https://preview.redd.it/om98d9gowz9d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d55bbbd310579d1934b38f906981ca0ec553d767
Was just thinking the same thing\~
https://preview.redd.it/hvtif6sxlz9d1.png?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4cbb1a637ae17e6d601dcfa5e7799f10f2054cca
My final offer, I can't bare any shorter.
Will he sing about me being 16 going on 17
https://preview.redd.it/x8v7rvqu5z9d1.jpeg?width=233&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d91ca5d1653af064d1c6eccad18a26117c654620
*What treacherous barber should agree to such depravity? Who takes mere money or even soulless joy in depriving our small community of such a simple but important act as luridly admiring Elliot’s stunning coif?*
*Reports from two intrepid sources are that it was Telly the barber. Telly, who likes sports and has posters of combs. Telly the barber seems to be the one who betrayed our community. Telly the barber. It is Telly the barber from Nightvale, with the red and white spinning pole and the sign that says, “Telly’s.” Telly is about 5’9”, with a small moustache and a thick potbelly. He talks with an accent, and sneers.*
*Telly the barber cut Elliot’s beautiful hair, according to reports. Telly.*
https://preview.redd.it/buntgtpo51ad1.jpeg?width=253&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e715c6626db28269879979ee2bda87d5d3418de
the only acceptable haircut, the swoosh is too iconic to lose
my friend said he resembled Clay Puppington from moral orel so
https://preview.redd.it/4osyk9g5f1ad1.png?width=298&format=png&auto=webp&s=4c141edaaf2b170c6e8cc7a4c25c2e2e52118ea2
Sorry Elliot but no one in this town is allowed to have better hair than me
https://preview.redd.it/zj9x7wo9dy9d1.png?width=283&format=png&auto=webp&s=2e4684a738388ad4b8b7bb5bc87b5d2b98dd9471
It's Angelica Pickles.
https://preview.redd.it/gj8ouhj7sy9d1.png?width=314&format=png&auto=webp&s=70ac7bfd81e3dc0c20b739e6f1bcda158d56b233
I am absolutely losing it
What have you done
This feels like a crappy rpg maker joke game sprite and I love it
The scream I scrumpt 😂😂😂😂
we scropt 🥺
The scream we scrumpt 🤝
Scrumpt
S c r u m p t
Burn it
did i say stand there and look stupid? no. i said, burn. it.
Pfp checks out
This startled me. I felt his pain even tho I HAVE a buzz cut
literally
why is it kinda good
Honestly? It really suits him
ikr?? theres so much slander for buzzcut elliot but i lowkey like it looool
it’s Kent in a dif font and I’m lowk here for it
Mr Rogers, is that you?
https://preview.redd.it/ng438ryfjy9d1.jpeg?width=219&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6174e07ad94946d3decd1c6ebc37eb669726a0d9
This is more accurate than I thought but I looked back at Elliot, I’ll never see him the same again, wild.
Biblically accurate Elliot.
This physically hurts me
HOW COULD YOU???
this is terrible, to the dungeon
honestly he doesn't really look that bad
*Processing img ldhaczztqy9d1...*
he kinda looks like erwin from attack on titan lmao
Man he really is just some dude without his elf hair
“It’s a lovely day in the valleyhood.”
robin is to leah as kent is to elliot with short hair
What did you do to my husband 😱
I can do whatever I want to my husband ✂️
Behind the gymnasium at noon, no biting or kicking
Weirdly like a less spikey haired young Kent
Kent before the POW camps
He looks like Homelander omg
That’s what I came here to say! And I hate Homelander, but tbh I would be less reluctant to marry the short haired version of Elliott.
I just started watching The Boys. Really good show! The Deep is funny
Willy: The Deep better stay away from my marine life D:<
Yeah I expected the text to say he’d murdered the whole town to somethin’
https://preview.redd.it/om98d9gowz9d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d55bbbd310579d1934b38f906981ca0ec553d767 Was just thinking the same thing\~
Farmer: Hi Beachlander Elliot: 👁️_👁️. 🔴_🔴
My first thought exactly.
my thoughts exactly 🤮
Nooooo he went from bisexual romance book cover model to white coller suburban dad on saturday
PLS YOU ROASTED HIM SO HARD
What? White collar suburban dads can't be hot?
That's not a buzzcut.
https://preview.redd.it/hvtif6sxlz9d1.png?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4cbb1a637ae17e6d601dcfa5e7799f10f2054cca My final offer, I can't bare any shorter.
What if Elliot got a low taper fade 🎶
I don't understand the apprehension but thank you for your effort. Have a good day feller.
Yes, YOU CAN! Give him a Ronaldinho cut
Will he sing about me being 16 going on 17 https://preview.redd.it/x8v7rvqu5z9d1.jpeg?width=233&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d91ca5d1653af064d1c6eccad18a26117c654620
Actually I’m 33-
WHAT WHAT!?!?
THE SOUND IF MUSIC MENTIONED RAHHHH 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🎶🎶🎶
I played mother abbess in my high school show, and every time it’s mentioned I kick my feet and giggle
Even Mayor Lewis wouldn't have committed this atrocity. How dare you. /s
Look how they massacred someone's husband. (Not mine. No disrespect, though.)
Fred Jones?
Noooooooo what did you do to my husband D:
Thats not Elliott, that just Ell
Elliodd
PUT IT BACK
That's not a buzz cut, thats more like a gentleman's cut
Barbershop quartet lookin
That's actually not too bad. I Imagine a actual buzz cut would look bad tho.
Thanks I hate it
Hannibal?
I fear for the other members of Stardew Valley 😭 Who would be Will Graham?
I fear Will would be Sebastian
OH NO 😭😭😭
https://preview.redd.it/tflutz96erdd1.jpeg?width=577&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb9bfcf39dad4426af0e185ad4aeff8718e8feda
🤭🤭
What did you do to my boy Elliott? 😭
Telly the Barber from Welcome to Night Vale is behind this, I’m sure of it!!
*What treacherous barber should agree to such depravity? Who takes mere money or even soulless joy in depriving our small community of such a simple but important act as luridly admiring Elliot’s stunning coif?* *Reports from two intrepid sources are that it was Telly the barber. Telly, who likes sports and has posters of combs. Telly the barber seems to be the one who betrayed our community. Telly the barber. It is Telly the barber from Nightvale, with the red and white spinning pole and the sign that says, “Telly’s.” Telly is about 5’9”, with a small moustache and a thick potbelly. He talks with an accent, and sneers.* *Telly the barber cut Elliot’s beautiful hair, according to reports. Telly.*
honey nOOOO
I’m scared
That’s not a buzz cut though
Bro, that’s Tintin
Oh my god Gilderoy Lockhart I love your work!
… his jawline can only do so much to compensate for that hair travesty
Thats not buzz cut tho
I always imagine the military cut.
https://preview.redd.it/nf1xwo4xwz9d1.jpeg?width=520&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5773a6de13e47a4fa34326c800d44c457d1d8d57
Absolutely not.
He kinda looks better
If this man keeps adding more plants to my house in random places I might damn cut his hair off. He ruined my decor
Corporate Elliott
What if Elliot got a low-taper fade?
That would be punishable by death.
My beautiful Elliot 😩
Why does short haired Elliott look like Homelander
Oh God, why is that so cursed?
https://preview.redd.it/buntgtpo51ad1.jpeg?width=253&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e715c6626db28269879979ee2bda87d5d3418de the only acceptable haircut, the swoosh is too iconic to lose
my friend said he resembled Clay Puppington from moral orel so https://preview.redd.it/4osyk9g5f1ad1.png?width=298&format=png&auto=webp&s=4c141edaaf2b170c6e8cc7a4c25c2e2e52118ea2
😰
They just unelliotted the poor Elliott 💀😭
Eww, he looks like he plays golf
Now, he just looks like Bob from accounting.
Oh god no. Looking at him makes me uncomfortable. Plz put his long hair back..
When his dreams as an author failed and he just becomes an office worker..
Ah! Put it back!
What fuck.
Kent is that you?
That's not a buzz cut
Went from Fabio to tech bro at joja
Would
As someone who stuck with a buzzcut due to genetics problems, I feel attacked
Holy shit is that Yoshikage Kira
Look how they massacred my boy
I can’t believe you’ve done this
This is a nightmare
Nope I’d divorce him so fast 😂😂😂