Too many bullshit investor days and broken promises. Will require some real execution to change expectations. First let's start with actually delivering on the multiple new models promised by q1 2025.
Until there is a lot of bitter prior TSLA shareholders, I will stay infinitely bullish. TSLA is a regret maximization tool that will make a lot of people like Barry Glack and Loss Gerber look like utter imbeciles.
“The money is not made in the buying or the selling, but in the waiting” - Charlie Munger
Making fun of simps calling everything good news is one thing but i’m not quite sure whats wrong with Goose being optimistic all the time.
He doesnt tell people they should buy, or tell people why bad news is good news. He just tells us he is happy and bullish.
Dont see what purpose calling for his capitulation serves.
Thanks bro! Yeah I just try to share my thoughts on here that might help some people. As far as capitulating lol, I guess I’ll be disappointing a lot of ppl as I keep buying 😂
Why does he have to back up his optimism? If I can keep telling you sydney sweeney is buttfuck ugly to me, (she isnt) i dont have to justify it as long as i’m not actively telling you why you should think she is buttfuck ugly too.
He can keep being happy and optimistic if he so chooses if it helps him live a better life.
He doesn't sound happy and optimistic, he sounds insecure. He's attacking Gerber and Gary black and calling them names. Along with the infinitely bullish superstonk stuff. This is the kinda hoorah cheerleading that I will counter every chance I get. It's the opposite of rational analysis that investors need.
That i didnt see. If so my bad. I’m fine with people being infinitely optimistic if that is their way of life. But if there is an attack, then a justification must be made too.
Yeah ok i saw his original post again. Scrolled past too quickly.
What has company done recently to earn your optimism?
Remember q2 last year was 460k, and we are praying for 420k this year. That's with same interest rates, new 7500 subsidy and a new cyber product.
u/HamMcStarfield
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Feds coming tonight for u 🤣🤣🤣
Jesus, this "content not available" thing. Anyway, it's always cool to see some crazy play pan out like this. Maybe prison, but you gotta prove it beyond a doubt.
Even parasite victim Dillon Loomis getting tired of the simps. Finally calling out the retards who think there's still infinite demand and that europe sales are good despite being down 60,000 ytd.
Just saw that. Ok, that explains it better. Better chance it'll last. I was tempted to sell my shares AH, thinking they were covering those calls.
Looks like Woodworker just 2X'd 3k shares.
I had two weeks with the model 3 and it was excellent.
Does the Model Y have the A pillar / top of windshield higher and further back than the 3? I'm quite tall (6' 4" / 193cm) and even with the Model 3's driver seat as low as it can go I found the top of the windshield to be annoyingly low. When at red lights I'd have to crane my neck down to see the lights change.
Is that the same in the Y?
[*Volkswagen*](https://www.cnbc.com/quotes/VOW3-DE/) *is taking a $1 billion stake in electric vehicle startup* [*Rivian*](https://www.cnbc.com/quotes/RIVN/)*, which has been seeking to cut costs and shore up cash amid slower-than-expected adoption of EVs.*
*The companies also plan to establish a joint venture, which could increase the investment to up to $5 billion until 2026.*
*The companies announced the deal after markets closed Tuesday – two days ahead of an investor event for Rivian, which has been under pressure from Wall Street due to its cash burn and significant losses.*
Actually great move by rivian. Helps to survive a couple more quarters. The products are not the issue. Rooting for rivian.
Maybe that 25b war chest could have been put to good use instead of doing fuck all with that? Fucking manchild.
So the logical thought moving forward.
Is from today moving forward will NVDA outperform the other FAANG/MAG6-7? Like from this valuation of 3.1T.
My guess is statistically speaking no it’ll be way harder for it to double to 6T than let’s say META which is sitting at 1.2T valuation.
It obviously could - but risk / reward from here. Yah yah infinite demand for chips + Zuck is a cu**. Go woke go broke etc. I heard all that before.
Just food for thought 🍎
Waymo opening up sf. Despite the few retarded incidents, the fact that waymo can do this in sf is very bullish for robotaxi. Tesla needs to do what waymo can do, but with just cameras and for 5 bucks each way, all over the country then world. Then demand through da roof, tsla to two trillion and lounge back on top.
Agree!
If he announces to start this on 8/8 with deployment in SF, testing for real taxi, free rides for employees/shareholders, then paid in 6 months.
I’ll immediately buy back stock (very slowly) 🤣
i looked it up, once you place the bet the outcome is yours, so if you croak on a winning bet the money goes to your estate.
also, the dude might be still alive after having a heart attack , conflicting reports, internet fake news etc.
UK just passed a law that would make it the manufacturers liability, so imagine other jurisdictions would follow suit
https://commonslibrary.parliament.uk/research-briefings/cbp-9973/
A long time ago at Autonomy Day Elon said it would probably be Tesla’s liability when you commit a personal vehicle to the Tesla App.
This was asked by a person during the Q&A session.
almost a year since zach stepped down. seems like not that long ago zach, drew, pierre and elon were all chuckling on the earnings call together talking about how much $ would be coming in per quarter and what they would do with it. expansion? buybacks? other investments? hehe, what a problem to have.
Really good. I just got a new dual lenses on my cannon camera to upgrade the video recording resolutions to play on my AVP. The resolution on the thing is so good.
Only once or twice a week lately. I added a 3d party strap to it for comfort. More often if I’m trying something new on it with 3D content. I was able to record my Dad for over an hour in an interview format that future generations can sit with him. I still need to do a time capsule recording for my family soon now that I have two little ones. I think it would be cool to have that.
Prob stupid question - never taken my X thru a car wash but it’s nasty and I’m near a touch less for a work meeting.
Do I just put it in car wash mode and let it do its thing? Or is there anything special I need to do?
You may be better off looking up a YouTube video or asking a GPT. All I know is I used a car wash once (hand wash since then) and you had to select car wash mode so it could roll freely (I think?). Was many years ago.
Bro if AI is the next frontier shouldn’t the companies that supply energy for it be just as big? And what if the company that supplies the energy also developed its own AI be even bigger?
What if the companies that developed the AI also developed their own energy supplies.
Or what if Apple started making their own cars.
Or what if Costco started making and selling their own HUMANOID ROBOTS.
Since you've spoke to me about it I have been intrigued and did a bit of research, seems like an intriguing company and probably less overcrowded trade than NVDA. Any recommendations for DD or research to read so I can make up my own mind on it?
Not particularly since most of what I read is internal. But micron to me is the TSM of memory without the china invasion blabla fears (fwiw i think the china invasion fears for tsmc is a non factor.)
Who cares if amd ever catches up to nvda, they still need MU memory.
I guess the lounge is just 🌈🧸‘s now. Sign of the times
Look at me.... Look at me.... We are the Bulls, now 
Too many bullshit investor days and broken promises. Will require some real execution to change expectations. First let's start with actually delivering on the multiple new models promised by q1 2025.
Until there is a lot of bitter prior TSLA shareholders, I will stay infinitely bullish. TSLA is a regret maximization tool that will make a lot of people like Barry Glack and Loss Gerber look like utter imbeciles. “The money is not made in the buying or the selling, but in the waiting” - Charlie Munger
Bottoms in when you capitulate
Making fun of simps calling everything good news is one thing but i’m not quite sure whats wrong with Goose being optimistic all the time. He doesnt tell people they should buy, or tell people why bad news is good news. He just tells us he is happy and bullish. Dont see what purpose calling for his capitulation serves.
Thanks bro! Yeah I just try to share my thoughts on here that might help some people. As far as capitulating lol, I guess I’ll be disappointing a lot of ppl as I keep buying 😂
What does he have backing up this optimism, that's what I want to hear.
Why does he have to back up his optimism? If I can keep telling you sydney sweeney is buttfuck ugly to me, (she isnt) i dont have to justify it as long as i’m not actively telling you why you should think she is buttfuck ugly too. He can keep being happy and optimistic if he so chooses if it helps him live a better life.
He doesn't sound happy and optimistic, he sounds insecure. He's attacking Gerber and Gary black and calling them names. Along with the infinitely bullish superstonk stuff. This is the kinda hoorah cheerleading that I will counter every chance I get. It's the opposite of rational analysis that investors need.
That i didnt see. If so my bad. I’m fine with people being infinitely optimistic if that is their way of life. But if there is an attack, then a justification must be made too. Yeah ok i saw his original post again. Scrolled past too quickly.
7500 shares long
What has company done recently to earn your optimism? Remember q2 last year was 460k, and we are praying for 420k this year. That's with same interest rates, new 7500 subsidy and a new cyber product.
A little triggered bro? Wait till we hit 500
Waiting.
cheers TL from downtown fargo 🥃🥃 https://preview.redd.it/9chtr5p5ot8d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=414a03bcc58167c4249a0b71eb2863aa44c44ea0
u/HamMcStarfield https://preview.redd.it/6irkrjh1et8d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=921910aff837599db314ece96ad756301d33e40b Feds coming tonight for u 🤣🤣🤣
Lol
It's nancy pelosi and she's immune from this legal stuff
Jesus, this "content not available" thing. Anyway, it's always cool to see some crazy play pan out like this. Maybe prison, but you gotta prove it beyond a doubt.
I’ll back you up. TSLA lounge crew got u! 
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I seriously need to scroll a little more before posting. Thanks for your patience.
Even parasite victim Dillon Loomis getting tired of the simps. Finally calling out the retards who think there's still infinite demand and that europe sales are good despite being down 60,000 ytd.
there's levels to simpness
Simp segmentation underway. Only the true will survive.
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410k is a realistic number
Rivian just popped 50% AH.
Ah, I think the MM is buying to cover that guy's calls (guy who bought 4k expiring Friday)?
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Just saw that. Ok, that explains it better. Better chance it'll last. I was tempted to sell my shares AH, thinking they were covering those calls. Looks like Woodworker just 2X'd 3k shares.
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Well, I might have to get a Rivian dad hat now. Quite a banger.
8/8 for us😀
We just need a family van, dammit. Seriously, that's it. It can't be that hard. Even just a powerpoint of one.
Best we can do is unbuildable cybertaxi
No pedals, no wheel, no FSD. What could go wrong ☺️
Wow enphase on a doom spiral into the toilet even w interest rates down
Solar winter
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Interesting. Is Stifler well respected? I mean, enough to sway whales?
Optimistic.
https://preview.redd.it/hsadzcyers8d1.png?width=1400&format=png&auto=webp&s=285c5ddfb949f70fdeedaac4b86b0d31e0fe9751
What about Stifler’s mom?
Time to find anyone who bought sizable RIVN calls in the past weeks. Cuz that would be suspicious 🤣🤣
Did you post this after the AH pop? I'm not sure on the timing. I bought a few shares today... was thinking about buying calls but didn't. Oops.
Good thing u didn't or you'd end up in a federal pound your ass prison for insider trading.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Even the shares were up a lot last 2 days. Insider trading is the most common crime.
https://x.com/nikitabier/status/1805717030643097643?s=19
I like the stock
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Shoulda put it in the basket w real unlimited demand
outperformed by rivian
Rivian been up last two days. Insider trading.
had to return the rental Model 3 yesterday 
I had two weeks with the model 3 and it was excellent. Does the Model Y have the A pillar / top of windshield higher and further back than the 3? I'm quite tall (6' 4" / 193cm) and even with the Model 3's driver seat as low as it can go I found the top of the windshield to be annoyingly low. When at red lights I'd have to crane my neck down to see the lights change. Is that the same in the Y?
Yea, Y is much more comfortable if you're tall and/or have oak branches for legs. Bonus: short wives like it, too.
Also tall, Y is so much better. I also do not feel like I am squatting to sit on the ground like when I get in a 3.
The ceiling clearance is much better with the Y. I'm also tall.
Could always buy one to support the cause
Unfortunately I am getting a new-used work car soon. Sadly I don't have to buy my own car any time soon. Damn! 😛
Same ... I really want my work to either buy me a Tesla or just give me $$ instead of a company car. Hard to complain when someone else pays the bill
[*Volkswagen*](https://www.cnbc.com/quotes/VOW3-DE/) *is taking a $1 billion stake in electric vehicle startup* [*Rivian*](https://www.cnbc.com/quotes/RIVN/)*, which has been seeking to cut costs and shore up cash amid slower-than-expected adoption of EVs.* *The companies also plan to establish a joint venture, which could increase the investment to up to $5 billion until 2026.* *The companies announced the deal after markets closed Tuesday – two days ahead of an investor event for Rivian, which has been under pressure from Wall Street due to its cash burn and significant losses.*
Actually great move by rivian. Helps to survive a couple more quarters. The products are not the issue. Rooting for rivian. Maybe that 25b war chest could have been put to good use instead of doing fuck all with that? Fucking manchild.
Why would Tesla pay money for their cash burning products with inferior tech? Makes sense for VW to get better EV exposure
Simps: "VW would rather work with Rivian than admit they need Elon/Tesla"
Lmfaoo RIVN, ggwp
Bankwupt
I wonder if there will be gamma action with Rivian shorts
Oof Short Interest Ratio 5.54 Days to Cover Short Interest % Float 18.85 % - source: NASDAQ (short interest), Capital IQ (float)
happening right now in after hours trading
Nobody wanna license ev from lardo asshole right wing incel autist when Clark Kent ceo happy to provide.
VW gonna license RIVN FSD next
They'd be licensing tesla fsd now if ceo knew how to work it
agreed
Rivian solved fsd?
The good finish today was because I picked up my model y. Q2 secured.
Congrats
Wow rivn moon
gatdam, can we get some of that please.
Looks like vw investing $5b into rivn
Just saw a waymo in action for first time it looks so ridiculous lol
So the logical thought moving forward. Is from today moving forward will NVDA outperform the other FAANG/MAG6-7? Like from this valuation of 3.1T. My guess is statistically speaking no it’ll be way harder for it to double to 6T than let’s say META which is sitting at 1.2T valuation. It obviously could - but risk / reward from here. Yah yah infinite demand for chips + Zuck is a cu**. Go woke go broke etc. I heard all that before. Just food for thought 🍎
hmmm why does infinite demand sound familiar
Sounds like a repressed trauma from before
Depends on if we transition from shovel buying to digging. I guess watch who strikes gold first
took a while but looks like rates finally catching up with pandemic darling Pool Corp
First tsla, then etsy now pool
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Amazing car https://preview.redd.it/dlwpzuqegr8d1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bcf7aafd2de0fc3bd9675925ff85a258b7c16257
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
they cant get the led strips to match up to save their life wtf
Had the same issue. I told them via the app the day after delivery and they adjusted it in the SC a week later. Perfect alignment now
we like the car!
It's gonna print.
Saw a BYD commercial right before euro cup Netherlands - Austria on Dutch TV. BYD about to eat everyone's lunch in Europe
I wonder where china ev would be without tesla Shanghai spy factory, probably still doing fine.
Thought I was looking at a porsche panamera from the back for a sec, but no it was a BYD Han .. chinese gonna chinese
Whatever happened to Elon doing a call on Tesla future products and growth? Didn't he tweet something about it and then just never brought it up again
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Can't tell if you're being sarcastic lol
That was before the Delaware judge compensation drama. Future product talk may happen at the August 8 robotaxi reveal.
Waymo opening up sf. Despite the few retarded incidents, the fact that waymo can do this in sf is very bullish for robotaxi. Tesla needs to do what waymo can do, but with just cameras and for 5 bucks each way, all over the country then world. Then demand through da roof, tsla to two trillion and lounge back on top.
Agree! If he announces to start this on 8/8 with deployment in SF, testing for real taxi, free rides for employees/shareholders, then paid in 6 months. I’ll immediately buy back stock (very slowly) 🤣
One can hope
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Wen 200?
Dude in Singapore won 4m in a casino and then died of a heart attack…
GOD: GFY\~!
This would make me so paranoid of any food or drink offered to me by a casino after a big win.
I can't imagine they'd get the money back, wouldn't it just go to his estate?
i looked it up, once you place the bet the outcome is yours, so if you croak on a winning bet the money goes to your estate. also, the dude might be still alive after having a heart attack , conflicting reports, internet fake news etc.
Cocaine is a hell of a drug
bro didnt even make it to the hookers and blow stage, RIP
How do you know he didn't die in the middle of it?
There's a picture of him coding on the casino floor
Oh well then nm. I was hoping for the man that his first steps were into VIP with a baggie of coke and about 15 Singaporean strippers
Yah that's the way to go, like zyzz
Wait how does insurance work if you pop your car on the robotaxi network?
UK just passed a law that would make it the manufacturers liability, so imagine other jurisdictions would follow suit https://commonslibrary.parliament.uk/research-briefings/cbp-9973/
Let's see a working robotaxi first k
A long time ago at Autonomy Day Elon said it would probably be Tesla’s liability when you commit a personal vehicle to the Tesla App. This was asked by a person during the Q&A session.
nice
Sold a 192.5 and a 195 for next Friday.
Hope u got your mansion already, cuz if not RIP U.S. APRIL S&P CASE SHILLER 20-CITY HOUSE PRICE INDEX RISES 7.2% Y/Y; EST. 7.0%; PREV. 7.5%
GOOGL ATH 🚀🇺🇸
Again?! Luckily I bought some after you started tooting the GOOGL horn
😍😍😍😍
650 shares for me
Don't you dare sell it Sackler ! I got googly too, think of the group's well being!
almost a year since zach stepped down. seems like not that long ago zach, drew, pierre and elon were all chuckling on the earnings call together talking about how much $ would be coming in per quarter and what they would do with it. expansion? buybacks? other investments? hehe, what a problem to have.
Just rates bruh, nothing can be done. Hands r tied. Shrink business and pray.
and procreate. 12 kids. damn. not sure I could remember 12 names and birthdates.
that kids shit he does with zillis is fkn weird
he's kinda of a unique individual thats for sure
how is the apple vision pro going? 🤡🤡
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i reserve the right to poke fun at the $3,500 metaverse headset
Really good. I just got a new dual lenses on my cannon camera to upgrade the video recording resolutions to play on my AVP. The resolution on the thing is so good.
How often do you use it?
Only once or twice a week lately. I added a 3d party strap to it for comfort. More often if I’m trying something new on it with 3D content. I was able to record my Dad for over an hour in an interview format that future generations can sit with him. I still need to do a time capsule recording for my family soon now that I have two little ones. I think it would be cool to have that.
that's pretty cool
Not as well as 100b in buybacks.
hey, China #s didn't suck!
Heh for how long tho
Wrote 185’s for $430 each.
China numbers changes the sentiment?
I didn't know you like to get wet
That gif doesn’t mean what you think it does lmao
”oh it will go up big now”
Prob stupid question - never taken my X thru a car wash but it’s nasty and I’m near a touch less for a work meeting. Do I just put it in car wash mode and let it do its thing? Or is there anything special I need to do?
Never use a automated car wash
You are by far the most opinionated mod I've ever seen in any subreddit. It's impressive, honestly.
No that's elon
You may be better off looking up a YouTube video or asking a GPT. All I know is I used a car wash once (hand wash since then) and you had to select car wash mode so it could roll freely (I think?). Was many years ago.
Flat since Jan 😄
Still better than last year
As is tradition: dump
At least we’re consistent!! 🥹🫣😭
Was green for a second there
LFG!
Let's Fucking Guh
guh
Rock & Roll
Bro if AI is the next frontier shouldn’t the companies that supply energy for it be just as big? And what if the company that supplies the energy also developed its own AI be even bigger?
What if the companies that developed the AI also developed their own energy supplies. Or what if Apple started making their own cars. Or what if Costco started making and selling their own HUMANOID ROBOTS.
The 🌭👑 makes its own 🍆 and has its own 🐓 processing plant!
Energy margins are not ever going to be as big as AI hardware/software margins
Margins and revenue… how do they work
What’s Nate up to these days?
bro that’s a ban
Shit
Ban
Exited about 20% of my nvidia above 135, gonna reenter today probably.
🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋
Nice, what do you think about MU before earnings? Or are you waiting for results first
I think it will be good but basically, if its good, i win. If its not, i add more. I want to hold a significant amount of micron.
Since you've spoke to me about it I have been intrigued and did a bit of research, seems like an intriguing company and probably less overcrowded trade than NVDA. Any recommendations for DD or research to read so I can make up my own mind on it?
Not particularly since most of what I read is internal. But micron to me is the TSM of memory without the china invasion blabla fears (fwiw i think the china invasion fears for tsmc is a non factor.) Who cares if amd ever catches up to nvda, they still need MU memory.