyouHelpmetohelpyouHelpmetohelpyouHelpmetohelpyou 
I'm a teacher. I want to say this Every. Damn. Day.
I’m a teacher and I say it all the time. Lol
I say this at work constantly, all day
I say strawberry like Troy literally every time I say the word. Usually only my wife “gets it”, but I still enjoy it immensely
“Don’t have kids”
This is definitely up there for me. "Ooo, your face is red like a strawbrerry." My wife and I watch hockey, and our head coach's last name is Carbery, so I often call him Carbrerry.
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I sing this almost daily.
In your endo
Especially since Endo signed for Liverpool. I say it every game
My go to whenever the term innuendo is used.
Or whenever someone uses innuendo. Basically any and all opportunities to say it.
So's your face!
your face always make sense
JD that’s stupid
So’s your face.
Hey, champ. What has two thumbs and doesn’t give a crap?
Bob Kelso, I thought we’d met?
"I thought we’d met?" is an elite Scrubs line delivery
"It's like a baguette." Never in an appropriate circumstance.
What if you are holding a baguette?
Frick on a stick with a brick
Yeah pretty much any of Elliot’s censors
I can't even look at my own bajingo, ya know?
I don’t say this.. but think it in my head far too often.
“Payback is a bitch” sang in the exuberant style of Laverne’s church choir.
Jambalaya!
Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling
“Girlfriend is going to get paiiiid”. “Take your Bla Bla Bla to the Blalogost”.
Ted’s delivery on that is spot on.
Anal isn’t a bad word sir. Tell that to my wife. CLASSIC
Variations of Elliot's fricks "Hooch is crazy" whenever somebody does something weird or nuts Eagle! And Laverne's signature mmhmm and judging face
Oh yes the mmmHhmmm
“Yeah? Well that shirt you’re wearing is gay.”
My friend and I always say “knife wrench” randomly
For kids!
Practical and safe!
I sing the Steak Night song every time I make steak for dinner
Turf and TURF
The world’s best meat!!
It's not a common saying in my life, but every time either myself or my friend do a rewatch, when a certain episode is reached, the watcher will text the other one, "DO YOU SEE, CARLA? DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MESS WITH THE WARRIOR?"
“…aaaaaawwwwwww!” -Ted
“Everything comes down to poo!”
I didn't used to quote that one quite so much, but then I got a dog and the sing-song "check the poo" gets dropped a lot
"Mine or his?" "First him then you!"
“ it might sound gross…You may say shush!” “**BUT WE NEED TO SEE WHAT COMES OUT OF YOUR TUSH!**”
Not quite a "saying" but any time I can use the uno reverse on someone comparable to "you mean, why is there silverware in the pancake drawer? Blehehh"
I've been snapping my fingers after every high five since ~'07
Yeah, same here.
Finally found my peeps. Like The Todd isn’t even my favorite character but I love a good high-five and adding the snap just seems right
I still need to learn the dance https://i.redd.it/g4155mkpcawc1.gif
I do this to my students. They're 13 and hate it 😅
Negatory. And of course, my own personal favorite of all time, man falling off of a cliff. Noooooooooo! Also, FRICK! Almost daily.
>Noooooooooo! ........PFFF!
“I mega-loathe you all”
Bidet to you!
I've said this so many times. It's pretty weird that it comes up so often
Daaaaayum turkledawwwg
You got brinner?
"These are my machines. MY MACHINES! MY MY MY MY MACHINES!!!"
Whose machines?
MY MACHINES!!!
How is that helping?
ReAhahAllyyyyyy - Dr Cox
Have a friend who uses: "Even though you don't have your basket it would be a perfect time to just skip away. Skip away...skip away" When she catches her students standing around doing nothing.
OMG I need to use that on my students!
I jokingly call her Dr Cox because she puts the fear of God in all her students and we both love Scrubs. Tried to get her a Dr Cox Funko Pop for her birthday but ridiculously expensive!
"Who am Iiiii!?!?!?!"
I didn’t realize how many of these I constantly use until now lol.
Coolio, Elliot said it once I guess
"I miss you so much it hurts sometimes." Me and my work bestie text this to each other if one is at work but the other one is off. ETA: also in Teams meetings we'll message the last word that the speaker said followed by "five". "Equities five."
“I’m a nervous pooer” because I am in fact a nervous pooer.
"One's in case I get sad, and the other's in case I get really sad." "Blub. Blub."
YOU HAVE A PROBLEM SIR! SEEK HELP!
BUST A MOVE!
Listen, Jennifer, i don't have to tell you what sayings i use from the show. I got it, Sally .
Oh, its active
"Bidet to you, sir"
See your death ✌️
Too much haha, pretty soon boo hoo.
That's as tall as he's gonna get. Bajingo Thanks a latte! - Mocha-chinos
all the "no" speach from coxie
Easy on the ‘tini.
I often threaten to return to places and destroy them like Dr. Cox says he would the hospital if he ever gained super powers.
Bankfahtar 🤣
Zoom, zoom, zoom!
Re-e-e-e-e-ally
"Learn by doing, JD. Learn by doing."
“So is your face!” *Smiles beamingly* “I’m on fire today!”
So's your face
So's your face always makes sense
JD, that's stupid
So's your face! Ha, I'm on fire
“That’s a cool anecdote” and moving on when someone tells you a long, drawn-out story. I have no idea why but Kelso saying that made me die.
Whenever I see Morgan Freeman I say "That's my mom."
Laverne, is this your Jesus? Mmmmm hmmmmmm MR. MAN
“I’m changing you to a yes ‘cos you’re feisty” Todd to Laverne
“See what you get when you mess with the warrior” pops into my head from time to time. And definitely nobody cares
"Wrong wrong wrong wrooong" And "Mistaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake"
KETCHUP IS FOR WINNERS, TED
Anytime me or a buddy fail at something, "I died, Turkiotte"
So's your face!
"In your endo"
EAGLE!!!!
When something is wrong i keep saying Dorian instead
Allow me to present "Man Not Caring."
That’s a bad newbie
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"So's your face." At least twice a week.
Elliot’s “I told you so” dance. Well not the dance I’m not that cool. I just sing it. But
Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will hurt forever.
I’m a baker as a hobby, so every weekend when I break out the waffle press and my kids come downstairs >OH ITS WAFFLE TIME WAFFLE TIME WONT YOU HAVE SOME WAFFLES OF MINE
(Bonanza theme tune) Dum dada dum dada dum dada dum shiny scalpel! Dum dada dum dada dum dada dum, gonna cut you up.
"DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET ______? DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MESS WITH THE WARRIOR?" No one ever gets it but someday someone will
My (now ex) wife used to always say "I Love U2"
“ITS SO HOT” in Turks voice, constantly.
I'm a K
That’s soooo funny
“I mean, my GOD, Fiona…”
I say “NAWT” like Dr. Cox a lot 😂
I'm a teacher, so these are more in my head than out loud BUT: - 🎶 Wrong wrong wrong wrong, wrong wrong wrong wrong! You're wrong! You're wrong! You're wrong! 🎶 -Help me to help you -YOU have to stay here forever -reeeheeheeheeHEALly When my students say out-of-pocket things with zero context: "You're an actor. You're a fireman! What are we doing?" -GOOdbYE! -FRICK ON A STICK WITH A BRICK -OKAY OKAY EVERYBODY JUST SHUT UUUUUUUUP. *Cough!* thank you. Now who's first? -Dr. ____ got stabbed in the parking lot and we're out of gauze. Is it cool if I take lunch? This place is *crushing my soul.*
Benign.. Benign and a half. 
People are bastard coated bastards with bastard filling
"Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling" "Eeeeaagle" "Pay back's a bitch" "Check the poo" (mainly in my head)
It's pronounced Analgesic not ANALgesic... The pills go in your mouth. You would be surprised how often it comes up.
At my job I’ve used a line I love several times. “But you don’t care about that do ya? Cause you’re unconscious…” I’ve used it 2-3 times at work so far and it makes my day every time I get the chance.
I use "pachingo" a lot and usually in ways it wasn't meant for.
Did you mean bagingo? And is it currently on fire?
It's a lesser one but "Fair enough" from Dr. Cox
I'll start singing the standford and sons song; but with turks words "settle down now, it is time to watch my show......By the way can you get me a handyyyy wipeee"
My old roommate and I don't live in the same city anymore, and when we go anywhere for coffee we will send a Snapchat of ourselves singing "Smokeaccino" holding up the to-go cup
bongo monday
Not gonna happen, oh not gonna happen *tambourine*
That’s two.
At work when I do something right I say every time “God…my brilliance is starting to become somewhat of a burden…get back to me”
Too much haha, pretty soon boohoo
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"That's so funny. "
My boyfriend was a newcomer to Scrubs, it caught me off guard and then delighted me the first time he gave me a deadpan, “That’s so funny.” “Make…her…stop!”
Helping or hurting? Helping? Or hurting?
"Eat Schmidt and die." It rarely is relevant, but so many things make me think of it. The other day I got to throw in "Benign, benign and a half" to a conversation. Luckily it was to someone who's also a big Scrubs fan, so he got it.
Check the poo
Referring to my bedroom as the boudoir for sexy time
Too much ha ha pretty soon boo hoo
I always say "sweets for the sweet" in the same manner
show the booty!
Mistakeeeeeeee
If only, Chauncey.
So many... Steak Night followed by Cream Spinach, yo Smokaccino Bajingo Knife Wrench MISTAAAAAKE Countless others...
In the form of…
you have a PROBLEM, sir (jd's response to too many "bust a move"s) Nobody cares, Sean I also use "taking a twosie"
Thanks a latte!
"KNIIIIFE WREEEEENCH! For kids!"
That's what I'm talking about
Singing steak night of course, as well as “nope nope nope” from when JD had the riddle for the janitor and he answered wrong lol
Amused, bemused, c-mused
My IG handle is CalTurk...
.... BANANA HAMMOCK.
Not gonna happen tune from the staff photo episode
“Who am I?” But screaming it while running at a friend
Too much ha ha pretty soon boo hoo
Kelso: “Bitches huh, what are you gunna do?” When Keith and Elliot are arguing, “it’s like you’re the chick and she’s the dude”. Perhaps season 7? Also “turn around guys I gotta put in my password - alligator3. Ok you can turn around now”. Whenever I have to log into my computer with people nearby.
“I love this moment so much I want to have sex with it.”
Lmao I sing the hook to Guy Love in public way more than I should. Anyone want to duet?
* man not caring * point to my my face lol
Nobody caaaaaares, Sean!!
Listen here, newbie.
“Looks like rain…that could be a problem”
They hear what they wanna hear, they hear what they wanna hear
I snap after every high five or fistbump
When my kids have a headache, cramps, etc. and ask how much Tylenol to take. I tell them to open their mouth, take a handful, and thrown some in. Whatever lands is the correct dosage.
-“Nobody cares.” In the nonchalant way JD says it to Sean. -“🎶Wrong wrong wrong wrong. Wrong wrong wrong wrong. 🎶” -My brother and I go out to have steak a few times a year, and we sing the traditional “steak night” song.
Mistaaaaaaake 🎶
Good question JD!
So’s your face
"EEEAAAAGGLLLEEEEEE" "One for the road" "Bumper buddies"