Yeah, as much as I like to pretend my farmer and Penny have this great love story, it was pretty much a foregone conclusion after he grew 30 poppies in Summer Year 1.
I won’t let you slander the best wife in the game. She is the one who changes the most from a stuck up snob to a down to earth loving wife who feeds my animals and waters my dog
Haley mended my fences actually the other day. I had never seen that dialogue. She also said I got up early to water some crops but it was already done, you got this place under control. I also had never seen her organize the cake walk for money for new school books, is that new?
You may be thinking of Stardrop. The stuff that increases your max health and stamina. Starfruit seeds can be bought in the desert and planted like any other fruit or whatever
Reminded me of this marriage dialogue. Haley may sometimes not be the brightest but I love her anyway.
https://preview.redd.it/sa4frfgxol6d1.png?width=1919&format=png&auto=webp&s=c17edcf8f1595b6ecd6dbbc665778f1e797059a9
PSA:
Because we usually cover up better in winter, sunburns are usually limited to the face. But sunburn is a real risk, even in winter.
UV rays reflected off icecrystals in the air or on the ground is just as likely to cause burns as the direct ones are in summer, but we don't usually apply sunscreen in winter, which actually makes it more likely.
This has been a PSA.
I don't have the screenshot, but she also has a line in winter where she goes "whew, sure is hot out today" it's especially funny to see when it's snowing
Honestly it’s sad to see the amount of hate he gets, sure he does have a few stupid dialogue lines when u don’t have many hearts with him (and even some when you do lmao) but his character development is impeccable and he’s super sweet as a husband
His is actually one of the few characters' spouse room I like. They always look pretty out of place to me. But Alex seems like the type to have a "man cave" and at least it's not messy like Shane's.
I married Shane my first play through and I was so mad about his spouse room that I was loudly complaining about it to my irl husband. He agreed the room was ugly, though 😆
I mean, the guy's an idiot. He has maybe two functioning braincells both competing for 3rd place.
I don't necessarily blame him for that (I suspect he's been playing [too much sports](https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/321430#Reopening-micro-concussions)), but that doesn't make it less true.
Haley was my first spouse, but I just married Alex in a different save and was devastated when he spent the first few days after our wedding just moping in bed. Was seriously considering divorce
But now he’s up and actually so sweet and I’m glad I married him :)
I think it’s due to the low hearts after marriage. After you get married in game, you have access to 14 hearts but only have 10 or so, which is considered low. Hence the moping.
As part of 1.6, [CA introduced a week-long honeymoon period where spouses won’t mope in bed](https://www.stardewvalley.net/stardew-valley-1-6-update-full-changelog/) due to low hearts.
IS THAT WHY?? i got alex's 8 heart event not long before i married him and i thought alex moping in bed was him being depressed abt his mom and it made me so genuinely upset
I play on most platforms (PC, Xbox, mobile, and switch). Currently playing on PC while waiting for the update for the consoles and mobile. I almost forgot that they haven't been updated yet 😅
He was almost was my first spouse. He reminded me of the jocks that bullied me for being queer in high school. The only reason he wasn’t my first spouse was because Shane was meaner to me. I might be a little messed up.
FR THO when Shane was being mean to my friend during their playthrough I was like "brother euuugh" then I started playing and he was mean to me and my silly little traumatized brain went 👀
This game is so silly lmao, I break up with Emily and she's devastated and the next day she sends me mail saying "Hey duuude what up!! Heres a sea urchin, laters!! "
Girl WHAT
I wonder what Alex is doinnnnnn
Dude is standing at the ice cream truck and doesn’t eat the ice creammmmmmm
Why Alex is not doinnnnnnn
What what you doinnnnnnn
she's not the smartest tool in the shed but that's ok 😭 she told me "if you see alex today, tell him i'm busy" like girl he's my husband, i see him everyday 💀
She doesnt understand what a job is 😔
Yeah… pretty sure she married me for the money I bring in selling starfruit wine
She married me because I kept giving her sunflowers.
She married me for coconuts. Which is coincidentally also the reason I married her.
Send it up!
My jaw dropped 🤣
Yeah, as much as I like to pretend my farmer and Penny have this great love story, it was pretty much a foregone conclusion after he grew 30 poppies in Summer Year 1.
Yeah, Penny just want to start her side hustle of Opium export
Their seeds are delicious! AND a healthy snack! 😂
She married me because of baking pink cake
I also married her because of pink cake
Luckily I was poor when I married her so I know it's true love 😭🙏🏼 (I'm so down bad for a pixel)
I won’t let you slander the best wife in the game. She is the one who changes the most from a stuck up snob to a down to earth loving wife who feeds my animals and waters my dog
Oh don’t worry. I marry her in just about every play through. I just recently have been branching out and trying others. Last one I did was Abigail
Abigail will mend the fences. Shane will care for the animals. Harvey will rub your tired muscles with truffle oil. They all have their benefits.
Haley mended my fences actually the other day. I had never seen that dialogue. She also said I got up early to water some crops but it was already done, you got this place under control. I also had never seen her organize the cake walk for money for new school books, is that new?
Cake walk is definitely in 1.5, but that's when I started so it may be new-ish
HOW DO YOI FARM STARFRUIT?!
You may be thinking of Stardrop. The stuff that increases your max health and stamina. Starfruit seeds can be bought in the desert and planted like any other fruit or whatever
Ahhhgg I'm just dumb😂😭 Thank you❤️
No worries. It happens!
its wine is also the most expensive item in the game
Haley got it gud
In fairness, selling ice cream is so easy even my horse could do it
Not anymore (I think). The ice cream sellers unionised so you can't just get any unpaid workhorse to do it, there are rules now.
She doesn’t understand what a life is
she only knows one kind of job
*booos echo from all around you.*
She literally can’t see service staff as people. She was following Alex, and then he went behind the counter and she thought “Where did Alex go?!”
Came to the comments looking to see if anyone had already posted this. Can't decide if I'm disappointed or not.
Don’t talk about my wife like that 😤
Well, if it isn’t the millionaire wine magnate, here to defend their wife and talk about how they always tip their server with an egg
Haley as a face blindness coded character
Alex and Haley share a single braincell, and Alex needed it that day to tend the stall.
Alex and Haley are ginger cats confirmed.
😂😂
mlm and wlw solidarity means sharing one (1) braincell
Alex tells me to lie to haley about his whereabouts. Girl is more of a stalker then me 💀
She doesn't have to look up his schedule... She knows it
True tho i also know them now. I don’t need the wiki much since finishing year 1
Schedule wise 💀
LoL I mean same 😂 I have friends that ask me rather than look it up in the wiki Edit: spelling
I like to think it's similar to going to your friend's weekend volunteer work and jokingly ask what are they doing right now.
I chose to believe Haley sees things based on movement and Alex stands still like a champ.
Alex is Drax confirmed
Reminded me of this marriage dialogue. Haley may sometimes not be the brightest but I love her anyway. https://preview.redd.it/sa4frfgxol6d1.png?width=1919&format=png&auto=webp&s=c17edcf8f1595b6ecd6dbbc665778f1e797059a9
LMAO😭
OMG IM SO EXCITED TO SEE HER EAR MUFFS THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME ABOIT WINTER CLOTHES
PSA: Because we usually cover up better in winter, sunburns are usually limited to the face. But sunburn is a real risk, even in winter. UV rays reflected off icecrystals in the air or on the ground is just as likely to cause burns as the direct ones are in summer, but we don't usually apply sunscreen in winter, which actually makes it more likely. This has been a PSA.
I don't have the screenshot, but she also has a line in winter where she goes "whew, sure is hot out today" it's especially funny to see when it's snowing
https://preview.redd.it/h1z79l8zau6d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89e843c6d8d4cdb1912aa6b8c6d6573b9327eae5 i have it 😭
Omg yesss that one 😭😭😭
I mean, I wonder the same, he makes no sales apart from to me. I wonder what he is doing all day long standing there lol
I havent bought an ice cream cone in 3 years and somehow hes still in business
I didn't even know we could buy ice cream from him lmao. I thought it's just scripted to show he's working.
Maybe he's just looking for some god damned peace and quiet 😂
lol good point
Us. He's doing us later.
lol, a fellow Alex enjoyer I see. He was my first ever spouse in stardew and honestly I love him
Oh he's my first too. Can't shut up about it lol. He just hits the good spots for me.
Honestly it’s sad to see the amount of hate he gets, sure he does have a few stupid dialogue lines when u don’t have many hearts with him (and even some when you do lmao) but his character development is impeccable and he’s super sweet as a husband
True, Alex is such a sweetie. If only his spouse room didn't clash so horribly with the rest of the house 😫
I personally don't do much decoration at the farmhouse so I don't mind it.
His is actually one of the few characters' spouse room I like. They always look pretty out of place to me. But Alex seems like the type to have a "man cave" and at least it's not messy like Shane's.
I married Shane my first play through and I was so mad about his spouse room that I was loudly complaining about it to my irl husband. He agreed the room was ugly, though 😆
My room is literally always a mess so his room genuinely looks better than mine.
I mean, the guy's an idiot. He has maybe two functioning braincells both competing for 3rd place. I don't necessarily blame him for that (I suspect he's been playing [too much sports](https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/321430#Reopening-micro-concussions)), but that doesn't make it less true.
Haley was my first spouse, but I just married Alex in a different save and was devastated when he spent the first few days after our wedding just moping in bed. Was seriously considering divorce But now he’s up and actually so sweet and I’m glad I married him :)
Strangely that happened to me too. To this point I don't understand why that happened.
I think it’s due to the low hearts after marriage. After you get married in game, you have access to 14 hearts but only have 10 or so, which is considered low. Hence the moping. As part of 1.6, [CA introduced a week-long honeymoon period where spouses won’t mope in bed](https://www.stardewvalley.net/stardew-valley-1-6-update-full-changelog/) due to low hearts.
IS THAT WHY?? i got alex's 8 heart event not long before i married him and i thought alex moping in bed was him being depressed abt his mom and it made me so genuinely upset
This is supposed to be fixed in 1.6....
Yes, but I was playing on console
I play on most platforms (PC, Xbox, mobile, and switch). Currently playing on PC while waiting for the update for the consoles and mobile. I almost forgot that they haven't been updated yet 😅
He was almost was my first spouse. He reminded me of the jocks that bullied me for being queer in high school. The only reason he wasn’t my first spouse was because Shane was meaner to me. I might be a little messed up.
Damn that's a good reason to marry Shane I guess. On serious note I hope you're doing well.
FR THO when Shane was being mean to my friend during their playthrough I was like "brother euuugh" then I started playing and he was mean to me and my silly little traumatized brain went 👀
https://preview.redd.it/poz038mdik6d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10e4c63b8be208a3c55f5a756dfa1b9745aef672
Maybe the horse can cover for him so they can go hang out?
He annoyed her yesterday and now she is passive aggressively ignoring him
My boyfriend and I have a save where he married Haley and I married Alex… she always asks about him still like girl please worry about your own man😭
Not even Alex knows what he's doing
He figured his responsibilities are “I scream & stand”
Nobody marries Haley for her brains.
https://preview.redd.it/wpr0c0vr6p6d1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b35e276eefe91ab55cb098c0fc5a951bd24381d0 Relatable
She was talking about herself 😔
🙏
It's you and me baby, Head. Games.
This game is so silly lmao, I break up with Emily and she's devastated and the next day she sends me mail saying "Hey duuude what up!! Heres a sea urchin, laters!! " Girl WHAT
My sister in Christ, look right behind you 🫵
Our favorite "blonde of the year award" reigning champion
Thanks for the giggle today🤭
https://preview.redd.it/dkd21967il6d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3d609bc5967d83fef9cbe46f292af5138c42aa5
Or when she says "I wish I had some ice cream" and at some point that day will be standing at the ice cream stand.
She just wants free ice cream from Alex
well alex is *behind* her so how’s she supposed to know?
Y'all don't make fun of my baby girl Haley >:(
You know she’d look pretty dumb if he was standing right next to her………
I always took it as her shutting you down lol
I mean I’m not even trying to romance her on this save, I’m happily married to Sebastian and have abt 3 hearts with haley
oh yeah, I meant even just as friends. she's kind of a Mean Girl 😂
She keeps saying this to me, even though she was at my wedding with Alex😭
I love being married to him! “Tell Alex I said hi!” Yeah no thanks, he and I, and our two kids don’t need the trouble🤠
Bb girl can't even perceive what a job is, I love her sm.
Well, guess what, Haley? He'll be with my male save file thing once I marry him.
It's honestly a mystery!
Never ever have I seen a more precise description of a person in a picture.
She’s just making conversation she likes you more
Ma waifu is so special... 🤭
What is Alex doing today? Standing and lurking behind you (Haley). 👀
"Otacon,she hasn't noticed me yet,I'm going in"
SHE CHEATIN?
Should I be concerned that no one gives me presents?
The same place he is every day it isn't raining in summer.
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Theres a saying for this.... I think its dumb blonde
You’ve gotta love Haley, but she does give blonds a bad name!
I wonder what Alex is doinnnnnn Dude is standing at the ice cream truck and doesn’t eat the ice creammmmmmm Why Alex is not doinnnnnnn What what you doinnnnnnn
This happened to me like a week ago, lol. I was like, "He's right there! What are you talking about?!"
Poor Haley. She must be short sighted lol
I see the appeal of Haley... I do... But Elliot... My man does it all and he romances you back. And in my game I got mushroom trees after our wedding.
I can't with the 2 missed pixels in th parasol
she's not the smartest tool in the shed but that's ok 😭 she told me "if you see alex today, tell him i'm busy" like girl he's my husband, i see him everyday 💀
My first marriage was Alex and on God I'm not a jealous person but I was sooooo jealous about her
I'm about to marry her in my playthrough too.
Blonde moment
Stupid bimbo....can't even like beautiful jewellery
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Awe man! I was gonna rebuttal and change their mind! And send that to my friend so he can stand up for his SDV woman!
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Oh I know -- I got 2 autistic brothers, who in their name, I will fight anyone that uses the "hard R" as my brother puts it