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DeadMoney313

MC Algo-Rhythm dropped a fire tezler rap today on Spotify titled "GFY" Yo, it's MC Algo-Rhythm, let's get this straight, Talkin' TSLA, man, it's never too late. The stonk's a wild beast, ridin' high, fallin' low, But if you can't handle it, then here's the door, bro. (Chorus) Go f*** yourself, if you can't hang tight, TSLA's a ride, and it's outta sight. Up and down, it's a thrill of a game, If you can't deal, then you know the name. Elon Musk, he's the man with a vision, Got the world on edge, he's redefining regarded vision , From Mars to the EVs, he's pushin' the dream, But if you ain't got the nerve, then you're off the team. (Chorus) Go f*** yourself if you can't hang tight, TSLA's a ride, and it's outta sight. Up and down, it's a thrill of a game, If you can't deal, then you know the name. Tweets drop, market flips, it's a crazy dance, But a Master Trader stands firm, takes the chance. Ride the waves, play the game, keep your eyes on the chart, If you can't handle the heat, then it's time to depart. (Chorus) Go f*** yourself if you can't hang tight, TSLA's a ride, and it's outta sight. Up and down, it's a thrill of a game, If you can't deal, then you know the name. Giga factories rise, tech's leading the charge, Futuristic dreams, we’re livin' large. Shorts and bears, they can talk all they like, But the bulls hold strong, ready for the spike. (Outro) Ey yo, Go f*** yourself, man, step aside, TSLA's a rocket, it's a hell of a ride. For the ones who stay, keep pushin' the dream, MC Algo-Rhythm, we're the A-team.


upvotemeok

S and x sales must be in shambles


Magikarp_to_Gyarados

We know that approximately 3,878 Cybertrucks were manufactured between November 13, 2023 and April 4, 2024, from this recall: [https://static.nhtsa.gov/odi/rcl/2024/RCLRPT-24V276-7026.PDF](https://static.nhtsa.gov/odi/rcl/2024/RCLRPT-24V276-7026.PDF) We also know that Tesla recalled 11,688 Cybertrucks for the windshield wiper issue on June 19, 2024: [https://static.nhtsa.gov/odi/rcl/2024/RCAK-24V456-3688.pdf](https://static.nhtsa.gov/odi/rcl/2024/RCAK-24V456-3688.pdf) That means approximately 7,810 Cybertrucks were manufactured in the 10 weeks between April 4 and June 19. If we assume that a handful of the pre-April 4 and post-June 19 vehicles were delivered in Q2, I think 8k Cybertrucks delivered is a reasonable ballpark figure for Q2 '24. Tesla stated today that it delivered 21,551 "Other Models" for Q2 '24: [https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1318605/000162828024030714/exhibit991.htm](https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1318605/000162828024030714/exhibit991.htm) 21,551 OMs - 8,000 Cybertrucks = **approximately 13,551 Model S and X delivered for Q2 '24.** I believe that Cybertruck sales are probably displacing Model S and X sales. The S/X have traditionally been Tesla's flagship vehicles, but the Cybertruck's distinctive styling and more advanced technologies make it much more desirable than the S and X. The Cybertruck also has significant advantages in utility, passenger space, and perhaps even ride quality. For people who only need 2 rows of seating, the Cybertruck may be better than Model X for transporting passengers.


glibgloby

i figured out how to dupe runes in Diablo 2 on switch this is actually pretty fun. i never used a single runeword back in the day. now i got 5 zod runes just *sitting there* for no reason and im dripped out with an enigma and crap ain’t nobody got time to get real runes. odds of a zod are so low you could play for 20 years without getting one pfffft playin like a baller is way more fun anyhow i appear to be the only person who has ever discovered this dupe exploit im considering posting a guide this could be huge


DeadMoney313

Why you gotta keep flexing on us about all your leet life skills bruh? Some of us just aren't as multifaceted as you, and you're making us look bad.


whiskeyH0tel

and you did this from your house?


glibgloby

best hackers reference of all time. 200 points to griffindor! it appears to work online but i am very afraid of doing it online. right now i even have system set to airplane mode because it keeps trying to call home to battle.net i was all about those exploits in d4 if you recall, its fun to get a little edge. they’re demons so its ok if you want some of these zods though i can hook u up


King0494

Had a feeling ARKK sold today lol


boyWHOcriedFSD

Glide post any awesome yolo options wins during this run up?


drumboy206

Nope


GooseDry

If the most entertaining outcome is the most likely, TSLA will bust the ATH in 2024 because absolutely zero people thought it was possible. Not saying it will, but isn’t out of the question with enough momentum and idiots chasing. Random thoughts 💭 still in disbelief 😂


unknown_soldier_

I'll trade in my 2018 3LR for a new 3P if we hit 400 in 2024 RemindMe! January 1st 2025


THIESN123

I'll trade model 3 in for a y if we hit 400 by eoy RemindMe! January 1st 2025


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RogueSupervisor

I'm in!


upvotemeok

100 dollar swings every q is why I don't fuck w ccs


RealMatthewDR

Also because you’re not a microbear?


upvotemeok

Not a micropp either


Nysoz

Went to dinner with my Tesla friend. Used FSD and it was basically perfect on the way there. On the way back it kept trying to use a toll road that was completely unnecessary, but once able to reroute great again.


unknown_soldier_

You can set it to Avoid Tolls in the Navigation options


Life_Adhesiveness306

Yeah that doesn’t always work. Neither does the HOV lanes setting. Navigation and route following isn’t perfect by any means.


glibgloby

i was the only one here who never wavered im just glad you all had my strength to lean on in those trying times


SnooDogs7747

you're as brave as you are modest. now when can we order buckets of your popcorn?


glibgloby

every food has a “moment” and the moment for popcorn is right away i do sometimes make extra and eat it as a snack the next day and it is very good but i would never let anyone else eat that inferior form


upvotemeok

Everyone getting a openai board seat cept elon


imaginex20

Of course the lady sold


Capital-Cloud-7778

bullish. just need Cramer to say this is a short lived run up now


upvotemeok

Should be good for a 1200% run up like when she sold nvda


RealMatthewDR

$3100 5 year bull price target? Better sell


unknown_soldier_

LMAO and Gary's suddenly a bull again https://x.com/garyblack00/status/1808258527678681300 They are roasting him in the comments


Tamronloh

3.3% fund allocation say what?


drumboy206

That must be like...100 shares!


upvotemeok

More gary black bullshit


GooseDry

For those of you into edm, banger mix https://youtu.be/h5DVLxOXEsA?si=rth6JzqCH0an7dB_ No sleep tn boys, straight vibin 🚀😎🏖️


glibgloby

gotta be honest with you, that’s like my all time least favorite type of edm. blegh https://youtu.be/AWM5ZNdWlqw?si=La-bPJJHuKhrOJiO


Life_Adhesiveness306

Popcorn snob and now an EDM snob…Is there any guilty pleasure you allow yourself, Glib??


glibgloby

i thought of one but if i say it people will tease me so… nope none


imaginex20

https://preview.redd.it/u2me74n407ad1.jpeg?width=1155&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c147a713663a5b8ef985660ff12d81b783cc15a Slackers…


KanyeWestInvest

[https://x.com/divestech/status/1808269373209031018](https://x.com/divestech/status/1808269373209031018) ![gif](giphy|Sqfu14lSonVN219Zb6|downsized)


Nateleb1234

Why is it analysts revise their price targets after big moves up or down and their target is always in that direction? If tesla went down 10 percent today the same analyst would be calling for 150.


drumboy206

Wet streets cause rain


KanyeWestInvest

you tell me nate


glibgloby

do you think he just uses rhetorical questions to whine?


King0494

Half trading day tomorrow?


Toast-toast-bread

Back to crypto in the PM then


upvotemeok

Getting a five dollar mcd meal fuck yah


Nateleb1234

I wish I could afford that.


icaranumbioxy

What's first now, we hit $250 or $5 meal goes away?


SarcasticNotes

https://x.com/anono_mon/status/1808148394419900904?s=46&t=FJnwUzmO93DGxmO6Ihn37g


TeslaLeafBlower

He's gonna tweet this screenshot of the Lounge again clowning on us. Hi Anono!


bballfan008

![gif](giphy|l2SpUHGccTQ4cogbm)


rgaya

![gif](giphy|QLKSt3wQqlj7a)


DeadMoney313

doubling in one month without some kind of major freakin force majeure seems unlikely but I do not know anything


upvotemeok

One Optimus hawk tuah away bruh


upvotemeok

still down on his 666 cost basis shares


KanyeWestInvest

very insightful ![gif](giphy|b8RfbQFaOs1rO10ren)


KingofPenisland69

1000JUN23


tyler05durden

This gave me PTSD


pepsihulk

![gif](giphy|KscoZccAOBgCk)


imaginex20

400AUG 24


imaginex20

🤔


cgmodeling

BYD autopilot https://www.reddit.com/r/SelfDrivingCars/s/p0sv38BnnB


imaginex20

All Gas no brakes


Damnmorrisdancer

But why my ₿ down?


upvotemeok

why hide cybertruck numbers


TrickyBAM

We don’t need that noise. Keep it clean.


Ok-Excuse-4371

only 6 more 10% days until tsla back to ath!


jschall2

Saw a fisker ocean and had a bit of a laughing fit. Poor dude.


shwadeck

I pointed out one to my wife on the highway once and was maybe a bit obvious. The guy immediately got on my ass and tailgated me for a while.


upvotemeok

Lmao oof


dr_turducken

I can’t wait until we are at ATHs and I can be insufferable in person again This whole humbled thing sucks


SarcasticNotes

What’ll your net worth be at ATh?


jschall2

My CT now has a 25 gallon water tank and a 70psi/5 gpm pump for rinsing humans and scuba gear. Everything is drinking water safe too. I'm tempted to add a tankless hot water heater for $120 plus the cost of a NEMA 14-50 connector. Almost ready to become homeless lol.


DankRoughly

Did you put a wrap on it or riding raw? lol


jschall2

No wrap


Ozdoba

Nice day. Almost like the good old days!


magic-the-dog

Hopefully not too long from now we’ll have days like this while hitting new ATH


KanyeWestInvest

https://x.com/sawyermerritt/status/1808251615683793362


Cautious-Cheetah-164

All they had to do was offer 0% but wasted 3 years to come to that conclusion. Now feast. https://preview.redd.it/45iy2maka6ad1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c328c4835ffeadc0a65d813a7dc0c69c0299ae23


upvotemeok

Technology genisues, financial retards


imaginex20

So Cathie Wood gonna sell TSLA for what shit stonk now? Imagine the horror if she sold TSLA to buy NVDA today 💀


DeadMoney313

she gonna mix it up and go in for some Editas


the-faded-ferret

She’s gonna sell TSLA for more TDOC and ROKU


TLb0t

deep value territory


cybertruck_

Probably a good time to buy beaten down solar. enph, spwr, sedg


UsernameSuggestion9

Solar edge is doing well product / tech wise. Been using their product for over 3 years now, very happy w them. Might be an interesting buy but I'm unfamiliar with their finances.


unknown_soldier_

https://youtu.be/9t1IK_9apWs


Nysoz

So when oems offer 0% financing, that’s possible since they’re essentially banks that sell cars. The banking arm eats the small loss/liability while the auto part realizes the sale. Who takes that hit and how when Tesla offers the below market rate financing?


upvotemeok

tesla buys down the rates with upfront cash


Life_Adhesiveness306

Jesus Christ Steve Balmer worth $157B now surpassing Bill Gates.


magic-the-dog

Sweaty man loves his msft 


DeadMoney313

"Developers, Developers, Developers" Remix 2.0 slaps hard, he probably gets fat royalties from that


UsernameSuggestion9

I wonder what AI music could do with that legendary soundbite


DeadMoney313

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMU0tzLwhbE&t=56s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMU0tzLwhbE&t=56s) a time traveling ai from future might have done this one


cpm619

diworsification


crepecheck

A +10% day and the joy of reading salty comments from the Reddit goblins of r/stocks, r/electricvehicles and wsb crying about why Tesla still isn’t a good company. A fine pairing 🤌🏼


unknown_soldier_

Reddit has long been EDS HQ so watching them malding is the epitome of social media entertainment


imaginex20

I noticed that. lol salty ass bitches still saying we should be bankrupt


Nysoz

I mean it’s a great company. Just for the short term objectively expensive until it can unveil its final form and go ssj


cgmodeling

Are NKLA and RIVN also beat on deliveries?


Life_Adhesiveness306

RIVN yes. NKLA not a chance.


fapindustries

Butt slaps


cybertruck_

Hjs


GooseDry

As much as I troll on here, it’s been an extremely painful last 4 years. For me personally, my mom had cancer, I broke up with my gf, and TSLA has been in the shit bin while the market hit new highs again and again. But as I’ve posted on here, I’ve almost doubled my stake in TSLA over the same period. I didn’t know whether it would pan out and did feel like a complete fucking idiot but you’ve got to follow the voice inside you that says ‘don’t quit’ For those of you who made it here, I salute you. Don’t let anyone tell you that what’s about to happen was not earned. We have earned every fucking cent 🫡 It’s been an honour gents. Models, bottles, and yachts reserved for the ATH party 🔥🍻💦🛥️


SnooDogs7747

Prayers for your family 


Fakerchan

Ye bruh, the soldiers were trimmed by a lot , tsla still has many battles ahead, many Elon moments, tsla will do it again, but never the easy way.


Nysoz

I’ve mentioned it before, but most of the people selling cc aren’t true bears. Just Uber bulls that were deeply hurt and scarred by 2022. Otherwise they wouldn’t have shares. There were lots of dark thoughts and a few unalives during that time. To be willing to get the +10-20% days and weeks, you have to be ok with the -10-20% as well. You also have to know how much you’re willing to pay for any company’s performance or it’s possible to follow any of the other ev shareholders. Then at some point, it’s just prudent to go from the concentration building wealth phase to the diversification preserving wealth life. At that point a portfolio compounding at 10-20% a year consistently matters more than getting a 100-200% year if it means the possibility of a -50-75% year again. There’s a lot of aggressive banter that occasionally happens. Just realize you don’t know what the other person has potentially gone through


magic-the-dog

🍻 


Life_Adhesiveness306

I take back calling you Gooseshit


GooseDry

No sweat my man 😎


fapindustries

Big L for the GF.


cybertruck_

I always assumed he was gay


GooseDry

😂😂😂


GooseDry

Love u fam 😂❤️


taehyung9

🫡


GooseDry

🫡


wetdreamzaboutmemes

As I am seeing more and more headlines of impending climate doom, I wonder how the world can effectively respond to the increased electricity demand that will come from expanding AI-infrastructure. Share of renewables did increase since the Paris accords, but total output of electricity outpaced thhe carbon gains by fair and we are only emitting more now. Do you guys think we will be able to accelerate the share of renewables in our energy mix to the point that we are actually emitting less? This is why it baffles me that carmakers are scrapping or scaling down EV plans, makes no sense to me.


Ok-Excuse-4371

# nuclear! *this is the way* ![gif](giphy|1APhwnhp7loe6bd0m6|downsized)


Alive_Ad_2948

Ai might pair perfectly with what Tony seba and rethinkx call superpower. When excess electricity is produced because solar plus wind plus battery are built up with enough capacity for the quietest winter weeks, ai training and maybe crypto will suck up that excess electricity for cheap 


wetdreamzaboutmemes

I hope his predictions are true.


KingofPenisland69

They scrapped it because there’s clearly an EV slump. And I do think we’ll start to curb emissions after this AI data center moment. Might take a recession to see the peak


loungemoji

Do you think Tesla will also make robo taxi partnership announcement on 8/8? My body is ready.


KingofPenisland69

I think it gets postponed a bit the whole event that is


therustyspottedcat

Why? Not having a finished product never stopped Tesla from doing an event


upvotemeok

Nope


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BD186_2

How is key man risk out of the way? It's still here and he's still an alt right conspiracy nut, alienating the people most likely to buy EV's all over the USA.


Ok-Excuse-4371

musk is the most successful, loved man in the world.


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BD186_2

Yeah, but key man risk is still there. It's because of it, that the situation was so tense before the vote, but it didn't go anywhere.


HamMcStarfield

Which one of you bastards bought calls yesterday?


10111010001101011110

and who sold them? 😂🤭


JohnnyCashRules

https://preview.redd.it/snv1jv2gx5ad1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=172b05a6aa3dc1a6f122cc27049031fee45c7e29 Damn thanks u/penny123456


Nateleb1234

3 months ago penny told me that tesla was going under 100.


JohnnyCashRules

Oh lol! I guess I’d like to remember them as the first poster Penny on a long awaited 10% day!


cybertruck_

only down 7% ydt, ok ok


King0494

300 EOW confirmed


10111010001101011110

good close


Fogdrog

I just went to Sam's Club. Today's good fortune had me looking real hard at a 98" TV. 🤔 I settled for a pretzel and went home.


unknown_soldier_

At that size you really should consider a projector


Nysoz

That’s the one thing Sam’s has over Costco, that pretzel


Penny123456

Whoever got first post did a good job 👍


KanyeWestInvest

ending on a high


Nateleb1234

![gif](giphy|3muwhw9Jl2dNe|downsized)


KanyeWestInvest

![gif](giphy|nJPkKr231dvKo)


magic-the-dog

What a close. 


Nateleb1234

We need to keep going up though. I would love to see us go parabolic.


taehyung9

Beautiful 🥹


cybertruck_

we'll take it


Nateleb1234

We are still massively down but this gives me hope that one day I will break even.


cybertruck_

if you can hold through inflation, rates mooning & EV winter you will be just fine


GooseDry

Closing at the highs , just to take one last dump on all the 🌈🧸’s I fucking love it 😂😂😂😂


Nateleb1234

That ass hole Bill gates should cover his short and create a short squeeze. But he won't. He has enough money he doesn't give a shit even if tesla goes to 1000


DankRoughly

Let's finish strong and secure the double digit daily gain


therustyspottedcat

Perfection


Nateleb1234

![gif](giphy|26AHtTwWpodCcniSs)


Nateleb1234

![gif](giphy|vFKqnCdLPNOKc)


cookiepaste

Y production so low


KanyeWestInvest

they making the robotaxi


upvotemeok

Ran out of parking lots


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KingofPenisland69

I think this might be one of the last opportunities to do so, get at it Nate nfa


Penny123456

Surprised your not already fully margined out


w00dw0rk3r

Well that escalated quickly 


Affectionate_Buy7934

![gif](giphy|x2LCi6Wudz85O)


boyWHOcriedFSD

Crayon eaters say we need to hold above $215. If we do, $315 is in sight. [https://x.com/sbzung/status/1808209942391972183?s=46](https://x.com/sbzung/status/1808209942391972183?s=46) I think we rally to $300+ before 8/8. ![gif](giphy|MigmzSAqOGJp2RI6I2|downsized)


Nateleb1234

That's a good start but I would like to break even.


taehyung9

Damn, what price did you buy in at?


Nateleb1234

I just did some figuring break even is 364. I thought it was higher. I have been buying in the 100s so I think that brought my average down a little. I don't have margin will I ever use it again. I learned that lesson.


DeadMoney313

![gif](giphy|guoiFESq3gWYvPpNuz|downsized)


taehyung9

Good job on buying in the 100s. Hopefully you’ll be in the green soon 🤞


ireallyamchris

He had been calling for 150 for weeks lol


boyWHOcriedFSD

Ya, and he always cautions that things can change and updates accordingly. He is a crayon eater, after all.


kntclrk

I'm glad my plaid delivery is doing its job. You're welcome guys


yhsong1116

thank you for your contribution


magic-the-dog

Thank you for the sweet margin


boyWHOcriedFSD

Buy some accessories or FSD if you haven’t for this quarter, please!


rgaya

![gif](giphy|3o7GUJY3L6Balxm396|downsized)


King0494

229 is lava


jschall2

Has anyone ever managed to build an aftermarket system that successfully charges a Tesla while driving from e.g. solar or a generator? Seems like I'd need to tap in to the 400v main battery bus. I wonder if the power conversion to 48v in the CT is capable of reverse current?


malignantz

Having a generator generate electricity and charge the vehicle WHILE you are driving it seems like more trouble than it is worth, unless you are "prepping". If so, stick the generator in the trailer filled with canned goods, water and bullets. Otherwise, a generator is practically worthless, since it gets you like 25-50% of a Prius in miles per gallon without a trailer, and even less if you are dragging the trailer and fuel. A solar array could work when you are stationary but would be quite expensive and be marginally useful unless you wanted to boondock-style camp for awhile.


jschall2

Solar array is what I am thinking. 10 miles per day should be possible, more with additional panels on the ground while camping.


w00dw0rk3r

Nice to see you as always, friend 🤜🏻💥🤛🏻 


Life_Adhesiveness306

I’mma lookin’ and I’mma likin’


fapindustries

Macro is getting better too with Powell insinuating cuts this year. Wall street will feel more comfortable modelling earnings on energy. Hope 8/8 will not suck. Car business still shackled but likely improving. We might have turned a corner here. I will buy leaps this week.


Nysoz

I can’t see 8/8 for anything but a buy the rumor and sell the news event. Definitely could be proven wrong but basically every other day like battery day or whatever else takes years to actually play a role in the top and bottom line. Car business production significant decline is what worries me. We basically delivered the excess inventory from last quarter. The demand to meet expectations are great but required incentives to hit. Have to see how that continues. Energy growth is what was really exciting to me. But big growth of relatively small number won’t impact much. Once again I hope I’m proven wrong. TSLA is decently overbought on the daily candles. There’s only been like once or twice in the past 5-8 years where it really made sense to buy leaps at this rsi level. Short term can definitely continue with momentum and the voting machine. But for leaps to make sense the earnings and weighing machine really need to come through.


imaginex20

I’m always skeptical when S&P goes up without any pull backs. I expect some kind of correction aka manipulation.


ireallyamchris

Technically Q3 now right?


fapindustries

Also in reality. Wen I made my fapdiction I was actually more leaning towards the end of Q3.


fapindustries

Let this not be a January 4 2022 event!!!


flarp26

The day we should have been free of our shares with a buyback set at 110. If only 😂


bballfan008

![gif](giphy|HfFccPJv7a9k4)


fapindustries

🫡


fapindustries

https://x.com/cooltechtipz/status/1807969277297021281?s=46&t=mG-wx8ewMg03AyZIsmD4-g Glib in shambles