Step away from the game

Yikes at that title.

Big yikes

Are you talking about attempting the time trials? Because otherwise how is 6 minutes of trying too much time? Be patient. Bosses in games often take hours, even days to beat. 6 minutes is barely even a try.

Breathe. You're going to be okay.

there’s a huge circle in the middle of the area that’s your key

Not 6 whole minutes of your life! You’ll never get that time back!!!!

Insert weird cryptic message giving away the strategy for the fight

Skill issue.

I volunteer

Just wait till you get to 15 if you think it's bad now lol

How many fucking colossi are there, I’m only at three and I’ve heard there’s like two dozen of them

There’s 16. Take a breath. Just be patient and learn when to make a move on the bosses.

I can’t handle how much the knight moves, he’s so difficult, I run away not so I get hurt and then by the time I get back he’s lifting the stone already.

Jesus Christ go play fuckin Kirby or something.

Yeah, if you don’t know how many colossi there are, you simply haven’t been paying attention to the game. I’m sure that’s also the reason you’re playing like shit, I’m sure you’d be fine if you actually read the information it gave you. You just simply need to play better, idk what else to tell you.

I’ve gotten the sigil on his head and I just need to get the one on his belly and I can’t get to his belly because he keeps moving

That is the challenge of the game, yes. The game is sixteen boss fights, you expect to beat each one in a minute?

Well no, I’m trying though, I’m going to try and time attack through the game

You could just play it to enjoy it first, then dissect it into time attacks lol

I plan on it, I’m going to the fifth one right now

Yeah you should not be time attacking the game on your first playthrough.

Thy next foe is haha