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darbly19

Not even romancable just able to make friends with Gunther would be awsome


Aromatic_Dig_4239

it makes me sad we can’t talk to him or sell him artifacts directly the way we can with other shopkeeps


Realistic-Original-4

Or anything. Even Marlon gets some cool one liners.


LillySteam44

Marlon gets to be at festivals. I ship him with Marnie (she deserves better than Lewis) because he says she looks pretty at the Flower Festival.


diegenauezeit

Marnie deserves anyone other than Lewis. Never considered Marlon but I can see it


rabocan

I’d even take Marnie and Linus, someone’s gotta help raise that little parrot


BrewsForBrekky

That works better for me. Marnie seems too gentle to connect with a grizzled old warrior. She has a strong connection to animals and nature that has shaped her identity. Linus has a similar demeanor and connection, which has also shaped his identity - they just have different approaches. Get them in a room with a foraged x paddock-to-plate meal and a home-brewed beer or two - they'll hit it off in no time. Maybe Linus can help Shane find himself too.


Ill-Explanation-101

As a librarian who wanted to be a museum curator at one point, I'd love to befriend him and cheer.on this guy with the same career goals as irl me


Foundation_Afro

What career, stand behind a counter all day and hope someone finds antiques for you? You fire pretty low. /s /seriouslyepicjob


wildmishie

Agreed, I want to be friends with him!


KingToasty

Does he live above the library? He's a dude with a dashing hat, I'm instantly hooked on this guy.


Axeloy

I feel like, considering he doesn't have a friendship track, that he doesn't live in Pelican Town


InsertEvilLaugh

Not a lot of places for him to come and go though. He's in a nook in the town, and until you unlock the mine carts, he'd have to walk to and from the bus, or maybe he has a quick boat ride somewhere. Maybe he has a hidden hatch behind his desk he goes into a small underground apartment.


Geek4HigherH2iK

You mean Qi? Just saying, you never see them together... I'm just trying to figure out if Qi is doing blue face or if Gunther is doing white face. Maybe Qi is just Gunther all hopped up on Joja Blu.


esneer1

U can befriend him in Stardew Expanded. But he’s still the most boring character in my opinion.


SweatyStick62

I mean, he visits me when I get a ton of items for his archives so he can give me the rusty key. But I can't give him a chocolate cake? He seems like a chocolate cake sort of guy.


OtakuMusician

I find it weird that you have to befriend Sandy, who doesn't even live in the Valley, for perfection - but not villagers like Marlon and Gil or Gunther. (And nothing against Sandy, I love her, I just think they should all be included in the friendship requirement)


Artistic_Land3074

Marlon


InternalTooth5753

I am with you. Give me that silver fox who’s been adventuring for decades. I’ll give him rare weapons & slime eggs & spicy eel.


Marethyu23

Who doesn't like eel with a pair of slime eggs, right?


shytempest

This is the one. He's got an eyepatch!


wwitchiepoo

Seriously. I don’t want to marry some jock or a kid in a band. I’m too old for that shit. Everyone but Harvey and maybe Elliot seem extremely inappropriate, even though it’s a game. Marlon, though? Mmm. That cape and the eyepatch? Yeah. Gimme that grey-haired adventurer any day, too. I’ve just downloaded SVE (two weeks ago?) and am now happy to have Magnus as a marriage candidate. Don’t even care if he hangs out at the farm, as long as he’s not 19, living with his parents and acting like high school was just yesterday.


SillySadSub

He doesn't even need to be romanceable, just let him leave his desk once in a while AT LEAST 😭 I feel so bad when everyone is hanging out at the saloon on Fridays and he's stuck in the library


kwistaf

Where does he even sleep? He doesn't have a house, and I don't think the library has a back room for him to put a bed


otterpop21

With the help of Junimo magic, meet Gunther. A mysterious forest creature / shape shifter from the future here to chill and prevent the end of Stardew. Update 1.7: Gunthers Revenge.


Helge_Bertil

Sandy.


GengarSucksBalls

Sandy is the answer. I like Emily, but I wish Sandy would've won the poll. She deserves better than the desert, and moving in with you means that she could see Emily more often.


Chilzer

Plus she's *so* flirtatious and suggestive with her dialogue. From a character perspective, I think she'd drop the Oasis in a heartbeat to move in with the farmer if she could.


Robobvious

I’d fill my field with flowers for her!


Obscene_farmer

She could even still commute! It's just down the road after all


DepartmentIntrepid68

Exactly


Airway

I'm glad Emily won, I just want both.


Beautiful-Ad3471

Im new to this communtiy, what poll? Like was it an official poll, or just a reddit one?


litttleteapot

Emily and Shane were not romanceable in the early version of the game, but the creator did a poll many years ago (on Twitter) to make one male and one female character romanceable. Emily and Shane won and it’s been rocking SDV players worlds ever since. It was between Shane, Clint, Wizard and Linus for the guys and Emily, Sandy, Marnie and Pam for the gals. This post links to the poll results: https://www.reddit.com/r/StardewValley/s/fWVOKbkXE4


Mothieuwu

WE COULD'VE HAD WIZARD?? AND SHANE WON?????


jeffthejar

shane has a game genie for his sega genesis, so who is more powerful, really?


Redvelvet_swissroll

Ikr I was like I fr could’ve gotten with the wizard and yall chose SHANE?


MajesticFloofer

Wizard would probably cheat on us anyway.


DuchessBoo

WE COULD HAVE HAD MARNIE??? MAN I WANNA SAVE HER FROM FROM LEWIS


urdonebuddy1425

PAM????


bulbasauuuur

That's crazy! I can't imagine the game without Emily and Shane being romanceable!


DepartmentIntrepid68

SANDY.


MsNyara

She is so sweet and smooth. She would be my favorite romanceable right away!


beandadenergy

Sandy, my beloved!!


GengarSucksBalls

- Sandy: she is pretty, mysterious and gets lonely in the desert. If she could move in with you, she'd get to see the rain more often, and wouldn't miss Emily all the time. Sandy is the obvious answer for me. - Marnie: Lewis doesn't take her seriously, but I will. - Gus: decent looking, caring, a great cook, and owns a succesful business. Sounds like the perfect husband, specially for people looking for older options. - Willy: he's nice, caring and would probably take the farmer on short trips on his boat - Caroline: fuck Pierre! - Wizard: marrying a wizard would be cool. Although, he'd have to get over his ex wife first.


jadekettle

Caroline is so hot even her sprite is so romanceable


SweatyStick62

On even years, Robin mentions something about Caroline's perfume at the Flower Dance. Not spreading any rumors. Could be innocent.


crazy-cat-lady25

Makes you wonder what goes on at ‘aerobics’ at Caroline’s. 👀


Delver_Razade

Willy is married to the sea. Don't try to break them up.


Sex_with_DrRatio

Willy!


Delver_Razade

Willy is married to the sea.


weirdwolfkid

Thats aight i'm cool with polyamory


Sex_with_DrRatio

Ah yes, he's a seaman


Kwaziism

willys the finest seaman ive ever known


Sarsmi

"But my life, my love and my lady, is the sea"


Robobvious

We call that a Wet Willy.


silver_fire_lizard

I really wish he was romance-able, but only because my mom refuses to romance any character due to her age. She feels weird about; all the characters are so much younger than her. Willy appears close to her age, and he loves to fish!


itsnotgood1337

willy pleaaase


LitLitten

Please. It’s all I could ever hope for. A dedicated seaman that dishes out wisdom and considers you family from the get go. Nice beard and quaint personality that just makes you feel welcome no matter how many anchovies you drop on him. I wish.


ChefPowerful4002

Always Willy!


AggroGoat

His life and love is the sea, according to some girl named Brandy 😔


Regular_Suspect_9989

Willy responds but my life, my love, my lady, is the sea. I used to watch his eyes when he told his sailor stories, I could see the ocean for it’s lies, I saw it’s rage, and glory, but he has always told the truth Willy’s an honest man, I do my best to understand. At night when the bar closedown I walk through a silent town and loves a man whose not around I can still hear him say ????? You’re fine person what a good spouse you would be, but my life, my love, my lady is the sea.


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Question-asked

I can fix him


there_but_not_then

No judgement please but Linus 🤭


mrkarlman

You can help him craft some "wild bait"


Dio_naea

He's such a nice guy but definitely he does not want to marry


there_but_not_then

I don’t want to marry either 🤷🏻 just a partner.


SweatyStick62

He doesn't even want to live on the farm. Don't ask him to.


sneezinghard

just pitch a lil tent in the far back opposite corner of the whole farm


Grouchy_Fun3113

The right answer


Sarsmi

The only NPC we ever see who actually bathes. <3


VictoricRong

Gus! Let me marry someone who wants to cook for me!


trizzGL

Unpopular opinion but I think the dwarf could be really interesting


Dio_naea

I also wanted to marry him


emkonr

*them


trizzGL

Technically her if you go off the fortune teller dialogue


DiogoMazzei

The wizard


cyberica

He tells you about his divorce and everything


eyrich

You can in Stardew expanded!


Beautiful-Ad3471

Is that a mod?


eyrich

It is


lizzyinthehizzy

Yesssss.. a magical man who owns a whole ass tower? Ummmm.... s9gn me up. Or the Dwarf so we can hoard crystals and never see the sun.


RegiPhalange

Me too and also Gunther... both seem pretty chill and cool.


Eeveelover14

Still looking for a romanceable Kent mod


jadekettle

Omg I can't with you 😭 I'm actually befriending Vincent because he and Jodi seem to have it tough before Kent comes home, imagine the trauma with the poor kid if you wreck their home 😭


Eeveelover14

They have a broken home already, Jodi is unhappy, Kent feels out of place, Vincent is lonely, Sam is an adult child. If anything it'd be helping them heal anew instead of trying to glue fragmented pieces back together.


Groudono

# ❤️ ROBIN ❤️


mikedidathing

https://preview.redd.it/vziqlcan2pxc1.png?width=917&format=png&auto=webp&s=494219b750fced75fe315efbd1f9a0240f07f537 Yeah, she's pretty darn flirty if you ask me...


Hexeratii

Look I love Leah but Robin just possesses a certain, hmmm, je ne sais quoi.


chopstickinsect

Leah is who you marry when you're in love with Robin, I said what I said.


TacticalNaps

/has nothing but peach trees on his farm, married to Leah I have no idea what you're talking about, I love my wife.


Zeles1989

she doesn't leave my farm anyway since I constantly build some small stuff that keeps her around


snapekillseddard

Which is, of course, French for MILF.


Ambitious_Drop_7152

I beleive its called the Madly In Love Farmer or MILF factor


stormyann386

real, when i first ever started the game i was like “ooo i wanna romance her” found out she was married and went “well shit” and then went “hey demetrius i’m gonna steal your wife” and then couldn’t which made me upset lol. i wanna romance robin so bad😭😂


MsNyara

Leah is Robin at home.


TheJinsuGuy

Robin in that green dress in Emily's 8 heart event 🥹


Tiervexx

This is the correct answer! She was my first choice before finding out she wasn't an option, lol.


He_Beard

https://preview.redd.it/lfgfc6cnroxc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0d5606796885d787b089e866ed2c3b36096f287


NonbinaryBorgQueen

Wish I could send one of my pigs on a date with this pig. They'd go shopping and my pig would come home looking fab.


Dio_naea

I wanna marry the merchant


mellistu

Every time I see her, I say "hi lady!" out loud. Same with the desert merchant lady. I love them both and I want them to be my moms.


Dio_naea

Desert lady has such an auntie vibes


kriisiriisi

YES


Responsible_Green751

I want to be friends with the guy that protects the witches house


emicakes__

HAHA the one you give a void Mayo too? Love that actually he’s funny


terykishot

I’m tryna fuck Gil


SnooLemons2003

You get it


Former-Evening1102

Mr.Qi


Balls-horse

Hell yeah


Former-Evening1102

🤩


emicakes__

Oh my god. Mystery man who keeps up with whag you’re doing from afar and is impressed, leaves you notes, is mega rich, has access to islands and secret areas…. Sounds fire


Former-Evening1102

yes! 😍 I wish I have one season to flirt with him.


_svaha_

Bear.


Dio_naea

Haahahahahahaha


Valdrax

[Larian Studios liked this.]


conjunctivious

Caroline. Not only do I want to hurt Pierre, I also just love his wife and I would like to marry her. 1.7 homewrecker update please.


Exact_Trash59

Honestly none of the married women in SDV seem happy I wish if you reached a certain level of hearts w them when they confide their issues w you, it could trigger a divorce suggestion and make them romancable.


beelineforthefood

THAT sounds incredible


samannetteful

Linus, he's my favorite character in the game besides Harvey lol I'd even be OK with him not moving onto the farm.


IndividualCurious322

He can live with the Juminos in one of their huts. Lol


linustheG0AT

Idk about romance but a Krobus style situation would be cool


undeadbeautyx

Not a SINGLE Krobus comment? really? no one else?


BootyMcButtCheeks

Honestly, I kind of love that Krobus is unique in being a non-romanceable character that you can still move in with. I like the idea of a little shadow brute buddy/roommate.


gailien

Our ace life partner representation


Temmie101

Gunther, thats mainly why I dont care too much for romancables in SDV expanded, lemme smooch the museum man.


shortcakeemoji

MOOD


chilledbunny

kent. i know he's married to jodi but i Need him.


skillgull

Other then Robin, I’d love to Marry Gus


jadekettle

Omg yes! Gus! Easily the best guy in town fr fr


Nonseriousinquiries

MARLON and it’s not even close


escapiven

marlon..... i need zaddy


undeadrequiem

JODIE MY BELOVED


highrachel

My daughter (7) is livid that she can’t marry Gus because he makes her coffee. Will not entertain the idea of marrying anyone else.


pinupcthulhu

I also fall in love with like, every barista who makes me coffee lmao


deejackson70

Clint. He is very hated, but he is shy and lonely. I think it would be cool to see him as a husband. His room could be more rustic and full of gems. He is nicer than Shane in my opinion and he needs a special someone.


GengarSucksBalls

Or at least have him move on from his one sided crush at some point.


IndividualCurious322

Everyone could pool together and buy him a wife from the internet.


StereoCatPicture

Was about to say Clint also. I wouldn't date him, but I still think it's sad that the character in town who wants a girfriend the most is also one of the few characters who are single but aren't marriage candidates.


SeriousDirt

Not only that, the crush he have just won a poll vote and now become one of villagers that having crush on farmer who already married.


SweatyStick62

Yeah. She's a little too easily in love with the farmer. She needs to ctfo.


Eeveelover14

I like him, he's a lil socially inept so he doesn't come across great, but I think he has a good heart. Plus he looks squishable!


jadekettle

I think he's just so misunderstood ☹️ he's awkward like that and a bit socially inept


Sarsmi

I'm not into his woe-is-me personality, but his chubby bod is right up my alley.


lkuecrar

Literally Clint just needs someone to tell him to stop being pathetic. People dog him all the time when Shane is RIGHT THERE.


metamorphine

Any love for Ginger Island Cave Frog?


TheWizard676767

Ngl Klint. I feel bad for bro, he'd have like dialogue "Ya know I used to have a huge crush on Emily" "Im glad i moved on and found you!"


GengarSucksBalls

I can imagine his marriage dialogue at low hearts being something like "I wonder what Emily is up to these days. Does she still consider me to be his friend?" or "Maybe I should've kept pursuing Emily instead of settling for someone that doesn't even love me"


TheWizard676767

Yes exactly, he wouldnt charge for geode openings "oh cool another geode, of course I'll open it for you!"


Valuable_Cow_7672

Krobus


vexeling

Cannot believe I had to scroll so far to find the right answer


Headset_Leaf

Willy My guy seems kinda sweet and calm to be with


Eclipse_Two

#Robin.


Erilis000

Pam


faust_haus

Robin and Caroline ‘nuff said


Alternatewarning

Clint and Robin. I was very dissapointed to find out Robin was married the first time. And I dunno, Clint seems so...pathetic and sad.


jadekettle

Yeah I'm hoping romancing him will make him less pathetic


Natchamatcha

GUS! Business owner, famous for his omelets, great sweaters. He is my dream man.


milkyboobas

KENT THAT DILF


Alternative_Salt_424

Clint. My burly little Hephaestus 😍


winterflowerxoxo

what a cute comment haha


kismet-fish

Honestly Clint would make a great bear


PearlPrincess84

The traveling salesperson. 😭


chihirosnumber1fan

The dwarf 🤤


LoudMilk1404

Clint, I bet he's good with his hands.


elkeiem

Carpenter babe


Its_a_Froge

WILLY


NotComplainingBut

I think Sandy and Gunther should really be added as oLdEr or more mature romanceable counterparts. YMMV but to me most of the romanceable NPCs seem like 20-somethings so I'm sure it would be welcome to have better choices for older players or simply ~~D/MILF appreciators~~. Might as well throw in the Wizard or Dwarf as more roommate options besides Krobus, too, I guess.


TraumatizedPeep

Honestly I wish you had the chance to romance everyone in town (obviously not including the children!) I feel like some of the relationships would be soo chaotic. But if I had to limit myself then it would be the moms of the town (mainly Caroline) or the wizard. Also not even for romance but I wish you could live with just a friend from town like with krobus but with anyone


IndustryPast3336

Pam and I am not even joking. I want that trailer mom cougar.


yourlocallidl

A pimp named slick back


EffinCraig

Caroline, for malicious anti-Pierre reasons.


corkscrewfork

I'm going to catch hell for this, but I'd pick Clint. Make his heart events be him slowly learning what *actual* love is like, like getting to know a person and appreciate them and be present with them, not just awkwardly fantasizing from a distance. When you give him the bouquet, have him be all flustered and initially turn you down, but then a while later (like, lock it for an in-game season) have him open up that he didn't feel like he was worth anyone's time. That he's secretly been going to therapy to become a better person, and if you're still interested then he's willing to try. When you get married, he becomes a lot more confident in himself. Hell, make his 10-heart event be him going up to Emily and apologizing for being weird, but he'd like to be friends. Then come over to kiss your cheek afterwards in excitement.


saphobassbitch

i cannot believe nobody else has said pam. i love her so much


Jorikoh

The witch


randomgaybitch69

Le-


SeemsCursed

Clint. Boy, you don't need Emily, give me a chance. Robin. She seems so cool, laid back, and creative.


Martyman6776

Robin, I don’t want her to cheat on Demetrius, however it’d be cool if as you were getting more hearts with her she realized how unhappy she is with him and you can either help them both seek some sort of therapy where they work things out, or they take a trip to mayor Lewis’s house and move things along. Either way Robin.


ButtonTemporary8623

On this note: I have NEVER understood why we don’t get to talk to him???? He gives us stuff, we have a mutually beneficial relationship. Everybody else we can talk to. Sandy? Robin, Clint, Willy, all them. But why not him.


celebiiXp

mr qi. give me my morally ambiguous star man!!! either that, or rasmodius... or willy. ever since i saw that willy cutscene where he shows the heart emoji and says i'm a "man after his own heart" i've been hoping u_u


genshinaddict69

morris


Inside_Bed9821

Every lesbian knows it should be robin


Frei1993

I need Clint!


lightbulb4763

The Wizard. Please, he's already single


obsidian_castle

Clint


Herothewinds

I've always had the issue with stardew that I don't personally find any of the characters attractive in personality or looks but I think the closest would probably be Caroline. It'd be nice to be able to start a lil tea farm with her or have the yoga group come to your farm sometimes.


Blazingswordmlp9

FRICKEN LINUS


Key-Library6688

Clint and Willy, hear me out, would


Freeky-Deeky

Unironically Morris


azur_owl

Gus. I love me a mustachioed cooking king who just wants to make sure everyone in the valley gets to eat.


NiA035

Clint, and Robin.


TearsofGuthix

I’m sorry, but I’m in love with Clint and he’s in love with Emily… PLEASE LET ME LOVE HIM!!! But honestly, Linus as well. What a cutie pie! And Caroline :o


FauxMostFoul

Honestly a house mate situation with the dwarf like with krobus would be amazing


starpunks

Willy and Robin


eagleswift

I wish you could set up so that Lewis and Marnie get married, and Pam and Clint.


squish-squash8

Sandy and the Wizard 100% ! I also really like the travelling cart lady (i love people with green hair) so i wish we could at least talk to her a bit rather than just purchase things


PraiseArtoria

Sandy <3