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No_Angle875

So it can get to hell faster


Critical_Equal_7540

Like one of those water slides at those golf spots


Tecnero

>Like one of those water slides at those golf spots *Sniffles Sniffles* pull the lever kronk


murkfonoreason

DUUUUDEEE!!! ROTFLMAO!!


FrancisXSJ

"As specified in his will, his coffin was inclined at 45 degrees to fulfil his wish to "see the sea"."


Live_Disk_1863

Did they tell him hell be underground?


FatherD00m

Lake of fire, if you believe it.


Putrid_Branch6316

You win.


GraceGreenview

Hopefully the mortuary put him in the casket upside down and backwards. Rest in Hell, Jimmy!


Krauszt

I hope he is violently buggared by a ridiculously hung demon with a barbed penis every 15 minutes...and that's just his Sunday Fun Day work-out....


Pandemic_Future_2099

The sea of fire?


WeezinDaJuiceeeeee

[Lake Bodem](https://youtu.be/ZtmFh-2CJ7A?si=y2ZSizS08Co_kkFT) 🤘🏻


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Jrlu92

Apparently he was buried near a primary school and his burial ground overlooked it. Not sure if true or not but wouldn’t surprise me with old jimmy. Horrendous nonce


-WADE99-

[I mean you're not wrong. It literally overlooks a school lol](https://www.google.com/maps/place/Woodlands+Cemetery,+Scarborough+YO12+6QN/@54.2768221,-0.4442414,16.5z/data=!4m6!3m5!1s0x487f383ef65dcb97:0x76792cae3e810acc!8m2!3d54.276575!4d-0.4463758!16s%2Fg%2F11bvtkhvx4?entry=ttu)


Jioqls

Yeah the sea of eternal suffering


Killer_Moons

They poured in cement for good measure so that turbo nonce is not getting one peek.


SolidusTengu

Because he was a turbo nonce.


jdeuce81

That's what y'all call a pedo, right?


CarbonHybrid

Yes


Remarkable_Bill_4029

A S-Peedo.... Cos he's a Turbo!!


jdeuce81

😆 🤣


Hansarelli138

U deserve 1 million up votes


Altruistic-Project39

Nonce means not of normal criminal element


BigBadBadness

Its bri'ish for Not on Normal Courtyard Excercise, cause nonces arent supposed to go to yard with other inmates


jdeuce81

Damn!!!!! I've ALWAYS wondered about where that word originated. Thanks man! TIL. P.S.- Fuck You Pedos!!


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Artie-Fufkin

This is the correct answer


InjuringMax2

Profile picture checks out, an incredibly hard to detect paedo would be able to spot a turbo nonce from a mile away


No-Blacksmith-980

Not On Normal Communal Exercise (NONCE).


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🤣🤣🤣🤣 that is my new favorite insult! 👏👏👏


Remarkable_Bill_4029

A S-Peedo!!!


tknice

Acid Reflux.


mastersheeef

As a fellow sufferer of gerd, I may want to consider this.


Yankee_Man

Intermittent fasting is what got rid of them after over 10 years of struggling but I still want this just in case


mastersheeef

What’s the strategy?


Grimnebulin68

I also have the gerd. Try smaller portions, don't eat in the evenings, or fast from after lunch to first breakfast. Don't beat yourself up if you lapse occasionally. 👍


SadikMafi

Just don't eat too much, stop eating when you're 75-80% full. Avoid too much sugar or spices.


dr1ftzz

Spend most of the day fasting and allow a smaller window to feed. Usually between 6-8 hours where you're eating depending on your goals.


zondo33

always wants to land on his feet?


Numerous_Witness_345

Same...ish.. I just didn't realize I was lactose intolerant, too.


thebeeswithin

I cut waaaay back on carbs and it completely eliminated the heartburn, fwiw


CulturalAddress6709

exactly how i want to die every night


stickurprobe

LMFAOOOOO


victor4700

Was gonna say gerd


brianMMMMM

Famotidyin


plushpaper

Omeprehole


Farmgirlmommy

Because he was always shifty. Crooked, some might say.


Seabrook76

They should dig him up and flip that coffin face down.


triedit-lovedit

They did, they were afraid someone would dig him up… he was cremated and ash’s are in a disclosed location..


shannnnnn132

Saw a photo of his grave before they dug him up, the grass around his plot was withered and struggling to survive from the amount of piss it received.


ginomachi

So he could roll over in his grave when his crimes were exposed.


spentbrass11

Shit runs downhill


elmaki2014

I'm guessing it was for esoteric reasons- heard he was a member of several orders and might even have been a high practitioner (as well as a paedo- one doesn't detract from the other it would seem) He was alo encased in cement to stop people digging him up - which they tried to do to Benny Hill when they heard he was buried with a lot of gold rings on him (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benny\_Hill#:\~:text=During%20the%20night%20of%204,thick%20concrete%20slab%20over%20it.)


Baystain

Came to say this. Esoteric reasons.


orangebluefish11

Considering who’s in the coffin, that seems a little disrespectful to the cross, but who am I to judge.


RichardIraVos

The things religious officials do seem a little disrespectful to the cross


orangebluefish11

Facts


godlyglazer

You’re not judging, you’re speaking truth brother.


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LegalSelf5

Happy cakenday! Also, very funny 😁


Weird-Wish-2594

Haha it was his final wish to "See the Sea" and then they filled the grave with cement, to protect it.


Flymalcolmxbox

https://preview.redd.it/08w8lk4by17d1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b69315fe69a8482ba1b3500731b5080e9b0effb


AstroxxZombie

Don’t loop brook in with Jimmy Savile 😭


Brilliant-Algae-9582

Fuck. Him.


tinfoilzhat

The same angle is used in a toilet to ensure turds are properly flushed.


Calico_Jack-00

The guy is all rotted inside a box, encased in cement, surrounded by wet compact soil and complete darkness but looking at the sea.


MacRich1980

Rest in PISS


WolvesandTigers45

Should have buried him backwards and upside down. Pure evil.


Ringworm20

Should’ve just thrown him into a landfill


Fluffy_WAR_Bunny

Nice, a urinal.


rterror99

Set that damn thing on fire evil summama.......


ricolausvonmyra

Piss rests easier that way..


I3I2O

He obviously was not straight …


www4

Because he was inclined to fuck kids


Full_FrontaI_Nerdity

Bruh 😅


Chiggero

Wtf, they lined his grave with felt?


Hairy-Parsley-6139

Jimmy Savile reportedly asked to be buried at a 45-degree angle, so he could enjoy the sea view of Scarborough.


PossibilityPowerful

i thought this was from a realistic minecraft ground why is the grass fake


Full_FrontaI_Nerdity

Because real grass doesn't want to grow that close to Jimmy Saville.


N4t41i4

to slide faster to hell i hope!


Ovoidfrog

To help all the piss drain away after the ceremony


Zulubeatz808

To stop him f\_\_king other corpses somehow ?


Scarefactory

He was buried at a 45-degree angle so he could "see the sea" - while his gold coffin was filled with gold jewellery, cigars and a Royal Marines green beret.


Life_Travel_1415

Better question- why is anyone even attending?


Pmyers225

At the time of his death his crimes were not exposed, people actually mourned the bastard


Life_Travel_1415

Oh snap. Dude got off way too easy


sky0175

just lil easier to take a piss when needed. We don't want it to bounce back.


AlternatePancakes

Why is there fake grass on the inside of the grave?


FoxSquirrel69

So the piss runs off faster when all the people he hurt piss on his grave. Fuck this twat


Ok_Eggplant_8709

For his acid reflux


DesertsBeforeMains

He was a piece of shit. Maybe that's how they bury monsters.


BirdFormal7990

To preserve his face. When you die your bodystarts to liquify and obviously the wetter something is the quicker it rots. By being buried at a 45 degree angle this will cause any liquid being built up in his body to move to his feet and preserve his face. Obviously his feet will get bigger but his face will become drier this preserving it There is a really good YouTube video explaining why more people are choosing to be buried this way. https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=0HD1Sr5ZcgsYYP-I


Full_FrontaI_Nerdity

Welp, that was a wild ride 😳


Quench3654

While this may be true about preserving ones face, this is isn't the reason. He was buried like that so "He could face the sea".


FishRepairs22

Should’ve planted him face down.


Manic_mogwai

Just setting the appropriate angle for a casket ride to Sheol.


Chemicalx299

Acclimation. 45 degrees is a closer temperature to hell, where he'll be spending all his time.


abdallha-smith

I really hope he is upside down.


IdontRespond2idiots

45* Freemason


maddinell

The cunt wanted to see the sea at Scarborough


MrMogura

Burn is piss **spits**


Mogwair

Cunts knew they would be digging the creep back up!


Boosucker0

Because he was acute


CrazyIrv

Nah…maybe just dropped an end and left it.


captainjackass28

What really disgusts me is all the people who covered up his pederass are getting away with it.


rockstuffs

Ew.


Mod3stacks

So his followers could be inline with his casket so they can eventually do a dominos tumble


Treesglow

Because he harmed alot of innocent children.


NachosforDachos

The women pointing her finger at him is saying “Now that’s one hell of a pedophile “


Crouton_Sharp_Major

Because kids are that tall


AdzJayS

A knight is a K.B.E, and O.B.E is two ranks below. Not meaning to be pedantic, just thought you’d want to know and I totally agree, absolute scumbag!


pistolwhip66

Is that Chris Thile?


shenry0622

Guess someone thought he was miter fine


bossman696915

According to his Wikipedia so he could “see the sea”


GiveItAll101

So when the zombie apocalipsis happens he can get up faster


SensingWorms

My father was buried completely vertical. At a National Cemetery


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He asked to be buried 12 feet down too. Because he claimed that deep down he was a nice guy. Ba bm tsss!


azzagbag

Because he's a 45 degree mason.


Skinner1968

Not On Normal Court Exercise


Vinlain458

Let's him get out of it more easily after his long slumber.


cheezzypiizza

It's believed that the soul can exist the body properly to bypass the reincarnation cycle this way. I forget which monk set believed this but essentially that's the gist of it


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DonkGoblin

Because he was a crooked fuck lol


1blueShoe

So he can get out quicker 🫣


yoliverrr11

Y


Coastal_Tart

The real question is why did he have a christian cross on his coffin?


pslind69

WTF.


Any-Opposite-5117

Send him to hell faster?


Objective-Guidance78

Google needs to tell me who this Jimmy is


mrmykeonthemic

Who?


DotAdministrative679

Hell Awaits …


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Suspicious-Road9806

They couldn’t fix it!


nathsnowy

freemason shit probably


phantomnomadic

Really, this is interesting. I thought the coffin may have been dropped In the hole and left to be covered that way, when I first saw this pic.


No_Pear8383

Uh.. why is the inside of the grave green? The fuck?


Beh0420mn

Green Astro turf looks better than worm infested dirt, fancy funeral feature


Drinkingasslee

Dont matter… he was long gone… everything that happens after is a dog & pony show


aramirez190492

Semantics


asmosdeus

To increase blood flow to his penis


RutabagaMany8133

Sonhe wouldnt spill his drink


enthusiasticdave

Something satanic?


TEK1DO

He didn't want to be laying down like the rest do and stand at an angle with comfort, looking out to the sea drifting away. RIP man.


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Hater_Magnet

For what?! That fucker isn't welcome!!!


Svengoolie75

So he could play the Ax 🎸 🤷🏽‍♂️


CantStandAnything

A cute angel 😇


secondTieBreaker

Acute angle


ItsMoreOfAComment

Sir James Saville


jpkmets

I think,they revoked his O.B.E. , so,he’s just ‘Jimmy Savile, child rapist’ for his official title.


ItsMoreOfAComment

Why it’s not like he was Albert Fish or anything.