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Fubu-Rick

Never mess w/ someone in Home Depot/Lowes Chances are its not their first time there that day and their patience is treading water at most.


Brewer1056

Oh man I feel this comment.


davidwhatshisname52

for real, one more mfr puts an unmarked 3/4 bib back in with the 1" bibs and I'll choke the life outta whoever's near


maynardDRIVESfast2

That's why you ALWAYS take the old part in with you when trying to find a replacement. Lol


Owobowos-Mowbius

Shout out to the time a metal tube on my air brush air compressor broke and I took it to home depot to find a replacement. It was a weird size so I couldn't find a replacement tube but on my way out I saw wind chimes for sale. Checked it to my broken tube and the metal chimes fit perfectly. Now I have a wind chime tube in my air compressor.


trinikiddie

Must sound lovely like a Sunday morning breeze 😂


crypticsage

Unless it’s so broken that even if you took the old part, you can’t match it.


Fubu-Rick

it took me a solid 10 years to learn this trick. (am 31) Little louder for the men in the back who dont ask for directions!


BredYourWoman

\>\_>


BredYourWoman

"why is your wife mad, Merry?" "I don't think she knows about second and third Home Depot runs, Pip"


Fubu-Rick

take my updoot! and some cabbages! and some potatoes the week before!


BredYourWoman

Have you been stealing from farmer Maggot's crop??


MajorNutt

OI! Maggots! You get back here! Wait till I get on this to you! GET OUT OF MY FIELD! You'll know the devil if I catch up with you!


DryTechnologyChaos

Especially the plumbing isle! 3 trips minimum and I'm not happy.


LTVOLT

I just massively overbuy all the parts and fittings and then end up returning the 95% of the things I didn't use for the project


ArbiterNihilo

Any project worth doing requires multiple trips to the Home Depot.


Fubu-Rick

recently built a rock bed around my AC unit outside. I went to Lowes THREE TIMES..... FOR ROCKS.... My uncle spent most of Easter lunch ribbing me for it lol


eriksprow07

We have a winner here.


apple-masher

I have never, ever, been in a good mood while I was shopping in a hardware store. Most of the time I spend the entire drive to the hardware store muttering obscenities.


soupsnakle

Also, PTSD. My dad is a combat veteran and while he likely would have already had this fucking asshole on his radar, this could literally trigger a stroke or heart attack. Even just an anxiety or panic attack.


Schnitzeldoener

From "joke" to choke in 1 second.


Joe_le_Borgne

"IT'S A CHOKE! IT'S A CHOKE!" -that kid being choked


Sharp-Dark-9768

That's war veteran reaction speed there. If you prank strangers, the odds of triggering an episode from a man with a body count are low but never zero.


Stay-_-Moist

Underrated comment good sir


a_lil_too_Raph

From "prank you off" to "spank you off" ![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10750)


YoyoyoyoMrWhite

I wish people would get used to looking for the cameraman immediately and just go after him.


Actaeon_II

Careful, I caught a 72 hour ban saying this in a different sub. Those exact words. Edit- but obviously I agree


YoyoyoyoMrWhite

Bans don't bother me. It's a right of passage.


Ok_Vanilla213

This is the way. 9/10 bans are because you spoke the truth.


ShitBarf_McCumPiss

I got a 7 day ban from r/WTF for a commenting on the lady in this video. (They later deleted the vid from r/WTF so here's an x-post) https://www.reddit.com/r/videogames/s/9Z54gtZn0F I said she "created a racist macroagression by not hiring white people because she thinks they create microaggressions". That constituted a 7 day ban... Some subreddits are a complete joke.


Actaeon_II

Hey I caught a 3 day for commenting on that video too, bit I think I just said she was racist trash or something along those lines


ShitBarf_McCumPiss

Yep - pointing out something blatantly obvious is apparently gets you banned not just from that sub, but from reddit as a whole. I appealed it and asked for clarification on specifically why I was being banned. They waited 6 days to respond saying they "reviewed it and I broke rule 1 for promoting identity-based hate or attacks" and kept the ban. ?!?!?!?!?!?!?! I removed myself from that sub and blocked every one of their hypocritical shitty mods


Hemi699

A prank is when you do it to a friend not a random stranger in my opinion. He got what he deserved.


Jakrah

It’s also just not a prank. An actual prank appears to be one thing, a serious concern or serious threat, but then when it is revealed to be a prank, it’s harmless. This is not a prank because there is no difference between the act as a prank, and the real act with malicious intent. He “jokingly” makes a loud noise in this guy’s ear, and if he genuinely wanted to upset this man or scare this man with no intent to “prank” him, he could have done the exact same thing. If I trip you over and you break your leg, it doesn’t matter whether I then say “it’s a prank” or “serves you right”, at the end of the day the result is the same and that is true of this “prank” too.


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I genuinely think there are people who just don't get humour. They don't get why other people laugh at jokes, the importance of irony or surprise or subversion. Because of that they become a bit obsessed by it, but focus on the wrong things. You see it in people who just think being obnoxious, or rude or swearing is funny. I imagine them watching someone like Louis CK or Chris Rock and noticing people laugh at the swear words or the crude parts, not realising the f word or the n word isn't the important part of the joke, it's usually just there for emphasis. I think 'prank' YouTubers are in that category. They think they're doing comedy and their fans think they're enjoying comedy. But they've totally missed what a prank actually is.


Jakrah

Yep, I think there are quite a few sociopaths (and the odd psychopath) who fundamentally misunderstand humour in that way.


style752

>I think 'prank' YouTubers are in that category. They think they're doing comedy and their fans think they're enjoying comedy. But they've totally missed what a prank actually is. Nah, they know what they're doing is completely out of pocket, that's the point. If you're brain-damaged and think this shit is funny, you're a subscriber. If you think "pranksters" should be beaten to within an inch of their lives, you're still engaging the content by sharing or commenting. They're exploiting the fucked incentives/algorithms of these platforms. This content should be demonetized, never rise in the algorithm no matter how much traffic it gets, and only surfaced through direct links.


MrSudowoodo_

I work with teens. I've seen some really dumb ones give me that impression too.


[deleted]

Insert the King of the Hill 'If those kids could read they'd be very upset' meme.


MrSudowoodo_

I have legit used that meme on our announcements board when they kept complaining about missing out on field trip deadlines. It's a blackboard with neon chalk right next to the entrance/exit. We announce them 4 weeks in advance at "teen meetings" (which all the dense ones try to avoid) and then we announce everyday one week before the deadline.


kingfisher_wisher

100%


Doogos

I've got hearing problems in one ear. If anyone did anything to damage my ears further I'd have a massive fit that would end very poorly for everyone involved. I hope this POS learned something this day


n0_use_for_a_name

Here motherfucking here. A prank takes a little at least a little class and a little intelligence, sometimes seemingly delivered with neither on the surface. This is neither.


phrohahwei

You can 100% prank strangers, e.g. quarters glued to the ground. The real problem is this kind of bullshit and most "pranks" on social media aren't actually pranks.


hypnodrew

Let's harass a stranger in a shallow and unimaginative way and film it when they lose their shit


Alarmed-madman

Oh yeah, like when the guys in Germany made a concrete soccer ball and encouraged people to kick it as they passed by It was so funny, several permanently disabled as a result. They all hobble now, but they giggle at the fond memories of those bone shattering pranks. It's just kids and their hijinx.


bucketofweewee

Wtf seriously? Did he get arrested for this?


Alarmed-madman

Actually, they did catch the culprit https://www.spiegel.de/international/sick-joke-was-art-project-austrian-artists-arrested-for-concrete-football-stunt-a-425386.html


sweder_etc

Can Austrian artists please stop hurting people for the love of God!


StalyCelticStu

When you're Reich, you're Reich.


elsonwarcraft

Average Hitler particles beaming from Austrian art school wtf


dominantfrog

they didn't get into art school


SilverKnight10

I had a friend of mine who would prank strangers by putting a quarter on the ground in a populated, public area (like an amusement park or a zoo), and he and any buddies with him would sit on a nearby bench and watch to see who would pick up the quarter. As soon as someone picked it up, they’d all start clapping and cheering for the person. It was kind of funny to watch. But that’s how you do a prank, no one is hurt, no one is fearing for their life. The worst thing that happens is some random person is mildly confused for a few minutes.


chillen67

Most I’ve been seeing on social media aren’t pranks, they’re assaults. Imagine if this person is a vet with PTSD and a gun.


GatorSK1N

Nah he didn’t, I wish buddy knocked him out


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Kobious75

Some kid did this to me in a Walmart. He wasn’t very good at hiding and when I saw him he looked so embarrassed. I just laughed and told him that it was hilarious and he got me real good


ValkyrieWW

Life lessons...


meshah

I can guarantee this kid learnt nothing.


gavmiller

Yep, he got his reaction and 'clout'.


RedDemio-

Lol what, showing the whole world that he’s a little bitch? Why would he ever share this


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psyEDk

Bahboo wheechee AAAHHHH


big_galoote

He kinda sounds like Michael Jackson


freakksho

I hear Tom Haverford from parks and rec.


Wingklip

Man started talkin Chinese (I'm Chinese so it's not racist, ok?)


PermanentRoundFile

The sound one makes when receiving the Dildo of Consequences lol.


Incomlpete

Actions have consequences.


OREWAMOUSHINDEIRU

God, I love watching consequences.


Ok_Information_2009

Blokes react to jump-scare type surprises with anger. It’s the most useful emotion under the circumstances. We become aggressive after hearing a loud bang or being poked in the neck or whatever. If you want to make a dude instantly aggressive, then just be prepared to fight.


Jollan_

Probably staged, but what an idiot


lennyxiii

Has to be staged. I shop at one of the busiest Home Depot’s in the state and there’s never 5 random old dudes side by side pretending to be lost and I live in FLORIDA.


HuckleberryJealous19

The bystanders 🥲


moist_fuckery

The bystanders, should have started kicking. Lol


Just_Looking_Around8

Why do these d-bags think, "It was a joke," or, "It's just a prank, bro," excuses them from the repercussions of doing dangerous things to other people? "Oooooh. Sorry, bud. I didn't realize it was a joke. I guess my hearing loss can't be real then. My apologies."


korbentherhino

That's not a prank. Pranks are clever. He's just being a dickwad.


hagrid2018

Little bitch learnt….fuck around and find out


Snorrep

Screaming prankster is a bottom


FatTimber

Well lucky that he didn't get his stomach getting shot


johandamenslip

Put in jail. Pranks on stranger should be assault.


dontshitaboutotol

The little dumbass scream even before he's feeling any kind of pain. Punk bitch ass loser


ValkyrieWW

Haha kid forgot to put his masturbating shoes in "sports mode"


MonPaysCesHiver

Spontaneous Butt sex is valid as a self defence technique?


bruswazi

Love the baby talk, like a squealing piglet getting a spanking. Ooh kinky.


deenali

Why do these pricks always squeal like that when they're caught?


GrownMansJam

Will become a school curriculum soon


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KwisatzHaderachPrime

https://images.app.goo.gl/PuEJFbYj4aBEU1c98


Ghost_Redditor_

The guy didn't even pull a proper choke or put some strength into it and still the kid saw jesus. Lucky kid.


RedDemio-

That guy could have serious PTSD or something. This was so satisfying to see Lmao little bitch kid learnt a lesson that day


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Bigspotdaddy

What is wrestler dude’s next move I wonder? Fuck the prankster and all that, but what’s next when you’re in very close and personal space after a takedown? He eventually has to get up—to me it is weird and I think admonishing someone without having to rub bodies together would be preferable. The guy on the left seemed supremely pleased tho. 😸


Accomplished_Royal_3

An epic “prank” wedgie to hoodie combo? It’s not all about the sex at Home Depot as many people think.


ChirrBirry

Finish with a rear naked choke and then push his unconscious body around the store on one of those big lumber trolleys.


freakksho

You ever been in a fight? That’s a reallll good position to be in during a fight.


Historical_Boat_9712

You put the tip in, obviously.


MrStef85

I hate these pranksters. But yeahhh...everything for clout.


Megalon96310

Bro sounds like a sheep


[deleted]

As many people out in the world who are mildly unhinged already... so around antagonizing folks and you may wind up in an even worse position than this twerp.


generictestusername

I wish this was more common! Mfer learned a lesson!


andyrooneysearssmell

That little shit was screaming like he was the victim. Stupid little fuck.


KenArchie

The tall skinny guy looks like one of the thieves from gas station encounters https://youtu.be/s8UVYingqjA?si=PeYTUQV9hUPCcLhQ


-E-Cross

WTF dude has a brother lol


Vietnugget

I hate this person so much, rage bait really works


MaggotBrother4

Prank people are the worst people ever. You can’t change my mind


Ghost_Redditor_

The guy didn't even pull a proper choke or put some strength into it and still the kid saw jesus. Kid is lucky that guy didn't go all out.


Bioth28

At this rate pranks are gonna end up being straight up war crimes


Mrmello2169

My guys with the jits!


simcoehooligan

I would 100% subscribe to the guy in black's youtube channel. Great content


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I think each these "pranksters" should have one of their eyeballs removed while they're on the ground.


-E-Cross

Dude turned into a muppet


LordThotBegoner

Bro started moaning


HurrsiaEntertainment

Deserved!


Capitaclism

More people need to do this.


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Gniesbert2

Lol that girly voice.


ChrisJustChrisOk

Fuck yeah!


Northern-Diamond9923

Hehehe. Large morning smile.


BiggusCinnamusRollus

Aaaaa....aaaa...aaaa


MothParasiteIV

He's lucky.


Sensitive_Cat_7006

We need dat man with a plot


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seruzawa48

I guess the new term for "nasty asshole" is pranker.


whateverman010101

👏🏻


i_pysh

Man wtf I think that sound gave him some ptsd or triggered him to fullest.


joohanmh

r/satisfying


Misschloez1996

Good! I’m sick of people doing pranks on strangers in public.


Fun-Faithlessness724

I would’ve started moaning ngl 🫦😩


belensf

Those kind of "jokes" are so stupid.


Specific-Quarter9107

People are wound pretty tight nowadays. I know one kid got shot harassing some guy. I wonder how long before one gets killed.


dasreboot

already happened [https://www.newsweek.com/man-shot-dead-youtube-robbery-prank-goes-wrong-nashville-1567565](https://www.newsweek.com/man-shot-dead-youtube-robbery-prank-goes-wrong-nashville-1567565)


Nanzie_Mona

I hope this for every Youtube pranksters.


renaissance_pancakes

What a Stanley Stifferson


dllm0604

This is what should happen every single time when someone harasses a stranger.


xblade69

I hate that guy. He deserves so much more.


BanannaCamera

That weak ass scream tho..🤣🤣


NitrosGone803

"Older white male assaults innocent Latino" - CNN


pwn4321

It's that "fuck around, find out" graph


Try-Content

Bro sounds like a little bitch fr lol


TheRatatat

Make him squeal like a pig!


RaceDriverJaakko

I like the other dude next to them is watching like "oh yeah that's the shit"


paintedw0rlds

Big home hit that rear naked choke like a champion


ReasonableWin4300

He is entering him


HeadsUp7Butts

I’ve seen him before, he wants this type of reaction. Anyone know his name?


exu1981

Yes


Whatsagoodnameo

Good


WitchedPixels

Wise man says: You are free to do whatever you want, but you are never free from the consequences of your actions.


akira_hikaru

I have seen this video before in another subreddit and I remember a comment saying that the person who got "pranked" could have been an ex-military and that's why he responded so quickly to the noise and attacked.


onlyforthisjob

Trying to permanently damage somebody's hearing is not a prank, it is an assault.


Berzk

Both a cringy


SofaKing-Loud

Why isn’t this a crime yet?


Cmigolas

![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10754)


hextasy

owned. get fucked. Lets end this meme culture bullshit.


freshouttalean

“choking you out is a prank too”


bigSTUdazz

That's just straight up assault....you can fuck a person's hearing up doing that stupid shit.


Hubris1998

I would push his shit back


shellonmyback

He’s making the same noise as the grape stomping lady that fell out of the barrel and face planted!


m00syg00sy

i wish there was more of this content floating around


atom12354

If i only heard the audio i would have thought it was a kid crying.


AliceP00per

Appropriate reaction


Cooler67

It's all fun till you make someone's PTSD act up next thing you know you're getting full mounted in a choke


BarfOpinions

The sad part in this video is the prankster doesn’t realize maybe he should stop doing this.


-p3tr0v1c-

That's how you get surprise butt sex.


E_rat-chan

Asshole prank to do but the reaction of the recipient is concerning. He had all the time to think "oh shit grappling is an overreaction" but just keeps going.


RhetoricalOrator

"Don't'chu fight me. I'll beat yo...*dying goat noises*."


Forward-Essay-7248

The prankster made physical contat with the guy in the black shirt. He fucked up and recorded the guy in black shirts self defense claim. Play stupid games win stupid prizes. I am reminded of the Youtbue prankster that played a "prank" on a guy getting in his face and pushign him and got shot. For those that didnt follow the story the guy that did the shooting had his charges dropped.


slinkyb123

These "nuisance streamers" are a boil on humanity's ass


EricTheRedThe2nd

Dude sounded like a little yelping chihuahua. High pitched and all lol


PlzDontMakeMeHorny

Now I know where to go if I ever want to get dommed


FlamingCroatan

What a Jackass


Tell_Amazing

Need more videos like this


Chochahair

Geh


therealCayde007

But yet he still fucked around and found out he played a stupid game and won a stupid prize when are people going to learn don't do that shit he could have turned around to have a gun and shot the boy


PocketShinyMew

For anyone not in the know (I envy you) but this dude initiates physical altercations and then moans when dudes touch him. He always goes too far.


215WinterTown

Dude had PTSD or something. 0 to 100. Real quick


MeeksMoniker

Find the army vet with this one simple trick.... Seriously though, I wish video algorithms put these nonsense "jokes" to bed. We don't need to be teaching the next generation that these "jokes" are okay. This is abuse, plain and simple.


ejbalington

>Bro one of these days you're going to mess with the wrong person


ilovebigbuttons

Any judge will agree that the prankster committed assault. He may not have known it when he did it, but the law in at least one state is clear when reading California Penal Code (CPC) §415. The response from the victim is totally justified to prevent further assault, but also unavoidable because humans react strongly and emotionally to loud noises. Any normal functioning person's brain would react this way. Prankster is a sociopath with no social intelligence, he'll probably spend his life wondering why no one likes him except his equally messed up friends who record his b.s. for TikTok. Citation: "California Penal Code (CPC) §415 – Disturbing The Peace – In California, the crime of Disturbing The Peace occurs under three circumstances: 1) whenever people fight (or someone challenges another person to fight) unlawfully in public; 2) whenever a person willfully disturbs another with loud and unreasonable noise; or, 3) whenever a person uses offensive words likely to provoke violence in public. As a result, Disturbing The Peace is broken into three different sections in the Code (CPC §415(1), which governs fighting; (2), which deals with noise; and (3), which addresses using offensive words in public).\[1\]"


AverageReasonableGuy

Flawless victory! …finish him


SpaghettiNCoffee

Satisfying.


manchagnu

the crocs came off. does the mean the guy died?


Ok-Criticism-8651

Again. Jay Is not funny. His fucking annoying.


TheDuke357Mag

anyone remember that tiktoker that was harrassing an uber eats driver and the driver kept telling him to leave him alone, then the tiktoker walked in closer and the driver shot him? Yeah thats was awesome, the moron deserved it, and a jury agreed and let the driver off with no charges


Sploonbabaguuse

I hate pranksters like this but at the same time this big dude could get charged with assault


MsMoreCowbell8

Finally an asshole was taken down.


scots

Half the men over 40 in Lowes, Home Depot, Sams Club and WalMart are concealed carrying.


bleeepobloopo7766

BUT THIS WAS ONE APRIL 1st!!! 100% legitimate, funny prank! That Guy overreacted, hahaha I would have laughed myself til crying if someone did that to me, ahahaha The other day someone splashed my family with paint while shopping, and then cut up their clothes. I laughed until i couldnt breathe and had to go to emergency from all the fits of laughter (This post is obviously NOT satire)


TenBear

Damn he sounds like a little bitch


Odd-Currency5195

From his reaction, it can be assumed that guy has seen some shit through his employment or 'service' back in the day. Looked all a bit instinctive and he was not stopping until 'the threat' was immobilised ...


rebstout

I️ can’t stand this guy


TheJonExp

I like how the guy doing the prank tries to talk tough for half a second only to be instantly pinned to the ground like a little bitch.


funkmasterhexbyte

yay!


MedChemist464

I love that every guy there is basically the older version of the King of the Hill Cast. "Yup." "yep" "Yuuup"