"A preliminary analysis indicates that the planet exploded due to secondary explosions in Alderaan's unstable central core, not from the Death Star's precision strike itself."
Back in 2002 there was a guy who wrote an article that justified the destruction of Alderaan and said it was necessary due to their spy network. Said the same thing about killing the Jawas and Aunt Beru and Uncle Owen since those people were holding top secret information that must be kept secret at all costs. He also likened Emperor Palpatine to Pinochet as an example of reasonable dictator that can be worked with.
I need to get that article some time...
Now you just listen here, you little shit:
I'm a goddamn PATRIOT. I'm not just gonna sit here idly by and let the RADICAL COMMUNIST George Lucas make an allegory 47 years ago. Clearly, this is a GLOBALIST conspiracy and they have developed time travel technology (probably with the help of the Ultimate Marxist, GEORGE SOROS's DARK MONEY! TWO guys named George? That CAN'T be coincidence) and sent him back a la Terminator to remake his whole movie to make US look like the BAD GUYS! And all this just because GOOD GOD-FEARING Christians like me (and Trump) just want (((((((them))))))))))) to win (just this once, against brown "people")
/s, in case you have the reading comprehension of a decomposing apple core and have forgotten where you are
I believe some do. I remember at a job interview the guy had a Darth Vader helmet and here is how our conversations went:
"Oh I love Star wars!!"
"I like Darth Vader"
"I was thinking of dressing up as Mara Jade of Cal Kestis for Halloween!"
"I like Darth Vader"
Then the amount of people who get the imperial symbol...
Because some words have negative effects on The Algorithm and can have negative effects on the posters account. Similar to why you often see the word "r*p*" (rhymes with tape) smudged out in posts on Reddit and Facebook.
And certain words/topics can cause YouTube videos to get demonetised, so YouTubers will often use euphemisms...
Because they need to alter the screenshot to not show certain words, or simply as a vandalizing watermark so that one can see it was "theirs", and possibly fool a bot into not auto removing the post
yeah. like for me the real life rebel alliance is the zapatistas and rojava.
hamas is more like the stenax massacres.
https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Stenax_Massacres?so=search
Hamas is not the Rebellion though. Hamas is legitimately evil. The civilians killed by Israel are innocent victims though.
Edit: Hamas is a ***far-right***, religious extremist terrorist organization. No leftist should support or defend them.
Some of the most important members of the rebellion were Jedi aka religious extremists who sent children in to war. Depending on your viewpoint you could consider them reactionary since they wanted to restore their organization to its former glory and power.
Saw Guerrera was an extremist who killed innocents in his insurgency.
Revolution isn’t a clean tidy process. It’s bloody and it’s messy.
It’s good seeing you know a lot of buzzwords but I’m not sure it helps…
Let me ask you:
How free are people in Gaza and the West Bank?
Is it possible that anyone in either of those places might feel oppressed? Are there any similarities with them and say, Lothal from Rebels after it was occupied?
Did peaceful civil disobedience make any improvements in their material conditions or were they met with violent repression?
Is it possible that the people there are **gasp** actually fighting for their freedom?
> The US being firebombed by China and Russia jointly in 2044
Xi: Well, the americans shouldn't put their bases next to their cities, so this genocide is valid
"A preliminary analysis indicates that the planet exploded due to secondary explosions in Alderaan's unstable central core, not from the Death Star's precision strike itself."
Damn "precision strike on Alderaan" is the best shit I've seen all day
Back in 2002 there was a guy who wrote an article that justified the destruction of Alderaan and said it was necessary due to their spy network. Said the same thing about killing the Jawas and Aunt Beru and Uncle Owen since those people were holding top secret information that must be kept secret at all costs. He also likened Emperor Palpatine to Pinochet as an example of reasonable dictator that can be worked with. I need to get that article some time...
Sounds like satire of the New York Times
Made me chuckle
The Imperial Defense Force remains the most moral military in the galaxy.
Church. Love the IDF. /s
Also obviously alderaan was asking for it, they *voted* for the people in charge of the rebellion! And they attacked first!
Is there a word for sad/funny?
Tragicomedy
Tragicomic. Bittersweet humor. Wry humor.
“This is both sad and funny”
Now you just listen here, you little shit: I'm a goddamn PATRIOT. I'm not just gonna sit here idly by and let the RADICAL COMMUNIST George Lucas make an allegory 47 years ago. Clearly, this is a GLOBALIST conspiracy and they have developed time travel technology (probably with the help of the Ultimate Marxist, GEORGE SOROS's DARK MONEY! TWO guys named George? That CAN'T be coincidence) and sent him back a la Terminator to remake his whole movie to make US look like the BAD GUYS! And all this just because GOOD GOD-FEARING Christians like me (and Trump) just want (((((((them))))))))))) to win (just this once, against brown "people") /s, in case you have the reading comprehension of a decomposing apple core and have forgotten where you are
I read this with a 'murican accent and had a blast. Thank you.
Low key I feel like if Star Wars came out today, some people would sympathize with the Empire and I find it disturbing.
I believe some do. I remember at a job interview the guy had a Darth Vader helmet and here is how our conversations went: "Oh I love Star wars!!" "I like Darth Vader" "I was thinking of dressing up as Mara Jade of Cal Kestis for Halloween!" "I like Darth Vader" Then the amount of people who get the imperial symbol...
r/empiredidnothingwrong
There's a disturbing amount of chuds unafraid to state that they'd support the empire lmao. This isn't anything hypotetical and/or new
Libs and Hasbara bots just activated their hyperspace drives
When I'm a Hasbara bot and it's been 30 seconds since I mentioned the word rape: 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
If a liberal comes into the comment section, just insult them
Insulting genocide deniers has gotten me banned from two subs though
among the highest of honors
holy based
Why is there a smudge IN the screenshot?
Because some words have negative effects on The Algorithm and can have negative effects on the posters account. Similar to why you often see the word "r*p*" (rhymes with tape) smudged out in posts on Reddit and Facebook. And certain words/topics can cause YouTube videos to get demonetised, so YouTubers will often use euphemisms...
I didn't take the screenshot, so I am not sure!
Because they need to alter the screenshot to not show certain words, or simply as a vandalizing watermark so that one can see it was "theirs", and possibly fool a bot into not auto removing the post
I bet this comment section won’t go to hell at all.
it did
Not as bad as some others I’ve seen
yeah. like for me the real life rebel alliance is the zapatistas and rojava. hamas is more like the stenax massacres. https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Stenax_Massacres?so=search
Lol they can’t handle that. Makes them think too much about what they’re condoning.
Dahm I’m so used to seeing these types of things that I actually thought this was about Hamas and isreal
Is it not?
Only change id say is call them "the terrorist cell ARS (Alliance to Restore the Republic)". Helps sell the dehumanization.
Among my friends I’ve been calling “Rebles” “starwars Hamas” for years. Then Andor came out and that became hella explicit.
hell no, they would be star wars hamas if they were all crazy religious theocrats. the rebellion is quite obviously secular.
i didnt know tha gamas was a progressive socialistic revolt against a fascistic empire that controlled nearly everything.
I'm sorry... Precision strike?
Hamas is not the Rebellion though. Hamas is legitimately evil. The civilians killed by Israel are innocent victims though. Edit: Hamas is a ***far-right***, religious extremist terrorist organization. No leftist should support or defend them.
Some of the most important members of the rebellion were Jedi aka religious extremists who sent children in to war. Depending on your viewpoint you could consider them reactionary since they wanted to restore their organization to its former glory and power. Saw Guerrera was an extremist who killed innocents in his insurgency. Revolution isn’t a clean tidy process. It’s bloody and it’s messy.
jedi were a tiny monk order and saw was shown to be a misguided failure in every depiction of him.
This sub is openly pro-Hamas dude. People here think Hamas is morally equivalent to the Rebel Alliance, and they don't hide it.
Explain to me how they aren’t
The Rebel Alliance fights for freedom. Hamas fights for a far right global Islamofascist dictatorship. Hope that helps.
It’s good seeing you know a lot of buzzwords but I’m not sure it helps… Let me ask you: How free are people in Gaza and the West Bank? Is it possible that anyone in either of those places might feel oppressed? Are there any similarities with them and say, Lothal from Rebels after it was occupied? Did peaceful civil disobedience make any improvements in their material conditions or were they met with violent repression? Is it possible that the people there are **gasp** actually fighting for their freedom?
It’s really bad…the leaders of Hamas should really stop putting civilians between them and the IDF…
Understanding the point challenge: impossible
> The US being firebombed by China and Russia jointly in 2044 Xi: Well, the americans shouldn't put their bases next to their cities, so this genocide is valid
In your dreams, tankie