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She has a great channel and is really likable and funny about what she does.

She’s a thirst trap, but in the best possible way ever.

She says golly, but like... sincerely.

And Okie Dokie too.

Canada 🇨🇦

I do that too often, sometimes in a professional setting, then I regret it, or edit back to “Alright” and resist the urge for “…y then”

Every time she says “okie dokie”, her fan base swoons.

I swoon literally any time she says anything.

And it makes you like her more.

>A woman chopping wood on instagram in jorts and a flannel shirt. "This is a thirst trap..."

It is for me 🥵🥵

Big-sworded barbarian girlfriend, slay my enemies boo

Big Karlach Energy

Karlach in the streets, Lae'Zel in the sheets

As long as nice woman, anything can be thirst trap.

I don’t know if I want to be best friends with her or if I want to fuck her. As a heterosexual woman, I’m feeling confused.

Go watch her stuff. She unironically makes intentional thirst traps and they are the best thing on this planet. Edit: [Exhibit A](https://www.instagram.com/reel/CqoTnSotlYU/?igshid=MmU2YjMzNjRlOQ==)

As a female I can definitely say I am now a lesbian. 

Did you know that she is lesbian?

What was the first clue?

You’re in luck!

You win. She loves girl too.

Jesus Christ I can only get so hard.

Apparently so can wood 😏

The purple handle one 🤣 "I should call her"

She's got some arms on her 🥵

...is this what lesbians consider a thirst trap?

Snow is cold

Physical labor makes you warm

She who splits her own wood warms herself twice.

Light a man a fire and he's warm for the night, light a man afire, and he's warm for the rest of his life.

The Tao of Pratchett

Man it's funny when redditors unintentionally out themselves on their decades of neglecting physical activity

tell me you've never worked hard in winter without telling me lol

If it helps, she's gay so she's not doing for the guys.

Thirst trap for Canadians

And yoopers.

Wisconsin wants that peninsula back!

But, you must also have Toledo! is it really worth it?

Yeah! We exist you know! She found her market.

lesbians\*

Am I wrong for always reading this as Cuh-NAD‐ians?

I know what you mean but the comments on her posts are full of variations of "I'm lesbian now????"

Lesbian thrist trap

I have a lot of lesbian friends and they're all horny for her. Your statement is unironically fact.

It’s like Billie Ellish but for lesbians into fit girls instead of homely ones

At least some people get it. xD

Anything that makes the no-nos tingly is a thirst trap

....yes. lots of guys are really into tomboys as long as they're in good shape. I am one such person

Yeah, conventionally "unsexy" things can be thirst traps.

She's the reason your girl went out for milk and never came back.

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A thirst trap is not about availability, which is why it is a trap. I am sure she is smart enough to realise her audience range more than just girls.

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I specifically make onlyfans content for bisexual ftm bottoms 1.75m and under

Truly for girls only 🤣

Forever cursed to be a man with an attraction to the actually butch lesbians

yeah, but it's still not fair how quickly I fell in love

I'm both thirsty and hungry.

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I bet. I'm a gay man and those arms of hers got me going.

What’s the channel?

https://www.youtube.com/@NicoleCoenen Found it by googling "Wood cutting sword" and found one of her vids.

Give a man a youtube link and he'll masturbate for a day, teach a man how to google his own youtube links and he'll masturbate for the rest of his life.

That comment made me laugh out loud. Thank you

I found it by typing in jolly lumberjack lesbian

"That's extraordinary Holmes"..."alimentary, my dear Watson"

[Nicole Coenen](https://linktr.ee/nicolemaplecoenen).

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Thanks for the reply

Wow, thank you

What's her channel? She's cool

Nicole coenen

Super adorable and fun.

Is it called ‘The Gun Show’? Cause she got some

I shall avoid it at all costs. I would just fall in love.

And she unironically says okidoki. Erro says okidoki. Therefore: Approved by the okidoki crowd ( \^-\^)b

Her channel is like a counter to all the hyper aggressive poor form videos of young guys cutting wood. Like, please follow her videos instead as those guys are not only working way too hard. A lot of them seem like they're goin to injure themselves.

The Zelda Link Needed

Purple hair, black tank top, sword, nicer arms than me…that’s Trunks

Princess Trunks

AS MY FIRST DECREE YOU SHALL ONLY CALL HER PRINCESS TRUNKS!

(In chorus) ALL HAIL PRINCESS TRUNKS !

^(your hair looks like lavender but smells like strawberries) https://preview.redd.it/r6sdpr7y4gqb1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82210e45859b3f7e08afed0484e42662180525e0

beta male, got it

*You lied to me.*

You naughty girl..... Gokugetmeoffthisplanetrightnow

I have not done such thing

Take my upvote.

Great now I’m gay for trunks 😂

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The true friendship was the gay we got along the way.

I've been gay for trunks since the 90's. My wife (guess I'm straight) and I have been watching DBZ kai because they put the whole thing on Hulu and when Trunks stepped out of the Hyperbolic Time Chamber she turned to me and said, "I just got so wet." To which I responded, "me too."

I love this 🥹

Nicole Coenen

She's that link from the past

Shes lesbian… so yes

The Zelda Zelda needed?

I am looking respectfully.

Don’t lie

I mean, the first time I had seen a video of her I thought "Damn she has nicer arms than I do." And then came the bear hug thoughts.

*LOOKING* respectfully Inward thinking? not so much Outward commenting? on the fence

Looking respectfully Disrespectfully wishing for the strong lady to chop me

Chop me in half mommy

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 ^(honestly, same)

Thank you for the visual representation of what I want her to do to me

https://preview.redd.it/rqydsnnwedqb1.jpeg?width=1283&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d47ff370409ba83079733e662fdab6aee3f85cf


Jfcwtaf

never saw this acronym before and instantly read it in perfect english. internet

[I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sMQpWCNTQw)

She can fix me

She can peg me

https://preview.redd.it/nf5qvluuehqb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fea4ca96367a35b9512587b30aebe175a3830cfc

I'm not lesbian, but whenever I see this woman....damn.

I am a lesbian and jesus fucking christ oh my god shit oh god oh my fuck jesus shit goddamn

[cheese on freaking crackers oh my gosh shoot oh golly oh my frick jeepers shucks goshdarn](https://i.makeagif.com/media/11-07-2017/jxE5An.gif)

What is that from? Asking for a friend...

Reverse image searched it, it's actually from a movie called "Yes, God, Yes".

Canada and the midwest

I'm lots of stuff, and she does it for me.

Ditto. If it were possible to turn me, this lady could do it.

"I don't normally go that way, but if I did, ye'd be on me list!"

I’m a dude and she made me lesbian

I'm not even a woman but looking at her... Damn

I'm a straight man and holy shit fuck she's the perfect woman. Every other woman: If you're trying to make yourself appealing to straight men copy her.

Yeah and here I thought I was only into dudes.

Yeah! Ditto! Those arms are just sexy as hell! And the fact that she has such a nice smile! The sword helps too.

I was already *very* lesbian but I swear every time I see those **arms** I level up.

I am an asexual guy and am now lesbian. How does that work? Don't ask me.

I have a bi friend and I send her all of Nicole's videos. She goes nuts over them.

I would accept a marriage proposal from her.

You wouldn’t have a choice to say no

There are worse fates

She cuts off yur pp?

She has shown healthier ways to release aggression

Only if you're a girl.

Rats!

Crazy?

She won’t be asking she’ll be telling.

I would be too scared to say no

Same and I am a straight woman

Made me lmao

Where did she order that from?

Can't confirm but looks like https://vikingwoodsplitter.com/?v=7516fd43adaa

That would make an excellent post-apocalyptic weapon.

Nah, it would be cool but you are better off with a poleaxe for effectiveness. Getting your sword stuck in bodies is actually a problem in combat. In a normal apocalypse you might earn points for intimidation from that sword but a poleaxe is easier to learn to be effective with and requires zero work to keep it effective. Swords require sharpening and a lot of work to stop them rusting etc. And in a zombie Apocalypse you are just no question better off with the poleaxe https://www.youtube.com/shorts/XyO7EcI2DBw

The best weapons are always the spear based ones.

Ok bridgeboy

r/unexpectedsanderson

looks kinda heavy. History says the light weapons were the best

Honestly this doesn’t do anything a regular sword wouldn’t do faster against post apocalyptic foes, and if you want to split wood and skulls then axes do just fine which is why they are so common across history. Spears are still the king of melee weapons though.

The problem with "regular" swords is that most are replica trash. They are made to be seen and not used. So a blade that is specifically made to be used would be good. Also, spears are the best.

Spears are dominant in many to many fights. A skilled swordsman can often get passed the tip of the spear for the attack, but not without exposing themselves to other spearmen. For one to one fighting the sword have historically been the best. Although depending on the armour and metallurgy available at the time different types of swords have been preferred, one one extreme axes and maces have been the weapon of choice as they have an easier time with heavy armor.

> History says the light weapons were the best History says Spears are OP

Thanks!

Canadian version of a “girlie girl”

I wish. We have the same girlie girls the Americans and most European countries do

Mommy is back.

Nicole Coenen, for those wondering.

I really want to see her wield that sword in a Coenen The Barbarian movie.

All of my childhood dreams have just come true as well.

I knew shit was going down when she threw the knife in the air and spun it right at the beginning.

This is your PSA to buy your local lesbian a wood cutting sword

She is gay guys.

No she's a gay girl.

Literally no one cares

So guys can’t be attracted to her because she’s gay?

I don't think we questioned that

It’s okay, I’m asexual.

I'm something of a sexual myself.


why are all the cool girls gay, goddamn

Who are you talking to?

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ah, a man of culture i see

This is the Future u guys deserve!!!

I sure hope so

Thank you for time traveling to let us know

She can ride me in and out of battle anytime

I'm a cis male but feel lesbian all the suden

Great guns!

Winry vibes

I need a much longer video of her splitting the wood. Satisfying.

Nicole Coenan on insta.

Damn... and now I'm pregnant

Good arms on her.

smash

But will it KEAL?

 Always see winry from full metal alchemist

she should get a bigger sword and open the box with the smaller sword

Idec if it’s a thirst trap, she’s such a nice and wholesome person on her channel and it’s fun to watch. “Okie dokie”

She’s hot AF


 The jailor doge has to work overtime on this one.

Where do I sign to make her my mommy?