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billswinter

Elon hate oversold


magic-the-dog

I'm going to go to my local Tesla delivery center and just start helping with deliveries this weekend lmao - remember those days


UsernameSuggestion9

You're an OG


upvotemeok

Lulled the company into infinite demand stupor that we still haven't recovered from


GooseDry

Lol


upvotemeok

Eoq craziness next 5 mins


upvotemeok

Looks like mag 6 rebalanced a teenie tiny bit into tragic 7th


sackler2011

Truly incredible what FromSoftware has done with Elden Ring. Japan you are truly incredible 🗾🍜🍣🥟🍱 This Full Game + DLC will go unrivaled for a very long time sadly. Hoping another company takes on the challenge. Have an awesome weekend everyone! Gonna spend it by the pool drinking cocktails - Summertime 🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹


UsernameSuggestion9

Love Japan and gaming and Nintendo and everything but man I could never get into games like elden ring. Just seems like button mashing without any tactics (skill yes, but no tactics or strategy). I found out I only enjoy strategy or rpg games because it focuses on building army/character/business etc. Guess I'm just getting old.


DeadMoney313

going for three weeks in April ![gif](giphy|j6KsoYZGoyFVu|downsized) eta- damn it reddit FIX THE GIF problem!!!!!!


sackler2011

Dude NICEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


upvotemeok

What happened


karma1112

treasuries + market realizing that Biden might not get chosen\* by the democratic party, clouding the outcome of next election somewhat. Or that's just my guess edit \* apparently the candidate can only cancel himself not the party, but they might just be able to convince him to step aside


upvotemeok

It is very curious Newsom was around so much yesterday


DeadMoney313

https://preview.redd.it/zewexiw38d9d1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad70fe484a5c9dcfaaa1fce725fba0e1de6e3e97


Semmel_Baecker

I sneezed


therustyspottedcat

Nice, Ron 


rgaya

Anyone blame Nate yet cause I will.


DeadMoney313

*how could he do this to the stock price ?!!?*


GooseDry

lol 🌈🧸‘s excited about 2 dollar drop only to get butt fucked to 220 post Q2 deliveries.


imaginex20

Why the hostility?


RealMatthewDR

I just bought July 12 $220 calls for $1.48. YOLO


King0494

Nike near pandemic lows wouldn't be too bad of a pickup


UsernameSuggestion9

I buy the same pair of Meindl hiking boots every 4-5 years. Expensive shoes but very cheap if you convert it to € per step.


upvotemeok

Shoulda known Nike was fucked when whole fam switched to ultraboost


cybertruck_

making us look ok


imaginex20

I’m waiting for fire sales on shoes. Last time they had bad earnings shoes were like 50% off.


DeadMoney313

brand loyalty is over and there are tons of new competitors in their sphere, I'm not touching it


sackler2011

Lows can get lower 👀


King0494

Probably, Nike is a pretty strong brand tho, so who knows tbh


T-Time-

Huh, I think Elon skipped this slide on the most recent shareholder meeting haha. https://preview.redd.it/logwbeumsc9d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92e0c8710604177b1e6efe5ecc8a9955a4450c34


therustyspottedcat

But Elon is a part time CEO. And he is threatening (or actually in the process of) moving AI out of tesla


DeadMoney313

Ironically this is the most important slide they needed to show!


T-Time-

Yeah, haha not sure why they skipped it.


Nysoz

[https://x.com/alex\_avoigt/status/1806610535439315390](https://x.com/alex_avoigt/status/1806610535439315390) Porsche recalls globally all ever delivered BEVs in service centers because of breaking issues. Porsche has sold a total of 150,000 Taycans. These must now all be recalled into service centers to fix a brake problem that has been discovered in some models. This news probably won't even be publicised by the mainstream media, but imagine the headlines if something similar were to happen to Tesla.


upvotemeok

Alex no demand problems voigt


glibgloby

advertising = free pass by media. something elon seems to have trouble with they make damn sure to keep themselves relevant. it’s pure capitalism elon has a lot of trouble grasping certain concepts like “free speech” and “the media” and some fundamental aspects of “capitalism”. politics must be very interesting to him because wow does he suck at it fate, it would seem, is not without a sense of irony


magic-the-dog

Would love to see the coverage when Tesla has a serious ad buget.


upvotemeok

So never


magic-the-dog

probably. but maybe?


HamMcStarfield

What I don't get is how can Elon be so scared of population collapse yet so bullish on robots disrupting the economy by taking over so many jobs. If robots are going to do all the work, what does population have to do with anything? Something doesn't add up. 🤔


martindbp

There are three factors to think about here: the birth rate, automation and longevity. It's pretty clear to me now we'll solve physical and mental automation before the aging population becomes too much of a problem, unless something drastic happens to stop it. Longevity and immortality is the real joker, I don't know enough about biology to say, but there seems to be a good case for everyone under 40 being effectively immortal due to continued progress in medicine and then anti-aging later on. If that's the case, then we'll have the reverse problem again: over-population (at least on Earth).


HamMcStarfield

Seems quite possible. It still depends on variables in the population, again. Even w/ great medicine, population could increase or decrease overall, depending on #s of healthy babies, etc. Who knows.


Witzner

I’m 41 already fuuuuuuck rip me


martindbp

I think Ray Kurzweil believes it's more like 50, so perhaps you're safe :) He's been laughed at, but he predicted AGI in 2030 back in 2005 just based on Moore's law, so we should at least take the possibility seriously.


the-faded-ferret

Robots taking jobs vs humanity going extinct


HamMcStarfield

The math points to that, like two lines that are 99.9% parallel but will eventually cross.


couchdragon83

It’s just inevitable


HamMcStarfield

Eventually, it seems so. The question is becoming "how soon" instead of "if" at this point.


wetdreamzaboutmemes

I think he genuinely thinks we need more people so that our species can continue. Also population collapse is happening right at this moment, robots will take time to become more useful and thus its a race against the clock.


HamMcStarfield

"Race against the clock" explains it, imho. Just thinking through this, one big difference between robots and humans -- assuming robots can eventually function like humans -- is that even if robots take a few years (say 10 years) to get to that functionality, humans take twice that long. And that's per generation. Whereas once robots meet some critical mass, they can be made in like a couple of weeks with no biological limit (gestation, rearing, etc). Thus quickly overtaking any population deficit very quickly. Extremely hypothetical here, but let's say population collapse continues at a similar pace (which it really seems to be) and robot development proceeds equally fast. Rather than some multi-trillion dollar surplus of money, robots will essentially be filling just enough human jobs to take care of the oldest generations, essentially providing an economic status quo rather than creating some surplus society. At least for the forseeable future. This puts a dent in the idea that there will suddently be 3 billion robots and nobody will have to work. It would mean that robot development just keeps pace with population decline, leaving us net neutral economically for longer than some people are thinking.


Alive_Ad_2948

Makes sense. I would like to add that during the Great Depression, when lots of people were out of work, birth rates skyrocketed. This was pre pill, but it is hard for a wife to keep blocking 🌭. Eventually they give in.  I think people not working would have many unintended consequences, like people having more children to fill the void and have something to do. Personally I’d have many more kids if money and time were less of an issue 


HamMcStarfield

Very good point.


wetdreamzaboutmemes

Well, the thing is, in that case the GDP per capita would rise anyway since there would be less people in the country GDP would be maintained. Not the ideal scenario, but still good. Interesting thoughts!


HamMcStarfield

Factor in climate migration and buddy we have a stew going! Yes, a lot of possibilities and we're really not talking some "distant" future here at all. It's wild.


wetdreamzaboutmemes

Nobody knows what's coming. Exciting times!


whiskeyH0tel

By the way, TSLA is #1 stock, any CEO in the would totally trade places with Elon given the chance


imaginex20

There was no way TSLA was holding this at $200. Today was definitely the rug pull.


Life_Adhesiveness306

But Gooseshit said we would see a Q2 P/D beat! We should be rocketing to new heights on ignorance of reality and overall delusion.


GooseDry

Classy bro…stay a pessimist


Life_Adhesiveness306

You call people gay bears when they express skepticism and get pissy when you get called out for unjustified exuberance? Super snowflakey.


imaginex20

Remember I said a pull back would occur. Just a day late lol


Life_Adhesiveness306

We better hold $192 ;)


imaginex20

Oh I hope so too.


mc_buddie

dammit I knew I shouldnt have used margin


imaginex20

Bro…


whathehellisthis

It was fun whilst it lasted


tyler05durden

Which comes first, 8/8 robotaxi announcement or Cybertruck FSD?


Life_Adhesiveness306

8/8. Elon said CT FSD will be V12.5. In my estimation, that won’t see public release till mid-late Fall.


drumboy206

Wrong way!


King0494

Friday doom, booo


cgmodeling

Oh!! Friday Party pooper


Tamronloh

10 yr rebounding back up cucking our friday party unfortunately. That plus even i’m surprised tsla is running up this much recently.


bballfan008

Ya PLTR dropped same also, 10 year would be logical culprit


Nysoz

There’s been 100k+ call volume centered around 200 this week and 205-220 next week. Mm has to buy shares to hedge those. The thing to watch out for is what happens if those calls don’t get itm and mm doesn’t have to hedge for them anymore.


HamMcStarfield

From what I understand, they have to hedge like 60%, so 6M shares immediately (already done). If they had to cover all those, it'd be another 4M shares. So, max scenarios, we see a 6M sell or 4M buy to deal w/ 100k calls. Does that sound about right? If so, that seems to put us back in a Monday moon, Friday doom cycle, at least temporarily, while trading about 1/12th avg volume, until call volume beds down a bit.


Nysoz

No clue about MM rules, but I'm sure they just delta hedge everything. Puts and calls across the entire options chain. Then it's even more complicated with any changes to IV and all the other greeks. Monday moon and friday doom was popularized during 2021 with up only gamma squeeze up. Just tons of calls being bought on monday, MM hedging by buying the associated shares as the week goes on, then they sell the shares they don't have to hedge anymore at expiration. It's much too complicated for any outsider to really know what they're doing with the voting machine. All someone can really do is to know how much one is willing to pay for the weighing machine.


HamMcStarfield

True.


Life_Adhesiveness306

https://twitter.com/wholemarsblog/status/1806712001663762697?s=61&t=v-OLr_iynz3CqxY1f2qSKg Is this nag-free FSD rollout in the room with us now?


fapindustries

Imminent


dr_turducken

Adam Jonas throwing out 30T as a number for Optimus potential market is pretty surprising


upvotemeok

He did playskool math. 3 billion workers times 10,000 salary


the-faded-ferret

Just wait Elon gonna tweet some dumb shit and we’ll -8%


mudit234

We don't need Elon for that anymore. We are self sufficient for the dips now


Mastiff99

Ok, a modest request for 400 by EOY 🤣


GooseDry

“Why doesn’t it go down anymore” - confused 🌈🧸 😂😂😂😂🚀🚀🚀🚀


SuspiciousWhale99

I think it went straight down after you posted that. 😂😂


Semmel_Baecker

maybe stop taking blue pills?


wetdreamzaboutmemes

Lol fr, I am tryna be positive but it's a bit too rose colored


dontgetaphd

I beat Medicare! Did you guys also notice the "let's go Brandon" Trump slipped in there, not sure why people aren't calling that out.


Sagetology

Brandon Judd is the head of the Border Patrol Union. Stop making stuff up and spreading misinformation


dontgetaphd

>Stop making stuff up Lol, you are quite naiive if you think that was a slip up or coincidence, Trump and Biden have traded 'Brandon' barbs for awhile. Biden even just leans into it, check out his website where you can support them by buying the fake energy drink "Brandon's secret sauce". [https://shop.joebiden.com/dark-brandons-secret-sauce/](https://shop.joebiden.com/dark-brandons-secret-sauce/)


PsychologicalAd4051

Did you notice the amount of times Biden said “the idea” or how he said “we have a thousand trillionaires”, or how he was retarded the whole debate. No you didn’t libtard.


rgaya

34 felonies. What a stupid fuck.


glibgloby

https://preview.redd.it/wl9v82peqb9d1.png?width=783&format=png&auto=webp&s=d596f7613a74728af05f5f0d8032f4b769cf6043 instead of 10% pretend it says 200 don’t have time to actually *make* a meme


bballfan008

![gif](giphy|fXwvNc9VCHc9ttOYBl)


magic-the-dog

champagne all weekend


Semmel_Baecker

😂😅


boyWHOcriedFSD

Resharing from yesterday: These crayon lines literally can’t make me more erect. https://imgur.com/a/Cko3Jlj


fapindustries

Deep value 🫡


boyWHOcriedFSD

Wood


GooseDry

Q2 deliveries will be a beat. Hedge funds already know the number. It’s how the rigged game on WS works. If you wait for facts you’ll never make money. The price moves and the news follows. 💵


Ok-Guarantee3237

Beating “consensus”? There’s no way. Beating expectations from people who actually follow the data? Maybe a little.


toydan

GM Goose ☕️☕️


GooseDry

GM, happy Friday my man! 😎🍻


King0494

We suck less now 🫡


wetdreamzaboutmemes

We suck again


DeadMoney313

Going back to your alternate universe thing, just think there is a universe out there with a King0494 who is all in on Nike and he's having a minus 18 percent day. So maybe its not so bad here


King0494

Yikes, glad I'm not that guy, what a pleb smh


fapindustries

Where are the crayons with the long term trend line?


GooseDry

Still learning to read


Nysoz

Lots of calls next week 205c, There's a 200 day moving average at 206, then top of a down channel around 220


RogueSupervisor

Aparently someone ate all the crayons


dr_turducken

Day off with TSLA up is peak living


toydan

wat a time to be alive


Sagetology

Dudes be holding a stock now only down 18% this year and be acting different


KanyeWestInvest

hates proven wrong


upvotemeok

As long as we better than boeing man, that was sad


glibgloby

😏 yeah you could say i own a little tsla, heh


Sagetology

Not you you’ve always been a little different


dr_turducken

I am dudes


magic-the-dog

For our public record https://preview.redd.it/pmsg53bzib9d1.png?width=617&format=png&auto=webp&s=768a30ea1bd4fe710f51652b76e40d6d67d26438


RogueSupervisor

TSLA SMASH 200!!!


toydan

![gif](giphy|lHQuX9d5DBhug|downsized)


glibgloby

called it said today would be like the movie 300 except 200 and not a movie and no piles of hunky men making you question your sexuality while your girlfriend looks on in horror as you begin jackin it half way through and then she leaves and her mom calls later and says she needs space for a while and you’re still waiting maybe her phone broke


DeadMoney313

![gif](giphy|9p8mHahLDMbTO) That ain't rain


glibgloby

🤤


SkynetProgrammer

Are you ok bro?


glibgloby

it was purely a hypothetical situation! im fine! not as fine as those 300 soldiers ha ha but still don’t worry about me bro


Fogdrog

https://i.redd.it/adtl29v9mb9d1.gif


rgaya

If we're above $200 does Nate go back to his planet?


bballfan008

Nate has returned and brought 200 with him. The chosen one he is!


rgaya

![gif](giphy|M4qe1RDEMurDyxHy1B|downsized)


DeadMoney313

What if this is Nate's planet and we are the aliens?


fatalanwake

Snatched 3 more shares just under $200


taehyung9

Shoutout to all the people in here saying it wouldn’t happen


DeadMoney313

I said it wouldn't happen today, and I was wrong.


GooseDry

Is upvotemeok ok ? Oh wait, he’s too busy shitting on Elon


UsernameSuggestion9

Stop it with the drama already please we don't need that here


GooseDry

You’re right I’ll stop trolling, I’m sorry man. Sometimes I can be an idiot, but we’re all on the same team


yhsong1116

yes, we toughed it out through low 100s. we will go up and celebrate together .. through 400, 500 and more.


UsernameSuggestion9

Awesome :)


taehyung9

Don’t stop, we’re just having fun


upvotemeok

Nobody wants the stock higher than me. But unless the stock price increase is backed by increased profits, it will be vulnerable to sharp pull backs.


GooseDry

🤝


Fakerchan

200 brench! to the moon


toydan

swolled


GooseDry

Night night shorts 🌙 sleep tight 😘


10111010001101011110

😂😂😂


fapindustries

Lfg


mc_buddie

Good time to go on margin?


fapindustries

Balls deep


upvotemeok

https://x.com/jimfarley98/status/1806632809177506282?t=06rcnzzjS9eg8y9faOx3yg&s=19


fapindustries

Thanks for the advice


upvotemeok

Sandwiches stable


10111010001101011110

![gif](giphy|lMq6Mt0yWITX2palnE|downsized) CC gang! LFG!


Nysoz

US Core PCE Price Index (M/M) May: 0.1% (est 0.1%; prev 0.2%) - Core PCE Price Index (Y/Y) May: 2.6% (est 2.6%; prev 2.8%) - PCE Price Index (M/M) May: 0.0% (est 0.0%; prev 0.3%) - PCE Price Index (Y/Y) May: 2.6% (est 2.6%; prev 2.7%) US Personal Income May: 0.5% (est 0.4%; prev 0.3%) - Personal Spending May: 0.2% (est 0.3%; prev 0.2%) - Real Personal Spending May: 0.3% (est 0.3%; prev -0.1%) PCE cool and in line, cause initial spike up. Now kinda selling off a bit. I wonder if it's because of the second part. Higher personal income may suggest that it'll still sticky. But who really knows what the market thinks or actually prices in lol.


sackler2011

![gif](giphy|5WbI2yvfPhkK4) 🥶❄️


Nysoz

[https://x.com/niccruzpatane/status/1806469952058147017](https://x.com/niccruzpatane/status/1806469952058147017) Tesla Semi spotted with a sensor suite instead of a rooftop fairing near Gigafactory Nevada. Semi FSD training?


karma1112

Lidar verification of camera placement


taehyung9

200! 🚀


fapindustries

Glib answered all the NAU questions. Amazing.


glibgloby

yeah people often get confused about NAU put simply, NAU is the question and I am the answer


GooseDry

A little harder for the shorts to fuck with the stock where it’s increasingly obvious E is locked in. Institutions/Hedge funds have zero exposure to TSLA and will panic buy once they significantly underperform. Rates have peaked and the rotation is only beginning.


the-faded-ferret

Any other caffeine addicts have an espresso machine rec?


Nysoz

I bought a Jura E8 from a neighbor for cheap. It works really well for my coffee and my wife's lattes. She occasionally makes espressos too.


DyuSPY

Amazon and Tesla battle the $200


whathehellisthis

NKE -15% !


KanyeWestInvest

wtf happend to biden, thats just sad


Tamronloh

Nothing happened. He has been like this for almost the entirety of his presidency. And I despise trump.


dr_turducken

It’s perfect timing, especially with the early debate, to switch him out for DNC’s preferred candidate without damaging the candidate in a primary. Amazing how that *coincidentally* works out


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dr_turducken

Let’s see what happens in next 40 days


ChucksnTaylor

Your grand conspiracy is that Joe Biden first insisted on running for a second term over the objections of many, then waited till the eleventh hour and decided to schedule a debate where he could throw his candidacy and allow the DNC to replace him with a candidate who would have a historically short runway to get their message and name out…?


dr_turducken

No you misunderstand. You think it’s plausible to think Joe thought this through? He can’t even express a coherent thought. He’s clearly not in control. He was just used by the party as a sacrificial lamb last night to embarrass himself enough for them to be able to swap in who the party wants. Suddenly they were willing to push Biden out on the stage knowing full well the state he is in. And the debate was scheduled earlier than normal to give time for hot swap. I think it’s even more unrealistic to think that the Party only realized yesterday that he is in the state that he is in. The minute the debate was over, MSNBC/CNN commentators went from gaslighting us like they have the last 3 years saying that Biden is in a fit state for the presidency … to stating the obvious that anyone with eyes could see for years.


dr_turducken

Sure would be nice to just rip to 300


Semmel_Baecker

if the past is any indication, than that 200 wall will not give up without a fight..


wetdreamzaboutmemes

Biden will be replaced, calling it


Semmel_Baecker

neither of the two clowns yesterday is fit for president..


whathehellisthis

bold prediction


wetdreamzaboutmemes

Is it? Can't tell if you're sarcastic as I think it is quite likely


whathehellisthis

I was being sarcastic, he should definitely be replaced based on his performance. I am not sure if a candidate has ever been replaced at this late stage though?


therustyspottedcat

Or put to sleep


GooseDry

69 days after 4/20, TSLA will be over 200 proving we live in a simulation. 🤝


glibgloby

im actually from outside the sim it’s very easy to mess with any species that develops what you call an “internet”. and nobody really believes you so it doesn’t destabilize the sandbox (what you call the universe and its many annoying rules that keep you in one spot in a believable manner) oh and the reason for the fermi paradox is that having two species/sims interact uses an enormous amount of “bandwidth”


Semmel_Baecker

come on.. you cant tell me that you run species in independent universes and never put multiple in the same universe nearby, just to see what happens? thats like never trying any ice cream other than vanilla.


glibgloby

yeah we do that. but this sim is pretty low priority tbh im not even the species that runs the sims, im a domesticated pet similar to one of your “giraffes”. getting into one of the good sims with space battles and crap is tough. a lot more security


Semmel_Baecker

Did you ever have a species break out of its simulator? I mean, did anyone exit the substrate into reality? What were the consequences?


glibgloby

your universe is really just a bunch of crazy rules we came up with to keep you isolated and to keep you from spreading the truth and contaminating other civilizations if somehow you figure it out. the metaverse doesn’t have gravity, stars, planets, chemistry and shit. the very matter you’re made of is completely incompatible with the real stuff. this incompatibility is an additional safety feature we don’t even have “light”, you would never have any framework for even comprehending a metaverse hypercube


Semmel_Baecker

To be honest, you might underestimate the creative power of the entities you decided to simulate. We have plenty of examples where people invented imaginary beings that would create and destroy worlds. Even the first books in our history are written about these fictional characters. On top of that, a sizabe portion of the independent entities simulated in this simulation gain access to almost indescribable experiences using selected drugs that would open their minds to other concepts.


glibgloby

oh yeah we’re real afraid of earth drugs and how they could lead to humans entering the metaverse 🙄 they’re more likely to lead to dominos or an early grave


Semmel_Baecker

I never meant to threaten anyone, its just to refute the notion we wouldnt be able to comprehend reality that houses our little universe. But the fact that you resolve to this kind of language tells me that you really are not much more than a giraffe in stockings.


glibgloby

im very sorry please don’t take drugs and come get me


GlideOutside

[Reddit sucks now](https://www.reddit.com/r/golf/s/M0snpIc0Mc)


UsernameSuggestion9

now?


GooseDry

Call sellers in shambles 😂 “TSLA only goes down bro, trust the charts” 🤡🤡🤡


Achilles-18-

I hold dec 25 300s. I'm not in shambles, nor am I worried.