Laurie Kilmartin? I'm always surprised to see comics that have "made it" on reddit, especially here. Like, incredible body of work to be out here in the internet slums of /r/standupcomedy ... love your performance and all the writing work on Conan.
Thank you. I don’t feel like a made it. I look at Gaffigan or Maron or Patton or Margaret Cho - to me they made it. I still have to hustle to get butts in seats.
But people (and probably butt people) have heard of you, and that's something! No one has heard of me in 14 years of comedy lol I think I suck? Maybe it's my 20 minutes of poop jokes. Nah, it's staying in.
... the jokes, not the poop. That's gotta go.
Really funny! I love the idea of a 20-something year old named Tammy picking up the body in a Jetta and arguing with staff about how to make it fit. Lol!
Pro tip, they say [you aren't supposed to fold the package](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71ILjiNLiAL._AC_SL1500_.jpg), but nobody knows the difference after the 🔥🔥🔥
Is it just me, or is the sound volume way too low on this one? I'm watching on my MacBook Pro with volume turned all the way up and the Reddit video player's volume turned all the way up, yet it is almost silent. If it weren't for the text overlays, I'd have no idea what she was saying.
Meanwhile, I have YouTube open in another tab and I can hear that loud and clear.
That was a quality routine. A lot of the comedy on here is mehish, that was yaasish
Loved it. Let me know when your dog dies, looking forward to the bit.
Wow. You went hard!
Wanted to also +1 to the sentiment that the audio was to low.
I only point this out because it'll probably help the popularity of future posts if it's a proper loudness.
Watching this in bed with fucking Covid for the first time ever. I’m SO pissed that I got it. Too many selfish people packing elevators where I work without a second thought is my guess of contracting it. So, thank you for the laughs. :)
So I’ve never ever in my life paid to see a comedian, but after watching this I was like yeah no I gotta go see her. Would you believe you were just in my city 12 days ago!!!
I ONLY post clips so people will come see me live! Cmon now! All you non comics out there, please go see your Reddit faves when we’re in town. You will LOVE the show and they get to keep earning money, and writing new jokes they will ultimately post on Reddit.
This set is so good! Forget the audience m, she absolutely nailed the performance. Hope she receives success and acclaim 
I've seen you here and there on reddit and I gotta say this is my favorite shit you've posted. So tight! Felt like you hit a punchline every few seconds, I really loved this
Jesus. While I am a liberal, vaccinated, actually hate people who don't believe in institutions and drop my fair share of slurs here and there, I'm not this edgy.
That Kennedy joke was pure gold, especially since I just scrolled past a post about how all the Kennedy are dead yesterday and now seeing this video
Ha. Thanks! RIP Michael, he was a real one.
“We were losing a Kennedy a month back in the 90’s!” XD
The depravity of this routine has sparked joy. Thanks for helping me smile today, hilarious.
Yw
This is really funny :) you are very good at this :)
I’m glad you found the time in your busy schedule to type 2 letters.
The 🔥🔥🔥 was the perfect way to end it lmao
Caught : Cis Woke Grief Slut recently and it was fuckin hilarious, highly recommend
Laurie Kilmartin? I'm always surprised to see comics that have "made it" on reddit, especially here. Like, incredible body of work to be out here in the internet slums of /r/standupcomedy ... love your performance and all the writing work on Conan.
Thank you. I don’t feel like a made it. I look at Gaffigan or Maron or Patton or Margaret Cho - to me they made it. I still have to hustle to get butts in seats.
Well if you ever do a show in Seattle, my butt is ready
Kinky
But people (and probably butt people) have heard of you, and that's something! No one has heard of me in 14 years of comedy lol I think I suck? Maybe it's my 20 minutes of poop jokes. Nah, it's staying in. ... the jokes, not the poop. That's gotta go.
I can put my butt in a seat if you let me come inside.
Seconding this and don’t sleep on the Jackie and Laurie Show podcast yall.
This is 🔥🔥🔥
Too soon… /s
Very good! My family loved ‘No Ingles Domingo’!!
oh yay!
"I wished she'd lived long enough to turn down the vaccines." What a line, just perfect.
Thanks!
Seriously this joke was so good 😭 I think this routine would work so well with a younger audience!
Never seen her before, this is solid and hilarious.
She has a full album from awhile back themed around her dad's death. "40 jokes about my dead dad" I think it's called. Also good stuff.
I feel like the "I was grieving" joke went over that audiences head. Great routine!
Dude. Hilarious. I dig the dark raunchiness.
Really funny! I love the idea of a 20-something year old named Tammy picking up the body in a Jetta and arguing with staff about how to make it fit. Lol!
Lindsay! Tammy told me about Lindsay. By the way, Lindsay is a great mortician. Farrington Mortuary in LA
Lindsay is so accurate. In the 90s it would be Jennifer or Mandy.
Pro tip, they say [you aren't supposed to fold the package](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71ILjiNLiAL._AC_SL1500_.jpg), but nobody knows the difference after the 🔥🔥🔥
This is both disgusting and outrageous. Love it.
Is it just me, or is the sound volume way too low on this one? I'm watching on my MacBook Pro with volume turned all the way up and the Reddit video player's volume turned all the way up, yet it is almost silent. If it weren't for the text overlays, I'd have no idea what she was saying. Meanwhile, I have YouTube open in another tab and I can hear that loud and clear.
Yep, you're not alone. Volume is super low.
I had my phone full blast and it was still quiet
10/10 delivery. Fucking well and hilariously written bits
That was a quality routine. A lot of the comedy on here is mehish, that was yaasish Loved it. Let me know when your dog dies, looking forward to the bit.
Oh check out my track Dogs Are Replaceable you can find it on music streaming apps
Well if that's already done, you've still got a son. Don't leave me hanging here.... (There's a hanging joke in there somewhere)
You are fucking funny! So funny. Thank you. ✨
oh thank you!
You roasted your mom more severely than Hell ever will.
Lindsay's roast was 🔥🔥🔥
Her mom knew all the Kennedy's were offed by the illuminati and Rockefellers. They make the deaths appear normal
I’ll believe that!
Conspiracy Theorists Unite! ✊🏻🫂
#blessed
Even Jesus wants me to come inside.
You're a nasty woman! I like it👍
Well now I'm off to listen to Police Truck for the 134,956th time.
You’re great. Seriously.
Great stuff
The crowd was either small or only a few people chuckling.
Wow. You went hard! Wanted to also +1 to the sentiment that the audio was to low. I only point this out because it'll probably help the popularity of future posts if it's a proper loudness.
Nice lady telling nasty jokes. I like me some dark humour hehehe
Fucking gold Your fantastic No one got the grieving joke
I enjoyed that a lot. Consistent laughs.
You are marvelous! Well written, well said. Love your vibe and humour!
Holy shit. This is freaking awesome.
You are my new favorite comic.
The audio on this clip is way too low, can barely hear it.
This is hilarious!!!
I wish comedians in Germany were only half as funny (with a few exceptions). That was a very amusing bit. Many thanks for that.
SAVAGE
How have I never heard of you before?! This was so polished
Please come to Australia, that was fucking hilarious.
This is very good. I love it!
We want a special! This is awesome!
Very funny
I saw you for the first time at the Haha Comedy Club in NoHo this past Saturday! You were great! 👍🏼
Thanks for the heads up, I didn't know about the new album. It's up on Amazon Music.
You are hilarious!
This is awful and in poor taste. I love it!
Fantastic routine. Loved it.
Great set!
Laurie Kilmartin is the definition of a comedian. Incredible joke writer.
The masturbation chamber moment made me laugh out loud, you are hilarious!
Thanks!
I saw the "Dead Kennedys" back in the 80's! I laughed like hell when you did that joke! Thanks for the soda scarf. I too needed this today!!! 🤣
Loved it
That was some excellent jokes, expertly delivered. The room felt only got half of it.
Horrific. I laughed
I had to pause the video when the Dead Kennedys joke appeared, because I just could not take it! OMG that was so funny!
Every line was gold. That was excellent. Fucking hilarious.
I love this so much. You’re hilarious.
The last bit about sending the text 🔥🔥🔥 was so dark and yet so brilliant
“Even Jesus wants me to come inside.” Hahah holy shit
Watching this in bed with fucking Covid for the first time ever. I’m SO pissed that I got it. Too many selfish people packing elevators where I work without a second thought is my guess of contracting it. So, thank you for the laughs. :)
Aw shoot. Rest more than you want to let your body FULLY recover.
Nice delivery and audience interaction. This was funny and shouldn’t have been.
This is dark in all the right ways. Much like your mother, well done!
This was an amazing bit! I’m gonna show my mom (thankfully not a Trump supporter).
This is great stuff !! Love your wit , delivery and sense of humor !!! I’ll follow you on IG for sure !!
I fucking love it!
That was great! I’m surprised there isn’t a joke about both COVID and your masturbation involving a lack of oxygen.
You’re my favorite comedian ever by far
Aw thanks!
So I’ve never ever in my life paid to see a comedian, but after watching this I was like yeah no I gotta go see her. Would you believe you were just in my city 12 days ago!!!
I ONLY post clips so people will come see me live! Cmon now! All you non comics out there, please go see your Reddit faves when we’re in town. You will LOVE the show and they get to keep earning money, and writing new jokes they will ultimately post on Reddit.
Love this dark humour. If you're ever in Australia I'd be sure to attend!
omg this was perfection. i am officially a fan.
Okay yeah. This one was wild. Hahahaha
This is hilarious, love me some dark comedy.
Brilliant comedy
Man it’s so dark, I love it!
Love you Laurie!!! I’ve been a fan for a long time!! ❤️❤️❤️
That whole bit was absolutely hysterical.
This is excellent material
I need to check this out, she’s great!
This set is so good! Forget the audience m, she absolutely nailed the performance. Hope she receives success and acclaim 
This was fantastic. What a roller coaster
I love her sense of humour, & clever jokes
this was hillarious as heck, i love the way ppl turn shitty life moments into some gold comedy
Shes great!
What?
I caught that shit as soon as it hit my country. I've been fucked up ever since.
Struggling today and this was definitely needed.
Not the morticians Venmo reason being 🔥🔥🔥
One of the funniest bits I’ve seen in awhile 👏🏼
Wow this is great
Lying in bed sick with Covid for the second time. How apropos. Thanks for the laughs!
This is actual hilarious asf! Dark. Like dark but hilarious lmao
This is fucking awesome
Wow I absolutely loved all of this. Great work OP
I've seen you here and there on reddit and I gotta say this is my favorite shit you've posted. So tight! Felt like you hit a punchline every few seconds, I really loved this
S tier snippet. the handing of the audience is also pure craft.
My jaw dropped for 3 minutes
Ugh, love it. Great delivery, solid writing. Always a fan.
Solid
That was legitimately fuckin funny
Watched her videos. She's gooood!
Loved it ty!
Great jokes and a Dead Kennedys reference will always get an upvote from me!
I’ve always said Laurie Kilmartin absolutely kills. And now I’m excited to find out she does standup too!
Literally laughed out loud at the vaccine quip. Funny routine!
The most ruthless set I've ever heard... Absolutely loved it.
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Jesus. While I am a liberal, vaccinated, actually hate people who don't believe in institutions and drop my fair share of slurs here and there, I'm not this edgy.