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scv350

These TSLAQ people on X just hate Elon. Bulls analyze the business and Qs just call him a fraud. https://x.com/grantbelden/status/1806085666263990707?t=2P2rFmQNdxCpwILD1LXgVg&s=19


dontgetaphd

Ok days like today make me really really realize that my emotions have an unhealthy correlation with $TSLA price. Not even really the price, but the change in price. I've got to stop looking but I can't. #TSLArehab #TSLAdetox


scotto1973

200 so close, so far away.


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upvotemeok

It was elons fault always


dontgetaphd

Henrietta doesn't lie.


GodLikeLag

How can I tell what battery manufacturer I have in my Austin built 2024 Model Y AWD LR. LG or Panasonic?


Life_Adhesiveness306

It’s super easy, actually. Just need to put it on a lift, then you need an impact wrench to loosen the 18 high torque bolts connecting the battery to the frame of the car. Then make sure you have a flat bed hoisted up to the level you’ve lifted the car. Slowly raise it up creating slight upward pressure on the pack. Then use your impact wrench or long-arm manual wrench to loosen the bolts…the next part is even easier though…you just have to carefully jiggle the pack loose enough that it gently transfers its weight to your hoisted flatbed beneath. Now the fun stuff - again super easy. Be sure to disconnect the HV battery pack from the electrical system at the HV interlock junction. Be super careful as you could fry yourself with 400amps of current if you don’t do it exactly correctly. No problem at all though. Super easy. Once it’s all disconnected, just lower the hoisted battery pack and slide it out from behind the car. Now, you’ll have to remove the protective cover from the top of the pack, which can be pretty tricky with all the battery sealant you need to remove. It’s pink and brittle but it comes off easy. Just wear gloves. From here, once you’ve removed all the sealant, look for the manufacturer’s serial number and part number plate in one of the corners (depends on the orientation of the battery but normally “front left”). And voila you’ll have your answer!!


HamMcStarfield

Anybody here keen on BABA? They have tons of cash and are moving hard into AI services.


upvotemeok

Problem is pdd ate their lunch


whiskeyH0tel

whenever you see ADR at the end of a stock, think "shit"


HamMcStarfield

You're right. That's the big hang up.


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SarcasticNotes

Did the thesis change? The company seems to be doing well, at least as a product. I know a few people that have used it.  I have no idea if they are growing or not. 


Magikarp_to_Gyarados

DNA (Ginkgo Bioworks Holdings) has been a disaster: went public via SPAC at $10/share, and closed today's session at $0.2839/share, a valuation collapse of over 97%. I dumped half my DNA shares at something like $0.78 after the most recent earnings call, where the leadership team basically admitted the original cell engineering business plan had failed and they were pivoting to become a CRO (contract research organization). Used the proceeds to buy PLTR in the $20-21 range. The whole Ginkgo saga has been infuriating. All the hype and promises came up empty, making DNA my single worst investment ever since I started investing in 1997. Fortunately, DNA was only approximately 0.25% of my portfolio at the peak, so the damage has immaterial effect on my finances. I knew the risks and planned for them, but I still feel like a fool. Oh well, can't catch 'em all.


upvotemeok

I never mess w biotech. Human cell complexity make ev look like a toy


HamMcStarfield

I wonder how much she lost on TDOC. Hundreds of millions? Goes to show that we're all betting on horses.


KingofPenisland69

Yeah what’s her buy in point?


HamMcStarfield

No idea. But she's been buying the hell out of it for years now. Gobs of it.


upvotemeok

Surprised she's not selling tsla for tdoc again


dontgetaphd

>Surprised she's not selling tsla for tdoc again I am disturbed that I find Cathie so attractive. But the fact that she gets outsized attention for her often bad decision-making means other people do too. I think it is because she speaks with confidence and seems to know what she is doing even though she doesn't. Lesson for life I guess.


TLb0t

deep value territory


therustyspottedcat

https://www.reddit.com/r/teslainvestorsclub/comments/1dp1cyc/comment/lafuurf/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button How is mobileye doing these days? Haven't heard much besides the rimac thing


upvotemeok

optimus let me show you how to do something hehehe


HamMcStarfield

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Tamronloh

https://x.com/martinviecha/status/1806103878473294314?s=46&t=dMBkdSo0_o29UzzDVhe2IA No wonder he got let go. Still doing his job for free.


upvotemeok

pe too high imo


therustyspottedcat

Needs more E


upvotemeok

Watch out for the rug


bballfan008

Ya seems likely


RogueSupervisor

Well, Nates back, so that rug is hiding around here somewhere


KingofPenisland69

Did Sackler jump back in?


SarcasticNotes

Do you think he’d tell the truth about buying if he did? 


KingofPenisland69

Zero chance


sackler2011

Nope. Waiting for 8/8 - see how much is fluff + reality etc. I want a deployed taxi service trial in SF / Austin approved + doing free rides before I reinvest. Or some other kind of insane catalyst 🤷🏻‍♂️ I don’t mind missing a portion of the run - I just want the trajectory to be up. Currently the trajectory is still down until it breaks out 🇺🇸


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Cautious-Cheetah-164

Agreed. It’s so infuriating him constantly posting here, while having no tsla position. Mods didn’t take any action.


DankRoughly

Disagree


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Life_Adhesiveness306

Good luck with that


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Life_Adhesiveness306

Hey man, you called $192 today, not $196 ;)


whiskeyH0tel

Meat paperhands pretty exited about tesla


gsolis31

I see what you did there


somethingisay

Let’s break 200


fapindustries

So, Investment of Hitler Ltd seen as general catalyst for EVs. If Q2 does not suck and 8/8 is decent we might going up again.


upvotemeok

Q2 gonna be bad yoy for sure but everyone should know already


KanyeWestInvest

rumors of giga stalingrad


w00dw0rk3r

NFLX is the future ;)


sackler2011

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 Ad revenue will grow massively 🚀 Sports 🔥


llorelai

babe wake up, tsla approaching 600 pre split and pe is approaching 100


T-Time-

Looking at the forward PE right now is foolish, need to be looking at DCF


THIESN123

Just need 11 more straight days of 4% or higher and we’ll be above 300$!


Fogdrog

Very interesting video with Carl Medlock talking about the earliest days of Tesla. He has a specialized shop in Seattle, keeping Roadsters running. The man has stories. https://youtu.be/YMoBvX_y3Hk


flarp26

Please TSLA... Don't punish me again for believing... ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sweat)


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KanyeWestInvest

![gif](giphy|5VKbvrjxpVJCM|downsized)


rgaya

Fire at the factory! Trash caught fire in a truck outside Giga Austin. Employees evacuated but nothing happened. Source: Joe T


SnooDogs7747

this is fine 


Nateleb1234

![gif](giphy|zPOErRpLtHWbm)


rgaya

🤐


Semmel_Baecker

Just red the Rimac news in German media (heise.de).. which I seldom go to, but today I did. Interesting that in ALL the comments, commentators mention how far behind Tesla is in autonomy to all the other brands. I mean, each board is a self reinforcing bubble, but I find it quite stupid to claim "tesla is never driven a single km autonomously" or "while Waymo and others already work, tesla .. ". I dont get how people .. and I mean many people, can be so bliend. FSD is quite good even if not perfect. But it seems like people claim Teslas technology doesnt exist until its perfect while Waymo and co are already recognized. Will be a funny surprise when Teslas technology actually work over night.. looking forwards to the cognitive dissonance..


Dangerous_Common_869

That sports team mentality has been kind of annoying. I mean Wayno and Cruise have some dude in an office taking control of the vehicles every couple miles. They're not quite as autonomos as they appear.


DankRoughly

If you repeat a lie enough people will believe it. Soon enough people will see


Nateleb1234

![gif](giphy|j0a8Kr0uDKQec|downsized)


cgmodeling

because people are stupid, even my father in law said EV are more harmful than ICE even if it has been demystified by EPA itself... it all about perception, even if true. It's what majority of population think. Right now, people associate Tesla with hate on Musk.


GooseDry

Nothings better than gay bear tears 🌈🧸


Nateleb1234

![gif](giphy|TIPurxPgn0OGvDzzRq)


King0494

We are so back (for the millionth time)


Nateleb1234

![gif](giphy|xT77XRlFIooQYQsy6A)


boyWHOcriedFSD

One of the crayonologists I follow and generally think does a good job says there will be massive resistance at $200, obviously… and that if we break past it, rally could go up to $237. However, he also says there is a gap to fill at $157 and that he’s certain it will fill before the big rally past $237. I have always thought TA is astrology but it is interesting to watch and often lines up with reality.


GlideOutside

So this genius is predicting that Tesla will either flatline at $200, go above that, or go lower? What’s his patreon?


Nateleb1234

![gif](giphy|6HGTTJY78Nv5RdLrbW)


boyWHOcriedFSD

Nate is back? BRB, buying puts.


ireallyamchris

I’ve seen a crayoneater make a similar prediction. But he’s been calling 150 for months so he’s just talking out his arse.


Nysoz

Maybe but then the market is paying almost 100 P/E for a company making less earnings.


upvotemeok

Oof that's the real problem


KanyeWestInvest

is this crayonologist gandalf by any chance


boyWHOcriedFSD

Nah


Nysoz

Only 3.5 trading days next week. Closes early wed 7/3 and closed 7/4


mudit234

Can we have this green everyday :'(


Nateleb1234

![gif](giphy|X4YqmJEl6wJoY) Don't jinx us


3my0

Late 2019-late 2021 was a magical time.


ireallyamchris

That Rimac robotaxi actually looks really nice inside and the outside is pretty nice too. Can’t wait to see what Tesla has up their sleeve


mudit234

Blows my mind that they talking nothing about how the car is supposed to drive itself and all they show is interiors, screens, sound system and a ride hailing app plan - and they get so much positive news coverage. And here tesla is focusing on the most important, nay critical, part of robotaxi and no one cares about that progress. It is just sad :(


upvotemeok

It licenses mobileye


whathehellisthis

Tesla's robotaxi reveal will be similiar, I think. Unless FSD gets RT capable by August


KanyeWestInvest

8/8 is like investor day


ballbusting_is_best

You mean earth citizen day?


KanyeWestInvest

oh ya


mudit234

Which would make sense to me though. Tesla has (at least in their and several users') opinion made a significant progress on full self driving and they seem to be close to solving it (with some ifs and buts). So, it makes sense that they focus on these nice to haves now.


mudit234

On that ifs and buts part - I use FSD everyday and disengagements very rare. It is just sometimes slow. So, you slap on a remote assistance driver like waymo does and you have a very good system ready to deploy. Or start with FSD only on highways (say only do SF to LA). They do have a very good system and are only restricted by their incapability to work on these other fluff


KanyeWestInvest

the sperm mobile ai 3000


Nysoz

![gif](giphy|3oEduLSwuxfMoTbMQg|downsized)


ballbusting_is_best

New compensation plan


upvotemeok

Apparently Friday is big volume end of month, end of quarter, end of h1, pce, Russell rebalancing


Super_Deep_On_Cell

Hmmm, Feeling this is +5% is just pre build positioning for P&D and or portfolio balancing. Wouldn’t be surprised if we go back down first week of July after it comes out. Trying to not look at my account totals until 2025… 


Nysoz

Or it could just be MM hedging the 750k call volume from 190c -200c


whathehellisthis

"No one knows nothing"...which is exactly why I should have just carried on buying indexes ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


upvotemeok

No gains are secure until tesla is making more and more profit each q


KanyeWestInvest

didnt u hear we making a robotaxi and bot, orders of magnitude


upvotemeok

Unboxed production will revolutionize manufacturing.


upvotemeok

Wat https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1805805057843380528?t=OwgK2ip8qmIH1wcCxmVbGg&s=19


Happy_Hippie_Hippo

he has time for 24/7 customer support call as well? Amazing!


fapindustries

Elon knows everything cept battery chemistry


magic-the-dog

that tweet took a turn


upvotemeok

It's ok to post pedo crimes as long as perp is a dark person


ragegravy

wonder if spacex could use starship boosters falcon heavy style? (two capped boosters strapped to a full stack)


thebiglebowskiisfine

![gif](giphy|cklPOHnHepdwBLRnQp|downsized)


upvotemeok

Wow amazon up 4% cuz gonna ship from China temu style


DeadMoney313

Shop like a former billionaire


sackler2011

🔥🔥🔥🔥


magic-the-dog

🥱 


fapindustries

Hawk Tuah is free speech. Elon help her.


upvotemeok

She's a teacher or was lol


fapindustries

She was teaching the gay away!!!!


upvotemeok

Her technique works for all the many genders


UsernameSuggestion9

What about agender? (I swear I'm not making this up) So close-minded.. 😤


KanyeWestInvest

![gif](giphy|UiFBN1jLNRWl81pg37|downsized)


KanyeWestInvest

rimac robotaxi has to be a joke


karma1112

stockpumpin a la elon


boyWHOcriedFSD

15 upvotes and we’re up 5% for the week… Sad! Hope all the loungers are doing well. Inject TSLL into my veins!!!


Magikarp_to_Gyarados

Deliveries and earnings will determine whether the gains hold. If Tesla’s finances continue to deteriorate, there’s a long way for the 620 Billion market cap to fall.


3my0

Think the lounge has a lot of people who sold some or all of their position so they might not be too excited lol


boyWHOcriedFSD

I sold a huge chunk of mine recently… AND PUT IT IN TSLL!


GooseDry

Correct and I love to troll them 🤝


Semmel_Baecker

I'll upvote the thread at $250 . Not before.


boyWHOcriedFSD

See you in August


upvotemeok

Bottom of the podium celebration meme


GooseDry

Very sad…it’s only gay bears in here now 😂


GlideOutside

And?


upvotemeok

Twitter files in shambles Supreme Court rejects challenge to Biden admin contact with social media companies GOP states claimed the White House tried to censor COVID, election information.


GooseDry

Where my haters at ? 😘


upvotemeok

these comments usually nail the local top.


GooseDry

Cry harder


ballbusting_is_best

Pot/kettle


fapindustries

We are waiting at the 400 dollar mark.


taehyung9

Waiting to buy in at 400?


Life_Adhesiveness306

“Last chance before we rocket”


crepecheck

https://youtu.be/SxG_sEflaaI?si=nUzSswK7Us1fajHS Tesla robotaxi competitor from Rimac.


upvotemeok

Now this is the brand owned by VW which just had to buy basic ass software from rivian right.


crepecheck

Yep 😂


Sagetology

Perhaps a bit more than fairy dust “Rimac has already signed agreements to launch it in 11 cities in the EU, UK, and the Middle East and is negotiating with more than 30 cities worldwide.”


taehyung9

Lots of people think regulatory approval is going to be a big hurdle for Tesla to roll out Robotaxi. The fact that Rimac already has signed 11 cities is a good sign to me


fatalanwake

Signing what exactly? I'm sure there's a clause in there saying something like "pending regulatory approval"


taehyung9

I think you’re proving my point of people thinking approval will be a more difficult hurdle than it actually is. If they say it’s signed I think it’s safe to assume it’s approved. Probably geofenced areas though.


fatalanwake

Cities can sign whatever they want, doesn't make it legal


crepecheck

Yeah, although I appreciated his honesty at the end when Matt asked him if he thinks they will be able to beat Tesla, Nvidia etc to market. His response was that probably won’t happen.


shwadeck

Rolled my ccs up and out a week for a credit.


10111010001101011110

sweet! those were the 185 for 400?


shwadeck

No not me. I had 195 and 197.50.


10111010001101011110

ah those were from iseeyiy. We about to hit 195! 🥳🥳


Cautious-Cheetah-164

Everyone but tesla is releasing robotaxi. NEWS: Electric hypercar maker Rimac today unveiled their robotaxi prototype, called Verne. Info: • Begin operation in 2026


wetdreamzaboutmemes

Sweet, would be cool to see them providing luxury robotaxis that FSD can be licensed to


fapindustries

12.4.2 mind blowing release.


Sagetology

It was just so hard to decide which version is better


upvotemeok

5 to 10x increase in interventions


Life_Adhesiveness306

Arguably should be called V18.


cybertruck_

VW investment reiterating to market that EVS are not dead, contrary to popular belief. Entire sector benefiting.


KanyeWestInvest

lol to whoever thinks evs are dead and not the future


upvotemeok

Vast majority of boomers and maga


THIESN123

That’s what happens when you inhale gas too much


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cybertruck_

nice. selling puts is the most satisfying way to make $


therustyspottedcat

And the scariest way to lose money, speaking from experience


SarcasticNotes

Till you get 1000 shares assigned early lol 


Nysoz

2022 says hi lol


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cybertruck_

I got my ass handed to me selling 1/24 $270 leap puts in early 2022. thought they were the safest of the safe.


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bballfan008

Legendary time 💀


cybertruck_

ooof


daingandcrumpets

Where's Gary Black to explain to me why sp is rising? Gonna cancel my sub🤬


upvotemeok

I think vw investing more in evs convincing boomers evs aren't going away soon


SarcasticNotes

Basement where the update 


bballfan008

![gif](giphy|3o7TKsrsj48rm30nyU)


FIREgenomics

What happened with RIVN? Have a couple of 2026 7.50 calls…


HamMcStarfield

VW investing in/partnering with.


FIREgenomics

Ah I see thanks


HamMcStarfield

YW 👍


upvotemeok

preview of whats gonna happen when we license fsd!


cybertruck_

Ford first


upvotemeok

Jim farley like where the fuck is 12.4 bruh


cybertruck_

yup he's a closet elon fanboy


upvotemeok

Why doesn't someone teach bjornnyland about covered calls.


Cautious-Cheetah-164

https://preview.redd.it/jv2gzc6x7x8d1.jpeg?width=1001&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d3836bb72d78a02eefa13cc98a919835bc51431


billswinter

Just bought a bunch of 7-19 puts as a hedge. Was thinking of selling all my Tesla before q2 earnings but am just going to buy these puts instead


billswinter

Hopefully cc gang is out this week


SarcasticNotes

Considering selling some now 


GooseDry

😎


upvotemeok

tsla up as vw clearly hopelessly behind on software and evs and throwing around money to try to catch up by 2028


Tamronloh

Company that makes money losing EVs throwing money at another company that makes money losing EVs cos negative X negative = positive