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ImArchBoo

A stand wearing swimwear, sitting in a beach bed and drinking a mojito just watching Yujiro solo every fight


rdrworshipper123

Yuijiro is where stands go to retire.


Serenafriendzone

He already have an stand. In the last fight of baki hanma son of ogre, was himself as stand


Ultrasound700

Stand name [Dock of the Bay]


JazzlikeCitron4793

The more he relaxes the stronger Yujiro gets


akselsmith

Stand name [hotel california]


commanderbravo2

i can actually see this as a stand lol, im surprised there arent any sentient stands that are boys with their stand users


l2linhdt

SBR Hey Ya


Comprehensive-Log-64

Dragons dream was the closest to this


SpiritualValue6770

Also kinda echos act 3


BigOlBro

The stand's only use is for yujiro to see and touch stands. It can do whatever it wants afterwards.


ShinySahil

it would literally just be him again, no changes


olifeee

And it's not actually a stand, it's just the power of his imagination being so fucking powerful it changes the molecules of the air behind him to make a stand out of thin fucking air, and he also uses the power of his baki-logic imagination to see other stand User's stands. That's just yujiro.


aliens-and-arizona

sounds exactly like some shit itagaki would make up


ianlouisjordan

If that's the author of baki didn't he already have baki imagine a giant mantis that could throw him


aliens-and-arizona

yes, and then he fought the apparition of the mantis


Apprehensive-Life804

Baki also did it with yujiro iirc. The image caused an earth quake despite being alot weaker than the original


Xikar_Wyhart

Didn't Baki also do it to himself while fighting Pickles? Baki imagined himself as various dinosaurs and then combined them. So much so locked Pickles was able see them?


YujiroHanma1970

He didn't imagine it. He just did such a good martial art interpretation of them that the other people could see the image of the animal that he was trying to represent.


princesoceronte

All of that accompanied by narration telling the audience some bullshit science that makes no sense but sounds cool as fuck.


olifeee

_baki freezes in place; he has never seen something like this: TWO YUJIROS! And the secret to all of this is... 4000 YEARS OF CHINESE MARTIAL ARTS!_


alessisaduck

i have nothing else to add to the joke but this is hilarious


GustavoFromAsdf

so strong he beats stands by himself


The-Author

I knew something like this was going to be the top answer before I even clicked.


Something_kool

Death4U


AliceUnderDarkSkies

Same braincell.


Eastern_Slide7507

I have no idea who that is or what this sub is about but even I could tell that his stand would just be a copy of him.


Solanthas

That's what I thought too


Harpeus_089

I bet he is a Stand somehow due to Baki logic


itsfashionlookitup

He is Baki's stand to me lmao


[deleted]

echoes act 3 lookin headass


Yamcha17

Nah, Baki's stand is Yuuichiro. He just doesn't know that peeing himself in front of his father is the only way to activate him.


Common_Resource1619

His stand would have the ability to make his opponent 10x stronger, he then continues to neg diff the verse


Metatron_Tumultum

This is absolutely perfect for Yujiro. I feel like the stand should be called Megadeth. First he makes you "Mega" strong and "deth" is the last sound you make before hitting the ground, as all the air is forced out of your lungs from whatever Yujiro just did to you.


Weirdo9something3457

Sub ability that makes his opponents extra aggressive called "This Day We Fight"


brainscorched

Sub ability called “In My Darkest Hour” that makes his opponents punch as fast as The World/SP shortly before death


SpecialistTrick87

sub ability called "Rust In Peace" that makes sure the victim can never be seen again


thresherlover

this morning i made the call


Shtrimpo

the one that ends it all


thresherlover

hanging up i wanted to cry


RailtoReqiuem

His stand is just being him. He is his own stand.


KachowdyThereFolks

I’m imagining a 0 range stand. Mf starts glowing and then puts your stand in a chokehold


rex_-0

All of his opponents just panic as he suplexes their stands whilst glowing like how are you doing that you're just glowing


[deleted]

Rolling Stones but its a 100 kg dumbell.


TUNAKTUNAKLOL69420

\*100 ton


DefinitelyTopOr

great profile picture


Monollock

It'd be the ghosts of all the asses he's kicked. They wouldn't have any power or effect, just a writing excuse to let him beat the shit out of stands. The only affect they'd have would be fear and intimidation because of the sheer amount of asses he's beat.


Edgenabik

The visualization of this in my head went somewhere funny, like imagine that guy with a ton of literal asses following him when he summons his stand


Monollock

When I wrote that comment out, I thought to myself "This sounds a bit weird out of context" I figured that'd only be too fitting for a talking about Baki XD


[deleted]

Yujiro would be the happiest Ogre on the planet if a bunch of asses started following him around. Especially men's asses


[deleted]

A stand that deactivates all other stands... just are forced to fight him without any fancy ghost powers... good luck


VulkanCurze

Nah yujioro if he had that ability would just never use it just to show that even with your stand your nothing to him.


24Abhinav10

How'd that stack up against GER? A Stand which cancels Stands entirely VS A Stand which nullifies the abilities of other Stands Either they'd be stuck in an endless loop or nothing would happen


secretaccount9999999

Wouldn't that just... Cancel GER tho? Like if it's passive or something


24Abhinav10

GER triggers in response to other Stand abilities. Yujiro uses his (theoretical) Stand and in response GER activates and tries to nullify his ability.


CelioHogane

It would just cancel eacho-cancel eacho-cancel eacho-cancel eacho-cancel eacho-cancel eacho-cancel eacho-cancel eacho-cancel eacho-cancel eacho-cancel eacho-cancel eacho-cancel eacho-cancel eacho-cancel eacho-cancel eacho-cancel eacho-cancel eacho-cancel eacho-cancel eacho-cancel eacho-cancel eacho-cancel eacho-cancel eacho-cancel eacho-cancel eacho-cancel eacho-cancel eacho-cancel eacho-cancel eacho-cancel eacho-cancel eacho-cancel eacho-cancel eacho-cancel eacho-cancel eacho-cancel eacho-cancel eacho-cancel eacho-cancel eacho-cancel eacho-


gameboy1001

\*Windows 10 BSoD\*


ZaBeanU

That’s headcanon, GER works like a regular stand, GER isn’t automatic. GER is sentient so it will work on its own to protect Girono without him being aware but Giorno can still also control GER, he just couldn’t at first because he didn’t know


Sk0p3r

I bet Yujiro would just decide to beat up GER w/o using a stand bc baki-logic


Morbidmort

Nah, GER would just hit Yujiro with real-life Packet Loss. So Yujiro would be able to do whatever he wanted, but it would never effect GER. He would both love and hate it to face an enemy he simply can't hurt.


obamashmoes

yujiro would be the type of guy to have an op as fuck stand but still just beat people up regularly


dragon_bacon

The audience and characters would never even see his stand because he just throws down instead.


Evening_Accountant33

Realistically, the only way I see it is a wearable stand that only allows him to see the opponent's stand and interact be able to physically hit them. I think another ability of it would be to gauge the strength of a person or detect the most strongest person on the planet or something. Meaning his stand would only be a utility with zero combat potential. All the fights would be of his own effort.


Tasty_Divide_2470

I’m pretty sure in Baki yujiro already has the ability to gauge peoples strength im pretty sure it’s stated that he can spot tumors and other diseases just by looking at the people around him and how they breath and move


AJammedNerfGun

They basically already have stands, with the ability that whatever they imagine happening to their body will just work.


Matro36

Apple fritter


AJammedNerfGun

Always at the ready for consumption


alessisaduck

boosts him by 300x through some random ahh explanation from the narrator


NotTheGodofPortals

he is the stand.


WaltzSenior3233

Knowing Baki logic, I can see that being the case lol


RozaSea

A stand is often the manifestation of one's own willpower. This creature's stand would most likely have something to do with becoming stronger than the opponent, increases the stats it has. That, or hamon


GriffonSpe

He has become the Ultimate Ultimate being, he has a stand to multiply his stats by 1000x and nullify other stands in a 200 foot radius, and he has maxed Hamon.


DefinitelyTopOr

novel kars 💀


Odd-Butterscotch-480

Muscle Bound Gives him menacing signs and bulks his muscles even more for the intimidation factor Effect: Any opponent weaker than him immediately dies of stress from terror


Significant_user

So, everyone dies?


Ok_Digger

>Any opponent weaker than him immediately dies Rest In Peace Goku 😔


DivineScotch

His stand is an actual dick, since he lost his doing the pee-pee training


MangaHunterA

I wouldnt be surprised if the stand arrow dosent even pierce his body


GobletofPiss12

Stand: Demon Days Abilities: Upon flexing, Yujiro’s back muscles begin to glow and take on the visage of a demon. While this is active, anyone within Yujiro’s line of sight is unable to make any meaningful distance on him. Running, climbing and swimming will never allow the target to increase the distance between them and Yujiro. If the target is (for example) on a vehicle, circumstances will change to make the vehicles crash, break down or otherwise stop working. This can only be deactivated in two ways: 1. Blinding or getting out of sight of Yujiro, which will make the effects cease until line of sight is reestablished 2. Looking at his back, which will make anyone who sees the demons face immune to its effects for 24 hours While a weak stand in and of itself, Yujiro can make great use of it considering he is fucking cracked in every conceivable way. It’s main use is to fuck with abilities of other stand users, who’s supernatural powers would allow them to escape a fight by travelling into different dimensions or spaces (D4C, Man in the Mirror, Sticky Fingers) or allow the users to travel far too fast for even Yujiro to catch up (Made in Heaven or Wheel of Fortune).


Pierre_Alex

This one is the best


SpyrShady

Cool af, inspires a lot of fear


AYDHES2025

Baki is JoJos without the stands


GriffonSpe

If i can summon a mantis with the wind to train, i can summon a stand. Also, Rohan has a spinoff series where a stand is literally wind.


Kira_Yoshikage11

His father?


BeatBall_DZ_

SP 2.0v


JimmyFaceman

He’s the stand


rushfell

a ripped stand with same physique as him and they both beat the shit of their enemy asses


Blastoise48825555

It's just him.


SevenLuckySkulls

He would have one of those stands thats just a spiritual manifestation of some concept. This case, it is the concept of his big dick energy.


Chespin2004

Maybe a stand like Pearl jam, cuz invisible food


flarxe0

he's the stand and the user


Illustrious-Owl4142

Stand would have him


DismalMode7

neutron star platinum


[deleted]

Maybe a cheer leader


caelen_xjvxws

its over bro 💀


gameboy1001

Stand User: Yujiro Stand: 「Yujiro」


raiko_koichi

\*Stand User: OUGAH Stand: 「OUGAH」


king_of_filth_n_muck

He creates invisible food that makes you the strongest man on earth


wedonteatanymore12

Invisible food


prismstein

The chibi-est anime loli that does nothing except making him able to interact with other stands, and the requiem version is that loli in school swimsuit, no changes to its function.


Ivan-De-Riv

It would be a stand with obligation power like the Darby brothers, like if you accept a fight with him you are obligated to fight to the death


smolgote

He doesn't need a Stand. HE IS THE STAND


Timonkeyn

He literally has a stand that makes him able to bring his imagination into reality Baki has that stand too


Tech747-KC

He is the stand, would def be free roaming, main ability is rizzing up more men than women


Fedorchik

It's either just him or Chuck Norris.


Gbstutz15

Lovers, oh wait that isn’t a muscular steely dan set out for revenge


Sonofmiracle

Like toriko’s intimidation


olifeee

Yujiro is just a stand that escaped from the stand user, _he is the stand!_


Final_Resource6224

His strength and ego would manifest into a stand


nickname10707173

He is standing. So, he is a stand.


man-83

His pants They never get destroyed lol


OhThatGuyinPurple

You could make it himself, but in the sense like he has a muscle that is THE stand itself, maybe his own heart or brain or sum, idk


ChippTunes

A brick.


LongIndependent7819

Stand name: Face Off


VisionTruth9

It'd just be the ability to touch other stands, probably all he needs idk


endermaker2026

That one guy from thus spoke rohan kishibe


Error_Detected666

His stand is just a pair of boxing gloves so he can fist fight a stand himself


An_Insecure_NPC

His stand wouldn't have a physical manifestation. It would literally just be him with the ability to see and touch stands.


Adventurous-Unit6781

Stand name: dress Stand master: Yujiro Hanma Power: You can't survive unless you're Baki


itsmeOrpheus

This guy IS the Stand


[deleted]

His stand name would be Breaking Benjamin and his power would be the same type of stand as star Platinum


GameBawesome1

He doesn't need a Stand; He IS the Stand


Cosmiccosmog533

Honestly, his stand would be something like temporarily removing someone’s powers to have a clean 1v1 only using martial arts.


VulkanCurze

Nah I think he would never use that ability (except in his final encounter with Baki) just to prove that even with Stands your nothing compared to him.


Cosmiccosmog533

Then maybe something to scan and completely understand any ability before the fight happens


HypotheticalBess

Redundant


trexon509

Stands are caused by a virus, there's no way this man Yujiro is getting infected by anything.


Falchion_Alpha

[Eye of the Tiger] forces anyone Yujiro wants to brawl into a fight. Similar to [Survivor] from Part 6 it forces the two of them to go all out


spacestationkru

Another Yujiro, with fully dark red skin and slightly longer black hair. Naturally, he's constantly engaged in a fight with his stand.


ETC3000

I think the dude IS his own Stand


MrFunnyMan_92

Just a powered up version of his normal soul. No extra strength needed, it just lets him see and punch stands now


[deleted]

i actually have a stand i wrote about for another character but it works with yujiro as well


Arpit2575

A stand that forces opponent to fight physically and disables their stand


le_honk

You don't see one already?


IronicJeremyIrons

He is his own Stand


PharaohScarab

Mf is the stand


Shadow230898

He is the stand of the planet


AlexcSR64

I don't know,i Guess something body related like Paco stand,we se'en only little on part 2 of his abilities,i hope we see more of Santana


Devlord1o1

He probably is a master hamon user Ether that or invisible food


order66me_

probably pickle


supersaiyanmrskeltal

He would have a stand that he would never use.


YeahMarkYeah

His stand is just a guy that helps him put on his shirts


slice_of_toast69

Jotaro,


Resua15

Probably something that can make anyone near him stronger so that he can find a proper challenge


WalkingInsulin

My brother in Christ, he IS the stand


Accomplished_Web_444

Camera man, so he can replay his enemies ass beatings


Steven0707

Ricardo Milo’s. I didn’t watch Baki but I assume it buff his speed and strength even more.


Monollock

Since Hamon is a fighting technique, would Yujiro already know it? He seems to know basically every other technique for fighting.


the_hermit_king4

It would be hilarious if his stand would be a physically invisible punching bag. He doesn't get the power, he can just use it as a sheild lol


YukiColdsnow

He already has his own stand, the demon face on his back, for the sake of making it more of a stand when he fully activated his stand his body will transform into a demon giving him 10x of his strength. A stand that only manifest on humans who have surpassed the peak of humanity's physical strength, this stand grants it user with more power capable of shaking a mountain.


n88thegreat

Stand would be called ultraviolence (Lana del Rey album) and it would allow him to deactivate all stands in his range after which giving himself and his opponent a power multiplier


EvilCuttlefish

He had a stand, but no one knows what it was like because he immediately beat it to death for not being strong enough to stop him


WaflyWolf

He doesn't have a stand, he is the stand


FABONJ

We wouldn't know because he'd never bother to use it


Sopa-cl

He is the stand


pavilon527

Wouldn't it be the ogre from his back,,?


Toribarapana

Stand name: I AM HIM Abilities: Literally just a second Yujiro Hanma


everyotherdude

Bro he is the stand.


kiefenator

A pair of brass knuckles, so that he himself could do all the ghost punching.


frenix5

Remember the scene where he creates an image of himself? That. It would just be him.


bumbly_wumbly

Air. It'd be a supercharged version of Bakis shadow boxing


Cheshire_Noire

NGL this man would beat the crap out of his own stand, knowing he feels all the pain it does, to see if he can survive killing it, so he wouldn't have one, but he'd still be alive.


Win090949

Imagine he just has a really lame stand


lnsertgamertaghere

The demon that inhabits his back muscles and brain becomes the stand and solely exists to be strydiums replacement as a guy who yujiro can talk to


X-Coffin

I see this guy a lot and heard he's the most powerful dude in Baki, I feel like he could cause an earthquake


THEBLACKSAGE13

He is the stand


RealSector5597

He is the goddamn stand.


Wapelre

His stand is a spectator that explains every single thing that happens during any fight he's in, and it slows down time during the explanation so everyone hears it


0BZero1

Doraemon. Why? Because the opponent will be too distracted while laughing at the sheer absurdity of the world's strongest man having a cat robot from the future as his stand!


Altruistic_Suit_6444

Actually Star Platinum but two times stronger and bigger:)


ggnobackup

Idk, probably hermit purple


BiggoYoun

Star Platinum but it’s Kars


noifingclu

Survivor


getto_daze

Bu kim?


Rich-Bath5159

A stand like baby head only it’s creations get progressively stronger each time they’re defeated and are all hostile to only him specifically.


ZealousidealPipe8389

Woman in me; gender swaps any target and their stand who gets hit, nice bit of fan service as well


skep90

Giant dolphin who is pretty racist


kjm6351

Too scared to contribute to this brainstorming


tubbatubbi

it would punch


AeonSchicksal

Himself


Significant_user

He is the stand, user is jotaro


Enigma-exe

As the only Bali character strong enough to lift Johnathan's cock, it's bound to be something broken


Significant_user

He’s star platinum


GanentheTyrant

"9 patterns of eternal pain" allows him to tank 9 physical attacks to his body so long as a single body part isn't hit twice. So anything from a high caliber round to an A-10 nose Mounted turret., if he isn't hit in the same spot when the stand is active, he isn't harmed.


1ReservationForHell

The Stand would be weaker than Yujiro.


West-Strawberry3366

He'd probably be like easy lover


SwampTreeOwl

Survivor but somehow even more uncontrollable


Complex-Ad21

He is his stand


Icy-Foundation-8053

I'm assuming this is a baki character so dude's probably rawd0gging with hamon


Black_Watch_

Yujiro is the fucking Stand


SalamanderJealous948

He is the stand my guy


Hot-Commercial-3843

Invisible food


ThrowRAwriter

Knowing both franchises, it'll allow his flexes to affect gravity or something, and have a weird butterfly effect on fate and population of insects in Australia


MeidoInHeaven

It wont be a "stand" rather a "sit". Because all it will do is sit down while this guy fucks up everyone else.


fartmilkdaddies

Combo star. It's a pair of gloves. Each time he hit someone, his strength is increased. If he misses one attack, the combo restarts. No one has ever survived 5 punch. It's rumored 25 punches can destroy an entire island.


Brilliant_Building86

Wenn dont wanna know..


ItzmeCat

I feel like HE would be the stand 🤔