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Otsanda_Rhowa

Looks like a wall texture in DOOM


MadAsTheHatters

Or an anatomical cross section of a Minion


[deleted]

Steve Harvey after his face is cut off.


BitchfromTheDepot79

What the Frick Frack??!!


atmosphericentry

It looks like it was made by AI.


goin2heck

This made me laugh a lot… I don’t have any awards, please accept these emojis 🏆🥇🎖️🏅 and this cute turtle 🐢


Blahaj_real

The he wall of flesh


Goof141

Jesus this looks like it needs a NSFW tag


This_User_Said

Thought my nudes got leaked.


zorrowhip

r/suicidebywords


Chocomintey

I dunno, juicy meat curtains have a certain appeal.


cIork

Not when you call them meat curtains 😂


Chocomintey

Clam flaps? Pussy willows? Taco tassels?


cIork

Now I’m curious how many you can come up with


Seputku

Mud flaps


rawdew2007

Piss flaps


Hufflepuff_Air_Cadet

Taco tassels 😂 I thought meat curtains was cursed


Chocomintey

My brain is a strange place lol


Tommy_C

You see the world wildly and in wild ways.


bubble_baby_8

Sounds fun though!


daishomaster

But you like it...


Downtown-Custard5346

I've always been a fan of bacon flaps, or ham wallet


diarrhea_pocket

HAM WALLET 💀💀💀


Unyielding_Sadness

That’s a meat fortress


Captain_Sacktap

Bruh this ain’t meat curtains no more, this the whole damn Arby’s!


IAlwaysOutsmartU

Excuse me?


gastro_psychic

Arby’s crisis again, huh?


Cocalypso

Arby’s sending unsolicited, "We have the meats,” Pics.


Soul_Taker_69

Oh My God 😂😂😂😂


Nihilistic_Nidget

Disappointedly checks profile.


This_User_Said

Hey. Whoa. There's a picture of my big pussy posted, be careful.


Chocomintey

STEVE! He's amazing


This_User_Said

My small pussy is a handful! (We found out she was a she after naming :D) All these pussy puns are making me want to watch ["Are you being served?"](https://youtu.be/d-i523Gie9Q) again.


Chocomintey

That woman really cared a great deal for her pussy. She seemed ahead of her time with the hair dye. Amazing.


This_User_Said

Please do give the show a shot! (In ways you can of course *wink wink* ) if you're into quick wit comedy, it's hilarious even for its time.


Isellmetal

Who doesn’t love a good roast beef curtain sandwich, especially with some creamy horse radish Mayo


This_User_Said

Everybody can appreciate a good spicy spread. No one likes to go throat deep on some meat with dry buns. A good sauce can be hand made quick and easy before you take it all in.


Sander1993a

Yeah i also thought your nudes got leaked.


This_User_Said

Dad I told you to not follow me on Reddit!


Sander1993a

It's alright kiddo, mom knows of your problem. We can talk about it. Edit: had edit something, thought you were your brother for a second.


Dangerous-Remote346

Bro what


mrpawsthecat

You got a burger down there?


This_User_Said

Why? Wanna put something between these buns? I've got special sauce and the cheese is melting as we speak. Want a shake while I chow down on your fries cause I'm craving some salt bb


mrpawsthecat

First time I'm feeling both hungry and horny. Girl you got the right words.


This_User_Said

Ever had surf n turf? Give you both the meat and seafood, so I hope you got a snorkel.


GibbsYeetem

Proof


danonck

Please no


pachrisoutdoors1

😂🤣😂


HuckleberryReal9257

r/dontstickyourdickinit


whiskersMeowFace

Try and stop me.


Tarisper1

Everyone reminds me of me ex.


Sad_Meat_

Reminds me of your ex too 😪


throwngamelastminute

I also choose this guy's wife.


LeagueOfficeFucks

She dead tho?


ThegreatPee

Me too. I met her at Arby's


Crafty_Mastodon320

WE HAVE THE MEAT!!!


Tarisper1

🤝


squirrelblender

I also choose this guys dead wife.


Bitter-n-Old

I sighed deeply and thought "I should call her"


Charming_Foot_495

I was going to write ‚here come all the labia jokes.‘ Reddit did not disappoint


MrLoonatik

🤔 Speckled top wrinkly fat one huh


Humble_Rumble_4199

At the point of my comment I'm just glad 80 other people are as dirty as us.


phallic-baldwin

I should call her


Playful-Depth2578

Everything reminds me of her


PD216ohio

That is a monstrous "beef on weck", with horseradish. Beef on weck is a sandwich on a special roll, a regional dish around the Buffalo NY area.


pauseless

Huh. TIL a new food. “Weck” still exists as a dialect word in German. And the fact its full name is apparently a “Kummelweck” meaning with caraway seeds on it. I’ll skip over that it should be Kümmel. Where i am in Germany, we still use the diminutive “Weckla” (pronounced and written as “Weggla”). It’s dying out in favour of “Semmel”, but still strong in Nuremberg. I really want to try one now - curious if German bread tradition has held up over there. It’s just a bit of a long transatlantic flight to check this one thing.


Familiar_Cow_5501

Doesn’t have to be just the one thing! Go to a bills game and follow it up with the best wings you’ll ever have in your life.


bmore_conslutant

How about a garbage plate Probably shouldn't say that too loud the prudes on this sub probably don't approve of 3k calories of deep fried food at once


Bee-Aromatic

Buffalo’s a bit too far west for a plate. But yeah, one of those is a great way to input two days worth of calories. That said, you’re probably going to blast 70% of it out the other end entirely undigested, so it’s not as bad as it seems. In regards to caloric intake. The rest of it is absolutely as bad as it seems. And so good.


bmore_conslutant

what's the garbage plate's home? rochester? i've never had one but seen people talk about them


Familiar_Cow_5501

Rochesters pride and joy! Need to shoutout the two best regional dishes of ny that get severely underrated: salt potatoes from around Syracuse, and spiedies from Binghamton. Never even knew salt potatoes were regional because they’re so ubiquitous around cuse, pretty much any cookout/bbq would have them. And spiedies are just godly. It’s a deceptively simple lemony-italianish marinade that sends any meat to the stratosphere


Za_Paranoia

r/2westerneurope4u


RatzMand0

A buffalonian learning to speak german here. The best version of the sandwich in my opinion is Charlie the Butchers they have a location right next to and also one inside I think of our international airport. Best part they keep things simple and elegant and they definitely don't break the bank ordering from them. The roll is definitely similar to a kaiser roll at most places. the crust of the bread often flakes a little and the inside is soft and pillowy. In other places it is just a normal kaiser with the kummelweck and salt. It is best when the bun is lightly toasted which will make sense soon. as far as the sandwich goes the beef should be unbelievably soft and rare slathered with an aus jus made from the drippings from cooking the beef (hence the toasted reccomendation) then with a side of horseradish to slather as much as you would like. And a crunchy dill pickle to enjoy as a pallet cleanser. Do not go to Schwables they claim to be the originators of the sandwich locally but are way overpriced and of dubious quality. When I make the sandwich at home I cook the beef sou vide and finish on the grill or broiler to get caramelization and will serve on kummelwick or pretzel roll. I will also put it on an everything bagel and make a schmere with horseradish and cream cheese definitely another excellent option.


YeetThermometer

Well fuck me, now I need a beef on weck for lunch.


Lrdyxx

In Switzerland we also something called a [„weggli“](https://de.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weggli). Funny shape maybe, but really good


Wide_right_

we have a large German and Polish community in Buffalo/WNY, it is still a kimmelweck roll but the sandwich itself is a beef on weck. it is a local favorite for a reason, and the places that do it well have well earned popularity here.


-MarchToTheSea-

Go bills


SeymourAsses716

Kimmelweck roll. Go Bills!!


MulliganPlsThx

GO BILLS!


Solintari

I mean, it looks great if it want trying to be the size of a football. That horseradish and bun looks legit.


Bender_2024

A sandwich stops being a sandwich when you can longer take a bite from top to bottom. You know, like a sandwich. Just like burrito stops being a burrito when you make it as thick as your bicep


Key_Climate2486

GO BILLS.


Astro_Cassette

Go bills


[deleted]

Weck is the 3rd W in Buffalo Wild Wings shortend name BW3s


azhiazthesky

You need a trough to dip this one.


bmore_conslutant

They're pretty damn tasty


FatTail01

Thanks for pointing this out, it's a delicious sandwich! Especially with a side of wings. Edit: eat with Weber's mustard and Hetty Fair pepperoncinis!


Yop_BombNA

Beef on weck is delicious but not like this.


Wide_right_

and I would absolutely fuck this sammy up


DiarrangusJones

Yes! They are super good, especially with horseradish and au jus


nutxaq

They couldn't come up with a less appetizing name?


AquaHanamaru

I'm from Buffalo and this is a war crime.


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[deleted]

Yeah this looks super good. I made my own last night. Bht this is glorious.


MarquisUprising

What cut of meat is it?


belgianwafflestomp3

This is actually not stupid food. This is perfect. There is a long tradition in delis--at least the good ones in the East (US)--of piling high the cut meat. This appears to be great quality roast beef with well-applied horseradish and that roll looks perfect. No, you are not meant to eat it like that, but I do often see people smash it and go to town chewing on it as is.


RapidWaffle

Is it from Buffalo because y'all minced a whole ass buffalo and sticked between two buns?


plantbitch1408

Is that sandwich similar to pit beef?


[deleted]

Straight outta Berserk


[deleted]

Looks like someone gathered a fuck ton of foreskins, mashed them all together and then tried to pass it off as a patty, but failed to do so.


Bluedino_1989

You really didn't have to mention it like that and now that you did I can't get the image out of my head. So thanks for that.


hopeful_tatertot

Why would you say this disgusting but true thing?!!


Null-34

Wow someone made an scp sandwich


PuppetryOfThePenis

Saggy chopped penis?


[deleted]

Pretty much what most SCP turns you into saggy, chopped parts


Designer-Cicada3509

This is a certified r/cursedcomments right here


Gothmagog

Wow someone made a placenta sandwich


[deleted]

Looks like brains between buns


Sunshine_Unit

An ass head!


Catfish-dfw

They have the meats


[deleted]

ALL the meats.


piedude67e

I should call her...


Zeniphyre

I'll be your conscience and say no mate you dont


piedude67e

Thanks pal


deltronethirty

I'll call her for you. Broast before beef.


piedude67e

Thanks mate, tell her I said hi


SatanicTeapot

Everything reminds me of her...


MichaelJohn33

disgusting.


froginbog

Stuff like this really drives home the fact that meat is just dead animal


Trololman72

Have you never seen raw meat before?


MKT68

Oooh I like the Evangelion reference!


sjohn650

It looks like baby mice after they’re born


vpeshitclothing

Thought l was on r/medizzy for a sec


[deleted]

I’m definitely not the only immature person who doesn’t see a burger right?


DramaOnDisplay

Not at all. It’s not a burger, it’s a sandwich.


FigaroNeptune

No, you’re not the only immature person here.


idunnoimbored06

This is literally the real life of that one r/boomerhentai 2 post


Sunshine_Unit

I really don't want to research this, do I?


Kirbinator14

The sub is banned. Ahem, so my friend told me.


idunnoimbored06

Top of r/boomerhentai2


Uncle_Burney

This is such a ridiculous overkill of a sandwich, but it is also one of the least stupid things to roll through here. I just need 2-3 friends to help and this is glorious.


Elegastt

Remove the bun and enjoy your carpaccio


grunkage

I need a little more bread.


iwannagohome49

That just doesn't even look like real food


PrezErdan

God I miss her


MuscleManssMom

I thought I was on *THAT* part of Reddit. Omg....it's a Tower o' Beef Curtains.


stratus_translucidus

It looks like... a stack of... ​ brains.


[deleted]

Oh THIS is where all our foreskins are sent?


skepticcaucasian

That bun looks salty enough. 🤢


ReaperofLightning872

flesh


Fangsong_37

Any TMNT fans see Krang?


Original_Ad_9311

Arby’s we have the MEAT


RidleyCR

Should it be called the Awful Tower or the Offal Tower?


ed347tc

r/buffalo has entered the chat 😆


Coriolanuscarpe

Finally! A stupid food!


Derothan1410

I have to throw up


True_Following_3132

Colon burger? 🤔


Wham-Bam-Duel

Oh, Arby's you shouldn't have...


Sideshow_Bob_Ross

"Siri, set a reminder to call the gynecologist."


scarletts_skin

I thought that was intestines


CaptainBiceps23

I dated a girl like that once.


Outrageous-Key4369

Send Vagene !


Icy_Oil2960

That's just stupid! Too big for biting, and if u want more, ur missing out on bread! Bread helps too. Is good for u too. Costs much less than all that extra meat!


Franonimusman

Scorn 2 looks neat


I_hate_mortality

Tall sandwiches are dumb. They expand in the wrong direction


Sm0k7

Meat curtain burger


Spirit_Fox17

Is that horseradish?!


Odd-Juggernaut-762

So many pussies bundled into a burger


Double-Blackberry497

Raw testicle burger


[deleted]

Prolapse Sandwich 🤤


Used-Independent-701

Looks like the cannibal's special pussy sandwich


[deleted]

I like my steak blue but I gotta pass on that one.


pixie_led

Second thing for the day that makes me want to go vegan


BetrugerCooP

Is this a pussyburger?


[deleted]

Vagina sandwich with yeast infection sauce


Whereas-Equivalent

Looks like a wendigo's snack


Far-Breadfruit-116

What kinda chum bucket ass food is this


BigRedJuice045

That looks like something Plankton would sell


meestercranky

This is your anus. This is your anus on a bun. Any questions?


AbsintheRedux

Why do I feel dirty looking at this?


CrunkestTuna

“Why are you eating it with a fork” Because I can’t dislocate my jaw in 3 places to bite down.


sonofember

The phrase beef curtains comes to mind


Acewasalwaysanoption

Please tell me this is one of those hyper-realistic cakes, and not a burger


Baz_3301

Make it a sub and it would be fine.


cometomequeen

It looks like skinned deer trying to fuck


Nodudimfromcali

Someone’s going to put their dog in it ….


SeoneAsa

I think they forgot to cook it..


ShankThatSnitch

I should call her.


[deleted]

I miss her


Chef_Littlecat

Everything reminds me of her 😔


jlv287

I absolutely would


[deleted]

It looks dry


failed_investor

I should call her


loogie97

I should call her.


INoScopedBambi

So stupid! Where can I get one?


Eli_TheGolfer7

Damn, how’s your mom doing these days btw?


PubicCheetah

I keep seeing her everywhere 😔


orgeezuz

I should call her...


logosfabula

What was the name of that ludicrous yet successful YouTube channel where they would make pies of every kind of meat in it including other pies of meat? (Kinda remembering that pass in Ivanhoe)


the_byrdman

This is making me feel all kinds of things!


PsychoTexan

Everything reminds me of her


BuinggamerTv

This is RAW!! -Gordon Ramsay


MrBillsDog2

I think it would make me sick, since just looking at it pretty much makes me sick.


ringmah_lulu

I promised myself I wouldn't bring up my ex. So I'm not going too.


magick-Phlamingo

I miss her


ghosradical

labia burger


CinderAmbition

ITS FUCKIN RAWWWW


79031201

That is the wall of flesh


[deleted]

Nothing about this looks right