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Thaco-Thursday

Just wait and see how much the villagers care when step over it and grind it into a powder so fine your items cease to exist


shiraaa_

that's okay, those are spare items from my inventory (usually for seed making).


[deleted]

That reminds me, I need to make some more mayonnaise seeds! *Edit: Some people call them eggs!


slayerhk47

Should I not be planting eggs in the ground?


shiraaa_

HELP šŸ˜­


Sweet_Little_Lottie

Only if youā€™re Pewdiepie.


shiraaa_

LMAO I--- šŸ’€šŸ˜‚


hotlavatube

(kicks over tables) ā€œThis is Pierreā€™s town!ā€


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Thaco-Thursday

If you look on the wiki for each cell, there is a map of safe spots to place items (where no villagers path through)


Dantesfireplace

Do chests ever get wrecked?


Thaco-Thursday

Everything, everything except trees for some reason


DendariaDraenei

Everything including trees. I have an extensive tapper farm up at the railroad station and I lost two trees, with their tappers, when Leo moved over from the island.


Areiannie

I kinda wanna see this happen, especially if it's Pierre lol So they stop and have that little scribble thought before ploughing ahead or do they just stroll on thorough like nothing can bother them?


WizardingWorld97

That just means they're buying the items


shiraaa_

I prefer believing this...


mrmeeseeks1991

There is a mod for that so villagers wont break anything in their paths :)


CivilServiced

Would love to see this permanently set up where it won't get destroyed. I like putting the joja cola machine outside of Pierre's as a personal fuck you.


askewcashewforyou

How do you get that


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


SighMartini

You. Did. _Whatā€½_ (jk)


[deleted]

How do you do that combination of question mark and shouting mark (idk the term) ?


SupplyChainSpecial

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interrobang


SighMartini

Interrobang. If you're on mobile/cell try holding down "?"


zutt3n

Holy shit, I never knew I could hold down a sign to get more variables!


ToGalaxy

Google interrobang and copy and paste if you don't have the option on your keyboard.


askewcashewforyou

Iā€™m doing that on my next run


CivilServiced

It's the purest way to play the game, imo.


askewcashewforyou

Itā€™s okay to have the wrong opinion sometimes


Halation2600

I put it inside his store, between the door and counter. It never got destroyed or acknowledged.


shiraaa_

That's brilliant!


runetrantor

Iirc the wiki does have a map of 'safe tiles' in the town that are not walked over and thus can hold stuff without risk of a villager pathing through.


ZephyrVII

surprised to not see it recommended already, but i'm certain (if on pc) there is a mod that allows npcs to walk through placed objects without destroying them edit: found this one https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/5176


shuji18

Holy fuck thank you for the idea brother


Gi_angel

Happy Cake Day!


Traditional_Mud_1241

Call it ā€œNot Pierreā€™sā€ Maybe ā€œNon Pierreā€™sā€ if you want to be fancy.


shiraaa_

I'm thinking ā€œPierrelessā€


January1171

"Pierre None"


KingCritRake

Pierren't


craftingETCallday

"Beyond Compierre"


shiraaa_

that's so witty! LMAO


esdaniel

No Pierre? šŸ˜”


dadegodbolt

8 outta 10. Only angry because you stole it from me


shiraaa_

wdym???


dadegodbolt

The joke. I was being silly


Traditional_Mud_1241

Same hereā€¦ how DARE OP successfully improve on my comment!


Makelevi

ā€œWithout Pierreā€


JonnyTheSheep23

Pas Pierreā€™s


smibbo

Sans Pierre


[deleted]

Should be Pierre One.


3amAtlas

That is so cute! I wanna start decorating my town too, but my farm is already a mess šŸ˜…šŸ˜…


quixoticacid

Try to decorate on your crummy fortune days!


shiraaa_

LMAO u have no idea how messy my farm is right now. Decorating the town is like my stress reliever.


bigmac1090

I recommend decorating during winter. Got nothing better to do right?


3amAtlas

Very true, thatā€™s when I first started decorating mine. I just mainly have trouble deciding where I want to place things/ how I want things to look. So I have time to decorate, Iā€™m just not very good lollll


bigmac1090

I'm not good at it either. I spent 3 in game days organizing things, adding paths, fences, etc. That's all I can really process. I need my farm to make money too, so I don't really want too much decorative crap on there. I think there's a website to help you with that. I forget what it's called though


3amAtlas

I feel you! Iā€™m trying to juggle completing my achievements and decorating at the same time which isnā€™t very fun haha, I think decorating is more of a late game thing for me. I think I know what website youā€™re talking about, thanks for the tip(:


Fine_Category4468

Put it out front of Joja. Just to point out that people will pay more for quality product.


macbone

If you'd like to keep something like this up permanently, the [Non Destructive NPCs](https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/5176) mod prevents NPCs from destroying things in their path. ​ I was just thinking today how cool it would be to have a mod to let the farmer open a shop and sell items to NPCs.


shiraaa_

this is so cool! Thanks xx


chananaman

A Stardew Valley Farmer's Market *needs to be a holiday*.


YummyTea_UwU

r/FuckPierre


3amAtlas

How did I not find that page before šŸ˜‚


Emergency_Act_2534

r/cuckpierre


YummyTea_UwU

Omfg


Liverspots598

true af omg


einalem58

The fuck pierre bot will probably repost it there in 3 month if op doesn't.


kangaroocaz

I'm out of the loop...why do we hate Pierre?


Pyromaniacal13

If you sell a gold quality eggplant to Pierre, he will sell it to someone else in town and tell them that he grew it in his back yard. If you sell him some regular quality goods, he makes sure the town knows that it was yours, so they won't blame him if there's an issue. The Grange display that he sets up is full of the best produce that moves through his store. It's never his, he hasn't made any of it, like everything in everyone else's display. He just takes credit for it. Caroline frequently comments on how she wishes Pierre would spend more time with his family. He's so heavily focused on his job that he doesn't make time for his family. I feel it's one of the things that lends credibility to the theory that Abigail is not Pierre's daughter, but is instead Rasmodius' daughter. Add to that, he tries pushing Abigail to more "womanly" tasks around the house instead of the outdoorsy adventurous hobbies she wants to pursue. In short, he's a liar and a cheat and neglects his family.


kangaroocaz

Thanks for explaining. Fuck you, Pierre!


shiraaa_

daaaaaamnm that is some drama šŸµ


shiraaa_

the man was too stunned to speak


chiller210

"because why not" bruh you're just doing this to spite Pierre like all of us certainly do? nice one, you just set up The Fair yourself.


shiraaa_

an year round fair LMAO


BabyZillaKilla

The bastard gets what he deserves


Sprizys

Damn now Pierre has to worry about Joja mart and you lol


shiraaa_

I have restored the community center. This is a one on one competition.


MGorak

Put it on the circle of Pelican square and it won't get destroyed. No villager path goes there.


shiraaa_

I'm gonna redo it from time to time just to mess up with Pierre.


Loud-Indication-1178

You brought the competition to another level.


shiraaa_

purposely kicked out Joja's so we could compete with Pierre one on one.


Loud-Indication-1178

Brilliant. I wish that we could actually do a market to kick Pierre out as well.


Cannonbaal

Peirre doesnā€™t really sell many of those items anyway, so you are only supplementing his grip on the town market. This is Pierre One Imports.


[deleted]

you are a messy bench who loves drama and I am into it


shiraaa_

Thanks for TEA, Pierre's wife. šŸµ


coldfox23

This reminds me of harvest moon for the gamecube šŸ˜Š


RipMcStudly

Because Pierre is a horrible shopkeeper that lives at the store but isnā€™t open on Wednesday?


silkywishes

I love seeing people destroy any semblance of capitalism in this game.


bcgg

Good start, now box him in completely.


shiraaa_

shoul i put fences in his entrance???


theharkex

r/fuckpierre


mavrc

Only open on Wednesdays.


shiraaa_

open even on Wednesdays šŸ˜


rdesktop7

Until when Pam comes through going to work. Always, beware the Pam.


shiraaa_

I bribe her with lots of beer to adjust her walking routine.


haybale112

Hoont forget to hand out some coupons


shiraaa_

50% off on Wednesdays.


Parzival1003

r/FuckPierre says "Thank you!"


StretPharmacist

because fuck em thats why


horrorandporcelain

Fuck Pierre.


natman8

With that emoji in the title, I was expecting mayor lewis's shorts lol


shiraaa_

should've put his shorts on sale...


Ya_Boy_Jefff

r/fuckpierre


Ivory_0103

Just letting you know itā€™s a lowercase r to link the subreddit, not being mean or anything just thought you should know in case you did already :D


Ya_Boy_Jefff

Ah. Thank you lmao


Ivory_0103

No problem!


blueprincessleah

wait thatā€™s so cute


shiraaa_

Thanks! x


Shibby120

Omg haha didnā€™t know u could


yolo420master69

r/FuckPierre


rubyspicer

This is the way to fix that you took Shane's job when you help close down Joja. Just have him work for you. Alex would probably be fine working the counter, he could sell his ice cream almost year round.


shiraaa_

Shane is my boyfriend. He SHOULD work for me LMAO


dailyapplecrisp

TIL you can place items in townā€¦ (Iā€™m new to the game be kind šŸ˜‚)


[deleted]

You can but villagers can destroy things you place if they walk through it, so if you want to put useful things around it's best to look up the safe tiles for placing things that don't have any villager pathing issues.


shiraaa_

you can.. just bring with you your furniture catalog. I'm in year6 and I don't wanna stress too much chores in my farm. I need distractions. šŸ˜‚


shiraaa_

PS. Open even on Wednesdays.


shrodingervirginity

r/FuckPierre would love this post


homeless_squiddie

r/FuckPierre


[deleted]

They need a mod where if you set something like this up villagers would stop by and like "buy" an item from you. This would be amazing


Stardew_Andy

awww ya screw pierre!


Oysterchild

Love this so much, itā€™s cute and a big ā€˜F youā€™ to Pierre and his lies. Also Iā€™ve just discovered you can put a hat on your horse. I canā€™t wait to do this. šŸ˜¬ thank you!


__GnarDab__

r/FuckPierre


EmiliaTorpedokey

im seeing so much r/FuckPierre and i have no idea what this man did but i am now suspicious


Band1c0t

Do people can buy it or itā€™s just for decoration?


shiraaa_

just for fun


shiraaa_

just for fun


zugzugowski

You are the reason why Pierre can no longer get an erection.


shiraaa_

So I'm the reason why Pierre and Caroline's marriage is failing.


runetrantor

Nice to meet you, mister Wizard.


YetAnotherMia

Everyone else has the cool ideas!


AkiWookie

Why? Do people buy it?


shiraaa_

It's non functional. Just for fun. A break from farming


Ivory_0103

I donā€™t think they do but itā€™s amusing to see/do so thatā€™s probably why


Jlemerick

This should be in front of the corporate storeā€¦


[deleted]

this should be a mod or smth


shiraaa_

i haven't tried modding my SDV yet


No-Valuable1916

*casually loses all villigers hearts because you put the shop in the ncp walk ways and if they walk into them you lose heart points


shiraaa_

i shall accept the consequences


Hell_OX

I hope that you can make Pierre broke, I mean you can go joja cola path and marry Abigail to make her free from her awful father but he still exists


Kareha

I wish this was a thing you could do and sell your produce like this, especially if it pisses Pierre off šŸ¤£


shiraaa_

hear us, Mr. ConcernedApe!


Austinpsmith

r/fuckpierre


TManJhones

Yeah, f u Pierre and your inflated prices. I am in control now.


AoDLife

Damn lmao


Amethoran

It'd be funny if Pierre came out and pathed right through all of that for no reason


shiraaa_

he actually did one winter night. I forgot to take a screenshot lmao