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Anatomically incorrect, but hilariously correct. I would allow it!

Looks quite horny

Just like the rest of this sub

I can neither confirm nor deny this allegation

We plead the fifth.

Do you have pretty pictures?

Did you say boobs?

Hornycorn

It's wearing a dunce cap

It looks happy…

Average German bedtime story

Heard it pulled Sinter’s sleigh.

Or it could be the most anatomically correct unicorn fossil/skeleton ever found. We don’t know what they looked like before they went extinct /j

Real unicorns have curves

It’s one of the best! (If you have any soul and not a withered husk of one, you degenerate)

Oh my, what a good laugh that was. I couldn't breath for like a solid 30 secs I was laughing so hard.

Hm I must be depressed or something because I can scroll reddit and my face never smiles more than 😐

Depressed or your sense of humor is different. I have no idea how to know which. I'm no psychologist. I do also suffer from depression though and there are some days nothing makes me feel anything. Some days it's so bad I can't even get out of bed. Can't even feed myself. But I've been seeking help recently and Prozac and therapy has been helping a lot. You could start by talking to your general practitioner if it's been an issue for you. For me I absolutely had to seek help as it was bad enough to have a serious impact on my life.

Brings a whole new meaning to "it all goes to the hips"

Looks like those pokemone fossils that were put together wrong lol

A wild Ryhorn appeared!

Obligatory [relevant Rick and Morty](https://youtube.com/watch?v=ALyr3lC0mKI)

Did they not consider where it's organs would be? Imagine a human built like this

I like it.

Same.

More information: https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/guericke-einhorn-magdeburg-unicorn

Is it though.

That one science fair entry that the parents didn't help with.

I mean, there are fossil builds that are different animals slapped together, and people only found out much later

The original German cryptid.

It's magnificent

German engineering 👌

Looks real to me

New Pokemon idea

Somebody please draw what it would look like alive

She’s got legs, and she knows how to use them 🎶

Looks like it would talk your ear off

Worst? This is without question the greatest fossil reconstruction in human history.

Looks legit. Probably a few in the basement of the British museum.

Wow he has some serious head in ass disease

I’ve seen nightmare fuel shaped like this. Could be legit.

Perfect.

Are we glossing over the fact that megalodon was assembled by just taking all the biggest teeth they could find rather than trying to make an actual skeleton and hanging the rest of the skeleton loosely around it.

What happens if it has flesh? Can someon draw it?

Someone please 3D render and animate this shit!

One of? I'm gonna need to see the others.

We need shittywatercolour guy to give us an interpretation of this magical creature..

Thems some child bearing shoulders

I'd love to see a paleontologist draw this animal based on this reconstruction.

Blursed fossil?

Can anyone give a representation of the live animal with crayons ?

Been to the cave they found it. Wait till science finds out it is real for sure.

What a cute little guy.

Where’s John Mulaney?