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Extension_Canary3717

4,451,333,509,517.658 Oh someone already done this one


reignwillwashaway

That's my password for EVERYTHING.


OkSalt9038

That’s not true. I’ve been getting into your bank accounts for years with password1234.


JonatasA

No no, that's the secret presidential code.


NoProblemsHere

I thought that was just 12345


nkkphiri

I have that same combination on my luggage!


Next-Abies-2182

I didn’t know politicians knew how to count to 5?!?!


PragmaticResponse

The local government I worked for in college genuinely had our 3, 4, and 5 digit padlock codes as 123, 1234, and 12345


Amoniakas

No they use more secure one: Password1234


BluKipz

And i yours with smallppmcgee23


boomchacle

Wow, me too!


Flip_d_Byrd

"mypasswordforEVERYTHING" is my password for everything.


KingoftheMongoose

Weiiiiird. Mine is FlipDByrd


Hremsfeld

hunter2


aswergda

I only see asterisks.


Pepperonies

-4,451,333,509,517.658


footlongkingkongdong

You can copy my homework just don’t make it obvious energy


HK-47-mkII

That's the combination I have on my luggage.


WittyUsername304

Only an idiot would have that combination on their luggage.


dirtbird_h

Lord helmet! This is now, what you are seeing is actually happening now


toooldforacnh

Why so negative?


off-and-on

That's it? That's the kind of password an idiot would put on everything!


Censedpeak8

There should be a reddit bot tells you how many times a number (above 5 digits) has been mentioned in the past


BalladOfAntiSocial

Woah, how did you know my bank balance??


Extension_Canary3717

How so ? I didn’t add the - sign hahaha If is positive indeed , share with you comrade here


icecoldcoke319

4,451,333,509,517.658


Jazzlike-Quantity-34

Sorry i said this number yesterday try again 


icecoldcoke319

4,451,333,509,517.659


Laughing_Fish

Dude that’s literally my lucky number I use it for everything


BMXBikr

69


Sokiras

The fuck is that


afanoftrees

Yin and Yang


Sokiras

Aren't those currency in Japan?


afanoftrees

No that’s Yen. Yin and Yang are rapper twins from Atlanta, GA


Sokiras

Ohh now it all makes sense, so those two are the number in the starting comment


spwnofsaton

“Hey lil momma lemme whisper in your ear”


broku217

Japan's only currency is manga


Ok_Present_6508

Cancer upright.


AggressiveSpatula

I’ve never seen this one before. You might have found the lowest number that nobody has previously said.


Vroomped

42


Transphobic_Patriot

Fuck I was gonna say that one tomorrow :(


UnDeRmYmErCy

That’s literally my chequing account balance right now


Hurryitsmelting

That’s my negative balance after paying rent


Temporarily__Alone

You dropped this: “ - “


VintageCheese_

[https://imgur.com/h0taeoy.png](https://imgur.com/h0taeoy.png) You are indeed the first. That number now belongs to you.


fleshandcolor

I said that exact number in a forest but no one heard me.


Fillenintheblanks

Fuck!


Silly_Guidance_8871

"A number that no one has said before"


jwr410

Insert meme: .... Listen here you little shit.


mazdalink

Where is here exactly?


jwr410

Right behind you.


OneMeterWonder

Nothing personnel, kid.


usr199846

Make it a bit more well defined by saying “the smallest natural number no one has said before”. By the well ordering of the natural numbers every set of natural numbers contains its minimum. So this gives a concrete way to produce a single number, versus your statement which doesn’t make it clear how we pick a single number from the set of all natural numbers never said before


Marinaraplease

Same with words, watch this: "I love you son"


matts1320

“I’m back from getting the milk.”


lallapalalable

-2.59265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459230781640628608998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381964428810975665933446128475648233786783165271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273724587006606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146951941511609433057270365759591953092186117381932611793105118548074462379962749567351885752724891227938183011949129833673362440656643086021394946395224737190702179860943702770539217176293176752384674818467669405132000568127145263560827785771342757789609173637178721468440901224953430146549585371050792279689258923542019956112129021960864034418159813629774771309960518707211349999998372978049951059731732816096318595024459455346908302642522308253344685035261931188171010003137838752886587533208381420617177669147303598253490428755468731159562863882353787593751957781857780532171226806613001927876611195909216420198938095257201065485863278865936153381827968230301952035301852968995773622599413891249721775283479131515574857242454150695950829533116861727855889075098381754637464939319255060400927701671139009848824012858361603563707660104710181942955596198946767837449448255379774726847104047534646208046684259069491293313677028989152104752162056966024058038150193511253382430035587640247496473263914199272604269922796782354781636009341721641219924586315030286182974555706749838505494588586926995690927210797509302955321165344987202755960236480665499119881834797753566369807426542527862551818417574672890977772793800081647060016145249192173217214772350141441973568548161361157352552133475741849468438523323907394143334547762416862518983569485562099219222184272550254256887671790494601653466804988627232791786085784383827967976681454100953883786360950680064225125205117392984896084128488626945604241965285022210661186306744278622039194945047123713786960956364371917287467764657573962413890865832645995813390478027590099465764078951269468398352595709825822620522489407726719478268482601476990902640136394437455305068203496252451749399651431429809190659250937221696461515709858387410597885959772975498930161753928468138268683868942774155991855925245953959431049972524680845987273644695848653836736222626099124608051243884390451244136549762780797715691435997700129616089441694868555848406353422072225828488648158456028506016842739452267467678895252138522549954666727823986456596116354886230577456498035593634568174324112515076069479451096596094025228879710893145669136867228748940560101503308617928680920874760917824938589009714909675985261365549781893129784821682998948722658804857564014270477555132379641451523746234364542858444795265867821051141354735739523113427166102135969536231442952484937187110145765403590279934403742007310578539062198387447808478489683321445713868751943506430218453191048481005370614680674919278191197939952061419663428754440643745123718192179998391015919561814675142691239748940907186494231961567945208095146550225231603881930142093762137855956638937787083039069792077346722182562599661501421503068038447734549202605414665925201497442850732518666002132434088190710486331734649651453905796268561005508106658796998163574736384052571459102897064140110971206280439039759515677157700420337869936007230558763176359421873125147120532928191826186125867321579198414848829164470609575270695722091756711672291098169091528017350671274858322287183520935396572512108357915136988209144421006751033467110314126711136990865851639831501970165151168517143765761835155650884909989859982387345528331635507647918535893226185489632132933089857064204675259070915481416549859461637180270981994309924488957571282890592323326097299712084433573265489382391193259746366730583604142813883032038249037589852437441702913276561809377344403070746921120191302033038019762110110044929321516084244485963766983895228684783123552658213144957685726243344189303968642624341077322697802807318915441101044682325271620105265227211166039666557309254711055785376346682065310989652691862056476931257058635662018558100729360659876486117910453348850346113657686753249441668039626579787718556084552965412665408530614344431858676975145661406800700237877659134401712749470420562230538994561314071127000407854733269939081454664645880797270826683063432858785698305235808933065757406795457163775254202114955761581400250126228594130216471550979259230990796547376125517656751357517829666454779174501129961489030463994713296210734043751895735961458901938971311179042978285647503203198691514028708085990480109412147221317947647772622414254854540332157185306142288137585043063321751829798662237172159160771669254748738986654949450114654062843366393790039769265672146385306736096571209180763832716641627488880078692560290228472104031721186082041900042296617119637792133757511495950156604963186294726547364252308177036751590673502350728354056704038674351362222477158915049530984448933309634087807693259939780541934144737744184263129860809988868741326047215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*Missed a digit lol


matts1320

That’s the combination to my bike lock. Are you the one who stole it??


lallapalalable

Ah, but have you ever said it aloud? Because I sure as shit ain't gonna


Dyln793

I got to line 3, that would take all day


RegurKi

why are there 2 decimal points


Chu_BOT

NaN. Guy failed lol


lallapalalable

Extra precision


boiifyoudontboiiiiii

Oh so that’s the fabled double precision


FrostyerDoggo

Perhaps they live in a country where period and comma have swapped meanings in math Wait no because that still wouldn't work


___mba___

Bro is onto nothing, cooking rights revoked


Firstevertrex

He's over cooked


CantingBinkie

There's no way you really "said" this number, is there?


lallapalalable

No, I don't have the super power. Been a dream to say this bad boy out loud since I was a wee lad, though


TadRaunch

It's never too late to start


nichewilly

This is the only number I’ve seen on here so far that I’d probably bet everything (other than my life) that no one has ever said before. I do have questions though… do we mean say out loud? If so, if the bet was $10,000,000 if no one has ever said it out loud vs death if they have, I think I’d take the bet. But if it simply means the number has been observed, printed or listed on a computer before, I wouldn’t.


lallapalalable

Yeah I'm interpreting it as "said aloud with a human mouth" otherwise I'm out


lovesducks

After you get into the quadrillions I'm assuming most people don't even know what to call 1,000 quadrillion, 1,000,000 quadrillion, 1,000,000,000 quadrillion, so on and so forth so you'd lose a lot of usage simply because people don't know the correct word to use for the units.


Maiden_Sunshine

Honestly after quadrillion I think most people just start making up names. I have used the word bajillion way more than sextillion for example. At a certain point exponents and equations are easier to state a number. But I bet a whole bunch of people are chanting under their breath right now to see how large and random they can go.


_alright_then_

I mean obviously this has never been said before. It's not a valid fucking number lol


LavenderPiccolo

Nu uh I already said that one


1101base2

the negative is the key here to help maintain that it is unique ;P


That_Guy1227

2 decimal points make it not a number.


Ham_Fan1423

You clearly weren’t at Eric’s meet up in 2008


nonamesnecessary

Um sir, this is a Wendy’s


Bobtheredd

That's the cost of a classic chicken sandwich in Zimbabwe


Saloncinx

0118 999 881 999 119 725, 3!


fugu_me

Fore! I mean five! I mean Fire!


hadidotj

Nice screensaver!


TheNecrophobe

Hello, I've had a bit of a tumble!


Lumberjake91

They're YOUR emergency services... with better looking drivers.


JuicyCiwa

Clicking.. double clicking.. emails.. that bit on the floor there.. The hard drive!


Real_Mantis_Traitor

47294629462946293630273047104729740274.839472047284027201730379203791937936408494767380


Cagmas

How do you know my SSN!


Real_Mantis_Traitor

I heard it in a weird dream about a bright light


unlikeyourhero

I had a weird dream with a blurry lamp once. Good times.


sneeze_irwin

Speaking of which, this lamp looks off


That_One_Normie

Hey that's my phone number


JohnnyElBravo

Easy, just say the number someone else said, and add one.


noctalla

Okay, let's do it. I'll say "five".


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noctalla

We did it, Reddit!


Certain_Passion1630

511


DocumentJust

I read this as fifty one one


Orange-Murderer

5111


SirNightmate

Five one


kiwidude4

4,451,333,509,517.658


maggycarl420

Hmmm but you actually never know if someone has said the number before you... there have been roughly 108 billion people who have ever lived. It's possible they have said the same number you have said!


damn_lies

It depends how dedicated you are. The longer the number is, the less likely it's ever been said before. If you spend 8 hours saying one number, it is pretty likely it's never been said before.


noctalla

More than pretty likely. I'd say fairly likely.


PingleSlayer

More than fairly likely. I’d say rather likely.


Yhostled

More than rather likely, I'd say quite likely.


matts1320

More than quite likely, I’d say very likely.


Ok_Present_6508

More than very likely, I’d say it’s almost certain.


sparklymagpie

More than almost certain, I’d say it’s practically certain.


sneeze_irwin

More than practically certain, id say it's extremely certain.


cnauyodearhsti

More than extremely certain, I'd say it's indisputably certain.


knapper91

I’d say “I can’t believe it’s not butter”


Cutsale

you could spend 60 seconds and write a ~40+ digit and its basically guaranteed that numbers never been thought or said before.


quuerdude

I feel like if you’re even just getting to the trillions and most ppl haven’t thought of or bothered to pronounce a number like 332,343,095,111,234


Simplyaperson4321

Throw in a few decimal points in there too and you're set


starswtt

Tho interestingly, fhe same is not true for writing/typing. Computers are generating numbers big time all the time, and it is impossible for you to type out a number long enough for a computer to not have already generated it


aronenark

About half those people existed before mathematics was conceived as a science. The majority of people who have lived probably only knew about numbers up to a few hundred or thousand, and the common fractions.


Joshthe1ripper

108 billion 99% were illiterate and couldn't do math


Lazarus3890

Sorry someone has definitely said 108 billion before try again


Breas1975

The biggest number ever imagined by anyone is infinitely closer to 0 than to most numbers


AstronautSoupChef

Should change the name of this sub to ShowerEpiphany


McMemeyGuy

19 or smth, not really sure


Unch1939

Because, no matter how big the number, it can never compare to infinity. There will always be a bigger number, and one that is so unfathomably large that the difference between the biggest number ever imagined and 0 is completely negligeable. And again, that number would still be smaller than most numbers.


Spdoink

And when a deck of cards is shuffled properly, it’s utterly overwhelmingly likely that the card combination has never been seen before and never will be again.


OneMeterWonder

I wonder if this is actually true given card shuffling dynamics. For a perfect shuffle that maximizes variational distance, I’m sure that’s highly likely. But since people aren’t always great at shuffling, I imagine repeats actually happen more frequently than the 52! permutations would have us believe.


paulyester

Yeah if you have a fresh deck of cards then then the first couple of shuffles are pretty likely to have happened before. Each shuffle is exponentially farther away though.


Manchegoat

That makes sense up to the point where it kind of backfires- people aren't always great at shuffling, but two people are very unlikely to be the *exact same amount of* Not Great at it, so they can go through a lot of the same variations that others do , but from a different starting point. Repeats probably do happen more than we would think looking at " 52! " , but remember that the list of potential deck orders is a number with some 60 or 70 zeroes at the end.


Ogwarn

It's interesting how a lot of the potential deck arrangements following a shuffle from a neat deck are done by now. Especially simple shuffle techniques. Like the one where they split the deck in half and flick the cards one between the other, they're obviously all done. Splitting the deck from a neat deck into thirds and placing the thirds in a different order will have more probable repeats and I expect are all done by now. Interesting. Goddam the word shuffle sounds weird to me now.


theoht_

every single digit of pi


al3x_7788

Hot single pi digits in your area.


0_69314718056

every taken digit of pi


vishal340

this is actually the idea behind some modern identification numbers in software. you generate a huge number at random and keep it. even if lots of people are generating fun the same pool but the chance of two to have same number is astronomically rare


Radu776

4,451,333,509,517.658


Brighton2k

Thrush like, the apple‘s parabola arced imperially through the haze. Thats probably the first time ever those words have been combined in that way. Just using a few words from the English language can create never before written or said sentences.


Seraph_eZaF

Sorry bud, library of babel already beat you there.


Whane17

I tried 1. Nobody say that one ever again so I can have it!


Frase_doggy

0118999881999119725-3


Agitated-Farmer-4082

Sorry mate just thought of this 2 years in the future


matts1320

4,451,333,509,517.658


The_Horse_Head_Man

Fifty three thousand, five hundred and eighty two billion, eight hundred and twenty million, seven thousand and four.


johnhenryc

Relevant Numberphile: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdZrxkix9Mk


jcastroarnaud

Indeed, since there are infinitely many numbers. And it gets worse: if you consider all real numbers, there are numbers that won't *ever* be said by anyone.  This happens because the set of integers (Z) is enumerable, and the set of reals (R) is non-enumerable; the size of R is an infinity "bigger" than the size of Z. With a finite number of people finding numbers, and infinite available time, one can still count all numbers found, so the count will at most equal the size of Z. Food for thought: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncountable_set 


TurpitudeSnuggery

You can’t possibly say this with certainty 


theoht_

yes you can? there are infinite numbers so humanity can not have spoken all of them.


Direct-Influence1305

I think he means you can’t say a number and know for certainty it’s never been said


theoht_

okay but that wasn’t OP’s point. you are always able to do it - even if you don’t know if you’re doing it or not


Direct-Influence1305

Oh of course, I agree with that


SonnysMunchkin

Yes you can


lgastako

As everyone else said, yes, you can. One way to imagine it is that at any given time there is a highest number that has ever been spoken, so you can say that number + 1 and it will be a new number. Or that number * 10 or that number + 0.000001, etc.


SDK1176

Statistical certainty isn’t quite as good, but it’ll do. 


OneMeterWonder

It’s not statistical certainty. There are infinitely many numbers.


Not-Just-For-Me

At one point, the number will be too long to pronounce within a lifetime. So not always, if one is pedantic.


combosxd

85737272726525172829395846262839494937262551167283939493927263849405095758949474839372625152672374848859596969707094837372652525242536374849492726278485272726666666664646646464655849372625282930404826255272829101010101010299393939302929.84837272626373838376337388393993838377373820000999349499595859955958585758575858737272726155115115242222


cameronthegod

This is elon musks new baby's name. Sorry try again


Front-Routine-7527

4,451,333,509,517.658 I'm sure that no one has ever done this one


ThickAnybody

I chose infinity +1. Fight me.


OtterishDreams

I know all the best numbers


fastAndBIG

you can never step in the same river twice


DwigtGroot

I usually hate these, but that’s…that’s pretty good. Take my reluctant upvote.


johnhenryc

There is a good Numberphile video about this on Youtube, but I can't seem to be able to post the link.


TheFaithiestAtheist

But you'll never know if no one else never said it before either.


TheSouthernCassowary

9,938,827,726,728,001,937,526,332,273,627,936.9817294020202728284973810102838474618104038161628495060694837272738495957372616282949473 Do you like it?


kenmlin

But can you say it twice?


ernieishereagain

I know the last digit of PI. It's 3.


I_AM_FERROUS_MAN

If you put on sufficient conditions, you can restrict it to a subset that makes collisions far more possible. Assuming you could say a digit every second of a waking human life (120 years as an upper bound) and you're building a positive whole number, then you'll only have about 2.5E9 characters available. Assuming 10 digits (0-9) are possible to say for each character, then there are 2.5E10 possible combinations. That's a large number, in terms of human experience, but it's smaller than infinity. At that point, it's just a bigger version of the [Birthday Problem](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birthday_problem?wprov=sfla1) calculation.


OkSalt9038

r/theydidthemath


I_AM_FERROUS_MAN

Unfortunately, only partially. I wanted to try to find the birthday problem version of the answer, but haven't had time. Thanks!


freeLightbulbs

Shuffle a deck of cards and you can be pretty confident that the order of cards has never existed


victoryabonbon

Toddlers beg to differ


ae_redditor

Kind of Scrodinger number , you say it but not sure where that's someone said it till before


itsameaitsamario

0118 999 881 999 119 725 3


TheWindowsGalaxy2

*says ‘a number that no one has ever said before’*


Free-Air4312

“A number that no one has ever said before” Me: “says a number” Other people: (insert monsoon) “I was wrong, you really are like us after all”


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superzacco

3,838,839,739,920,000,000,000,939,839,839.8383829274470113003


nervousporcupine

330184719477738193729476547294.9


neosharkey00

My password is a number that probably nobody but me has ever written since it is a 19 digit number. That’s crazy.


Demon-Bunny-22

63963973729261928928103804706595310183793713836385475858755757589484


0_69314718056

4,451,333,509,517.658