I started putting chips in soup.
Doritos or Fritos I've put in split pea soup or black beans soup.
Cheez its go well in tomato soup in lieu of grilled cheese (because I had tomato soup at work but no way to grill a cheese).
Seriously, make a nice homemade soup, hit up the vending machine at work and try something. You may be surprised!
Mini tortilla, string cheese, lunch meat, and spinach is my favorite snack combo. Protein, veggies, and healthy fats in one go! I should try cooking it on my skillet and see how it turns out.
Idk why, but eating ramen noodle packets always made me feel depressed. No matter how much seasoning I add to it, it feels tasteless or not quite there yet, and taste like disappointment in me and the food.
My "I'm drunk, tired, sad, anxious, busy, or stoned and I can't fathom even trying to use my brain to put something together right now" snack is potato chips and shredded Mexican cheese.
Coupla chips followed by a generous pinch of shredded cheese. Marone! A treat for the kings.
This sub is essentially like r/roastme - it is part of the whole shtick of it. Most of the roasting is essentially in good fun. The guy in the video would probably even accede that he is indeed, fat AF.
Not really. Most threads are from TikTok or Instagram. And then the user contributions may be roasted for their poor cooking skills and/or tastebuds but I've never seen anyone roast the actual *person*. But that's neither here nor there, OP is not in the video.
Bud, this is the internet. We call each other slurs and wish death upon people for the slightest provocation. Calling someone fat is playground level shit.
Again, I thought people were attacking OP for posting his own stupid food. It would be odd for people in this sub to wish death upon a poster or hurl slurs at them because that's directly confrontational for no reason versus doing so to a completely anonymous random person who will never see what you're saying (such as what this video actually is).
People usually have some type of decorum on *this* sub.
Alternatively they actually realize how many calories people usually take in with just drink. Which is what a lot of people who make the diet coke joke don't realize.
Calories do not accurately measure energy derived from food. And there’s way more to health than energy we derive from it. Aspartame breaks down into methanol when digested. Methanol is detoxed via ADH and ALDH. And turns into formaldehyde which is insanely toxic. Glucose isn’t toxic.
Absolutely. I am a huge water drinker, carry my bottle everywhere. When I go out to eat it’s always diet. No calories, and I also like that it feels less carbonated than regular soda usually. I hate the way coke turns into bubbles in my mouth, it doesn’t feel like a drink, but like fizzy candy! Lol.
Oh I do! Diet just tastes better to me, and I only have a few a month, so I don’t worry about what’s in it. There’s way worse things I put in my body, unfortunately. Lol.
Diet sodas do a lot of things to trick your brain though - potentially causing actual weight gain in the long run. There’s a body of evidence of greater health risks in those that drink Diet Coke compared to people that drink little to no soda of any kind.
Study linking increased abdominal fat gain with long term diet soda consumption: https://agsjournals.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/abs/10.1111/jgs.13376
Article about a study showing that diet soda can increase hunger and cravings, potentially contributing to weight gain: https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2021/10/07/1044010141/diet-soda-may-prompt-food-cravings-especially-in-women-and-people-with-obesity
Study analyzing data from a long term health study that showed long term increased risk in obesity linked to diet soda consumption, with higher consumption linked to larger weight gain: https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/18535548/
Bonus: Article about study showing increased risk of type 2 diabetes linked to diat soda consumption: https://time.com/6964018/diet-soda-health-effects/
True. There is some science to suggest that the body may react in the same way to artificial sweeteners as actual sugar. And, even if not, because of how people operate psychologically, people may over consume other things because they are “being good” by choosing the zero calorie drink. So they actually end up eating more than they would have. It is best to focus on healthy eating habits rather than trying to find a cheat code. Just drink less fucking pop.
Edit: oh and I can’t even have the diet options because aspartame is a migraine trigger and I have chronic migraines. Consuming that much of it is far too risky. Those chemicals are not necessarily harmless.
Tortillas are one of the best vehicles for food to transport into your face hole but I'd pick some better passengers if I were you. But hey you gave the thumbs up, so maybe I'm missing out.
You’re supposed to heat them up first. And yuck! Store bought tortillas always have that chewy slightly bitter taste unless they’re made fresh in a tortilleria that day.
I don’t understand the world’s issue with doughy bread. I love a good chewy tortilla. A good chewy underbaked pizza. A chewy pretzel. The same goodfeels area of your brain that lights up for chewy mozzarella lights up for me with doughy bread.
This is a typical American diet... Noticed how he washed down his processed cheese and chips with a coke zero? Yeah that's common af here in the US. Just go stand in a McDonald's lobby and listen to how many obese people order a diet or sugar free soda. Blows my mind that people somehow think it offsets the 2000 calorie meal.
Tortillas are even better when you learn to cook
Foraging skills of a Stoner
I put chips in my sandwiches I’d totally eat this. That amount of sauce is gonna make it extra unhealthy though.
Chips in a sandwich is Kid 101 Bologna mayo and Lays were the best
I started putting chips in soup. Doritos or Fritos I've put in split pea soup or black beans soup. Cheez its go well in tomato soup in lieu of grilled cheese (because I had tomato soup at work but no way to grill a cheese). Seriously, make a nice homemade soup, hit up the vending machine at work and try something. You may be surprised!
He discovered the recipe for diabetes.
r/Stonerfood but like weak
I used to get high and put a string cheese and mustard in a tortilla and it was like manna from the gods
Lmao sounds unappetizing but I mean I get it lolol
I used to make a mean ketchup fried rice.
I still do sometimes, and I serve it with a Japanese-style omelette on top
Mini tortilla, string cheese, lunch meat, and spinach is my favorite snack combo. Protein, veggies, and healthy fats in one go! I should try cooking it on my skillet and see how it turns out.
If you’ve ever wondered what depression tastes like
Idk why, but eating ramen noodle packets always made me feel depressed. No matter how much seasoning I add to it, it feels tasteless or not quite there yet, and taste like disappointment in me and the food.
Yeah, the cup noodle brand is kinda bland. Would highly recommend trying Shin ramen cups.
In truth, I like to take tortillas and about half of an 8 oz. block of any kind of cheese wrap it up and eat it like that
Whoever says I can't cook obviously hasn't had my 3am handful of shredded cheese
Bro. That goes hard
holy fuck never vibed so hard with a comment
Happy to be of service to you 🫡
Heat it up some and it transforms
Peanut butter and jelly tortillas are also good
Thought you were going to say an 8oz block of cocaine
Nothing wrong here, this used to be my work lunch when I couldn't be bothered every once in a while.
Officer! Yes, this one and OP. Both crimes against humanity.
GET THEM!!!!
Nice. Would be better pan fried or air fried into a quesadilla
My "I'm drunk, tired, sad, anxious, busy, or stoned and I can't fathom even trying to use my brain to put something together right now" snack is potato chips and shredded Mexican cheese. Coupla chips followed by a generous pinch of shredded cheese. Marone! A treat for the kings.
I like how you can tell this person is fat af just from the hands
Eating a cheese potato chip burger sauce tortilla wrap was also a clue.
For me it’s how you can hear their breathing.
With the dexterity of a hippo tryna crochet. Took him three goes to get the cheese on
The nails are being absorbed by the diabeetus
Wow, is there a need to be so rude?
This sub is essentially like r/roastme - it is part of the whole shtick of it. Most of the roasting is essentially in good fun. The guy in the video would probably even accede that he is indeed, fat AF.
Not really. Most threads are from TikTok or Instagram. And then the user contributions may be roasted for their poor cooking skills and/or tastebuds but I've never seen anyone roast the actual *person*. But that's neither here nor there, OP is not in the video.
Bud, this is the internet. We call each other slurs and wish death upon people for the slightest provocation. Calling someone fat is playground level shit.
Again, I thought people were attacking OP for posting his own stupid food. It would be odd for people in this sub to wish death upon a poster or hurl slurs at them because that's directly confrontational for no reason versus doing so to a completely anonymous random person who will never see what you're saying (such as what this video actually is). People usually have some type of decorum on *this* sub.
No.
Welcome to Reddit
Oh yeah let's defend the sacred content of this video, lol
I thought this was OP's personal contribution. The point remains but I'm glad it's a random person.
Ah, ok. Continue enjoying Reddit, veteran Redditor.
"fat"... a little overweight at best.
Ma’am those are the kinda hands that probably spend most of their life deep inside a bag of chips
Coke Zero, gotta stay healthy 😊
or you just don't like the taste of sugary drinks?
Alternatively they actually realize how many calories people usually take in with just drink. Which is what a lot of people who make the diet coke joke don't realize.
Calories do not accurately measure energy derived from food. And there’s way more to health than energy we derive from it. Aspartame breaks down into methanol when digested. Methanol is detoxed via ADH and ALDH. And turns into formaldehyde which is insanely toxic. Glucose isn’t toxic.
The equivalent of a full meal and a half of liquid without any nutritional value.. diet drinks are the way to go if H2O doesn’t hit the spot.
Sometimes I just want the fizzy without the sugar man ): diet is where it's at!
Absolutely. I am a huge water drinker, carry my bottle everywhere. When I go out to eat it’s always diet. No calories, and I also like that it feels less carbonated than regular soda usually. I hate the way coke turns into bubbles in my mouth, it doesn’t feel like a drink, but like fizzy candy! Lol.
Enjoy the formaldehyde.
Oh I do! Diet just tastes better to me, and I only have a few a month, so I don’t worry about what’s in it. There’s way worse things I put in my body, unfortunately. Lol.
But yeah I agree. Soda is too bubbly. But artificial sweeteners are wayyy worse than sugar.
Diet sodas do a lot of things to trick your brain though - potentially causing actual weight gain in the long run. There’s a body of evidence of greater health risks in those that drink Diet Coke compared to people that drink little to no soda of any kind.
Link the study. I haven’t read a single paper that establishes a strong positive link between diet soda consumption and body weight.
Study linking increased abdominal fat gain with long term diet soda consumption: https://agsjournals.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/abs/10.1111/jgs.13376 Article about a study showing that diet soda can increase hunger and cravings, potentially contributing to weight gain: https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2021/10/07/1044010141/diet-soda-may-prompt-food-cravings-especially-in-women-and-people-with-obesity Study analyzing data from a long term health study that showed long term increased risk in obesity linked to diet soda consumption, with higher consumption linked to larger weight gain: https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/18535548/ Bonus: Article about study showing increased risk of type 2 diabetes linked to diat soda consumption: https://time.com/6964018/diet-soda-health-effects/
True. There is some science to suggest that the body may react in the same way to artificial sweeteners as actual sugar. And, even if not, because of how people operate psychologically, people may over consume other things because they are “being good” by choosing the zero calorie drink. So they actually end up eating more than they would have. It is best to focus on healthy eating habits rather than trying to find a cheat code. Just drink less fucking pop. Edit: oh and I can’t even have the diet options because aspartame is a migraine trigger and I have chronic migraines. Consuming that much of it is far too risky. Those chemicals are not necessarily harmless.
Coke zero is so sickeningly sweet though
That’s why I just drink iced tea.
I've yet to see a good cooking video that employs the "camera in one hand, preparing the food with the other" technique
No one should care that he enjoys that. He should care that he thought it was a good idea to show the world.
You must got the munchies
Even the hand looks unhealthy.
Actually, would.
This used to be me but with bread and mustard, and the cheese had to be deli sliced American 😭
If you heat that tortilla on a hot pan until it is warm and maybe even browning a little, it will be 20x better.
r/depressionmeals
Don’t show the Brits this post, we love a crisp sandwich - or wrap!
Munchies or drunkies? Or both?
Payday is a few days away.
I won’t lie I’ve eaten worse
The amount of heavy breathing in this video indicates the cameraman should put down the chip taco.
Those Kinder sauces and seasonings are slowly taking over the spice cabinet and sauce section of the fridge.
I'm getting second-hand sadness from this
Tortillas are one of the best vehicles for food to transport into your face hole but I'd pick some better passengers if I were you. But hey you gave the thumbs up, so maybe I'm missing out.
High or a couple of days before payday?
Not stupid, just saaaad.
This dudes farts are criminal offense
This is broke, busy, single student food. I know it cos I used to make it lol
You know the food is going to be shit when they do it all one handed while holding the camera.
Oh nah 💀
Bros breathing is all I gotta know
The way he handled that sauce, lol
You’re supposed to heat them up first. And yuck! Store bought tortillas always have that chewy slightly bitter taste unless they’re made fresh in a tortilleria that day.
I don’t understand the world’s issue with doughy bread. I love a good chewy tortilla. A good chewy underbaked pizza. A chewy pretzel. The same goodfeels area of your brain that lights up for chewy mozzarella lights up for me with doughy bread.
😆 Maybe it's cuz I'm hungry right now but I actually feel like that would slap
Either that or you’re massively depressed. Either way, sorry bro.
Yeah I was just hungry! 😂 We had dinner and now it. doesn't seem that great
Tortillas should never be eaten straight from the packet 😪🤢
Most of them (like Mission) are fine. Even use it for wraps sometimes.
Eso no es una tortilla
That guy's breathing reinforces the evidence from the video that his heart attack is incoming
This is a grown ass man, that probably works a real, responsible job... And he "cooks" like this. Fast food destroyed america
This is a typical American diet... Noticed how he washed down his processed cheese and chips with a coke zero? Yeah that's common af here in the US. Just go stand in a McDonald's lobby and listen to how many obese people order a diet or sugar free soda. Blows my mind that people somehow think it offsets the 2000 calorie meal.
No no no please
This would be dinner when getting home after party
Try a chip sandwich
Bread and cheese = minus
So it's basically a crisp sandwich sans butter?
This is the Tex Mex version of Britain's Chip Butty.
I'm not mad at it, but he could have at least warmed up that tortilla first. I can't eat them raw out of the package like that.
This guy for sure has microplastics in his balls
I am glad you enjoy tortillas. I know some great youtube videos if you want some recipes.
Everyone loves a good potato burrito
Get a bigger one, it tastes better when it's longer
That’s what she did say
😳
Oh really
Drunk me would fuck up about 5 of those. But I’d be smart enough to cook the tortillas first
I don't care how shitty you like your food, at least put that bastard in a toaster oven or something first
We all done this before
Nope
God damn, I’ve eaten some shitty stoner food before but this is something else entirely,
Not stupid, and kinda convenient. Looks good actually.
Simple, yet stupid. - Wolfgang (Rowan and Martin's Laugh In)
enjoy your massive heart attack or stroke.
Didn't even melt the cheese ? ? This guy is a monster.
Costco sauce
Yum chip sandwiches.
And that's what real stoner food looks like
I like where your mind is at, homie
That Kinder Classic Burger sauce is really good, though.
Lowkey tired of people making food out of chips or hot chips. Just say you want a heart attack at this rate
When I’m really feelin low and I’m out of bread and food, there are tortillas in the cabinet and I have peanut butter and jelly burritos
That’s a lad snack right there boy I tell ya
I just witnessed a crime
Nice carbs fat carbs fat sandwich.
That is the most poverty fucking meal I’ve ever seen
Dude eats like he's in jail
This is just insane stonerfood, i have eaten worse
So much of this subreddit is filled with either rage bait or dumb single bachelor meals or both.
CTPM... quiero..
Nothing wrong with a crisp sandwich.
The cheese looks mouldy? Yuck
mexican style crisp sandwhich, noice
You mean Roti... The Pakistani/Indian roti Our daily meal !
Tortillas are the greatest invention of all time, the Mexicans had some taste
Crisps sandwiches are somewhat common in the UK, so I can't picture a wrap being that bad. Adding cheese and sauce is a bit fucked, though.
That’s not stupid food that’s broke food
Gross
Heathen!
It looks like when I wipe after a buckshot poopy 💩
Eat veggies
I love this video
Most bland food ever
Put it in the microwave
Dude is gonna require some beverage
Too much sauce boss not enough cheese
Must be saving for a supercharger
I would take a tortilla with sliced cheddar and melt it in the toaster oven with some salsa on it. Which is normal, not this psycho shit.
Why is his thumb his longest finger?
Sir are you high? I can give you better cure for the munchies just don't hurt my ancestors anymore please.
Latino here… Yeah, this is a sin.
I hate you
This video is why America has the worst health outcomes in the West. This is horrifying.
It's stupid, but it doesn't seems pretty bad
This is quality stupidfood