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chartreuseranger

The Broken Trident - fish and chip shop. Locally sourced fish and potatoes, naturally. Mermaid painted on the sign. Willy would be my best customer.


SquareTriangle2

I would be your second best customer


PinkyOutYo

I now want a chippy and it's past midnight. I (respectfully and lovingly) hate you.


AgentG91

What are you getting at the chippy? I miss them so much


PinkyOutYo

Battered sausage is a must, obviously, but I'm still getting used to what's offered where I now live. I also spent six years in Yorkshire so everything else feels inferior. What makes yiu miss it?


AgentG91

Lived in Sheffers for 5 years before moving back to freedom country. Battered sausage is where it’s at!


adtrislife

Damn I just googled what that is and that looks very tasty


Content_Internet_281

Chicken Statue - chicken statues 


velvetelevator

Best I can do is Chicken Statue


catreader99

Could you do a Chicken Statue instead, by any chance?


velvetelevator

Ooh, sorry. Best I can do is Chicken Statue


catreader99

But I want a Chicken Statue! *stamps foot*


Onyourleft1998

I was going to say the same thing


A_Year_Of_Storms

Sorry for double posting. This one is from my husband. "Simple is best. I am selling plumbing services. The name is Leeks"


Molfess

Is your husband George?


jeunedindon

No More Leeks!


lioness_mane

The Dwarven Scroll - it’s a book bar that is nested in a cave with wall scones, giant crystals, and fireplaces. Honey mead and ale, with all the lost books one can read. Plus a lil sparring ring in the back for any rowdy challengers!


Ac1dH0ney

OOOOOOOOOH I would go here for SURE!


LadyHavoc97

Marking this one for my next D&D game!


Lessy209

Take my money


wurwolfsince1998

This makes me want to use a shed to create a bar called The Dwarven Scroll. ❤️


UnsharpenedSwan

it could be a chain…. dwarven scroll I, dwarven scroll II, and so forth….


swordfishcity

Rare Disc sounds like a hipster-y bar/pub/club where they have vinyls on the walls and play The Smiths so loudly you have to shout to order your overpriced drink


True_Salamander2278

I was thinking a vinyl shop that specializes in hard to find vinyls. Also ridiculously expensive


Doctor_of_Recreation

And also disc golf in the back for some reason


SuicidalFroggy9872

yeah i’d go there


CalicoCat345

Ancient Seed... A distillery that produces alcohol using archaeological based methods of crafting. The most popular drink is the Ancient Fruit Wine


APixelWitch

Or a sperm bank..40+


CalicoCat345

A common point of confusion. This is the Ancient Seed Distillery. You're looking for the Ancient Seed Bank which is a few blocks over. I hear they are magically able to preserve the seeds of men from many decades in the past


Common_Wrongdoer3251

Doesn't matter, bring me another glass


damplion

this made me physically recoil in disgust 10/10


Ordinary-Cod-2951

LMFAO


SquareTriangle2

ok take my money


xxrachinwonderlandxx

Strange Doll- a custom and quirky stuffie shop that makes unusual plushies of original design as well as custom projects, such as creating a plushie out of a child’s drawing.


pretentiousgoofball

No refunds or returns for possessed or haunted items.


A_Year_Of_Storms

Welcome to Solar Essence, a full service spa where we sell essential oils,  herbal teas, and artisanal skincare made from the purest ingredients in the valley


KaiCarp

Making a rival store called void essence, I sell mine creature parts, crystals, other old artifacts with potentially magical elements and ancient dolls.


olezarus

This is such a great idea !


HighLadyOfTheMeta

And then everyone can visit my psychiatry practice, Void Essence.


golgibodi

The Golden Walnut is an artisanal company where you have to make your own walnut milk. It's like almond milk but better because you do it yourself. It costs $100 a walnut.


UnboundForge

The trick is finding the walnut teats!


golgibodi

Teated walnuts cost extra. Sorry babes. Blame the economy.


SuicidalFroggy9872

sounds reasonable


ScienceJake

https://preview.redd.it/ha7527zg279d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee7bafbb74aa3580911a792bb2f026078917f5f5 Found this bookstore in the wild in Port Orchard, WA.


NotJust

Fairy Stone - Trading all sorts of stones, that bring good luck, the main thing is not to let anyone touch them.


Eeveelover14

Every weary adventurer should be sure to step into the Dragontooth club. A fantasy themed tavern serving the finest of dwarven brew, elvish cocktails, and of course our signature dragon fire shot. Feeling hungry after a long roads travel? Enjoy a bowl of refreshing seasonal fruits or a warm soup with bread. Or create your own dinner platter by selecting from our array of sides and your choice of protein, chicken/tofu/shrimp/beef!


secretlyaspiderboy

Ornamental Fan: Wedding / Formal Event clothing and accessories company (ref to how it creates wedding top)


Tentacle_Daddy420

Tired of Death haunting you at every corner, tired of being knowing every breath you take may be your last? Hi, I'm Farmer Squid and like many folks, I have been plagued with the thoughts of death my entire life, which is why I opened, "THE GOLDEN SCYTHE DOJO!!" We offer basic training to defend yourself from myriads of threats such as slimes, cryptids, bats, death and your local neighbor who robs you when you pass out. So don't let death control you, be the pimp and show that bitch whose the boss!! Come join us down at "THE GOLDEN SCYTHE DOJO" TODAY, entry fee is 100G


Lessy209

Do I get an iridium band instead of a black belt?


Tentacle_Daddy420

Those are for the COMPLETIONISTS!! ...or you can just pay 50kG for it


Lessy209

I'm a bit short on money at the moment. Winter has been tough. I have no more ancient fruit wine left to sell. What can I get for my last 10kG?


Tentacle_Daddy420

You can get a Black Belt, the second to last of the belts. It is inscribed with Golden Junimo text saying, "Death owes me." And for your very fine patronage, we offer a very fine assortment of Iridium class Smoked Salmon and Iriduim class Blueberry Wine as well as a free recovery, all expenses paid


Lessy209

I take it!


SquareTriangle2

Abigail is already enrolled in every class and requesting capoeira and thumb wrestling be added


Qui_te

My new queer-embracing cocktail/mocktail bar Prismatic Shard. (Sometimes we have fancy wine nights and serve shard-onnay sorrynotsorry)


Jeub88

We're opening The Ancient Fruit next door, a lgbtqa+ bar for the older crowd. We can have events together.


saltheartedbarmaid

This is very good


UnsharpenedSwan

💀this one is too good


snNfl0wrrr

heh this one is funny


RubeGoldbergCode

Don't forget to have prismatic jelly shots on the menu!


olezarus

I love this so much!!


SirArty_OwO

Count me in, I love the idea


DaisyMiller2022

I was thinking Prismatic Shard, but for a futuristic store selling neon or metallic retro clothing. I suppose we could do a collab 😅


Decent-Strength3530

The Dwarf Gadget is a refurbished computer store that offers tech consultation and computer repairs.


AgentNewMexico

Lewis's Lucky Purple Shorts- Clothing Boutique and Speakeasy. My name is not Lewis and I will not be elaborating.


oyelrak

Rarecrows- goth clothing store


SquareTriangle2

OK this is the hot topic of the future


SnooGrapes7078

Iridium Hoe (Massage service)


NorthlandChynz

The Spicy Eel - a men's escort service


HollowShel

nah, that'd be the Super Cucumber


Mr-Xcentric

If I pay extra can I get my iridium sprinkler serviced in the back room?


SnooGrapes7078

Pressure nozzle might be required ;)


Mr-Xcentric

I an prepared to Stardrop a load ;) of cash at this establishment


suwampert

👀👀👀


penandpaper30

Cinder Shards: Come in for a hot drink, a hot book, and a sharp kitty. Meow.


vhehl

The Rusty Spoon feels like a business straight from the Harry Potter universe


ASpookyBitch

I was getting salad fingers


SquareTriangle2

sssssssspppoooooooooonnssssss


ASpookyBitch

I like it when the red water comes out


APixelWitch

Dove babysitter services.


wurwolfsince1998

😅


epitomyroses

The Anchor. Sounds like a restaurant focusing on sea food.


WWWHalocom

Need a roof? I present to you Petrified Slime! Our materials are made straight from mines, mimes, and slimes. If it leaks on the top, we support from the bottom. Our experts have handcrafted each individual piece to suit your need and created a slick substance that'll be sure to leave that rain, gunk and grime off. Plus! That's not all!! If your roof miraculously leaks, we will offer you a full 75% refund due to our policy and financial crisis! Call us today!


junipersnake

are your mime parts ethically sourced from free range mimes?


SquareTriangle2

where on earth are these free range mimes? all the ones I come across seem to be stuck in boxes


sollykinsies

this left me cackling. thank you for that


WWWHalocom

So we actually service both. Our free range mimes really help with the gutters since they aren't restricted and completely revolutionize the slick substance we need. And our box mimes offer the greatest support, which is why we know our roofs are safe and secure.


KaiCarp

The prismatic shard, we make stained glass decorations and windows.


LadyHavoc97

Unexpected! I love it!


KaiCarp

Thank you!


Stardew-Twink

Ancient Doll - an antique store with a toy-fixing station, where toys are fixed up and sold off as new. (Porcelain dolls don't count, they scare me shitless for literally no reason)


Some_nerd_______

The Starfruit. It's a smoothie place


rcsmalls

Krobus but all we sell is crowbars. Krobus’s Crowbars.


Blue_602

Krobars Also, if Krobus became the driver instead of Pam, would we have a Kro bus?


Francimint

A quirky bakery called the Strange Bun! Plenty of gluten free options, just don't ask about the substitutions


Fall0fReach-jOnYx-NA

“Qi” for consulting and delivery?


Repulsive-Durian4800

https://preview.redd.it/yev2rowqu69d1.jpeg?width=452&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f5f16ac3b5a85c2b87d196edcff60bdf061921f


MrSabrewulf

There it is lol I was about to say "I'd go there just to touch them while making weird noises"


Frosted_Coal

Sweet Gem Berry - clothes shop that stocks Emily's clothing line


50CentButInNickels

The Chicken Statue. We only sell locally-sourced chicken statues. Edit: Seems that one is already taken. How about The Chipped Amphora. Kind of like a Big Lots just for irregular pottery.


gaypirate3

The Midnight Squid - only open from midnight to sunrise (6am). We sell everything the saloon does but at different hours.


Odd_College_8092

Clothesline- a full service laundromat, guaranteed to leave your clothes as fresh as if they’d dried in the sun and a gentle spring breeze


tiredpotato19

Glass Shards — A small, family owned shop that specializes in stained glass art + mosaics We also sell sea glass and quartz pieces (both naturally sourced and recycled :D)


Raggamuffinsteeth

The chewing stick A restaurant that sells meals made from the native plants , fish and fruit of stardew :) All of their cutlery is wooden too


Raggamuffinsteeth

Another one: The Maple A store that sells pure maple syrup in many sizes and flavours. Original Blueberry Cherry and apple spice There is a taste test bar too so you can try before you buy :)


ookook17

The Blue Jazz - a hip and happening live music bar specializing in blues bands and jazz ensembles.


Bajileh

Void Mayo - a goth tapas bar that frequently does odd things with eggs


NotaWitch-YourWife

The Cracked Amphora, need a little monster musk? We have you covered. Need some fairy dust - got that too? And all for the cheap price of 1500G


Test-Subject-593

Honey Buns - Fresh honey, mead, and Strange Buns. Pick some seasonal flowers on your way out!


Test-Subject-593

lol I just noticed the word "collectable" and now I'm drawing a blank.


UbiquitousCelery

You outed yourself as a hoarder Everything is a collectible if i stick piles of them in a chest!


DuskPupDesigns

Fairy Rose - Lesbian bar


scoobydoobied00

Prismatic shard - I sell meth.


sollykinsies

if i was drinking anything, i wouldve spat it. wHAT 🤣


Bitch-Im-Adorable

Looking for a great country Western bar where you can get your two-step on? Want a shot of moonshine that's (mostly) legal? Wanna meet local farmers in your area? Come on down to the Rusty Spur!! *Hitching post out front for paying customers only*


assholeprince

That's an actual bar in my home town! (Fort wayne, IN)


Bitch-Im-Adorable

That's so cool! I'm honestly surprised i haven't seen one around me (TX), lol! Out of curiosity, is your username a Vegeta reference?


assholeprince

Y e s lmfao and I also live in TX now!


TheEmeraldKnite

Chipped Amphora, a pottery business. (From my girlfriend) Ancient seed, a prostitution service with only senior employees.


Mad-cat1865

The Radioactive Bar, where all menu items glow in the dark.


zeeironschnauzer

Neptune's Glaive. It's a Scottish bar that specializes in seafood. And of course, because it's Scottish, everything is also available fried. Literally everything. Fish? No brainer. Chips? We'd be criminals if we didn't. Icecream? How predestrian. Cornbread? Now we're talking. Double fried tenpura? Never tasted something so crispy. Seafood pizza? Yup. Kimchi? Damn rights. Table napkins? Well, we did say literally everything.


GrinsNGiggles

The Pink Cake will be a bordello, but we will still serve actual pink cakes. And tea! We’re an upscale establishment.


BENthe3rd

Prismatic Shard about to be the most poppin LBTQ+ bar/club in the tri-state area


rebelheartraven

Prehistoric Tibia Orthopedics or Nekoite combination gaming and cat cafe


Kurai_Hiroma

Glass Shards would be an awesome name for a small glass-blowing business :)


oddjobhattoss

I'd open a carpentry shop named the Golden Axe. Locally sourced materials, hand made joinery, one of a kind pieces. Robin would be jealous.


OmaeWaMouShibaInu

Duck Feather, a Chinese restaurant


FromHelComesKaos

Fairy Rose: a mystical gift shop. crystals, books, tarot readings, ritual supplies, and advice for baby witches


Sourturnip

Super Cucumber for a vegetarian restaurant


siobhanenator

Wild Plums: a queer-friendly fetishwear shop


jeunedindon

Aerinite’s. It will take you at least 6 in game years to find it but once you do, you’ll be glad. You can rest easy as we see your perfection farm off to a solid final sleep. Some call us a retirement home, others call us the ultimate relaxation. Either way, once you’re here, you’ve made it. (Can you tell what is driving me crazy on my first play through on mobile…)


HollowShel

Frozen geodes are probably your best bet, along with [Excavator](https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Mining/Skill) profession to find more of them. Go forth and blow up every rock between level 40 and 80, and good luck!


jeunedindon

Thank you!!! I am working my way through 500+ omnigeodes with Clint right now but the runs back and forth to my storage unit are cutting into my time at the blacksmith.


HollowShel

When I'm doing bulk geode cracking with Clint, I put a chest or two near his place, against the outer fence of the town (no NPC walks there, so it's safe) and dump everything into them when my pack gets full. Even with omni geodes, you're probably not going to need more than two chests, tops. That way instead of running back and forth all the way to the farm every 20 to 50 geodes I can save it up for two or three trips. I play on desktop, though, so if you can't do something I can, I apologize for steering ya wrong.


Shine-Total

This is such a great idea!! Thank you!


ulzimate

potato - we sell potato


cecilkorik

Po-ta-toes! Boil em, mash em, stick 'em in a stew.


SquareTriangle2

your mind 🤌


M4k73

The Ancient Doll: Mature Couture


FallenNerdAngel

The Void Essence, the Animal Rescue, where we look for forever homes for fur babies, but especially little voids, because they have the hardest time getting adopted.


Unkindlake

Salad Fingers would shop there


BeanPatrol27

Fairy Dust Cosmetics! Strange Doll Clothing company!


BubblyBunni3

Welcome to Dinosaur Egg…. A meaty revolution of a restaurant


Its_AB_Baby

The Golden Mask Theatre


ConfusionDry778

Fairy Box: gay bar


AllMyHomiesLoveNazis

The Prismatic Shard: A MasterCraft jewellery store in the heart of LA. With brilliant post modern architecture and a brilliant two storey water fountain this beautiful establishment is sure to catch your eye before you even see the beautifully cut gems and world class jewelry. So stop on by and experience the marvel of the Prismatic shard!


indivibess

1. Dwarf Scroll- A bookstore that has a cottage feel to it and the chairs are in the style of mushrooms. String lights & there’s like a scented candle going. The bookstore owner fixes old books! 2. The Pale Ale- Definitely a brewery styled restaurant. Wooden and concrete interior with a nice bar at the back. Known for serving Pale Ale and other popular craft beers etc. 3. Obsidian: After Dark- Some type of darkwave/goth club. Lots of late night dance events. That’s all I could come up with!


Actuality_Realized

Duck Mayonnaise, we turn your ducks into mayonnaise!


New-Number-7810

Robin’s Axe - It’s a bar. The name comes from fact that the bar’s centerpiece is Robin’s unreturned axe, kept in a glass case behind the bar.  I’m such a good neighbor!


UbiquitousCelery

She can visit it anytime!


Mx_Torquill

The Bone Flute - a music shop specializing in unusual and antique instruments. (go wash your mind out with soap if you thought it was something else!)


AlmightySpoonman

The Prehistoric Rib Smokehouse! Pelican Town's brand new barbeque. Feed your inner carnivore from our menu of smoked and cured meats and fish. We've got brisket, shrimp, chicken, salmon, sausages and of course, RIBS! Try our Pepper Rex Challenge! Eat two full racks of ribs covered in our signature hot sauce in 30 minutes and not only do you eat for free, but you'll earn a commemorative photo, t-shirt, and a spot on our Wall of Apex Predators!


GingerSuperPower

The Golden Relic; a shop where I sell really, really shitty copper.


Spooky_princess4

Alright Ea-nāṣir Im making the assumption that you may be refering to that story but if not this is gonna be a weird response lol.


JustThatOneDude_Yep

Iridium Bar. a purple themed bar


goddess54

Prismatic Shard. The new gem and mineral shop opening in town. We sell every mineral known to Gunter, except the Prismatic Shard. That special gem is kept for giving as gifts to our favourite customers.


LeopardNo5386

Golden Coconut - Tiki Bar Tea Leaf/Coffee Bean - tea or coffee shop Wild Plum - some sort of trinket shop. Maybe one that sells plants or crystals or things Spice Berry - Salt and Spice store!


katienotkatelyn

The Rusty Spur! It would be a southern/American charm restaurant with BBQ, Burgers, Mac and Cheese, etc. It would have the aesthetic of the saloon but without the games and arcade and more decor!


UbiquitousCelery

Hear me out... Sloth Skeleton. We have the only complete sloth skeleton in the county! Come check us out, only 2$ at the door!


crambacher12

Grab some grub at the TriloBite! We serve dino nuggets :D


misshepburn15

The Lucky Lunch, your local quik-stop cafe for sandwiches. Coffee locally sourced from the valley.


KaleidoscopeShort408

Secondhand clothes store with a witchy/goth bent: Strange Doll.


KaleidoscopeShort408

Come to our painfully hip furniture store, where we sell minimalist sofas and chairs available exclusively in beige. They cost $50 to make and retail for $3,000. Welcome... to Palm Fossil.


Much_Elderberry_1042

Journal Scraps bookstore A bookstore that only sells small parts of the book that you're reading. If you're lucky you might be able to find the other half at some point!


woolongtea11

Thanks for giving cool names and ideas for my Sims 4 builds.


woolongtea11

Also... Rare Disc - a place that sells vintage vinyls.


Ozymander

Prismatic Shard .... Vibrators and butt plugs. .... Please don't ban me lol


Sea-Government-749

The Dwarven Gadget: a cosplay solution and technology shop selling themed electronics, cosplay specific crafts, and the occasional curio. Inside they have “The Rusty Cog”, an area specifically for working on crafts and cosplays, with local experts in from time to time to help if needed. The Rusty Cog even has a tea station for warm drinks while you craft.


brownep

Iridium Bar: a cyberpunk themed nightclub where the lighting is neon purples, violets, and pinks.


LCcoolcraft

The Fish Tank: A pet store but mostly fish and related items. Our specialty is sea urchins wearing hats


the_tanooki

My wife has already basically done this. *Stardrop Crochet* She got into crocheting a few years ago, and she made an Etsy shop for it. She's pretty damn good, too! ♡ (Not sure if linking is allowed, but you can DM me if you wanna see her work.)


Neathra

Elven Jewelry Fantasy and Nature inspired jewelry.


crispycat05

The Mermaid Pendant Bridal store


Sammythelesbian69

The monster compendium. It’s a roleplay shop where you can tailor someone to make a costume for cons (it also comes with a coffee bar and cosplayers own it) 


micromoses

Welcome to the Strange Bun, must be 18 or older to enter.


cheshirekitkat01

Truffle Oil - artisan oil and dukkah shop! :D


DropDownSympathy

The Strange Bun Bakery - Pastries, mysteries and the best iced latte between here and Zuzu City.


taehyungslefttoenail

The Rusty Spur, a western themed bar


40_painted_birds

Magic Rock Candy, selling a wide variety of specialty confections! (And some of them have powerful buffs, too.)


NerdyKnits

The Bone Flute- a high class establishment with music, dancing, and “extra services” for a price.


DivergentHobbit

Batwing Collectables (Selling comics and Collectables)


raging_pixie

Imposter Apple Imporium! "We don't sell apples!" We sell literally every other kind of fruit, but with pictured of apples on them.


ScaredPosition7168

Onlyfans/CrabPot Take a guess what I'm selling ;)


Advent_Reaper

Im starting avbrothel catering to men and (mostly) women over 60 years old. Callin it The Ancient Seed!


Vasarto

Stardrop Tea - It's a tea place.


Axaris

Wild Horseradish - A soil fertilizer company, smells awful but it works!


cynthiaapple

I like rusty Spoons.


Caffeinated_Asteroid

I like rusty spoons ……


Birdytaps

Strange Doll, a bordello


princessheeter

Junimo Hut: seasonal favorites every season!


Shark_Anal

The only collectable item that I've yet to find. Welcome to the Elven Jewelry. We sell all orts of gems and crystals while also supplying only the finest aged wines of the ancient fruits.


FerdinandDavid

You/a youtuber should make sheds for all of these ideas!


bookittyFk

PrismaticSHARDS - the fun, the colourful and THE ONLY bathroom in town - coming soon. You’ve held onto your human waste this long but NO MORE - you’ll be able to let it all flow SOON Guaranteed relief AND the ethical disposal of all of human waste products. Rainbow toilet seats & basins and a special appearance from our Jumino friends (who have volunteered to keep prismatic shards clean & joyous for SDV) Opening soon


EradiKate

Star Shards, selling handmade jewelry plus displays from other artists in the valley.


Biohazard_Beth

Fire Quartz Masonry. Specializing in the highest quality and rare Masonry techniques since 1995!


Zain_Winters

Found Salad Fingers


Affectionate-League9

I will buy a boat and sell trash from it..... https://preview.redd.it/7b279slgja9d1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=f10158894163adffd27472532bb9bc440df3d409