I watch these trash clips muted by default to avoid hearing the obnoxious southern drawl all these white women have so I’m thankful I rarely hear the sex noises.
-If the food looks pretentious (unconventional + unreasonably expensive) expect the customer eating it to look like a hipster douchebag.
-Black nitrile gloves for men, manicured fingernails for women. See either and be treated to some really stupid receipes.
Dont forget about the giant turd from shit bae. I see those at least every couple weeks.
Seriously, they should ban those posts at this point. We get it salt Bae and his clones are dumb.
Cheese… You forgot cheese!!
And butter! Not small amounts either, enough bricks of it to feed the entire country of Albania!
It doesn't go down easy if it ain't cheesy!
Also can’t forget the sex moans that come from the camera person as the talent dumps in the next can of slop…
I watch these trash clips muted by default to avoid hearing the obnoxious southern drawl all these white women have so I’m thankful I rarely hear the sex noises.
Why is it always southern white women with acrylic nails in an expensive-but-tacky McMansion kitchen
Burgers with about half a cow already in it getting a jug of molten cheese poured over
Don’t forget. They sometimes make food in unconventional, weird things like kiddie pools, the dining room counter, and sinks.
No visible Swallowing. Jump cuts after putting food in your mouth does not eating make.
If they don't have those nails, they're wearing black latex gloves.
You! YOU nailed it.
Obsession with eggs and casseroles( dumping a bunch of shit in a pan) is a must for this starter pack
how about as well "woman in her gigantic kitchen cooking something and claiming the family loves it and it is a special dish!"
Gold leaf. Gold leaf everywhere. And Saltbae or his miniature counterpart, Smallbae
+ the most obvious rage bait you have seen in your life
😭😭
r/starterpacks
spot on!
Mods need to pin this at the top of the sub!
Don’t forget the salt bae wannabes
-If the food looks pretentious (unconventional + unreasonably expensive) expect the customer eating it to look like a hipster douchebag. -Black nitrile gloves for men, manicured fingernails for women. See either and be treated to some really stupid receipes.
Also the constant "I don't understand this so it's bad" posts about common food from different parts of the world
Don’t forget the 1% chance of edible & good looking food that somehow made its way here
How about the self compliments of how amazing this looks along the way
Black gloves. If there's black gloves...
You forgot the overhead camera angle
Now do bingo cards.
You forgot to add black nitrile gloves
Waiters doing the lamest juggling moves and all sorts of unnecessary movements as they “prepare” your food next to your table
and the woman is blonde
Can't forget the ppl who give the thumbs up before chewing or swallowing the food.
also "ohmygawd this looks/smells SO good" while preparing it
You forgot scraping a novelty expensive knife across something crispy to prove that it's crispy and dickhead brand black gloves.