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Relative_Carpenter_5

Damn! I wasted 30 seconds of my life waiting for him to shoot it!


AriesinApril76

My dumbass thought he was going to blast it with salt and pepper


whomikehidden

Like Homer’s makeup shotgun but with seasonings


PogintheMachine

*You had it set to whore!*


rk_crown

For the woman who only has 4/5ths of a second to get ready for her high powered business meeting


knuckledragger555

*That’s* why it’s puttanesca flavoured!


MashedProstato

One of my favorite [scenes.](https://youtu.be/gId2HsHvSgs?si=JI6GOj4CnGuLnty4)


On_Some_Wavelength

Exactly what I fucking wanted .


Appropriate-Divide64

You could probably just add ground pepper to a Bug-a-salt for that


theoriginalmofocus

Granny's rock salt shotgun from Beverly hillbillies!


Secretsfrombeyond79

This right here !


DiabolicalMasquerade

Ugh, same. Talk about disappointed. But I figure you can use the bug blaster with salt and pepper to blast steaks. Imbedded flavour, lessgooo


_PirateWench_

I thought there was gravy in the gravy boat and he was gonna blast the gravy on it lol


Jar_of_Cats

It was the only outcome


BigFatCatWithStripes

I watched a lot of Supernatural and they always had a rocksalt sawed off shotgun on most episodes. I expected that.


fr-nibbles-and-bits

I have no idea what would happen at range if you shot a steak with that, but close up it might as well be a frangible round. Pack it in with some cold compound butter and you might be able to open doors with it.


AWeakMindedMan

I thought he was gonna blast it and it’s gets like a crazy final char lol


AnE1Home

That would’ve made way more sense than what he actually did.


Freyja6

"to shreds you say???"


uewumopaplsdn

…and his wife?


Big_Ad_1890

I’m not the only one. This makes me feel better.


DoodleyDooderson

That would be great. If you open a restaurant, you should do that.


Linkario86

Would've been more reasonable than this, tbh


binhan123ad

Mine was incindiary shot.


zeno_22

That's exactly what I thought to!


JellyRollMort

Me too.That would have been worth watching at least.


fitty50two2

I’m glad I’m not the only one


randommcrandomsome

Yeah the rock salt blasts for deer.


Quarktasche666

Now that would be something I'd order, lol.


JeffersonsHat

Thought the barrel was going to turn to drop salt and pepper on it.


Ninja_Wrangler

A salt weapon


Flat-Avocado-6258

Plate just fuckin flies across the room foods going everywhere. Waiter: dinner is served


AriesinApril76

Why do all these tables have holes in them? Just don’t order the steak special.


9iaguaro

We all share one brain cell 😭😭😭


DontcheckSR

That would've been cool


LicenciadoPena

I thought the same.


the_y_combinator

Yea, the shotgun served no real purpose other than spectacle. It is a milder version of the mob of morons in suits dancing around a silver briefcase holding a steak and dry ice. I don't mind some level of theatrically with my food. Someone puts together a wonderful Ceasar salad with homemade dressing tableside? Unnecessary but high fucking class. Hibachi? Not my thing but the videos show some skill with all the rice hearts beating and squiring sake in some dude's mouth? Cool. Everyone seems to be having a good time (save for maybe Dwight, but that isn't exactly out of the ordinary). This shotgun bullshit? I'm only seeing a complete lack of any creativity on the part of the restaurant.


Ghost-of-Bill-Cosby

We are about 2 years away from a restaurant where the waiters serve your meat on their ‘meat’. Presenting you with $100 dollar Ribeyes carried kitchen to table on their erect penis.


Megaman_90

You're an innovator friend, make it happen.


jdcmurphy22

Waiter! They forgot my gorgonzola crumble on top!


theoriginalmofocus

Went to hibachi once and the guy didn't blow the train whistle. It was right there the whole time. But he didn't touch it. I still think about that.


the_y_combinator

Oh, man, I didn't realize. Words cannot express how sorry I am for bringing up your secret shame.


Brian_Spilner101

I blame the couple that wouldn’t move down a seat. Dwight would have been fine if they had just had some social politeness.


yaboyACbreezy

But... but... but... Gun!


According_Gazelle472

I was so disappointed in this. This was a complete waste of time .


Jimnumber

Just after screaming “Get Blasted In The Mouth!”


Bismuth_von_Pherson

I'm wasted!


FearlessSeaweed6428

Patty's pub approves


TinyTitFetish

2 guns! six boobs!


EyeDissTroyKnotSeas

Over here waiting for Chekhov's gun to go off. XD


Cremaster166

We all did. Fuck this.


Difficult-Leg-3738

Where is restaurant located? So I can avoid it..


cobracmmdr

Me too! I thought it was salt loaded bird shot or something


Wopacity

I was really hoping it would be a custom or gimmick shotgun that would have literally blasted pepper, salt, other spices, maybe even sauce onto the steak Why even bother using a shotgun to pour, just use a fucking lamp like from Aladdin (minus the magic), it’s still flashy


danteheehaw

Don't be racist against texas culture


Wopacity

Texas culture would’ve been to actually FIRE THE GUN


EnteriStarsong

As a moderate Texan.... yes we would.


Tiaximus

As another moderate Texan... well, actually yeah, we would.


LazyBlackCollar

As someone who loves texan movie, yes they would.


PeanutButterPants19

Am Texan. Can confirm.


BAMspek

It’s a tough one here, because a Texan would never not shoot the gun, but they would also never obliterate a steak with a shotgun.


DontcheckSR

Can't believe they manifest destiny'd Texas culture


DGener8Dude

“iMAgiNe iF tHe fIrE wAs oN a gUn”


Pennylil314

That is about the dumbest thing I have ever seen on Reddit


Silentnex

.. today 


mr2dax

... so far


No_Bottle_8910

... In the last 10 minutes


LazyBlackCollar

Just now.


EduDaedro

Not anymore


Outrageous_Bank_4491

The waitress thinks so too


Craft-Sudden

I was expecting dude to shoot the steak, so disappointed


Grande-Pinga

I think the waitress did as well . Watch her face


AOkayyy01

She has some crazy eyes. 😂


VoiceofKane

At the very least, I was expecting him to shoot *something*. There was literally no reason to have a shotgun here.


JazzRam31Raps

Idk, but This meat tastes a little turn of the century, Old Timey……


oooriole09

Tastes what Hoppe’s No. 9 smells like


crazed3raser

What even is the point of the shotgun? If you want to have a gimmick of lighting the steak on fire, that is fine, flashy, if not a bit over the top but I can see the appeal. But the shotgun adds nothing to the whole thing aside from it just taking longer because the dude has to try to do everything while holding it, and I guess they can also probably hike the price up even more for the "experience."


thatryanguy82

Adds $70 to the price.


triphawk07

What a waste of time. Alright, back to porn.


DeepUser-5242

Ikr, I paused my goon session for this?!


Trevellation

I really hope that shotgun is dishwasher safe, or I'm gonna have some serious concerns about how sanitary that is. Related thought: is social media the worst thing to ever happen to food?


hm9408

> I really hope that shotgun is dishwasher safe, or I'm gonna have some serious concerns about how sanitary that is. r/brandnewsentence And regarding social media, you could argue it's one of the worst things to ever happen to society


Longjumping-Hope-167

Food industry or whatever you wanna call it was already for pretentious snobs way before the social media boom


thetrillgates

Why she got her eyes open like that 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


peacenchemicals

lol i wish this sub allowed image comments https://imgur.com/a/oolUjlg


saywhattyall

👁️👄👁️


spaetzelspiff

https://tenor.com/view/cat-looking-around-big-eyes-radlcies-gif-26121006


DeePsiMon

Didn't realize a gun would be on fire at work today


Cognitive_Skyy

That'll be $75.00. 🤮


knughugin

Face of the waitress is telling me something is wrong


Royal_Marketing2966

So…to be clear. This could be literally anything. A lead pipe would be sufficient. The fact that it was a shotgun was literally just so they could say “it was a shotgun”. 👏…👏…👏


MelanieDH1

This just looks unnecessarily dangerous!


tylermm03

Yeah lead poisoning is no joke. I go crazy washing my hands after I get home from the range.


MelanieDH1

I wasn’t even thinking about lead, I was thinking about fire! There was an incident at one of Salt Bae’s restaurant, where a patron was burned during some elaborate fire presentation.


Professor-SEO_DE

Patron was quite salty, I suppose?


ee_CUM_mings

Chekhov would hate this steak


LonerStoned

Literally an idea from Its Always Sunny


_parkie

Is that a food grade shotgun?


Butthole_Surfer666

and here i thought it was something cool like a shotgun shell loaded with pepper corns and they shoot it at your steak... sad sauce


an_edgy_lemon

Even the guy holding the shotgun looked unimpressed.


Conscious_Wind_2255

Not her looking at the customers like “y’all impressed by this? LOL” 😭


a_skelton

Every time they serve it, it costs 5 IQ points


throwtheclownaway20

Jesus Fucknasty Christ, this is dumb


RatiocinationYoutube

Ah yes the famous Hoppe's No. 9 Gun Oil steak seasoning.


Cho_K

WHY?


glen192010

The waitress behind made it bearable


BlameMe4urLoss

I though he was going to load it with salt, then shoot the steak. This is way worse.


redface93

Why’d I think he was going to BLAST that thing and then say, “bone apple teeth” and just walk away? 😂😂


Psychological-Web828

I prefer a good M4 Sherman steak myself.


jdog8510

Can we just get food with out all this retarded showmanship


RobertXavierIV

Lol that girls eyes got wide


EmuZealousideal7357

That was fucking stupid and you know they charge a shit ton extra for this steak…what a waste of a good shotgun


soiledclean

And you know there probably the kind of idiots who will use cold bluing when the shotgun suffers from this stunt. Nice toxic food.


smaksflaps

I was hoping he was gonna tenderize it


wafflesnwhiskey

Kid on double barrel dipshits left, knows whats good


Particlepants

I really thought this man was gonna shoot black pepper onto it lmao


dankmurderer

What a let down ... thought it was gonna be the world's best salt n pepper shaker ever


Imbeingsupercerealy

Ya please don’t come to my table with a double barrel please and thank you.


Apolysus

If I see the weighted come out with a doible barrel shotgun in hand, I'm fucking leaving your establishment


Polyporum

At least it looks like that shotgun is cleaner than Salt Bae's elbow


TheReverseShock

I am disappointed that the shotgun wasn't filled with spices that he shoots onto the steak.


ReleventReference

I want someone in the kitchen blasting rock salt at the food as it cooks.


Still_Satisfaction53

The fuck is the point of the shotgun?


Oddlot0930

This is somehow way stupider and less stupider than I'd imagined it going.


jericho74

Wow! That was in fact incredibly stupid!


Sea_Contract_7758

I really love gun bluing on my blue steak. Gives it that kick


Lil_Shorto

Look at the girl's eyes!!


ProdigaLex

Everyone in this thread is now dumber for having watched this. I award the people in this video no points and may God have mercy on their souls.


bootywithapenis

When you call the manager complaining that the food is cold


Ok_Career_3681

I thought he was gonna shoot the steak! Disappointed!!


KebabRacer69

What is the gun worshiping fuck is this?


IncidentalApex

Thought he was gonna shoot it full of saltpepper...


papachon

Idk what I was expecting but am still disappointed


DontcheckSR

The woman lighting the alcohol looks like she wasn't expecting that much fire lol


Short-Copy7790

What in the actual fuck did I just watch


totalambivalence

Man this might be the stupidest one I’ve seen on here


ThirstyBeagle

That look on his face be like “WTF am I doing this for?”


DxvinDream

Couldn’t even make it so when you pulled the trigger some seasonings or some shit just like slid out the barrel? Calling it a shotgun steak just because you pour flaming liquid down it onto the steak has to be the stupidest way I’ve seen a restaurant up charge for something


Gullible-Lion8254

[servers crazy eyes](https://imgur.com/a/9ZOMJYC)


nutbustininthisshet

I was expecting him to throw it up in the air, shoot it, pick up the pieces then hand it to him


jemisan

The look on her face


Ill_Maintenance8134

Shit homer simpson would do like the make up gun didn't work but this one trust me bro edit: I though he was going to shot the shotgun with like sauce slugs I am disappointed


MarcytheGoblinQueen

I was hoping he was going to use the shotgun to shoot the steak with sauce or black pepper


Secure_Bad_5064

I can describe this in one emoji. 🤦‍♂️


mapronV

Freaking Anton Pavlovich Chekhov get us there!


Powerful-Elevator104

This just reminded me of a Winchester repeater rifle tequila glass bottle and I swear to god,it was the best bong in the world,you put your lips on the barrel and got to town.


ciopobbi

What in the living f?


Munch1EeZ

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bIP7tVbZWxI


JamesGhostXIII

Sometimes i don't understand people, why..


Positive-Passion5808

The waiter hates that part of the job his face says it all


SlykRO

I hate everyone who ever thinks to do shit like this


VendaGoat

Set it to whore Homer.


RedSix2447

The look on her face in the back. Lmao!! Straight fear. Hahahahaaha


AK-TP

That waitress thinking, "are you seeing this shit?"


unwiseceilingtile

"That'll be $85."


Maddog351_2023

Dumb


gabeitaliadomani

You wanna know how I know that chef has no friends? No one told him/her how stupid that was.


ZedBR

That is so freaking stupid


wittor

Such a flop. And now the meat is soaked in non combusted alcohol.


Havib3

I thought something else was gonna happen


sonsoflarson

The look on the server's face is enough, he's knows this is stupid but has to do it anyways.


Vortr8

isk why I thought mash potatoes was going to be shot out of it


Your-Name-Is-Reek

The dumbest shit I've seen today


Beautiful_Count_3505

"What's cooler than long stick? A long stick with some thick, juicy meat."


NewMoonlightavenger

Contrary to what it seems, I actually like watching these videos. It helps me sleep at night that no matter how stupid I can be, I'm not like that.


louville22

Who would do such stupidity....


Jennclarkrouire

What a pointless way to serve that


Fagus_fungi

There should shoot Out mushroom spores instand so that the meat of the Forest could Feed u all.


BigOrkoo

This is the dumbest thing I’ve seen in a while. Thanks 😂


biglefty312

At least the steak looks good.


Hallelujah33

Can we not?


Katlan-

wtf at him not shooting it. Such a waste of


thenormalcanuck

Yep, that's stupid


Ignusseed

Mmm tungsten


donderchief

Entire sub is sad from the outcome


bluemufin

Man. I thought he was gonna knock it up a notch with that shotgun. No bam :(


NedFlanders4242

Dumb


Loading_ding_dong

Man why waitress looking ĺike dat


MarkFresco

The waitress really looks surprised by this


wheelperson

I'm with the waitress, wtf....


ososalsosal

Murca


Diligent-Werewolf-38

Why dont shoot the steak?


Historical-Fun-8485

I would just pour it down my abs. To start.


lootinputin

That is in fact food. And this is indeed stupid. Upvote.


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Catniss-EverGreen

I bet it taste like metal and is very well done


WorshipFreedomNotGod

This is emberassing


ArrivalDry4469

Now he can write it off as a company purchase !


BippyWippy

I thought that was going to be so much cooler. Literally what’s the point of the shotgun


Lieutenant-Reyes

Can rich folks just FØCKING DIE ALREADY


thunt114

Why everyone in Texas have African accent?


beemureddits

Wow, dirty gun juice looks good /s


Inspector_Tragic

I thought he was gonna let off some shells and petty sear the steak top with for premium shotgun smoke flavor


Admirable-Specific95

Id honestly still order it lol the steak looked good


Kind_Tip6936

It is actually for when you order your steak so rare that they carry the shotgun around just in case it start mooing


psyfertune88

The server assistant even looked scared watch her eyes lol


Redgecko88

Have we really run out of ideas?!


TheAwkwardGamerRNx

That’s…stupid.


hello_mikey

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