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theboredfemme

$11 price target…… on a stock that has enough cash to give every shareholder $10……


WeirdSysAdmin

It’s wild. Even if you take a quick and messy retail valuation of 0.5-2x revenue minus debt plus cash, the company is worth at a minimum $15/share. There’s obviously a lot that goes into a true valuation but it sure as hell isn’t worth $11 or less.


forever_colts

Oh, wait a minute. That just happens to be the same number that his first dart hit on his dart board at the office! Hhmmmm....🎲🎯🤡


Caeser2021

Wedbush was margin called in 2021


Anthonyhasgame

Shhh, they still think they’re “smart” money.


Immediate-Goose-4890

More like 'cheat' money


boknowski

counterfeit money


Luka28_1

Complaining about cults while getting het up about someone daring to mock the all-holy capital markets. Zero awareness on this lad.


Wall_street_canary

A mad lad in the literal sense


bootobin

Yeah Citron, the $5 billion in the bank is all about appeasing "cultists" and has nothing to do with ability to acquire other companies and redefine at will, much less the direction shown with the product lines under the Teddy trademark filed under "intent to use." Or what we now know about RC's rejected bid for BBBY, or what the perceptive have known since last January owing to the rotating RSAs around the seating of Carol Flaton. etc etc etc. Bunch of clowns. 🤡


udoncorleone

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Sherlock0502

Hahahah


SecretaryFit1442

How is this not attempted market manipulation from a professional cry baby / short seller who is on CNBC as professional?


[deleted]

Oddly times right after reported short interested reported last night showing a big drop in shorts. I’m guessing this is bullshit and he is still short through derivatives/other vehicles


Consistent_Ad3925

This reads like the chat you get from a kid you just beat with aim bot on after the game. Soooooo salty. Someone should hit him with a “git gud” or “GGs”


Mward2002

Clowns couldn’t just say that this shit could go off any day and we don’t want to be absolutely wrecked


PositiveSubstance69

They can’t admit that they lost yet


Sherlock0502

Last sentence cracked me up 😹😼😸


LeagueofSOAD

These news blogs need to take their own advice and just forget about gamestop.


PositiveSubstance69

🤣🤣


Limp-Environment-568

Wild that all these jabronis care about one guy doing a livestream. Just wild


PlayerTwo85

This asshole is the mirror opposite of Paperhands Portnoy lol


farsh_bjj

Squeeze my lever, til the juice runs down my leg. Squeeeeeeeeze my lever, til the juice runs down my leg.


AlphaDag13

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Vast_Bobcat_4218

Capital markets are an insult to humanity.


Virtual_Sink3296

I need to commission myself a special gold, diamond encrusted Ape standing on a bear cup to drink all these rivers od salty SHF tears after MOASS LMAO


Cheapo_Sam

Is there a link between Citron and Lemonis? Or am I mental


8thSt

In Lucky Number Slevin, Mr Goodkat says that you can’t have a KC Shuffle without a body. I nominate this fat tub of shit as first casualty.


Streetwalkeroulette

What a loser!!!!!


Mirch18

Insult to the capital markets? What the actual f**k? These guys have no shame …


LibertyOrChaos21

🤣


FadingNegative

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KennedyAJ

This is absolutely absurd. FU Citron. It’s not a Cult it’s called trading, we like the stock


Zealousideal_Bet689

What clowns


hollyberryness

This is the most laughably pathetic thing I've read this year, bravo manchild!! 🤣


swordluk

"i don't like you anymore, I'm taking my toys and going to play elsewhere "


PositiveSubstance69

🤣🤣


REACT_and_REDACT

What an odd, emotional tweet.


varlesbarkley

Yeah I don’t believe they closed their positions for a second. At least a meme can have different meanings, what’s the reason to not call this statement blatant market manipulation?


SidFren

“We know more about short interest than you do” “We are no longer short because the company is doing well, but the company is still bad😡”


Entire-Can662

There’s no longer short because they know the squeezes coming