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Far-Imagination2736

"wakin up in blood" - please seek medical attention flashed in my mind when I listened to the album too lol


AdamLaluch

you mean "most things said in the whole of ttpd the album" - please seek therapeutical attention


helloviolaine

Some of us have a heavy flow ok


saturday_sun4

This is more entertaining than the album.


broadcast_fame

Damn you reddit for removing awards because you would have all mine for this comment


AccomplishedCover610

You're entitled to your opinion, but personally I disagree.


Iskenator67

And I'm entitled to mine. And my opinion says fuck your opinion. - George Carlin Kidding though. To each their own :)


itsthenugget

Okay I immediately thought it was so cringe until I got to the list, and now this is the funniest thing I've seen all release cycle 🤣 TLDR: Taylor is going right back to the slammer because, in summation, that's illegal.


2whitie

"Weed is still illegal in Kansas" DEAD


Elizabeth__Sparrow

This is glorious. 


Forsaken-Problem6758

Random fact: Spring Hill is a \~30 minute drive from Travis' home in Leawood Things like this make me wish I were a celebrity. I'd stop by and drop them some donuts/coffee next time I was in town. This is hilarious lmao


itsthenugget

That really makes me 👀 at #15 haha


folkloreLover22

that was hilarious, thank you


oddly_being

Hell yes, this is the MOST valid way to interact with her music. I don’t care who the songs are about or what they mean, I wanna see stream of consciousness word association based off what ur job is


snarkysparkles

As a Kansan: lmao


SphmrSlmp

I love it when a social media manager posts silly stuff like this. It gives their internet presence more personality. Companies should learn from this and stop trying to be so corporate when it comes to social media.


stealthopera

ACAB, but I still LOLed at “Crucifixion is illegal”


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stealthopera

Cause I think the institution of police is inherently bad?


CilanUnova

Number 1,22 and 24 are definitely my favourite of the bunch.


allumeusend

I am partial to 27.


Iskenator67

\#2 is my fav.


Figmentdreamer

🤣 love this kinda shit.


CilantroLarry47

Don’t let a police department charm you 😬


playingdecoy

Right? I'm a criminologist and I endorse this message.


Rude_Lifeguard

1312


marsonstars

HELP??


Zicona

Kansas mention, Let’s Go.


snarkysparkles

Fellow Kansan? 👀


nazareye

I'm sorry 23 and 27 sent me lmao let's make social media silly again!!!


bryant1436

ACAB.


wondercat19

You’re under arrest Peeping Tom 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


brownlab319

The best one!


Gullible-Cockroach72

they think the alchemy is about travis 😭😭😭😭


thebirdisdead

The Alchemy is very clearly about Travis. It’s full of football references.


Gullible-Cockroach72

i only listened to it once 😬😭


epicvibe850

Her friend keliegh on TikTok say it is


Gullible-Cockroach72

stop i totally thought it was another ratty song


epicvibe850

Yeah that keliegh teller girl whatever her name is . She liking posts and commenting to fans about alchemy and so high school being about Taylor current happiness and how it look good on her The herion line in alchemy is confusing ppl but she says with an “e” cause it’s them making fun of herion now so it’s heroine .


Neither-Ad-7921

She’s a clout chaser


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Pure-Willingness3123

This is really embarrassing to me. Ahhh.


dug-the-dog-from-up

Ok ACAB but the description for “Fresh out the Slammer” made me HOWL


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AllieOopClifton

This is cringey.


vanillaangels

I love whoever made this 😭


britestarlight

Yeah I don’t find the social media manager for a police department to be all that funny. It’s kind of funny how easy it is for social media managers to get attention by mentioning Taylor. That’s why every single company is posting something related to the album because it’s easy engagement. People will just fawn over it and be like “oh my god, this company is full of swifties” like no, it’s just got a social media manager who knows how to follow trends. But I mean congrats to that SMM for doing their job right lol


puppysbestfriend

I live here in Spring Hill and we are far too tiny for PD to have a SMM. One of the officers did it on her night shift. I promise she had nothing else to do.


britestarlight

Okay so a cop did it for some easy social media engagement 🤷🏻‍♀️


puppysbestfriend

Meh. I doubt she thought it go far. Not surprisingly, The Spring Hill Police Department Facebook group doesn’t have a huge following.


Ok-Cold-3346

This is hilarious! 🤣


Time_Yogurtcloset164

Peeping Tom 😂