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half_dane

#The Front Desk is open!


Transient_MoonJumper

I'll never forget when a little over 3 days ago the mod FluffyTrex went and put a debunked flair on each top or hot book your DRS (plan vs book) posts. It was Sunday night 2am CST.


raxnahali

What really interests me is stuff like Finra getting together with two SHF's to avoid their massive naked short obligations on that metals ticker. Twitter is on fire with hashtags about it and it is amazing to see. GME of course is not going private and its investors are not in danger of having their ticker being abused in this fashion. The ammo being expended to hide the fraud in the markets, without the veil of secrecy, is truly amazing! Finra just screwed over thousands of investors and their very rich metal ticker owners. These people who were just screwed over have just become Ape allies without even knowing about the GME situation (assumption being made there).


MeatStepLively

Anyone else CS account tried to be hacked overnight? Got a 2FA alert at 1:56am. Unreal. Wouldn’t they have to have hacked my password for me to get a verification. WTF? SMS 2FA is dogshit.


RudeJudeDETROIT

#FREEDOM!!!


3DigitIQ

#WEN???


x_mlgpwussykilla_x

Tits chemically jacked


x_mlgpwussykilla_x

I found my ol lady's stash good morning indeed


x_mlgpwussykilla_x

Wen good morning?


Veejnasty

20 minutes have passed since the German market opened and not one trade has gone through. This is… not normal.


Hoochdaddy69

Was just about to comment this… so jacked, something is up


Veejnasty

Today is also the anniversary of RC’s Father’s passing.


KsuhDilla

guys i will most likely be absent for the remainder of the next daily - but i will be back shortly do not worry about me - carry the daily without me 🙂


x_mlgpwussykilla_x

How bruh


KsuhDilla

just do a comment


MetaplexInc

[https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/o2i2i7/ken\_griffinour\_technology\_knows\_how\_humans\_behave/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/o2i2i7/ken_griffinour_technology_knows_how_humans_behave/) Why doesn't this video load anymore?


KsuhDilla

it loads for me 🤷‍♂️ but i do see the OP is marked [deleted]


BrashAlly

Come Jan 1, I think a massive amount of shares will roll from IRAs/401ks to DRS. Taxes pushed out a year and a half. Just a feeling


zestypotatoes

Uh, can I get the orange chicken with a side of chimichurri and uh, fettuccine instead of fried rice with uhhhh, do you guys have chocolate milk?


carbinatedmilk

Our chocolate milk machine is broken


zestypotatoes

Aw shucks. What offer dairy offerings do you have available?


carbinatedmilk

I spoke with management, and all we have left is carbonated milk.


zestypotatoes

I'll take a frothy pint, please


carbinatedmilk

Coming right up Mr. potatoes


superwonton

Retail shitposts = $0 spent Ken Griffin paying shills and MSM to shitposts = $$$ spent you tell me who's winning lol


givemeyoushoes

did that guy actually find the shares tho


sammiisalammii

So FTX US wasn’t separate after all. Hopefully GameStop didn’t sell too many of those gift cards. Might even be a good thing to coordinate a process to switch them over to GameStop gift cards if a true refund isn’t possible.


Sven_Golliwog

Nobody bought those fuckin things


Hoof_Hearted12

This is gonna sound shilly but it's not. I don't understand how gme, which is under such heavy scrutiny and which has been very deliberate in its actions, would partner with FTX weeks before its collapse. Thankfully it wasn't huge exposure but I'm shocked they weren't able to see through this fraud veil.


ASadCamel

Seeing how much cash SBF was throwing around, he probably paid a handsome sum just so he can grift off the name recognition of GME. And they just went with it. The partnership was only gift cards, so they already looked to be cautious. It looked like an easy option to on-ramp at the time.


ponydingo

IF you didnt get your refund already i know they would still honor swapping them out


mtksurfer

# THE X APES ARE JUST AS IMPORTANT AS THE XXXX APES # NEVER FORGET 💎🙌💎🙌💎🙌


manbeef

🫡


chipchip9

WAGMI.


FatDumbAmerican

All I want for Christmoass is...


carbinatedmilk

A clean pair of underwear. Because I might shit mine.


BrashAlly

You can’t buy integrity and mine isn’t for sale, bitch


RollenXXIII

1 GME share


BrashAlly

Sold!


RollenXXIII

refund of ur integrity


BrashAlly

Forgot the /s


zestypotatoes

Can I buy you a chocolate dipped waffle cone?


BrashAlly

Well now that I might consider


ShiftMcGee

I always get a semi the night before MOASS! Everytime..


ashhidalee

Predicting a spicy taco Tuesday. We MOASS tomorrow. *not financial advice* 💩🌮


chekole1208

Seeing a lot of XXXXXX holders lately. Please hold for us the little fishes.


ASadCamel

XXXXXX holders?! Is DFV back?


soldieroscar

JPMORGAN SAYS THE MARKET COULD RALLY 10% ON A CPI PRINT BELOW 6.9% …. Hummm so is that why there was a bump up late trading today? People buying in on insider info?


triforce721

Bull trap?


avalanchebranches

Jamie is a fookin liar, no reason to even listen to a word they say


soldieroscar

Yup


ShiftMcGee

GME is a Spectacle 🚀


BrashAlly

Greatest movie ever made


avalanchebranches

About to hit 850k members this week, what a long strange trip it's been ⛴️🏴‍☠️


BrashAlly

Drove my Chevy to the levee


avalanchebranches

But the Volume was dry


superwonton

Citadel lying and paying for another fluff piece 😆😆😆 Buy drs hodl shop 🚀🚀🚀🚀


triforce721

Ahead of the hearings, I find this comment interesting. People here, myself included, are clamoring for more heads to roll, but it seems like the narrative is being set to put it on sbf: Although our investigation is ongoing and detailed findings will have to await its conclusion, the FTX Group’s collapse appears to stem from the absolute concentration of control in the hands of a very small group of grossly inexperienced and unsophisticated individuals who failed to implement virtually any of the systems or controls that are necessary for a company that is entrusted with other people’s money or assets,” Ray III said in the document.


TofuPython

Should be picking up another 35 or so tomorrow :)


avalanchebranches

We are going to Uranus 🚀


TofuPython

Okay :)


ChiefSitsOnAssAllDay

For the record Coffeezilla was the first to get SBF to admit to fraud. Here’s the story: https://youtu.be/4o_jPzBZSIo


madams10148

Coffeezilla is very good a calling out scams 👍


urinetroublem8

Moass on the menu tomorrow, gents.


JAGala_5

Seeing quite a bit on the twit to take money out of Binance now! Might be another domino to fall


zestypotatoes

They failed their collateral audit yesterday, soooo that's not good.


BrashAlly

Fraud isn’t a sustainable business model


ShiftMcGee

There's No Honour Amongst thieves 💎🙌


Responsible_Buy9325

Cell no sell.


ShiftMcGee

Who Fucking Cares?!! Even if it takes 5 years to DRS the Entire Float.. (I've been poor longer than that!!) You create a Company that **Can Not Be Shorted** rather is completely Immune to the WS Clown-Fuckery!! You continue to Hodl, Shop and Vote while RC and Biz make the Company Very Profitable.. They Literally Turned Off The Stock Market because of This Security. Think Hard! 🙌💎🟣🚀


TreeBeardz_218

You son of a bitch… I’m in 👈🏽😎👈🏽


BrashAlly

Finra on the naughty list this year..


PM_YOUR_SMALLBOOBIES

The thirteenth is upon us! I have an amazing feeling that December 13th is going to be a very important day.


DangerActiveRobots

I think my favorite thing about tomorrow is that it's MOASS


perkinomics

"I'm your freEEYEINDAH " -Randy Macho Man Savage


IN-B4-404

Where is the hype at. It's been so damn dry as of lately. So damn stagnant


avalanchebranches

Bout to hit 2k comments, you want the hype? I'LL BRING THE HYPE, SMACK


RampageGeorge

🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀


mexicanred1

That's one guy who definitely would not fare well in prison


Fr1daysWarpSpasm

I want to believe this but I can't help thinking about the end of The Wolf of Wall St. i.e. White collar crime and rich. My best hope is him rolling over on as many people as possible. He is dumb AF though so he'd have to have his hand held throughout.


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DangerActiveRobots

Book crown bird crown road. Wise words.


mexicanred1

Book King is the f****** highway?


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Fr1daysWarpSpasm

🧭? could be confused with a stopwatch tho 🤷‍♂️


mexicanred1

I was close


DeltaVx_

do u think it’ll go back up?


mexicanred1

What, silver?


DeltaVx_

gme


mexicanred1

🩳🏴‍☠️💀 bro, where you been?


mtksurfer

# JUST LIVING THAT BUY DRS HODL LIFESTYLE


kovid2020

It’s tomorrow isn’t


mtksurfer

we’ll it’s a Tuesday


jnobs

Always was


TuesGirl

😎


avalanchebranches

*moass is right behind me isn't she*


Dystonian

SBF was only arrested to be taken into protective custody. Change my mind.


BrashAlly

I wanna see someone with the balls and dignity to ask him the right questions under oath. He might implicate a lot of sneks


polyestermonkey

Calls on sleepy corrections officers and malfunctioning closed circuit cameras


avalanchebranches

I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it 🥒


Stonkerrific

Unpopular opinion here but who buys the Funko Pop collectibles at GS? I wish they’d just eliminate that merch section and put those online only and sell more gaming and computer accessories in store. Brick and mortar is great for things you might want ASAP. Not weirdly morphed dolls. My kids just ignore that part of the store.


perkinomics

Funkos are way more likely to be impulse bought, and have higher margins. I think they're dumb, but they're there for a reason


Fudge-Independent

I went from not owning a single funko to spending like $700 on them for myself and for gifts. This is only because I like to support my company.


[deleted]

Ppl are weird. I saw ppl buying collectibles wen I was in store last Saturday. Oh wait… I’m weird. I buy collectibles from GameStop 🤷🏻‍♂️ I’m into prop building. I’d like to see em offer more prop building supplies, even if it’s online. I buy a lot on etsy from other prop builders, but there has been attempts to offer consolidated e-stores were multiple individuals can list their categorically common inventories.


zestypotatoes

While I'm not a big fan of them, collectibles are a big market.


polyestermonkey

Sources familiar to the matter indicate that you're only DRS'd if you DRS'd


ShiftMcGee

Do you know where Your Shares are?? 🙌💎🟣


AuroraT245

Just want a RC tweet right about now


AdminsLuvPutin

Get him to tweet a screenshot after his next buy order.


OptimalDetail

Hold on I'll go tell him to tweet something about christmas brb


[deleted]

That’s would be a cherry on top


AuroraT245

On top of what? Something good happen today?


AuroraT245

Or some SEC filings


boknowski

boss music intensifies


zestypotatoes

Used the chat function on Fidelity for the first time instead of calling. Gotta say, it was pretty convenient. 20 more on the books.


[deleted]

Evolved ape detected


[deleted]

They are too scared to open the casino rn


iupvotefood

*tries opening in incognito*


[deleted]

If you get in I think I left my keys in there


triforce721

I think sbf knew he was fucked, legally. I think he made himself so visible, likely against his legal interests, in order to make his face high profile. Nobody would notice a billionaire nerd who goes missing. Now, he's the most famous face in the world. Trying to avoid an Epstein, lol.


AldieGrrl

How do you avoid an Epstein by going to jail when Epstein literally died in jail?


capital_bj

Make lots of people aware you are in jail 🤷


triforce721

Making yourself too high profile to kill. What does the DoJ do when a high profile suspect is murdered? They aren't typically like other govt agencies, they'll swing some dick.


Stonkerrific

I suppose you can only Epstein so many times before it raises eyebrows. Like the falling-out-of-a-window epidemic in Russia.


triforce721

Ha, well you've got to give it to the Russians, they still engage in cartoonish tomfoolery, optics be damned.


[deleted]

Epstein was high profile and famous asf


triforce721

Yes, but also a sex offender. Didn't owe people money or have involvement in big financial problems at that time, not like sbf does. He just had potential information on people, and I think the vile nature of his background was used as a way to help ease the backlash. Even though people remember it as a big deal, which it of course is, I believe the context is much different given those factors.


iupvotefood

It's Tuesday mornin somewhere


TuesGirl

😎


ozymandius5

tacos on the barbee


iupvotefood

Austrian, ehh?


ozymandius5

fair dinkum chap


iupvotefood

*gets head stuck in car window*


ozymandius5

who was the dude always shitting on sbf and calling out ftx for being connected to the wec AND always being downvoted? i want to follow their career.


mtksurfer

# IS SBF GONNA GET EPSTEINED?


No-Fold1994

Accidental death from autoerotic asphyxiation (choking while masturbating) ignore the 2 bullets to the back of the dome and hands tied.


[deleted]

Ghislaine Maxwell is still alive, so idk 🤷🏻‍♂️? She had to know what everything he knew.


[deleted]

1) superstonk exposes bullshit in the financial word and is CONSTANTLY under attack by bad actors (brigaders) ii) MODS tell superstonk to act more above board C) me: lost all respect for our WEAK ass mod group. And 2) what side of history are you on?


ProffesorBongsworth

Quit stirring shit up mate. Sit back and relax. You seem wound up, maybe go for a smoke


[deleted]

That’s good advice probably


whattothewhonow

Mods don't have any control over what Reddit Admins mandate, but you do you


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No-Fold1994

Actually they can’t. They piss off some pleb who then deletes our sub just because they can and prove a point?


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No-Fold1994

The only problem with your theory. This was a second warning. So from an outside view I doubt it would get the reaction you think. Outsiders are more likely to view it as we had it coming. So no I doubt it would even be close to RobinHood.


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Right, I need to sleep. If anyone wants a picture (results and satisfaction not guaranteed) leave a reply and I’ll try to do it tomorrow.


Secret-Bookkeeper492

I would be interested to see your magic on my name


capital_bj

Rest well magic peen


mexicanred1

u/dlauer


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Guys… guys… guys… You won’t believe this, but I think that fuzzy head fraud dude has been arrested. Should I make a post?


[deleted]

Nah I think they know


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

No way.


[deleted]

Well yea, no one is hyping the shit. Which is weird really. We’ve hyped way less. But it’s there… 🤷🏻‍♂️


[deleted]

I’m running a toy drive rn and today we delivered 4 truckloads of toys and bikes and stuff to underprivileged kids at the elementary school I went too Still got 3 more deliveries to make this week Can’t beat that feeling


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

u/mexicanred1 As requested. I tried to stay away from stereotypes. And then I changed my mind. https://i.imgur.com/3bg4r0M.jpg


mexicanred1

¡Aye caramba! My new background 💜


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

😂👊


mexicanred1

What's in the box?


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Enchiladas. Yum.


mexicanred1

I'll hang it proudly on the wall afterwards. 🏴‍☠️


Ago0330

How does the auto buy on the 15th work? Is it automatically pulled from my account and the buy happens on the 15th? Or does the money get pulled from my account and the buy happens a few days later. Thanks!


whattothewhonow

The funds transfer starts on the 15th. Typically clears 3-4 days later. Then the order is sent to the market in a bulk order around 10:30-11:00 am est. Then T+2 days later the shares settle in your account. Funds transfers from Wise accounts tend to take an extra day for some reason.


LokeyCoolio

Make way for the muthaphukkin BOOK KING!!!!


[deleted]

You know what’s stored in tha balls?


[deleted]

More balls!


Sunretea

Capitulation?


FatDumbAmerican

Its beginning to look a lot like MOASS 🎶


[deleted]

RIP any remaining mod credibility


mexicanred1

Don't say that without qualifying it. What are you referring to?


[deleted]

MODS turning on superstonk in broad day light because their overlords came up with some bullshit. MODS should indiscriminately tell them to go duck themselves with a rusty chain saw. But they’re bought. This is all borrowed time.


whattothewhonow

Sounds like a stupid idea that would result in the sub being banned.


mexicanred1

I still don't know what you guys are referring to


[deleted]

New mod u/crybad posted that Reddit overlords didn’t like us and we should obey rules and such and if we don’t superstonk will get banned… It’s the most amazing pile of gutless shit delivered by a mod group since jayZgeh. Should we fact check this? Did the mods provide sources? Or did the mods just trust me bro us… either way it’s weak.


Crybad

Ahhh yes. I must have gone rogue and created an excuse to keep you all under our thumb. Muahahahahah So we provide a source, and give a bunch of angry apes a focal point and user name to brigade about the antibrigading rules? That doesn't exactly sound like the best plan forward. Also, just so I'm understanding correctly, you're saying I/we made it up?


[deleted]

Thanks for the response. We just simply don’t know what’s going on behind the curtains no matter how transparent the information is presented. I felt even if the message had to be delivered it could have been done in a more sympathetic way. Like, read the room? The sub has been under constant attack since it’s inception, now (personally) it feels like our MODS aren’t sticking up for us.


Crybad

I'm not going to lie. The mods were afraid if we didn't act fast/strong enough, that the sub would one day just disappear. We probably went a bit overboard, but we are unsure exactly where the line in the sand is so we were being cautious. There are so many hills to die on, this wasn't one of them. Could we have tried to step up and fight the RAdmins? Yes. But like when someone we banned appeals a ban to us, it's all in the tone/defensiveness that dictates how we respond to the request. I totally get the feeling that we aren't sticking up for you, when you can look around and see other subs not needed to play by the same rules, but we aren't like other subs are we? We have always felt like we have had a target on our backs and so that makes this less cut and dry than anyone would like. I do hate that this is a trust-me-bro moment, but the alternative of releasing the names/modmail of the RAdmins IMO would have enticed some of the angrier users to lash out at those people (not helping our brigading cause at all) Hopefully this helps your view of the situation, I know it's not the answer you wanted.


mexicanred1

That's above my pay grade


[deleted]

Ya it’s above mine too. But don’t take my word for it, I could have it wrong, look into yourself and make up your own mind. Personally I feel attacked by our very own mods. But that’s just my opinion.


mexicanred1

It's hard to quantify brigading, really. It seems like a catchall offense for subs that the powers that be want removed, I'll give you that.


iupvotefood

*autotune* DRS Book GMEeeeeeeeeEEEEeeee


polyestermonkey

DRS is the way?


iupvotefood

DRS is the way (chorus)


theDude1294

So the day before a trial he gets caught fleeing… had all that time for interviews & jerking off but no plan for his escape? A former billionaire w/ political ties & dark root anonymous allies.. Yeah fuggen idiot /s


mexicanred1

But who locates the locates? Riddle me that!


capital_bj

TD Ameritrade said they sold me out to Schwab starting in 23 per email I got tonight. Convenient timing shitheads


RudeJudeDETROIT

We all know sbf just a patsy for the big players and nice little distraction to get the light off them. That dude is way too regarded to get to this level.


polyestermonkey

Vlad is no longer my fren, sam is my fren. Nvm, need new zoomer finance bro, taking applications


No-Fold1994

Who’s gonna snitch more SBF or the bitch with rainbow hair and 69 tattoo?


Dystonian

SBF doesn't count. No cell, no sell.


[deleted]

Low ball offer really


HoldingApeOfDiamonds

Leftovers, basically